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Big watermelon

Mr. Topkek — Mon, 03 Jul 2017 09:34:03 +0800

The watermelon tree behind my house is ready to harvest, but not sure sweet or not.

why fat pipu smell?

Mr. Topkek — Sun, 28 May 2017 18:38:12 +0800

Ayam wonder why most of fat fuck smells like they haven't bath since they are born.

The smell is so terrible, is it some chemical reaction is happening in their body e.g. the fat oil inside is expired but new oil generate so mix together then create weird smell.

Plus fat fucks are so space comsuming because they are fat so they need a lot of space to accomodate. Then they keep eat eat eat like they don't have food in previous life.

Probably around 15% of air polution is caused by these fat fuck's smell.

Discuss.

Who u rike in /k?

Mr. Topkek — Mon, 15 May 2017 22:03:20 +0800

Cum and vote

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Lane hogger

Mr. Topkek — Sun, 14 May 2017 16:57:34 +0800

Not sure either licence is bought or pass with luck. Especially those berukdua maivee/vavi/ashit/breZZers etc. all berukdua vehicles.

I noticed that most of the berukdua driver like to hog the lane on highway, e.g. three lane highway they will hog the middle lane and fast lane.
They won't entertain highbeam or didn't even bother to check their rearview mirror for on-coming cars, they just drive in every lane like their bapak's road and turtle speed.

But if moto ride on the middle of the lane it's okay since moto is king of the road because anything happen to them confirm car/lorry/bus salah.

Not sure berukdua driver is just some guy who just 'newly-upgrade-from-moto' a.k.a. previous rempit or purely brainless.

Berukdua hogger aside, they seem like to change lane without signal. Most of the time crusing at fast lane 160km/h with active cruise control on (yeah, I am an a-hole too hog fast lane but not with 90km/h plus I don't care the RM300 a.k.a your one month installment for your 9 yrs loan ashit), they will just suka suka come out without signal and drive 90~100km/h in front you. No idea why they didn't know their engine is shitty but still want to act strong.

Found out even plotong driver is more educated than berukdua driver since plotong drivers know how to drive and they give way.

Sekian.

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Potential racing tered

Mr. Topkek — Thu, 11 May 2017 19:06:59 +0800

Everytime ayam seeing potential ~~piap~~ racing tered in /k, ayam feel like:

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Tadi ayam makan kepsi

Mr. Topkek — Tue, 09 May 2017 15:11:28 +0800

Just now lunch wented kepsi since long time no eaten, snake plate now rm13.70 already, seriously?