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Still alive after sembelih

bman — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 15:03:05 +0800

I am not eating this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgOG-TkYWsg

[YOUTUBE]lgOG-TkYWsg[/YOUTUBE]

Let's cucuk dan main

bman — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 13:53:38 +0800

I am not afraid of HIV/AIDS ANYMORE!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL1yagwaKM4

[YOUTUBE]SL1yagwaKM4[/YOUTUBE]

The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus

bman — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 01:57:01 +0800

Occult signs everywhere... bloody hell

Marked for sacrifice

If you see Sherlock Holmes, same thing, whole damn movie is about these bunch of occult mofos who worship pyramids and pentagrams.

Damn bloooooodddddyyyyy 'IN YOUR FACE' lah nowadays these hollywood movies.

See those All Seeing Eye and the checkered floors ?

Al Gore marah liao

bman — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 22:51:37 +0800

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V18D7dIFkw

[YOUTUBE]2V18D7dIFkw[/YOUTUBE]

Sexy relatives.

bman — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 02:18:37 +0800

Before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story because people asked...

Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's flocked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so fukking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy crap went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to flock her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was flocked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fukking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

Stupid Mamee company.

bman — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 02:08:20 +0800

Why no more give the small pepper/salt packet? No fun to eat anymore without those packs, can crush the mamee with the salted pepper packs.

Cerita Pontianak

bman — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 21:16:20 +0800

Kisah Tiga Pontianak

Pada satu malam 3 ekor pontinak sedang bertenggek di atas pokok sambil bergaduh tentang kehebatan masing-masing.Ketiga-tiga mengaku diri mereka hebat.Untuk menentukan siapa paling hebat mereka pun cuba membuktikan kehebatan masing-masing.

Pontianak A terbang dengan sepantas kilat.10 saat kemudian balik semula ke pokok tersebut.Kelihatan ada kesan-kesan darah di sekitar gigi Pontianak A.

Pontianak A : Korang nampak rumah tu
Pontianak B : Nampak!
Pontianak C : Nampak!
Pontianak A : Satu rumah tu habis aku kerjakan.

Pontianak B pula terbang lebih pantas dari Pontianak A. 5 saat kemudian balik semula ke pokok tersebeut.Kelihatan ada darah bukan setakat pada gigi,malah pada keseluruhan mulut pontianak tersebut.

Pontianak B : Korang nampak kampung tu
Pontianak A : Nampak!
Pontianak C : Nampak!
Pontianak B : Habis satu kampung tu aku kerjakan.

Sejurus lepas itu Pontianak C pula terbang lebih pantas dari Pontianak A dan B .Dalam masa 2 saat je dia kembali ke pokok tersebut.Kelihatan darah
mengalir-ngalir bukan sahaja pada mulut,malah pada keseluruhan muka pontianak tersebut.

Pontianak C : Korang nampak tembok kat hujung sana tu
Pontianak A : Nampak!
Pontianak B : Nampak!
Pontianak C : Err...tadi aku tak nampak

Beautiful lady at maybank atm

bman — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 16:50:14 +0800

I balik from makan, on my way to maybank.

Saw this lenglui came out, dropped her phone and some ID card into the longkang, that is grilled.

Suddenly all the lalat come help her. One picked up her phone for her, but that was easy because the phone didn't go through the grill like her ID.

So everyone else bopian run away liao. I saw her, she saw me, I went in, withdraw some cash.

Then came out, she look at me in the face, I look at her in the face.

Her body language was telling me, 'Help me my hero, my ID card is in the longkang.'

I smile, I look at the longkang and the ID card.

Then I look at her face... I *LMAO* *ROTFLMAO* then I turn away and ignored her.

hahahahahahahaa.....

So damn shiok when you show the SLL that their charm cannot work on every guy.

Gamer's hideout-tards

bman — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 04:33:38 +0800

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

[YOUTUBE]LCYPGnJdO1U[/YOUTUBE]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCYPGnJdO1U

Definition of a Climate Change A-hole.

bman — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 23:59:29 +0800

Since when climate change become a religion ah? What happened to facts and science?

These people should hug and fug trees instead.

http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2009/12/wi...connolley-axed/

Wikipedia Fires Crazy Left-wing Climate Editor

More on Wikipedia and Connolley – he’s been canned as a Wiki administrator

Wikipedia announced that it has fired its long time climate editor William Connolley, . Connolley,a software engineer and host at RealClimate, a left- wing AGW site that relentlessly punishes AGW skeptics and lavishly praises alarmists, has been found to have changed over 5,000 Wikipedia articles to promote AGW catastrophic speculation.

