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WTL9113 very famous

IamAHuman — Mon, 19 Oct 2026 22:04:48 +0800

Siapa punya kawan??

Update 22/10/2026 5pm

The driver of a Porsche Cayenne who went viral for reckless driving and taunting other road users has been sentenced to five days in jail, fined RM10,000 and disqualified from driving for five years.

Woo Hong Jiang, 56, an online trader, pleaded guilty in the magistrate's court to reckless and dangerous driving that endangered himself and other road users.

The offence took place at 2.14pm on Oct 18 along the Puchong Highway bypass towards Bukit Jalil, Serdang.

The charge, under Section 42(1) of the Road Transport Act, carries a maximum jail term of five years and a fine of between RM5,000 and RM10,000.

Magistrate Nur Natasya Mohtaruddin ordered Woo to begin serving his jail sentence immediately. He will face an additional six months in jail if he fails to pay the fine.

https://www.nst.com.my/news/nation/2026/10/...eckless-driving

Justice has prevailed!!!

I got the best notebook/laptop in Mahsia

IamAHuman — Wed, 07 Oct 2026 11:05:44 +0800

1-2 year old surface pro.

am satisfied with it's performance for my daily task.

best function of all is that the screen will auto blurr / dis-focus in 1.5hr - 2 hrs! Prompting me to take a break! haha

of course this was carelessly caused by me that i left my notebook under the car seat and forgotten about it there and I adjusted my memory seat till it smashed the back of the notebook. Still functioning but screen will have double or triple image after 1.5hrs to 2 hrs.

Damn good function eh!

#wedrant

Corporate world

IamAHuman — Mon, 28 Sep 2026 16:24:08 +0800

Firstly, thank you for acknowledging that you are one of the corporate donkeys (me included)

Been in the corporate world for more than 15 years.

Whoever says it's great, can come and lick my @rse

Don't get me started with office politics, project datlines, endless and meaningless meetings, bosses who think they are literally GOD, etc etc

But one thing's for sure is that thank God for AI that helped to make work faster and easier.

So, don't stress and let CGPT help you in your daily war!

P/s : SKYNET IS REAL!!!

OKU Parking

IamAHuman — Thu, 24 Sep 2026 15:33:31 +0800

So the stolee goes like this.

Makan at McD's (bee 40). Saw an unker drive parked at OKU spot in front. No OKU sticker but he has an 'OKU' son which looks like autism.

So, my question is whether autism, dyslexic etc is consider OKU?

or

OKU is defined by physical handicapped?

Which would you agree?

DAP besar jugak ye

IamAHuman — Tue, 18 Aug 2026 12:28:26 +0800

Didn't know that this perempuan exist in DAP until I view the conference video.

p/s : yes, I pathetic! haha...

Cina Cina masuk

IamAHuman — Mon, 10 Aug 2026 17:12:28 +0800

Can u communicate with mainland Chinese? I don't know Mandarin much but can so called cari makan. But I really cannot understand fully mainland Chinese Mandarin. Maybe 50/50 only.

What about those sjkc org? Can un?

My gf who is sjkc also finds it hard to understand mainland Chinese Mandarin.

Mana best punya Singapore prawn mee wet

IamAHuman — Fri, 07 Aug 2026 17:38:50 +0800

Weekend is here!!!

So, as per title, mana can get good Singapore prawn mee. The white wet ones.

I asked chatgpt and it answered none! Only in JB :sad:

So any sifus can recommend?

Perasan…

IamAHuman — Tue, 28 Jul 2026 17:43:44 +0800

Today go see doctor with wifey.

Doctor young young awek.

After talk, doctor say will call back to reconfirm something. Ask to give 2 numbers. 1st number my wifey, 2nd no my own.

2 hrs later, awek doctor call my number and tell me the info. She said “I have done the appointment for your MOTHER!

I too shock till I just say Tq Tq ya….

Don’t dare to tell my wife on the conversation.

Ps : wifey 3 yrs younger than me.

Done perasan

After Major Bluewave in Johor, N9 how?

IamAHuman — Mon, 13 Jul 2026 13:15:46 +0800

So, apa machiem?

I think N9 is the mother of all whereby it's 50/50 for both parties. I don't want to include PH and PAS coz well.... you know I know la.

What are your predictions?

