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WTB Macbook Pro A1502 LCD : Who Have?

guydolares — Sun, 24 Jan 2021 17:39:46 +0800

Item(s): LCD for Macbook Pro A1502

Package includes: Let me know if you want to sell the parts or do you have full used laptop. If the battery broken or keyboard broken I will buy the LCD from you.

Price: (!!!NOTICE!!!: Sellers are required to display the exact selling prices of their products. Failure to do so will result in the deletion of the topic)

Warranty:

Dealing method: Preferably COD of course.

Location: Kuala Lumpur

Contact method/details: PM me
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Item(s) conditions: Used/Parts

Picture:

Reason for sale:

WTB - iPhone X 64gb

guydolares — Tue, 02 Jul 2019 19:59:59 +0800

Item(s): iphone x 64gb

Package includes: full set if possible

Price: (!!!NOTICE!!!: Sellers are required to display the exact selling prices of their products. Failure to do so will result in the deletion of the topic)

Warranty: if have better

Dealing method: COD only

Location: KL/Selangor/Melaka Prefer. If JB, Penang, other places just airport please.

Contact method/details: PM and state below if you have time
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Item(s) conditions: 99% better

Picture: please provide thread link or images

Reason for sale:

Want to buy iphone x
Asking for a friend.
Please put your offer. Better price faster deal yah. Cheers.

I got refused entry to UK (Heathrow Airport)

guydolares — Sat, 30 Mar 2019 17:42:08 +0800

Hello guyses. Dolares kembali lagi.

So recently I went to UK, direct flight, 11.35 am, land around 5.40 am london time. I went there to meet my girlfriend and her family, it was a surprise visit. But not as surprised as I were went I got detained for 14 hours.

From KLIA to London, everything went well, the usual checkin, the usual luggage check in, no problem at all. The problem starts when I line up for immigration check after finished filling my white card, and ready to enter UK. I saw 4 officers, 2 engrish people, 1 engrish but black lady, and 1 indian british with tudung. My instinct told me, "Please let the tudung one handle me" sebab I thought since we both muslim she will be easier to handle. Terribly wrong of course.

She proceed to ask me questions, why I am here, and I told her it was for a surprise visit for my girlfriend. Will she be expecting me? Yes, of course. I'll be staying with her family. Then she asked me with whose credit card am I buying my ticket, and I said my friend, but I complied with all the requirement by showing the letter of consent complete with id card and hand signature of my friend, and showed her the credit card too. Which then, things went south. She accused me of credit card fraud. She keep repeating it, and I was like "eh?"...I told her I have the letter of consent, and the letter stated that if there is any problem at all, she can call the number, and call the bank, because CIMB provide 2 cc for every account the blue and the silver one. My friend using the blue and I use the silver one. She keep repeating this is a credit card fraud.

I tried to calm her down, talk as nicely as I can, and put one of my hand on the counter. The officer then shout "step back from the counter please"
I then smiled and stepped back, and proceed to explain that if its a problem, my airlines wont let me board in the first place. Same tone, same voice level. But she keep making faces like she cant hear it. So I raise my voice, like the most ethical man can do because I dont want to make a scene, and she went crazy and said "why are you raising your voice at me???" and ask me to go to the holding room next to the immigration counter while he consult his officer.

Right then and there, you can see her consulting with some of her friends about my case. I am just sitting there, minding my own business thinking this wont be long, since I have nothing to be worried about. But nope. This women, is, by any means, unfair and solely trying to make a scene. She actually argued with one other officer about my case which I can clearly listen to because they fight like 10 meter from me. This other officer is a male officer who saw what happened and approached me to talk to me. So I proceed to explain, he nodded, and talked to her. She keep saying "why would his friend let him use his credit card" and the other officer told her its pretty normal for guys, not girls of course because girls do not trust nor like anyone to use her money but for guys we do have best friends and its normal. Its like paying for the whole bill when you visit the restaurant, collect the points, and the other friend will pay to the credit card owner later. And she keeps insisting that its illogical, and never heard of (she must be around 40 something, no such life experience? sad)... So the male officer asked her so whats the problem now? Are you detaining him for credit card fraud, but he already showed proof of consent? And the women answered that she is not satisfy with my answer and would like me to get interviewed instead.

So I just politely go to them since they are both raising their voice, and I took pity for the male officer and said "this would not be a problem if you just call my friend, and my girlfriend sir" ....I am not even finished with my sentences when she shouted "SIT DOWNNNN!" to me and the male officer straight away give her the look and walk away. She walked away too. Theres another officer nearby then told me that she is, obnoxious and nobody liked her except a couple of other female officers who were just trying to be nice despite her obvious ignorant attitude.

