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JENAMA TAYAR MENGIKUT JENAMA DAN GRED

Thu, 01 Jan 1970 07:30:00 +0800

JENAMA TAYAR MENGIKUT JENAMA DAN GRED

wantrader82 — Wed, 16 Nov 2016 13:11:18 +0800

JENAMA TAYAR MENGIKUT JENAMA DAN GRED DI SELURUH DUNIA.......
**Premium Brand Tyres (Tayar terbaik disegi kualiti ketahanan dan baik ketika jalan basah harga amat mahal)

**Mid Range Brand Tyres (Tayar baik disegi kualiti dan baik untuk jalan basah harga mahal)

**Economy Brand Tyres (Tayar sedehana terbaik disegi kualiti tayar yang keras dan kurang sesuai untuk jalan basah harga sederhana)

**Budget Brand Tyres (Tayar biasa dan tidak berkualiti dan harga murah)elakkan guna jenama tayar ini

(Premium Brand Tyres)
Bridgestone
Continental
Dunlop
Goodyear
Michelin
Pirelli
Yokohama

(Mid Range Brand Tyres)
Avon
BFGoodrich
Cooper
Falken
Firestone
Fulda
General
Hankook
Kumho
Marangoni
Nokian
Toyo
Uniroyal
Vredestein

(Economy Brand Tyres)
Achilles
Apollo
Barum
Ceat
Dayton
Debica
Dmack
ESA Tecar
Federal
GT Radial
Hercules
High Performer
Infinity
Interstate
Kenda
Kleber
Kormoran
Marshal
Matador
Maxtrek
Maxxis
Meteor
Millennium
Nankang
Neuton
Nexen
Nitto
Prestivo
Radar
Riken
Sava
Semperit
Silverstone
Sumitomo
Sunny
Tigar
Viking
westlake tyres
Zeetex
Zeta

(Budget Brand Tyres)
Accelera
Admiral
Altenzo
Austone
Autogrip
BCT
Dextero
Duran
Event
Evergreen
Forceum
Fortuna
Fullrun
Fullway
Gislaved
Goodride
Haida
Hero
Herse
Hifly
Jinyu
Landsail
Lassa
Linglong
Maloya
Mastercraft
Mastersteel
Mohawk
Petlas
Platin
Primewell
Roadstone
Rockstone
Rotalla
Runway
Sailun
Sportiva
Star Performer
Starfire
Starmaxx
Sunew
Sunitrac
Syron
Tracmax
Triangle
Tyfoon
Wanli
Westlake
Moga bermaafaat dan dapat membantu😉

Lawak malam jumaat

wantrader82 — Thu, 29 Sep 2016 22:50:19 +0800

Malay Girl (MG) working at Insurance Company.
Uncle Cina (UC) customer.
UC: Amoi.. wa mau lenew loadtax.
MG: Apa no. kereta Uncle ?
UC: Hmm.. biji you dua-dua nampak.
MG quickly pulls her dress backward & check herself.
MG: Cepat la Uncle.. apa no. kereta ?
UC : Wa sudah cakap... biji you dua dua nampak.
MG: Uncle ni gatal la.
UC: wa kasi u tau..u boleh check itu komputer mah !
B G U 2 2 6 4
MG: hehe....

Kisah pengajaran

wantrader82 — Tue, 27 Sep 2016 15:33:14 +0800

_Ada seekor siput selalu memandang sinis terhadap katak_.

_Suatu hari, katak yang kehilangan kesabaran akhirnya berkata kepada siput_ :

_"Tuan siput, apakah saya telah melakukan kesalahan, sehingga Anda begitu membenci saya?_"

_Siput menjawab_ :

_"Kalian kaum katak mempunyai empat kaki & dapat melompat ke sana ke mari,_
_Tapi saya mesti membawa cengkerang yang berat ini, merangkak di tanah, jadi saya merasa sangat sedih_"

_Katak menjawab_ :

_"Setiap kehidupan memiliki penderitaannya masing2, hanya saja kamu cuma melihat kegembiraan saya, tetapi kamu tidak melihat penderitaan kami (katak)_"

_Dan seketika itu, ada seekor helang besar yang terbang ke arah mereka, siput dengan cepat memasukkan badannya ke dalam cengkerang, sedangkan katak dimangsa oleh helang_...

_Siput terharu_...
_Akhirnya baru sedar_...
_ternyata cengkerang yang di milikinya bukan merupakan suatu beban_...
_tetapi adalah kelebihannya_...

*_Nikmatilah kehidupanmu_*..
*_Tidak perlu dibandingkan dengan orang lain._*
*_IRI HATI_* _kita terhadap orang lain akan membawa lebih banyak penderitaan_...

Rezeki tidak selalu berupa emas, permata atau wang yang banyak, bukan pula saat kita di rumah mewah & pergi berkereta

_rezeki sebenarnya adalah_ *_jiwa dan hati yang tenang_* ...
_Kerana ketenangan dan kebahagiaan itu amat sangat mahal_...

