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Duke SDL spur highway opened

Haven Lunch — Tue, 24 Oct 2017 10:49:11 +0800

5min from Sri damansara to segambut. But 40min from segambut to hartamas

Conclusion: 1000 highways created 10000 bottlenecks. Lagi jam

OMG!? Thailand and Siam are the same country?

Haven Lunch — Tue, 24 Oct 2017 08:28:28 +0800

I always tot siam is like a district in Bangkok which is shopping paradise, and thailand is our northern neighbour correct. BUt NO, i was shocked to find out actually siam is thailand, thailand is siam!!

Do u guys know? That is so weird!

Malaysian fast food servers onli earned 1.2k per m

Haven Lunch — Mon, 23 Oct 2017 12:02:36 +0800

How they survive?

Many ppl said east Malaysia has been marginalized

Haven Lunch — Mon, 23 Oct 2017 11:26:25 +0800

Sarawak GDP per capita - $12869
Penang GDP per capita - $12005
Selangor GDP per capita - $11847

And I have plenty of sarawakian frenz and I never met a poor one. All of them richfag drive pajero live big house. Even they that live in long house also quite rich they sponsor us masuk their kampong using private jet.

How come I couldn't find mee siam at Siam?

Haven Lunch — Mon, 23 Oct 2017 10:48:56 +0800

Last week I went to Siam, nearby got many Pavilion level shopping malls, their food courts got many things to eat. But I can't find mee siam, how come siam got no mee siam?

I bertaubat liao

Haven Lunch — Sun, 22 Oct 2017 12:23:42 +0800

Now lad discuss about what u wish on bajet 2018

Bring food into Pavilion food republic kena sound

Haven Lunch — Sun, 22 Oct 2017 11:01:30 +0800

Friday was in Pavilion one republic and the manager make a round there and approach someone for bringing his food into the food court. A pity guy was eating sharwarma bungkus from Ain arabia. Manager spoke nicely to him and informed him that he was not supposed to bring food here. The guy told him, i did bought my drink from Boost here. Manager said that , you brought food in from outside which is prohibited. Arguement ensued and the guy said everyone also do this before and what is wrong with me bringing my food in.

The anger in that man became louder and the manager start to realize that more and more people are now staring at the commotion. then i heard the manager uttered this word, "ini tak halal tau, u nak makan di rumah saya, u kena cakap baik baik tau". the man angry and told him off, "ini kebab tak halal ka". Manager face palm and walk away.

In d end, that manager is orang sakit jiwa who imposter manager and kena halau by management.

You have RM1,000,000 in your EPF

Haven Lunch — Sat, 21 Oct 2017 16:11:51 +0800

Because bei jonggam, song bakman don hai suingan... SSSSUUPERRRR!!!!

Alfa Indo life in Rusia

Haven Lunch — Fri, 20 Oct 2017 22:43:30 +0800

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I visited busan casino last year

Haven Lunch — Fri, 20 Oct 2017 11:20:43 +0800

They give me 2x10k won worth of free chips, but cannot change to money directly. So I bet roulette 10k black 10k red until I get the normal chips. Then exchange back to real money. PROFFIITTTT!!!

How come genting dun give offer like this?

How come Cambodia democratic but still poorer than

Haven Lunch — Fri, 20 Oct 2017 10:12:06 +0800

How come Laos and Vietnam is communist but richer than parliamentary monarchy Cambodia?

Friend dumped all savings to buy 500k bitcoin

Haven Lunch — Fri, 20 Oct 2017 10:02:26 +0800

1. Blue collar worker.
2. All savings used to buy 500k bitcoin in cash.
3. Wife with 2 kids.

He was happy just renting (and cash rich) but wife pressured him to buy in bitcoin for 500k.

Now he's broke but still have a job (blue collar job, and dangerous job flying in heli to service aircon in ships and oil rigs)

The wife is very face conscious, wants what other people have, keeping up with the jones.

Nowadays, even uneducated women are so demanding of their husbands.

What would you have done ?

How come chinese has 5000yrs of civilization?

Haven Lunch — Thu, 19 Oct 2017 13:34:13 +0800

The onli evidence of chinese civilization is 1000bc when they found bronze tools and script written on turtle shell. So technically chinese onli have 3000 years of civilization. Shorter than greek, Egyptian and Sumerian.

Darn todei Connaught so many ppl

Haven Lunch — Wed, 18 Oct 2017 22:24:48 +0800

Chao taupok wanna queue up
Or taupok oso wanna queue up
Hamdan taupok need to queue up
Avocado milkshake oso need to queue up
Taiwan pizza need to queue up
Apa lampa oso need to queue up

Conclusion: Haven dinner

How come less minachi have red dot on forehead?

Haven Lunch — Wed, 18 Oct 2017 12:18:06 +0800

Recently went little India behind pratunam and saw many minachi or even thaimoi have red dot on their forehead, reminded me that KL nowadays no longer have minachi fashioned their forehead with red dot.

Is it because they felt old fashion just like awek today no longer wearing cincin and amoi today no longer wearing jade?

2027 Klang Valley will become rempit city

Haven Lunch — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 19:38:08 +0800

Most of my frenz now prefer driving moto to work. Car is getting useless years by years as jam are getting unbearable every year.

I forsee 10 years later Klang Valley will become rempit city like Jakarta and HCMC.

Our ferry services lost to indonesia

Haven Lunch — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 11:04:20 +0800

In Indonesia, they can ferry to every islands even Kalimantan. But Malaysia ferry only can go langkawi and Penang.

We should have ferry to kuching to connect east west.

Travel at Hong Kong, should go shenzhen also

Haven Lunch — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 08:33:05 +0800

Which option is better?

How come most Indo food adapted tongsan

Haven Lunch — Mon, 16 Oct 2017 14:28:35 +0800

Indo food:
Bakso - mi bebola daging
Bakmie - mi Hakka
Indomie pedas mampoi - Ramen szechuan
Lumpia - spring roll basah
Cakoi - jianbing masak minyak
Soto - Nasi ayam tanpa nasi dan ayam
Lontong - bakcang masak lemak
Putu piring - Huat kuih bersalut gula melaka

Malay food:
Nasi lemak - coconut briyani
Roti bom - margarine prata
Murtabak - Kerala meatpie
Ayam percik - tandoori bakar
Karipap - samosa berbentuk argentina
Apam balik - Apom bersalut peanut butter
Patin masak tempoyak - Bengali gulai ikan with durian
Roti John Sekilo Cheese - Aloo tikki burger with 1kg of paneer

How come ah?

Budak kini tak emphasize grammar

Haven Lunch — Mon, 16 Oct 2017 13:23:31 +0800

When talking with non org kita, they shud use "org kami". Bukanla ore kito ni ore kito tulah.