One hour later, two other officers come to pick me up and would like to check on my luggage, and I am fine with it. They are more friendly then the women who detained me, and I am happy to work things out. I thought ah, the worst already passed. Now do the basic search, should be fine. After the luggage check, she brought me to a room, they told me its a waiting room, so I sit there and another officer come to me and proceed to explain to me something I know very bad : The fat officer told me -

"Hello. This, is a detention room. You will be held here, until an immigration officer come and take you out. Until then, you will be staying here for awhile. Do not bang the mirror and ask me when you'll go out, I am not an officer, and this is not under the government agencies. We are private company, hired to take care of your while the immigration decide what to do with you, and I repeat, we dont know how long you will be here and we dont know what you should do while you wait. You will only be given 2 calls during your stay here, 1 international calls and 1 local calls. Thats it. Stand up, and lets go"

After that conversation, I am still positive that everything will be fine. I went into the room got another spanish people in there. I thought "oh, got friend I can talk to should be okay"... But sadly, the guy cant talk shit. Only spanish which I dont understand at all. So I proceed to show him my letter of detainment, and wanted to see his. Hes been there for 3 days. Thats when it hits me. "This is bad."... 2 hours later, the previous 2 officer comes to pick me up and would like to continue with an interview. We do the interview. At that time, I wanted to be sincere and nice since I do not want to make a scene and wanted to be the "nice guy" that "shouldnt" be here type of detainee. Not until I comeback to Malaysia that I know I already been tricked.

Few of the questions she asked me is :
Am I planning to marry her?
I said we are still ni the process of knowing each other better but in the long run, I am sure every relationship would like to end with marriage since its the right thing to do.
Do you know any places in London?
I said yes, the bridge the palace etc.
Why do I not own my own credit card?
I said I am a freelancer, and I do not own a good bank statement to apply for one. This is where I lied actually. I am...can actually say rich maybe? But I keep my money on different account, to avoid taxes etc. So I only proceed to tell her about one of my account with $3,000 in it.

And few other stupid questions like how much am I paying for rent in Malaysia, what my friend do for a living, have I paid my friend for the credit card I use, why is he letting me using it, is my gf tax payer, what her father do for a living, serious relationship questions etc.

When its done, I went back to my detainment room. Waited for another hour. And the women finally come to meet me, and give me my refused entry letter. The women took pity on me, since she knows I am not wrong at all. The refused entry letter do not even mention about the credit card fraud accusation and only states that:

1. I have failed to show any travel plan including hotel stays or even train ticket from london to liverpool which I explained already that I have my ticket on standby because I am under friends and family list for MAS. What happen with stand by ticket is if I bought any train ticket or hotels, and got pushed for the next flight, it will definitely be a problem since MAS only have 2 flight to london per day and the next flight will be in 12 hours! But nope, they dint take it as a good reason, instead, they use it for the 2nd reason why I am refused
2. Because my ticket is on stand by, and I do not have confirmed booking for ticket, which means there is a chance I might not go back on time and stay longer. I insists that stand by ticket doesnt mean I can change the date as I like, but its fixed to push on the next flight eventually if theres no seat available, thats all. I'll be waiting at the airport anyway for ticket confirmation.
3. My financial and social status does not commensurate with my stay in UK since my gf will be sponsoring me. This what triggers me a lil bit. Its stated that I only bring 400 pounds and 400 dollars for my 2 weeks stay and it is not enough and my gf who is uk permanent resident might be sponsoring me. But the sponsoring part were told in verbal, not stated in the letter of refusal. The letter only stated "does not commensurate with your social and financial status" which then I proceed to ask am I too rich or too poor to enter uk? Because I am sure I am not too rich, so am I too poor now? I failed to drag the word yes out of her mouth. But I dont want to anyway because shes so nice to me.

So thats it. I got detained, and fly back to malaysia after. The detainment room, isnt somewhere you want to end up when you entered uk.

I feel violated, nervous, almost broke down and can really understand why people went crazy when they got into prison. I consider myself to be tough, since I can remain calm to the point the detainment officer took pity on me and open the door to talk to me and asked "I dont understand at all. Why are you here? Most of people here would start banging the door, banging the mirror, wanted to make a call over and over, consult with the lawyer, shouting and such but you are such a nice man and I can see nothing wrong with you, but why are you here??"...fucking shit doesnt matter i've been detained in Malaysia before by the police etc also never broke down like this because I know this is uk and I am powerless here. I got nobody to call nobody to consult with. My phone were confiscated right after I got problem with the tudung officer. Powerless. Thats how you broke down. Because in Malaysia I can still make calls and call my powerful friends and do something about it but uk, fuck, I cant do shit. Absolute powerless, stuck in small room for half day. I think like 3 times kot I almost break down and my eyes start watery and I was like "nope, fuck this I am going to do something when I got back to malaysia"

I am not lucky and should get a visa next time so they can just stamp me in without any problem despite being refused to entry on the first time. I now have a big black cross on my passport with heathrow london stamp on it. Which will triggered anywhere I visit from now on.