2023 record
Pakatan Harapan (PH): 17 kerusi (DAP 11, PKR 5, AMANAH 1)
Barisan Nasional (BN): 14 kerusi (semuanya dimenangi oleh UMNO)
Perikatan Nasional (PN): 5 kerusi (PAS 3, BERSATU 2)

Negeri Sembilan has a total population of 1,098,500 as of 2015;[30][31] the ethnic composition consisting of 622,000 Malays (56.6%) (mostly are Minangkabau descent), 20,700 other Bumiputras (1.9%), 234,300 Chinese (21.3%), 154,000 Indian (14%), 4,200 Others (0.4%), and 63,300 non-citizens (5.8%).[30] The state has the highest percentage of Indians when compared to other Malaysian states. Up until today the state is known as the strongholds of Adat Perpatih in Malaysia.

LES PEK WIMMEN YO!

IamAHuman — Fri, 03 Jul 2026 09:15:15 +0800

to all those horny men out there

IamAHuman — Wed, 24 Jun 2026 11:38:55 +0800

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Bila mau pergi??

Drifter Movie by

IamAHuman — Wed, 24 Jun 2026 11:07:54 +0800

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(AMA) I changed Famous Michelin Primacy - Linglong

IamAHuman — Wed, 20 May 2026 09:42:46 +0800

Used Michelin, Bridgestone, Pirelli's, Hankook, Yokohama, etc etc.

First time trying China brand.

T20 tapi macam B40

IamAHuman — Wed, 13 May 2026 11:43:52 +0800

hari ni dan esok aje.

Siapa T5 or T10 or M40 B40 here

IamAHuman — Wed, 25 Mar 2026 21:53:19 +0800

So, yg mana satu best describe youself?

Netflix is desperate for your moneh!

IamAHuman — Thu, 22 Jan 2026 11:39:47 +0800

Long time didn't surf dumb dumb Netflix. Last month got time and just wanted to have some R&R. So, subscribed to Netflix (highest package RM6x/mth).

Watching then bored after a few days. Decided to cancel it. Clicked cancelled membership and system noted and says my subscription will be terminated in the next billing cycle.

Today is my billing cycle and I got charged again!!!!

Told Netflix but as usual they say they never received any request to terminate the subscription.

So, moral of the story, no matter how big the company is, just make sure you have the screen shot of when you terminate something and not just believe that it has been terminated.

Netflix SUCKS BIGTIME!!!!

adoi. i kena con

IamAHuman — Wed, 17 Dec 2025 14:10:37 +0800

So the story goes like this.

I was eager to get a Samsung Fold 7 since I'm using an old Fold 5. Read so many reviews and sourced for a used one. Bought many used hp in my life and so far, it has been good experience.

Now, a seller on Carausell aadvertised his hp at much lower price. Of course I got in touch with him and quickly close the sale.

The set is a full box condition with imei of the hp is identical to the imei on the box.

So, he said he bought this outright and shown me the receipt (softcopy). I tested the phone and all was good. The funny thing is that he wanted CASH and not instant transfer. So, I was a bit skeptical but phone seems all right.

Paid and took the phone back. Next day, I insert my sim card and there's a message saying this phone has a 'lock' protection against accidental loss or theft, and can be used as a reminder for any outstanding balance etc etc.

DAMN IT! Bought a TELCO phone!!!!!

Shown the screen shot text to the seller and of course HE GHOSTED ME!

So... phone is still working and hopefully it'll continue to work for 5 years without any interruption! haha...

Macam mana... ? What do you guys think?

Go easy on me la... Holiday season lei...

New SCAM?

IamAHuman — Fri, 24 Oct 2025 18:05:07 +0800

So recently, I wanted to buy an extra car for weekend purposes. I browse through fb market and saw a unit which is reasonably priced and good condition based on the picture.

Called the number and the fella says he’s the owner. So, I asked where to view and he said a certain place.

Otw there, met another person which doesn’t sound like him. He said he’s the owner. I said who’s the other person. He said a 3rd party. So, I asked deal with who then? He said directly to him, I.e. the person I met.

So I asked the last price. He gave 50% above what was advertised. He said that’s the price he actually placed but somehow I gotten the ad at 50% lower.

So, of course I didn’t go through the deal.

Now the funny thing is I still searched around and guess what, I came around the same scheme but different car!

So, what does the scammer (obviously it’s the fb seller) intent to achieve?

Place deposit/fund through him (a 3rd party)???

Who on earth would do that since you have met the actual owner??

Bloody waste of time only!!!

P/s : the fb scammer sound Indonesian.

Best driver white Toyota Camry WQY9296

IamAHuman — Mon, 20 Oct 2025 09:31:48 +0800

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Best driver of the year

IamAHuman — Sun, 19 Oct 2025 22:38:23 +0800

[video] https://thumbsnap.com/i/xvRQcKQa.mp4 [/video]