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should i connect my debit card to celcom?

Yonzo — Thu, 23 Jul 2020 12:46:12 +0800

im new to this kind of stuff especially in mobile internets and bank stuff so i dont know much. celcom life app has a feature that enables me to top up the internet with my debit card, should i do it? im too lazy to drive my moped to 711 for topup. is it really that secure??. also im wondering, which plan is the best plan in the app?? i saw this unlimited calls/internet for a month for 35 ringgit. is that good???? pls help

Im going to UM, do you guys have any advice for me

Yonzo — Thu, 18 Jun 2020 23:39:37 +0800

how do I make friends there?

is there anything I have to watch out for?

is the lecturer okay? *(business administration diploma)

is there any tips and tricks? secrets and easter eggs?

is there any good cheap properties near um?

what does Malaysia have to do to become a develope

Yonzo — Tue, 16 Jun 2020 11:43:06 +0800

I always get sad when I think about how Malaysia is lagging behind. I want Malaysia to atleast be as good as Singapore. how can we make our country a great modern, civilised and powerful country? Im sad by how lame our country is compared to others. atleast other country in SEA has something interesting to do unlike our country. I wonder if we can make Malaysia a better country by copying Singapore.
sorry bad english

Malaysian get ip banned in 4chan?

Yonzo — Thu, 21 May 2020 01:14:04 +0800

im an avid /pol/ and /x/ user at 4chan and i was surprised to see that i was unable to post and reply to stuff there because i was "ip banned". did one of you monyet did something retarded there? it says that only users with 4chan pass can bypass the ban. im considering to buy 4chan pass but its like 90 ringgit annually so its out of the question ah.

can someone explain why Malaysians are banned from 4chan right now? should i buy the 4chan pass? it can only be bought by bitcoins but idk where to buy legit bitcoins

how do i start trading stock in malaysia?

Yonzo — Thu, 12 Mar 2020 18:15:38 +0800

I have a BSN account and I want to trade both American and Malaysian stocks.
i have done some reading and i found out that Ameritrade is the best for American stock tradings, is this true?
i also cant find any source on finding platform for Malaysian stock trading so can you guys help me? the closest one and the most trustworthy looking one is maybank but do i have to make a separate bank account for that?
whats the best web for learning on how to start trading stocks in Malaysia?
also i have some cash on ASNB so dont worry about that

also kalau aku dapat ong aku kongsi ngan orang yang tolong

how to find high class escort in KL?

Yonzo — Wed, 08 Jan 2020 22:53:17 +0800

harap aku tak kena ban sebab ni, aku cuma nak piap piap je. pls mod.

so I won the lottery, I didn't get the millions but its still bigger than my avg wages so yeah.

I want to spend this money quickly as possible. I dont want to get tied by some dangerous shit like getting abducted for ransom in Thailand or such. i live in KL so i have seen a lot of high class girls that just make me fucking thirsty.

i would like to get some of that with my newfound wealth. i want to jolok some of that gold plated lubangs till my batang melt from various radioactive STD that only can be found on vietnam soldier after a night in saigon.

since i won lotery and become such a fat lucrative target for some people, i dont want to get fucked by some placur and end up dead and penniless. how do i make sure that a pelacur is private(swasta, not a worker for a taiko) i have some bad histories with alot of big people in the underworld so i cant balun those girls that are owned by taikos and the girls you found in the chow kit shitholes.

im thinking of using tinder and insta but i want some advices from experienced guys (if there any) from here. pls help abang ni ok

how to find aongs and rob them?

Yonzo — Mon, 30 Sep 2019 16:23:30 +0800

hi guys, i just thought about this idea,

along are robbers, they rob our people in need, they are evil.

so i thought, it will be okay to rob them because they are bad.

moral values aside, im in a very dire need of money. so i have thought up this plan

>put a wedge on the front doors before entering the money lending place so that they couldnt lock it magnetically
> be autistically violent and menacing by knocking some people out with my metal pipe.
> then i will tie them with cable ties and ask for them where the money is.
>after that, i will take their debit cards and ask them for the pin
>before leaving, i will burn the whole place to make sure theres no evidence that could lead me to arrest

is this okay?

to be honest, i dont think the money lender offices have any gangsters. its a money lending office not the back alley, so they wont waste their money to employ some guards there.

i never been to these offices on my own so these will be my assumptions.

anyway, i want to ask you guys;

where do i find the money?

is there any precaution i should take?

how do i differentiate between alongs and non alongs?

do you guys have any improvements to my plans?

How to rob Along?

Yonzo — Mon, 30 Sep 2019 15:28:58 +0800

Web designer for hire

Yonzo — Fri, 30 Sep 2016 23:42:33 +0800

Im finding a good web designer that :

-can speak malay (just a preference, if you cant speak malay its ok)

-good at making social media websites

-like/know anime

-can be contacted through internet (i dont want to meet you face-to-face)

-doesnt need to be NSA level knowledge just having a knowledge on how to make social media website is enough

the website im making is like these manga website but its a little different and complicated. if you're interested, please PM me in malay and show your price and your latest website that you have make.

sorry for the god tier english