Moral : I expected too much from a tudung women since I thought she'll be nice since we are both muslim. No. People, a person faith and appearance does not represent the attitude. The women for example. Looks decent, and I swear to god, shes just another bitch wanted to make other peoples life miserable. Do not judge a book by its cover. If, and only if, I choose to go to the the officer right on her left side which is much more lenient and just stamp away another malaysian visitors that time, I might still be in uk now with my gf.

Hello everyone

guydolares — Tue, 25 Sep 2018 23:12:50 +0800

Whats new with /k?

Online again after 1 year.

guydolares — Thu, 07 Sep 2017 05:27:58 +0800

Ahh. Rough year.

Whats new fellas? In less than 5 words, describe your 2017.

Let me start....

early year - "surprisingly nice despite issues"
mid year - "back to bottom"
sekarang - "macam puki"

i am in melaka. suggest me please k

guydolares — Thu, 23 Jun 2016 18:48:43 +0800

i am baru sampai petang tadi. exit from senawang, lalu jalan dalam going to linggi, lalu port dickson, lalu tanjung agas, looking at scenery. now i am staying at the new hotel in melakau. i dont know why everyone say melaka people cakap ada loghat. its not like how kelantanese talk one, only pagaw, dak tu, lahabau etc. certain words i think must not consider as loghat liao.

anyway for the night, should i buka asam pedas? or is it too common for melaka people and only hype for foreigner? i mengaku i bermusafir jadi sudah berbuka. cuma ingin tahu mana nak pergi untuk makan makan properrrrrrr sahaja. al maklum lah, i dont know much about the well developed melaka. very the modern liao. here and there got tall buildings.

i am now considering ikan bakar, tapi i think night only can, sebab now better bagi laluan kepada mereka yang ingin berbuka. so anyone from melaka? suggestion please?

p/s : on different notes, any of /ks notice the new buildings far end bandaraya melaka? i heard itu kepunyaan singapore? the one yg ada ship atas tu?

bersama ini, saya lampirkan drill my room. the toilet, can make tiger show. just need to find tiger. then can show. okay tak funny, i minta maaf. i know its common. in before ts poorfag tak pernah jumpa toilet cermin.

My experience with MAS callservice k

guydolares — Sat, 18 Jun 2016 19:16:54 +0800

I am suppose to go back to Labuan yesterday, but I decided to switch the date to today sebab a good friend of mine asked me to make some research on a potentially new ponzi involving bitcoins. I am rarely around for my friends, and kebeturan I di penang, apa salahnya kan? I make a quick search, and lepas berbuka tu I plan to meet him and his dad around 10 pm. So lepas buka tu I make a call to MAS untuk tukar my open ticket to flying today. I need to tukar two flight, Penang ke KL, and KL ke Labuan. So yes, it was challenging sebab I kena add money. So I called, and the operator was a hot girl...I assume.

the conversation below might varies ya seems i dont exactly remember everything except the punchline. and the actual conversation takes up to 40 minutes sebab ada something happen so i make it short sebab lepas berbuka makan dadih dan eskrim, saya yakin /k tidak perlukan benda sejuk lagi.

operator : hello Malaysia Airlines how can I help you?
me : hello semalam saya ada call untuk cancel ticket, tapi dia cadangkan saya openkan ticket tu saja. jadi sekarang saya nak tukar ticket tu untuk esok boleh ke ya?
operator : baik encik boleh berikan saya booking number
me : xxxxx
operator : baik encik tunggu sebentar ya
operator : untuk waktu penerbangan baru encik, ada charge tambahan sebanyak RM 106 ringgit termasuk gst untuk penukaran, dan RM3xx untuk perbezaan harga ya
me : oh baik lah mcm tu. saya nak bayar disini terus boleh ka ya?
operator : boleh, tapi encik kena maintain dalam talian ya?
me : okay boleh.

