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Singapore Maling

Squidward — Thu, 06 Mar 2014 21:48:33 +0800

Indonesia say satay is theirs we diam diam....But why when singapore say satay is national dish we terus rage? fikirlah kawan kawan

Super Anwar Ceramah 2013

Squidward — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 19:28:42 +0800

he is DA man...what a speech

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You agree GE postpone?

Squidward — Sun, 03 Mar 2013 13:41:02 +0800

some troopers are talking about postpone GE bcos of sulu. postpone until matter resolved.

Dont be brainwashed by kampung2005

Squidward — Sun, 24 Feb 2013 16:59:25 +0800

U want good MRT, good ktm so u can take them to work everyday? (dream world?) Or nice cheap cars no tax with great highways? no more protons...instead of paying 70k for honda can buy a BMW instead....pakatan solution is better...no need MRT bulldoze through jln sultan, just cheaper cars, abolish car tax and remove highway tolls.

i know im a MAN...bmw is for me...not sit BMW bus everyday for work!

Anyway i write this bcos really alarmed by some proposals by those public transport nuts here....want to tax cars drive into kl...increase tax for cars...punish us drivers in so many ways....

Rakyat come in

Squidward — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 18:20:52 +0800

30 years of hudud in exchange for complete and total abolish of racial discrimination and all unfairness. Gomen tenders and awards fully open and assess by neutral international body to avoid penipuan.

if propose this deal the rakyat accept or not?

Real life troll

Squidward — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 14:58:19 +0800

Today become real life troll...you know lunch time always got ppl handing out leaflets...today walk past one didnt give me....so i tested going back. Again didnt give...Time to turn on troll mode. Walk right in front of that tard, took a leaflet straight from his hand...walk like boss..then crumple and throw away. i think he total stunned

share some of your real life trolling

Halloween Party! Where u goin?

Squidward — Thu, 01 Nov 2012 18:43:54 +0800

Where u goin later? Me goin company party soon

Workplace junior workers

Squidward — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 18:02:24 +0800

Some juniors staff such headache...causing problem meddling in big boys affairs. To all junior and upcoming students here....can u just do your part and stop meddling? do what u are asked, dont try to be smart alex and do things u dont know! wanna impress boss by asking silly questions? nope

being junior is very simple, just listen, do as instructed, and go away. this also cannot?

Historic Jln Sultan

Squidward — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 08:55:18 +0800

kampung2005 shouted many times to realign MRT...

Heng Tai vs GF

Squidward — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 11:59:02 +0800

Sometimes see those frends once got gf forget the heng tai....forget the root. in the end gf leave them, come back to us also...

Malaysia vs USA politicians

Squidward — Sat, 06 Oct 2012 23:16:00 +0800

Barack Obama
Pro: healtcare fixing, Tax lowering
Con: Unable to improve economy, poor debate performance
SquidView: Not enough achieved, but can see he tried. Cant handle middle east. Abit too cowardly in his actions!
Rating: B

Miit Romney
Pro: Rich and successful businessman(knows how to be achieve without songlap), might improve economy. Will take proper action against terrorists
Con: Help the rich, kick the poor
SquidView: This anti-rakyat policies are worrying! But you can trust he might bring back economy to green side.
Rating C

Bijan
Pro: Crime rate drop to zero (except isolated incidents), economy rise until heaven, rakyat being helped while rich supressed, Petronas money properly distributed. Lynas, Pengerang, Jln Sultan MRT, deepwater oil drilling...all best projects that help our environment and heritage!
Con: None
Rating: A++

Lim Guan Eng
Pro: Revived Penang from a sorry state. Penang now recognised as world heritage with highest foreign investment! Helps the poor.
Con: Sometimes listens too much to allies, should learn to trust his own instinct more.
Rating: A-

Anwar Ibrahim & Hadi
Pro: Rakyat focused. Help the rakyat, not just isolated incidents.
Con: somtimes too easily affected by propaganda and politics....be focused guys and listen to your own instinct more!
Rating: B

How to troll ifags on the street

Squidward — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 16:17:18 +0800

How to shame the ifag gays and lesbians on the street? give some tactic to this uncle. One way i know is quitely say fag walking past them...dont face them though if not kena pukul!

Malaysian sportman verdict: The great and the

Squidward — Fri, 10 Aug 2012 18:04:35 +0800

Ranking after olympic 2012

1. Dato' Lee Chong Wei (silver )
2. Pandalela (bronze )
3. Koo Kien Kiat ( 4th )
4. Tan Boon Heng ( 4th )
5. Azizul (6th )
6. Mun Yee Leong (7th)
7. Jun Hoong Cheong (8th)
8. Qiang Huang (8th)
9. Bryan Nickson Lomas (8th)
10. Khairul Anuar (last 8)
11. Noraseela Mohd Khalid (9th)
12. Ken Nee Yeoh (10th)
13 Hup Wei Lee (14th)
14. Heida Gan ( last 16 )
16. Traisy Vivien Tukiet (22nd)
17. Yan Yee Ng (24th)
18. Cai Lin Khoo (30th)
19. Peng Kean Yu (last 32)
20. Chu Sian Cheng (last 32)
21. Nurul Syafiqah Hashim (last 32)
22. Nur Suryani Mohd Taibi (32)
23. Jing Yi Tee (Group stage)
24. Khairulnizam Mohd Afendy (37th)
???

last. Muhamad Adiq Husainie Othman (DNF )

still compiling....who missing?

