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Where can I get Dormicum?

evilboy — Mon, 21 Nov 2016 14:30:02 +0800

Anyone have contact? I didn't sleep for two days.

PETITION TO PERMABAN PINOTNOIR

evilboy — Sat, 19 Nov 2016 12:15:30 +0800

Posted too many illegal contents still alive?!?

[help] with amoi friend at her house

evilboy — Sat, 08 Oct 2016 02:14:18 +0800

> was thinking to happy at changkat tonightt since tomorrow not working. i was coming from Kota Kemuning and suddenly raining. i know that i didnt bring raincoat along so i called my ex school mates which stay near USJ to ask if i could stay a while until the rain stop. but now i dont feel good because as i arrived at her house, she told me that her bf is out station. now, she served me coffee and wearing pj's.

what should i do guys? rain not stop yet.

inb4 cool stories

Why need to butt hurt with iPhone/apple user?

evilboy — Thu, 06 Oct 2016 16:34:00 +0800

I cannot geddit. It's up to people what they wanna use or buy whatever phone they preferred. Why need to bash people stupid etc etc? Implying that if you use other phone than iPhone you will be smarter? Lel..

My friends keep comparing his honor 8 with my 6s. Even in group chat also bragging about how nice is his phone can do this and that. I cannot brain why need to butt hurt with iPhone user.

Example: even this shit apps also want to show off.

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Sent from iPhone

Lai lai.. ayam dreamed of these two numbers

evilboy — Fri, 30 Sep 2016 17:15:17 +0800

Ayam dreamed this 2 numbers last night.

/k fast fast go buy.

Thanks me later.

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Ex smokers pls come in

evilboy — Sun, 10 Jul 2016 15:20:12 +0800

Last night i celebrate my gf's birthday. Her wish, she wants me to stop drinking and smoke for 3 days, starting today. Now its 12 hours passed. I havent smoke yet. Because i love her so much i'll try my best to make her wish comes true.

So, /k what can i do to kill the urge for smoke. I have been eating non stop from noon till now.

Kam rate my dinner

evilboy — Fri, 08 Jul 2016 21:24:32 +0800

Dinner with bros. So far, this is the bestest roti canai i ever had. I usuallly dont eat roti canai. But this one, not oily, not dry. Just nice.

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@Bala's banana leaf.

Rate my Shirley

evilboy — Fri, 08 Jul 2016 16:39:31 +0800

Belloooo /k,

I'm Shirley and I just had bath with my handsome owner.

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Open house with fatty boom boom

evilboy — Fri, 08 Jul 2016 13:28:00 +0800

Yesterday wented to raya open house and spotted a guy who was more than 120kg He is my friend's friend. Since he was sitting next to me, we chat a bit. Suddenly, i curious about his weight so i asked.

Me: boleh tanya, Shah berapa kg? *sambil senyum kambing*
Fatty: sebenarnya, saya pun Tak tau berapa berat saya. Sebab bila saya pakai penimbang, asyik kat 120kg. Itu max dah.
Me: ... Ooo ye ke? Tiga kali ganda berat saya.

Both of us laughing.

He memang bulat I tell you.

Raya with 1000 sudoku

evilboy — Wed, 06 Jul 2016 15:34:14 +0800

Raya but still so many people in KLCC. So, i only managed to grabbed this book. Can't get the other book i wanted. Too packed with people.

I bought this.. 1000 sudoku
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Who ever dated female ktard before?

evilboy — Tue, 05 Jul 2016 14:30:37 +0800

Anyone? What was the final result?

Inb4 ktards all tarp.

Midnight music <3

evilboy — Tue, 05 Jul 2016 01:42:40 +0800

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My steam games

evilboy — Mon, 04 Jul 2016 15:17:33 +0800

Here are mine.

What about yours?

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Why i hate landwhale

evilboy — Sun, 03 Jul 2016 14:46:35 +0800

Probably lotsa landwhale will get pissed and reporting me for posting this. But hey, there is no girl in /k.

Here the list:-

1. I can never go shopping with landwhale because they gonna ask u question such as "does this shirt make me look fat?" "Do this shoes make me look fat?"

2. They think they are doing mankind and better than u by going to gym, walking on the treadmill. - at minimum speed and quit after 2 3 months

3. THEY WHINE ABT BEING FAT AND WILL GOT PISSED OFF IF U EVER SAY THE SAME TO THEIR FACE.

4. They think fat is the only reason for all of their miseries in life. - low confidence and hard to find partner.

5. The sweat profusely. - have bring em to air conditioner place and they wont walk even for a miles! Cos body too berat already. Lol

Disclaimer: being fat is not a crime. This i hate list are by politically and are meant as humorous reasons.

AMA: I'm new here in /k

evilboy — Fri, 01 Jul 2016 21:09:05 +0800

Ask me anything. Don't troll me yea.

Maxis staff complaint sampul raya tak cukup 'raya'

evilboy — Thu, 30 Jun 2016 10:17:36 +0800

My friend works in Maxis complaint sampul raya this year tak islamic sangat. Every single thing also want to complaint.

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Fatty boom boom come in

evilboy — Thu, 30 Jun 2016 09:11:01 +0800

Yesterday i went to texas chicken for dinner at 8pm. I saw quite a lot of FAT people dine there. So I was thinking, why these fat people never want to take care of their body/diet. Not only that, fat people also most of them lazy do exercise. Then go around complaint their fatness and how they jealous with skinny people's body. I do experience this a lot and it's very annoying.

So fatty boom boom, why are you fat?

Girls who are alcoholic

evilboy — Wed, 29 Jun 2016 14:21:21 +0800

Is not waifu material.

Agree?

Since when did 'FAT' become a dirty word?

evilboy — Wed, 22 Jun 2016 19:35:11 +0800

So I had dinner with my colleagues yesterday.

We ordered our food - single order.

Our food served approx. in 20 mins.

4 of us, but the food were for 5 pax.

One of my colleagues wondering and asked "Why got extra one dish"

I spontaneously answered "Alex ordered two plates. FAT people always eat more. One plate where got enough"

Suddenly, all eyes on me.

I was like........ *silent awkward moment*

What's wrong with calling people fat?

P/s: Alex is 120kg guy.

Parents dislike my gf

evilboy — Thu, 16 Jun 2016 16:27:56 +0800

We together more than 3 years and we'll get marriage end of this year. Talked to my parents and they don't really happy with my choice because my gf has tattoo at her leg. My parents says girls who have tattoo are bad girls.

How to convince my parents the concept is wrong? i have made up my mind to marry her and i dont want her to have problem with my parents in future since my parents kind of dislike her.