then i proceed giving him my credit card information etc

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operator : encik..transaction tidak diterima. kena reject ya.
me : eh..kenapa eh?
operator : erm...sini tulis credit limit rasanya.
me : (i start saying things, jokingly lah tapi)...eh...biar betul? sebab saya ni kaya. kaya nak mampus. takkan sebab takda duit kot?
operator : ok.. erm... ok.. saya tak tahu cik? mcmana eh?
me : eh saya tak tipu betul ni saya tak tipu ni saya betul kaya ni (i cakap laju laju)
- at this point, i rasa the operator a bit under pressure kot
operator : ok encik kaya, eh..eh minta maaf cik minta maaf maksud saya okay encik dolares,
me : hahahahhahahahahahahaha encik kayaaaa aduhhhh ngejek ye!
operator : (tahan gelak) minta maaf cik saya terlepas cik maksud saya nak panggil nama cik sebenarnya
me : hahahahahahahhahahaha takpa takpa ok teruskan
operator : cuba encik dolares check dengan bank semula?

at this moment, i receive a call from KL number, i put MAS on hold, rupanya my bank company calling for the transactions, asking mother maiden name etc and explaining about my purchase that morning for a watch. after clearing things up, i go back to MAS

me : hello?
operator : ya saya cik?
me : ya saya cik kaya ni. boleh cuba lagi sekali tak sebab tadi bank call kata boleh cuba lagi seminit. mungkin sebab dia tahu saya malu dkt sini bila awak ejek saya tadi
operator : (this time tergelak besar a bit) baik encik, saya cuba sebentar ya
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call end. sebab my battery habis. but I assume already charging lah. around 1-2 hours later, i otw meeting my friend and his dad, another KL number call.

operator : (i think she know d i got sense of humour) hello ni cik dolares ya? yang kaya td tu?
me : hahahahahahhaha ngejek lagi reject lagi ke tuuuuuu
operator : hahahhaaha tak cik, hahahaha saya cik, hahaha dah teruskan dan charge dah kad encik, boleh tolong check email tak?
me : hahahahaha sebentar ya (i check my email and dah dapat email from MAS)
me : okay dah dapat dah terima kasih tolong si kaya ya
operator : baik cik ada apa apa lagi saya boleh bantu?
me : saya tahu conversation ini boleh dirakam dan boleh digunakan untuk tujuan latihan, maafkan operator ya kalau nampak mcm tak professional tapi saya rate 5 star untuk customer service sebab saya selesa mcm ni. lagipun saya memang kelakar dan kaya, pakej jadi boleh faham lah kenapa dia terhibur
operator : hahahaha baik cik terima kasih cik kerana menghubungi malaysia airlines
me : sama sama terima kasihhh.

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in before, ts jangan buat kerja gila ts kawal cuaca ni kerja tuhan ts! sejuk sangat ni!

so now ayam in labuan. anyone in labuan come drink sama lai? or suggest me what to do pelis.

pagi pagi sahur dah buat aku pening k

guydolares — Fri, 17 Jun 2016 06:09:06 +0800

siapa dapat jawab memang pandai.

saya tukar beruang kutub jadi putih,
dan saya akan buat awak menangis.
saya buat orang terkencing,
dan para gadis sikat rambut.
saya buat artis jadi bodoh,
dan buat orang biasa jadi artis.
saya tukar pancake jadi coklat,
dan buat champagne berbuih.
kalau awak tekan saya, saya pop!
kalau awak tengok saya, saya pop!
boleh awak teka siapa saya?

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Damn them feels k

guydolares — Sun, 12 Jun 2016 22:25:13 +0800

kimak when i read it, it was nice.

but when i listen to them on the video below, i can feel them feels lah. 9gag really do provide amazing content. roller coster ride kejap funny kejap damn feels very nice.

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Siapa buat benda ni, haih k

guydolares — Sat, 11 Jun 2016 19:02:00 +0800

as a growing fan of dbz, op, bleach and naruto, kimak the picture of goku holding them... haih. i rasa macam how creative people can be sometimes. creative nak mampus. mcm terus hit my soft spot. terus i mcm nak cari the author give him a hug.

oh over.. sorry. emotional sikit puasa puasa ni.

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tered kuda k

guydolares — Fri, 10 Jun 2016 02:46:28 +0800

kerja dah siap. skrg i bosan. trying to reach sahur time. tp i dah makan tp i takut tertido mampus.

siapa ada batu pahat come i belanja makan.

rarely i cry... k

guydolares — Wed, 08 Jun 2016 06:38:54 +0800

worth your time.

spoiler alert : typical man best friend story tapi i can feel the pain too..

[YOUTUBE]kPzzOVb0XiI[/YOUTUBE]

petang yg sesak k

guydolares — Tue, 07 Jun 2016 18:57:38 +0800

patutnya besarkan jalan sikit. too small and sempit.

