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Air mattress keep losing air?

DoraemonNobita — Wed, 17 Apr 2019 02:50:53 +0800

Hi all,

I bought 2 air mattresses and after few months slept on them, both deflated. (like almost no air inside). I did not use them too often and never poked a hole and I took care of them nicely.

Fyi: I pumped both twice a week.

Wife/gf earns more compared to husband/gf

DoraemonNobita — Sat, 13 Apr 2019 20:08:52 +0800

Hi all, currently I feel so insecure with relationship since my gf earns more money than me. She is good and being very loyal to me but I feel useless after I saw changes on her. she started buy things on her own using her own money, she always busy and even weekend she ain't got time for dating. She got promoted lately and she was very happy With her achievement. I was happy for her too. Am I in a bad situation or what? She is becoming more independent since then. How you guys handle the situation? especially married couple.

Need help ASAP

DoraemonNobita — Wed, 12 Sep 2018 09:53:45 +0800

Anybody know about pentagon bussiness center?
Anybody ever worked there?

Diskusi

DoraemonNobita — Mon, 26 Mar 2018 21:16:48 +0800

Today Ayam chit chat with male kolik. All are extremely hamsap but they prefer to marry the innocent girls. They said they will test drive many girls before marry. So Ayam asked them, how would you tackle the innocent girl? They told Ayam, later they will repent and get one and they will never tell the girl what happened in the past. That's what they plan.

So Ayam been thinking is that even fair for the innocent girl?
Inb4 Ayam hamsap too but Ayam think better be honest.
Inb4 Ayam wondering what gonna happen to the nice guy since hamsap guys sapu all.

Bincangkan

Chickenpox

DoraemonNobita — Sat, 17 Mar 2018 10:20:15 +0800

Once in a life time or twice?. Cb Ayam kena lagi at the age 34. First I thought it was an ulcer then spread to my lips and entire of my body.

Anybody married with sabahan woman?

DoraemonNobita — Wed, 21 Feb 2018 14:52:11 +0800

I am currently dating a sumandak. I've been to her parent's house several times. Basically I talked in malay but I noticed that sometimes got miscommunication/hesitate moment/blur (most of the time it was me who can't catch what her parents say. Ayam shy liao) . What about you?

Ayam need help. How to learn sabahan dialect faster?

Armpit

DoraemonNobita — Sat, 17 Feb 2018 21:32:54 +0800

Is there anything that I can use for my armpit other than deodorant. I used many brands of deodorant edy and my armpit turned out to be so itchy and redish. If I don't put anything busuk liao.

Inb4 not bulu ketiak problem.

Married guys

DoraemonNobita — Fri, 16 Feb 2018 21:47:08 +0800

You buy house first before getting married?
How you managed your money for your
Car
Bike
Parents
Gf (dating)
And so on

Be my valentine ♥

DoraemonNobita — Tue, 13 Feb 2018 08:00:51 +0800

If you are given a chance to date any girl from /k who would she be?
Tag her if you got balls 😂 😂

When girl sulk

DoraemonNobita — Sat, 10 Feb 2018 23:57:48 +0800

Why they look so cute?
Ayam tara faham

when is the right time to get married?

DoraemonNobita — Fri, 09 Feb 2018 11:21:36 +0800

My gugberd wanna know

Orang Islam

DoraemonNobita — Wed, 07 Feb 2018 17:25:40 +0800

I heard once a person become a muslim (convert) then he will be like a new born baby. Is it true the requirement of becoming a muslim is just by taking the syahadah. If the person did not pray after he took his syahadah (because he still don't know what to recite ,movement and so on), is it consider as a sin?
and is it fine if he just follow some people praying at the mosque but he still does not know to recite? I mean just follow the movement.

This might be stupid

DoraemonNobita — Mon, 22 Jan 2018 17:46:05 +0800

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How you pronounce this?

Geopulse Sdn Bhd

DoraemonNobita — Tue, 16 Jan 2018 18:25:03 +0800

This company got website or not?
Where can I read the review about this company?

chinese (non muslim) and muslim couple

DoraemonNobita — Sat, 09 Dec 2017 13:40:58 +0800

I am a chinese and my gf is a muslim. I have met her parents and they are very sporting and not judgmental. The issue here right now is my family. My mom only wants me to marry a chinese girl. Previously I had a chinese gf but the relationship did not last long and the current one is a sumandak (muslim). My mom knew I broke up with the chinese girl but she does not know about my current relationship with this sumandak. Actually I want to keep it private but my gf always ask me when can I bring her to see my family. I always tell her that one day when the time is right she will meet my family but deep inside my heart I am afraid to bring her to my parents house. She is a nice girl very pretty and polite. About convert to islam I think that should be no problem because I'm interested to this religion before I even met her but I need to do more research before doing so. She thought I am not serious with her and she always ask me "are we able to get married or not if no we better break up now". fuhhhh I am in a dilemma right now.

Anybody with the same experience?
I want to seek for advises.

Makeup

DoraemonNobita — Sat, 29 Jul 2017 20:41:04 +0800

wimminz who never makeup before look hilarious when they put makeup on

wimminz who always put makeup on look quite ugly once they remove it.

number you menang RM5K from CELCOM

DoraemonNobita — Wed, 17 May 2017 21:53:57 +0800

I received a call from a random number with indo code. He said he's from CELCOM
deep inside my heart: wtf CELCOM got +62

He speak KL
He told me a long story on how my number is chosen and he even told me not to worry because I do not have to give him my account number.
He asked me to check my phone if CELCOM sent me a message with six digits code.
He asked me to give him the 6 digits code and I have the code to him.
After that
He said, I just need to follow some steps..

first he told me to go to ATM Machine. I said, I am otw to my home and I do not have any ATM nearby.
I was just trying to make the conversation longer. After that he asked me whether I have internet connection or not.
I said yes and I asked him what is his name?
He was hesitating while answering my question..
deep inside my heart: wtf I just asked your name dude

After almost 20 mins. I told him "Please call me later because I think I want to call CELCOM center near my place first to confirm this"
Suddenly he said I do not have to do that because he's one of the staff
deep inside my heart: wtf all brunches of CELCOM ada link laa and if the customer would want to call and ask you should allow them

I said to him "It's ok la I do not want the money maybe you could give it to someone else"
Successfully wasted his 30 mins (approximately) lol

Ketahihan apakah yinnie. Die die lying. make sure your head is full of knowledge first before doing the scam lmao

Virgin

DoraemonNobita — Sat, 25 Mar 2017 14:07:31 +0800

How to know if the girl is still virgin or not?

Do not give a wise ass answer like "piap".

When I was in college my malay friend told me to see her feet but I forgot how.

Anyone have that knowledge?

Why are you single?

DoraemonNobita — Sat, 18 Mar 2017 23:41:35 +0800

Me : Choosy

girl : Most single men are choosy. Just admit it

Me : you have a bf?

Girl : yes

Me : Why you have a boyfriend?

Girl : Because I need a companion

Me : No, it's because you are materialistic. you are just using him for your personal purposes.

Me : Fuck off

Me : LOL

Me : LMAO

I conpess she frenzon

DoraemonNobita — Fri, 30 Dec 2016 22:55:53 +0800

tired of chasing edy
where to find girl?