After Baskin Robbin and Nasi Kandar incident

Squidward — Thu, 09 Aug 2012 01:14:15 +0800

Malaysians can no longer call Singaporeans Kiasu? Our free food madness already covered by international media in Singapore....Singapore position as world no 1 kiasu threatened!

Malaysian food overrated?

Squidward — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 22:26:25 +0800

Many locals sing praise about our food (so faptastic). But isit that good? most never seen the outside world. Thai food is major success worldwide. Tom yam half the world know. Our food? bah kut teh barely international. Got a few malaysian restaurants in europe and US, never really took off and expand wildly. interest level quite low. Compare world class sushis

Why? our food generally of low quality produce and use salty, heavy sauce to compensate. Not surprising given our 3rd world status (thanks to BN )

Mee goreng? just some fried noodles
Asam laksa? Thai's tom yam more memorable
Roti canai? oily pancake..thats all...
bah kut teh? this one more interesting...but plenty of interseting china dishes that never gone international....bah kut teh meat is consider just so-so compare to top produce from France.

Just compare our produce even!
Durians...best sent to Singapore
Mangosteen...best sent to Japan
Seafood...selects sent to Hong Kong
Left rubbish for us local.....

When a simple burger like Kaw Kaw (by western standards) can become a huge fad, we know our food need serious improve! I say our standard has dropped way below 20 years ago! Pls no more tidak apa attitude and self praise!

QUOTE

Msia: Lots of salt, lots of sugar, lots of flavoring, lots of MSG = Tastes good
SG: Low salt, diet sugar, no flavoring, no colouring, NO MSG = tastes like shit

u like salt sugar and MSG? just dump them into mee and discard everything. oh wait thats char kuey teow! there...your kind of food.

Our gomen just dun care about the wellbeing of the rakyat....let banglas run our stalls...let rats dominate...poor cleaning practice...best stuff exported...list cant end!

England FA is very smart with this EURO 2012

Squidward — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 18:41:32 +0800

last time quarterfinal out..... full of marah
now quarterfinal out............full of praise and forgive

The secret? Fire capello and pick the media's darlingboy Roy Hodgson...

Dark skin tourist cant get help.

Squidward — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 20:55:01 +0800

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White tourist easily get many help. Sedihnya, dark skin gunawan who couldnt go anywhere in this korea land. his dreams of seeing SNSD live shattered.

Do you look down on dark skin ppl?

Squidward — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 14:10:55 +0800

I feel got this thing ppl always look down on darker skin ppl. Like among chinese, dark skin chinese considered low class while white ones are educated and probably live in bangsar. The strange this is...i feel partly true bcos many of the rich friends i know quite fair skin!

this problem is not just among chinese, always read about indians who consider the fair type as one rank higher. superior type. the aryans, if u will. Same also with malays, where the puteihs like lisa surihani is always made to be one class above, mixed blood of chinese/thai/arabs etc.

then we have the banglas and afreecans, black as hell and widely look down upon. house price literally drop when the dark africans come to your neighborhood

with krim pemutih selling out so fast...do u think this is healthy prejudice and obsession? discuss.

-- Reflection series #1 by squidward.

Do u know what 70Billion can do?

Squidward — Thu, 31 May 2012 12:19:38 +0800

70 billion each year from Petronas...how to spend for rakyat's benefit? Here is one idea pakatan might do:

20billion - MRT for Penang
5billion - abolishment cost for PTPTN
5billion - Total abolishment of highway tolls. Buy back PLUS and AKLEH etc
10billion - 100 low cost house projects in poor states
5 billion - abolishment of proton and cheap car subsidy...all Japan and Conti 10% diskaun!
35billion - fund 3500 startup businesses thru special funding! Will be aired on TV to get best business proposals based on MERITOCRACY.

This is what 1 YEAR of petronas money already can achieve. Imagine every year with such massive reforms....transform our country unimaginably...

The Vision

The VISION is to SEPARATE petronas income from national income so we can survive after oil runs dry. Maintanence, debt, development etc should come from our national income just like other countries. This is something UMNO doesnt understand. Petronas money is what i call the kickstart money. The firestarter. The turbo engine. To boost our country each year 1 step towards 1st world country.

Mengapa selalu saja Zionist yang menang?

Squidward — Wed, 30 May 2012 13:17:08 +0800

Mengapa selalu saja Zionist yang menang? Dari Intel sampai ke facebook ke virus jahat...Bomb termashyur gile kuat. Sampai bila henti menang? henti kuat?

Analyze the reason....