WTShow : Puasa joke k

guydolares — Tue, 07 Jun 2016 14:38:46 +0800

hahahahaha watching all this type of bideo now. funneyhhhh.

[YOUTUBE]NKuRgmb472c[/YOUTUBE]

Shell Out Yesterday k

guydolares — Mon, 06 Jun 2016 15:35:16 +0800

i semalam pegi shell out lepas bawak kereta kecil ku berbunyi. baru teringat nak share drill.

Rating overall :

First time here. So maybe order salah. But to me... its typical seafood base punya fooodies, nothing special in terms of taste. rather common reali.

But the surroundings kan, mcm eh best nye kalau dengan kawan kawann fun nye best nya fun nya.

total i terkena around 160 lebih mcm tu. to me, a wee bit pricey considering I can get a full pax for 3 at ikan bakar kota laksamana.

hepi fasting ppl

Just woke up k

guydolares — Sun, 05 Jun 2016 14:24:32 +0800

woke up, and i check my msgs ada la 15 whassaps notification.. tu pun group. haiz.

now doing the usual.. cup of coffee, rokokoko, online. wondering what should i do today... recently i've been so busy and i think i need timeout a while. maybe going to gokart ke today. or maybe paintball ke.

anything different yet interesting ke. suggest pls. dont want my sunday go to waste.

Dunhill Desire Blue k

guydolares — Sat, 04 Jun 2016 18:47:08 +0800

Seller : Bang ramadhan dah dekat cari duit sikit
me : Okay Desire Blue lah.
Seller : RM 8 bang
me : Selamat menyambut ramadhan ya.

in before crite sejuk. ini tak panjang lah.

Speaking of the devil k

guydolares — Thu, 02 Jun 2016 18:16:29 +0800

Overslept today. Now I am on my way to BP,JB for things. Usually I no sleep when I know bakal naik bas the day after sbb konon productive a bit..ala biasalah generasi xxy..tahu kan u will get comfortable selip in the bas, be more efisien lah. Tapi sayang...selepas kelebihan ketiduran... now dalam bas I kenot selip. sungguh sial nasib ku. So I terpanggil to on /k, which then i tengok ada satu notice yg kata one of the thread ada orang tag i dalam satu post.

So tadi i terpanggil, now i kena panggil lagi skali untuk share something similar with my experience about the type of people yang sarkis-ism and kepala sekeras konkrit bancuhan nokia 3310.

(thread as reference : https://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopic=3957926&hl=)

It all started back in 2009. I am just like every average guy around my age trying to do something with my life. Bukan kata something useful macam merubah nasib manusia ke arah kejayaan ke, cipta kereta gerak sebelah tayar je ke, but just something with my faking life. I think thats one of the reason why people usually make bad decisions around this age : sebab nak buat something, anything, and apparently options given at the period of time yg available memang not good options like rempitan mautan, dadah mentekedarah, kekelab masa depan gelap dan sebagainya.

I was about to do the same thing. Alhamdulillah my family doing good, so I makan megi je mesti ada extra telur not only kosong. So with all that, its normal la if I got offered few bad things. And till now, I thanked god yg I never sway to that direction (except rokok, siallll la ada juga)..The thing is, not many people know why I never choose to go that way. A simple conversation I had sebenarnya with a pakcik when I hisap rokok at mid valley tangga next to wayang exit.

Back then, mid valley wayang at one floor oni, now oni got 2nd floor there kena gi atas baru blh beli tiket. the tangga tu memang common tempat orang smoke. I baru lepas makan portugis grill at mid valley food court 2nd floor (kudos to the kedai, please singgah bila ada masa. sedap bodoh)..so I go up there to buy eskim mcd and smoke after. Then the pakcik looking good and seems rich tegur me when i come :

(as usual, actual conversations might varies. 7 tahun dah bro. kalau aku ada anak dah darjah satu dah makan penampar dah sebab melawan cakap sekurang kurang nya sekali dalam hidup)

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uncle : Boleh hisap rokok ke sini
me : ntah. boleh la kot bang (cuak aceli since takut dia manager mid ke apa ke)
uncle : (sambil keluar rokok dia) kau umur berapa ni muda muda hisap rokok.