He has been observed altering history, most prominetly by removing the Medieval Warming Period. But he also has been found to have described the careers and accomplishments of AGW skeptics in the most unflattering way. For background, Lawrence Solomon writes in the National Post:

He rewrote Wikipedia’s articles on global warming, on the greenhouse effect, on the instrumental temperature record, on the urban heat island, on climate models, on global cooling. On Feb. 14, he began to erase the Little Ice Age; on Aug.11, the Medieval Warm Period. In October, he turned his attention to the hockey stick graph. He rewrote articles on the politics of global warming and on the scientists who were skeptical of the band. Richard Lindzen and Fred Singer, two of the world’s most distinguished climate scientists, were among his early targets, followed by others that the band especially hated, such as Willie Soon and Sallie Baliunas of the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics, authorities on the Medieval Warm Period.

All told, Connolley created or rewrote 5,428 unique Wikipedia articles. His control over Wikipedia was greater still, however, through the role he obtained at Wikipedia as a website administrator, which allowed him to act with virtual impunity. When Connolley didn’t like the subject of a certain article, he removed it — more than 500 articles of various descriptions disappeared at his hand. When he disapproved of the arguments that others were making, he often had them barred — over 2,000 Wikipedia contributors who ran afoul of him found themselves blocked from making further contributions. Acolytes whose writing conformed to Connolley’s global warming views, in contrast, were rewarded with Wikipedia’s blessings. In these ways, Connolley turned Wikipedia into the missionary wing of the global warming movement.

Incoming towards the sun.

bman — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 03:51:32 +0800

Look at the lil ******* on it's way to our sun.

Latest pic can follow here, http://sohodata.nascom.nasa.gov/cgi-bin/da...SCO:detector=C3

Bullshiat scientists and their studies

bman — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 05:56:46 +0800

16 July 2003 Masturbating may protect against prostate cancer.
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn3942...ate-cancer.html

26 January 2009 Masturbating may increase the risk of Prostate cancer.
http://www.livescience.com/health/090126-m...n-prostate.html

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,352278,00.html
April 23, 2008 Men who frequently masturbate appear to have a lower risk of developing prostate cancer, Australian researchers reported.

So how is orgasm from masturbation and orgasm from sex any different? Does the lil bro knows ?

Why some people should not breed

bman — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 04:54:11 +0800

Some people should be exterminated, period.

In addition to homos, we should exterminate these people too.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=617_1252006591

She's a lesbian butch.

bman — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 01:40:22 +0800

Worked on a project with some online people. Found out this 'lady' is actually a fat butch. Then snooped and noticed she joined 'gay chat' forums.

What can be worst?! Difficult to work with and so damn short tempered.

No wonder turn lesbo, fat, bad attitude. Pffftttt!

I can't wait to finish this assignment so I can delete/remove/block her from my msn!

Airport body scanner = cancer

bman — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 18:18:46 +0800

Besides violating your privacy, the amount of radiation blasted on you is way too much.

So, those who travel regularly, still dare to travel to countries where they made you take x-rays and see your nekkid body/genitals?

Scientific research confirms these rays are harmful and can cause cancer but air travelers are made to take them anyway.

[YOUTUBE]gGtSt_T90J0[/YOUTUBE]

[YOUTUBE]12xXGo7buWY[/YOUTUBE]

lelong.com.my stupid programmers

bman — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 01:53:34 +0800

Wtf is wrong with this site? Everytime visit an item using firefox, it causes a 99 percent cpu usage and freeze my browser.

Tamiflu

bman — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:11:08 +0800

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh3jlPHZyS0

[YOUTUBE]gh3jlPHZyS0[/YOUTUBE]

Tom and Jerry freaky episode

bman — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 23:55:16 +0800

Christians, and Muslims, any comments?

This one is 'In your face, What are you going to do to us ? '

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hSvacxqR1o

[YOUTUBE]8hSvacxqR1o[/YOUTUBE]

Save the planet? NO WAY!

bman — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:39:17 +0800

Save yourselves first lah! hahahahaha

Environmentalists = Losers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyxuVFzKypU

[YOUTUBE]dyxuVFzKypU[/YOUTUBE]

According to the founder of HIV virus, I can...

bman — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:13:35 +0800

If my nutrition and hygiene levels are adequate.

And you can cure yourself from HIV infection with proper nutrition and hygiene instead of drugs/vaccines.

http://aids.about.com/od/themindsofhivaids/p/montagnier.htm

His Greatest Discovery:
Dr. Montagnier is best known for his 1983 discovery of the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV), which has been identified as the cause of AIDS. This discovery led directly to the development of a test for detecting the presence of HIV in blood samples.

[YOUTUBE]WQoNW7lOnT4[/YOUTUBE]

First, human climate global warming scandal.

Now this.... errrrr..... Is our perception of reality for the past 30 years changing now? Has the truth tellers came out, because of guilty conscience?