(to be fair, i am..kelihatan muda a bit. i dont know why everyone same age with me complaint one. kelihatan muda bukan babyface cibai)

me : hahaha.. saya ** dah bang.
uncle : ohh.. (malu i think)... (start duduk there. trying to engage conversation i think)
me : (tolong la jgn bercakap. I am really stressed out with my life sebab i tgh ada problem family masa ni)
uncle : rajin singgah club?
me : hahahaha tak bang.
uncle : bagus.
me : hahahaha.. abg rajin ke? (dia dah tanya kan.. i cuba betolak ansur juga lah berbual)
uncle : boleh la. muda muda kan. nak juga ada benda buat.
me : hahahaha saya faham saya faham biasa lah. (i fikir dah selesai dah bebual)
uncle : tapi fikir balik kan dah tua ni..
me : (ah...why...)
uncle : pakcik tanya kau. ada nampak rempit umur 35 ke atas?
me : tak cik. kenapa ya?
uncle : sebab bila dah makin dewasa, kau sedar apa kau buat tu bodoh.
me : (at this point i interested to conversate more with the pakcik. bagi i this pakcik, my taste.)
me : acik dulu rempit jugak ke apa?
uncle : jangan kata rempit. motor aku dulu apa tak tukar. no plate je tak tukar. lain semua asal tambah laju mesti tukar
me : hahahaha (kelakar do. no plate je tak tukar sebab tak tambah speed) tapi cik.. cakap jgn lah acik fikir bkn bkn, saya tgk acik mcm berjaya dalam hidup je.
uncle : Alhamdulillah. Aruah kawan jalan, aku fikir dua kali nak buat apa dgn hidup. takkan sampai tua nak jd mcm ni. aku nak berniaga nak bg mak bapak makan hidup senang
me : (nod nod.. good to know another typical friend die on the road brings changes in the living life..but partly, I am mad juga since takkan la nak tunggu orang mati baru sesal do. kan terlambat?).. acik berniaga semua bagus lah?
uncle : Biasa. Berniaga. Nasib masing masing.. ada orang terus untung, ada terus jalan. Aku dapat terus untung.

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(at this point i rasa mcm.. hilang interest balik. roller coster ride with the pakcik. kejap menarik dia ni, kejap tak menarik. kimak berniaga takde adventure terus untung, cakap pun spatah spatah amenda sial...till he drop the bomb when I am about to go)

me : (letak rokok lantai, pijak want padam)
uncle : pegi mana?
me : jalan jalan jap cik.
uncle : duk sini aku nak nasihat kau sikit (dia pulak padam rokok..sial la)
me : uish. napa ya cik?
uncle : budak budak baya kau ni, biasanya banyak buat silap dalam hidup. aku nak kongsi sikit. kau dkt sini sorang sorang mcm ada masalah je.
me : sikit, betul.
uncle : jangan buat benda bodoh. senang nak jumpa orang hisap dadah umur 20 lebih, susah nak jumpa umur 40 lebih kenapa? sama mcm rempit, kenapa? sama mcm penjual dadah juga kenapa?
me : (i think tis pakcik accuse me dadah boy...biadap betul.) tak tahu cik
uncle : sebab samada lepas tu cukup matang, atau tak sempat hidup selama tu.
me : aaaaah....betul. wow. noteworthy. (i often impressed by good advice)
uncle : dengar cakap orang. nasihat, pengalaman, semua kau kena tahu. pakcik terus berjaya berniaga sebab pakcik dengar je pengalaman orang yg berniaga dalam bidang sama. biasalah naik turun, tapi kurang sikit cubaan nya. ingat, dengar cakap orang. betul tak betul, salah tak salah, semua kau ada akal fikiran boleh tentukan sendiri. tapi dengar cakap semua orang.
me : ye lah tu nak nak mcm acik orang tua kan banyak pengalaman
uncle : tak juga. macam aku ckp tadi, semua orang, bukan semua orang tua. ada je kwn pakcik dua tiga orang bodoh sampai ke tua. bukan kata asal tua je dah makan asam garam kehidupan dah pandai. orang bodoh pun ada terlepas sampai ke tua juga.
me : (mix feelings. impressed by the statement, tergelak pun ada, so I just wowed away by the uncle and smile a bit)
uncle : hidup baik baik. semayang jangan tinggal, fikir dulu sebelum buat apa apa, sebab musabab dan akibat perbuatan, fikir apa yang baik, mesti baik semuanya.

---

I can relate with my situations at the moment. Takda la i menanges sedih terima nasihat ke apa ke but I am very pumped up to do something because mcm rasa eh baru dapat the push!

me : baik cik. terima kasih banyak. saya ada hal jap ni cik ada apa apa pesanan terakhir tak ni? (loyar buruk a bit)
uncle : kau nak aku mampus ke apa? pesanan terakhir pesanan terakhir mcm marah je cakap ni
me : (kimak i spoiled what suppose to be a good talk do) eh tak la cikkkkk saya lawak lawak punya orang laaaaa funny guiiiii
uncle : (baru first time nampak smiled face) haaa bagus bagus. tgk kau serius pakcik serius la. okay okay selamat.

---

this is one of my big life event. when I started to do big business after this particular conversation encourage me to refer my idea to several people and keep account of every opinions i had.

okay la guys.. type dalam bas, pening.. some drill with lighter (no dunhill sbb bakaran 17 ringgit spark rebel among /k)

Late Night Makan. k

guydolares — Tue, 31 May 2016 00:02:29 +0800

Guys.. Saya describe ya. Ini, Nasi Goreng USA pemusnah dara + Teh Ais di kala hujan renyai malam membasahi belakang ku sikit sikit sebab kedai dalam penuh.

Kalau lapar.. jangan tengok.. hilang kawalan nanti.

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Beggar Conman Style k

guydolares — Mon, 30 May 2016 21:33:01 +0800

I once before went to TBS to go to BP, JB. If going skip 1 negeri, I usually prefer to use bus. For people my age, we have friends almost everywhere so why bother waste money and energy to drive, better go by bus and ask friend pickup can lepak somemore. So as usual my presets is a bag, laptop, earphone, rokok sekotak, phones, passport etc.

Arrive at TBS, I am the careful type. Always look around anywhere I go one. This is 8.30 am trip to Batu Pahat,Johor. TBS agak full with people even early morning pun, so I took precautions to look around ye lah sebab kang kalau kena pick pocket on your trip kan naya. But then realised, eh. My damn card... memang tertinggal at home. But I dont freak out pun. Sebab usually I bring cash and card put with passport kinda guy, not the type with wallet. But I know I just need to have more money with me, I go online with my phone, and choose cardless withdrawal M2u.

While withdrawing my cash, I can see from a far, an old pakcik style man looking at me celah celah orang, but I let him je la because ramai orang at TBS, unless got grenade or something, there wont be any day light robbery happening. lagipun RM 300 je withdraw cibai want to get bang in jail not worth it la I think. So I go outside, smoke. to kill time 30 minutes till i check in to the departure bay. Suddenly the uncle yang I saw, sit next to me complete looking smart, pakai bag semua siap. the bag itself, tengok tahu berat lah. apa simpan dalam tak tahu.

so he ask me, (real conversation might tetukar a bit here and there I oso cant confirm since this is a discussion with my guts spilling at the spur of the moment but bukan i buat buat cool, i memang cool bero...)

uncle : ada lighter?
me: ada
uncle : pinjam dik
me : (give)
uncle : dik, balai polis taman maluri dkt mana ya?
(time ni i can sense trouble dah)
me : (avoiding conversation) dekat taman maluri la kot cik. saya tak tahu sangat, saya bukan orang sini
uncle : adik orang mana?
me : (hentam) melaka cik
uncle : melaka belah mana? acik area masjid tanah
me : (fuck) saya belah belah town cik
uncle : ohhh..acik dtg kl ni nak jumpa anak pakcik dkt banting, acik baru sampai tengah malam smlm sampai skrg tak tido
me : (oh thank god tot want ask money) ahh.. kenapa tak datang pagi mcm ni, sampai tgh malam anak tertido la tu agaknya hahaha
uncle : tu lah, acik jalan jalan dkt kl, acik masuk tandas tersilap la Astaghfirullahhhhh..
me : (knowing the trick, i malas nak tanya asal pun. diam je)
....one long puff of smoke after, uncle sambung becakap maybe sbb I dont ask kan.
uncle : orang masuk berdua rompak pakcik, sebab pakcik pegi bank sebelum tu keluar seratus je dik pakcik takda duit pun.. ber cop cop tangan dia tu!! ber cop copp tu apa orang panggil cop cop tuu!
me : tattoo?
uncle : ha tu tu cop tu.. pakcik terkejut dik dia keluar pisau minta pakcik duit pakcik..
me : (smoke, no comment)..
uncle : ni cemana pakcik nak balik ni tak tahu.
(at this point as usual mata berair, lap lap mata)
me : report polis je la cik
uncle : acik dah report polis, dia suruh pergi baitul mal nanti baitul mal bg 50 boleh la pakcik pergi balik banting
me : asal tak call je anak pakcik?
uncle : pakcik tua dah tak tahu no dia kalau ada duit sikit blh la pakcik call..
(i was like..wtf..need money baru blh teringat nombor meh)
me : mcm tu baik baik je lah cik, slow slow pergi dkt bahagian train cakap dgn orang tu acik kena rompak, nak minta tiket ke banting ke, naik bas ke banting ke, pandai pandai bincang mesti ada orang tolong la cik. orang malaysia kita ni baik baik. nak nak diorang jaga counter je lagi la tak kisah pun bukan diorang rugi, niat baik buat benda baik pulangan mesti baik, mesti halal.
uncle : itulah pakcik nak cari balai polis taman maluri ni nak cari baitul mal mcmana ni nak pergi ni..
me : (i continue smoke, ignoring)
uncle : kenapalah hidup pakcik mcm ni..sedih lah (makin teruk menangis)

--- at this point, i very pumped up. maybe because I know how hard is it to live like a beggar, not that I am a beggar myself but at somepoint in life we are struggle for something kan? in my case business down and the maintenance fees killing me even tho i have enough money to eat and everything, but losing such money make me feel like orang susah one, so I can feel this uncle if the struggle is real, but I know this one, a faking conman.

me : cik.. cemana saya nak cakap ni eh. nah, hisap ni (hulur him dunhill, ask him to put out his smoke)..saya nak cakap sikit ya cik
uncle : take rokok bakar, pandang lantai sedih2
(usually i maki je because the fcuk man, you can walk, you can bring those heavy bags here and there as props to your story, tapi you refuse to kerja and choose to become beggar conman etc..)
me : cik, betul ke semua cerita acik tadi. ni betul betul saya tanya, dan saya ulang saya tanya SEKALI sahaja, betul atau tidak, semua cerita pakcik tadi, sekali sahaja saya tanya.
uncle : (diam, rokok tebakar tp tak hisap...and geleng kepala)
me : kenapa tipu cik?
uncle : (diam)
me : cik.. kan senang kerja je cik. kerja je. ka rim ja ja kerja (was trying to make joke konon easy going punya nasihat)
uncle : siapa nak angkat pakcik kerja nak.. pakcik orang susah..
me : apa tak susah cik, taknak kerja. siapa nak angkat pakcik kerja amenda.. acik bawak beg ni kehulu kehilir bagus je sihat walafiat saya tengok. jangan la dalam kepala fikir nak kerja manager nak kerja peguam memang tak dapat la cik. pergi ke kedai kedai cuci pinggan pun dapat duit cik. halal. apa nak pening kepala fikir cerita apa nak menangis lagi untuk benda mcm ni..
uncle : siapa nak amek pakcik bekerja..takda orang nak kalau tak pakcik tak buat mcm ni
me : takkan itu alasan acik hidup susah cik..semua orang pun ada susah. semua orang pun ada breaking point ada dah break broke broken brokerest dah pun struggle, cuba uruskan apa yg patut, survive, tapi dengan cara yang okay. (i malas sebut halal haram dah dis point sebab mcm tgh menyound kan, lazy la put salt to the cut)..mesti ada. mesti. wajib. kalau agama kasi jatuh hukum, jadi wajib ada punya lah penyelesaian lagi baik. taknak la macam ni ya cik? kita cuba.
uncle : (menangis lagi teruk)
me : (at this point, i plus minus mix feelings kesian ada marah ada sedih ada)...
me : cik, ambil ni. (keluarkan 50)
uncle : (pandang bawah lagi and geleng kepala sambil tangan waive no)
me : (kimmaaaak. jual mahal pulaakkkkk)

--- i am about to get on the bus anyway, dalam kotak ada 5-6 batang lg dunhill, I saw the uncle hisap halftime ke apa ntah i dont know much about these types of rokok. so I put RM50 inside it, leave the kotak rokok there and say :

me : cik, saya tinggalkan dgn baki rokok sikit ya. kalau boleh, saya minta guna, beli sarapan, ambil train ke apa ke yg patut, apa yg acik tegerak nak singgah ke mana ke untuk cari kerja, ikut je. semoga tuhan permudahkan. kalau, acik taknak juga, ambil la rokok tu hisap sementara, duit pula bagi pada yang lebih memerlukan cik.. ada orang takda kaki takda tangan takda penglihatan cik. kalau acik rasa kita nasib malang punya orang, itu nasib apa tu? kita lagi berhak ke untuk terima sedekah? saya nak pergi dulu ni cik naik bas dah lambat. (bagi salam)

den i pun go away. to me, 50 well spent. I get to speak to him. terima or not, i kena ffk ke dupe ke, not my problem. I give ikhlas for him to spend his morning as much as I would pay for somebody else breakfast when hangout with friends. no moral of the story, i leave it to you ppl to judge.

p/s : in before cool story bro, i dah mengaku mmg sejuk cerita ni.

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