_"Kerana bukan kebahagiaan yang menjadikan kita berSYUKUR_...
*_Tetapi berSYUKURlah yang akan menjadikan hidup kita bahagia_*

Few naughty but true facts:

wantrader82 — Sun, 10 Jul 2016 14:19:55 +0800

For yr reading pleasure . Cheers

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Few naughty but true facts:

A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra.
A boy is grown up when he starts removing it....!!
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We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
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Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
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Breaking news: Condoms don't
guarantee safe sex anymore! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband....!!
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Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
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Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....?
Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Gravity....!!
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Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex....?
They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure.....!!

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DEFINITION OF BLOWJOB
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your
resume despite years of experience and a number of references!

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EXPLANATION
Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for
successful penetration.
Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
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VIAGARA
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.
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BURNING LOVE
Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks by mistake.
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SHOCK
Q: What is the height of shock?
A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs your dick from inside!

lawak ceria pagi

wantrader82 — Tue, 29 Dec 2015 07:51:59 +0800

Kita selami kisah si ayam tua.... 😜😜😝

Seorang peladang mempunyai 15 ekor ayam betina dan seekor ayam Jantan Tua. Oleh kerana ayam jantan Tua sudah tidak efektif lagi membiakkan bakanya peladang itu membeli seekor lagi ayam jantan Muda untuk jadi pembaka.
Selepas ayam jantan Muda sampai dia disapa oleh ayam Tua.
Tua : Selamat datang, kita boleh bekerjasama membuntingkan semua ayam betina ni agar tuan kita gembira.
Muda : Kerjasama?? Kamu sudah tua dan patut bersara biar aku uruskan semua kerja pembiakan ini.
Tua : Kamu bagilah aku seekor betina pun jadi laa....
Muda : Tak boleh, aku gagah dan mampu melaksanakan kerja pembiakan tanpa bantuan kamu ayam tua.
Tua : Ok kalau kamu gagah perkasa esok kita lumba lari kalau kamu menang aku tak akan ganggu walau seekorpun ayam betina.
Muda : Ok aku setuju esok pagi kita lumba.
Keesokannya.
Tua : Oleh kerana aku dah tua kamu kena bagi aku lari dulu lepas sepuloh langkah baru kamu mula berlari.
Muda : Ok lah dan Si Tua apa lagi lari lah..
Ayam tua berlari dengan perlahan kemudian dikejar oleh ayam muda... dalam 10 meter ayam muda mengejar ayam tua dan sudah hampir di bontot ayam tua.. tiba tiba ⚡ bam.. ⚡ bam.. ayam muda tersungkur rebah.
Tuan ayam telah menembak ayam muda sambil menyumpah Chiss !!! Sudah tiga ekor ayam jantan. aku beli ni semuanya Gay... huh...

Moral of story...
Jangan sombong dengan orang lama. Respek la otai... dia banyak taktik yang tidak disangka-sangka....😁

Anak Siapa ini?

wantrader82 — Mon, 21 Dec 2015 21:50:22 +0800

Mofiqul sedang sakit dan nazak dan dikelilingi oleh saudara-maranya serta isterinya Nina.Keempat2 anak mofiqul juga ada bersama2.semuanya tampan,cantik dan kulit cerah kecuali anak yang bongsu…hitam,rambut kerinting dan tidak setampan abang2nya.

Mofiqul berbisik kepada isterinya “Sayang…betulkah anak kita yang bongsu tu darah daging abg?Abg perlukan kepastian sebelum abg meninggal dunia.Abg akan maafkan sayang jika sayang …nina memintas..”Ya bang….betul dia anak abg…saya sumpah dia anak abg…

Mofiqul menghembus nafas dengan senyuman.Nina pula mengurut dadanya,dalam hatinya berbisik “nasib baik dia tak tanya tentang lagi tiga anak…fuhh…lega…sambil sambung semula tangisannya…

moving to spain....

wantrader82 — Sun, 20 Dec 2015 13:28:53 +0800

Spain is a country I would consider living in. However, I still love Malaysia the most.
Early this year, Forbes reported about the world's best retirement destination for 2015. Malaysia made it into the top 10 list. More and more expats are waking up to the amazing opportunities Malaysia has to offer. The report claimed that the economy of our country is one of the most robust in Asia with affordable living standard (perhaps according to the Western standard).

However, there are also a lot of Malaysians seeking opportunity overseas. I believe you have friends who are now in Australia, China, US, Singapore, UK and other developed countries.

How about Spain? The report said Spain is a bargain by European Standards. It is the top-ranked European nation for retirement because it is pretty cheap. It is estimated that a couple can live comfortably on about US$2600 a month, in any Spanish cities. Well, let's hear from a Spaniard sharing the following information with you:
- Living, education and healthcare costs
- Taxation for companies and individuals
- How to buy property in Spain? Where are the best locations?
- How do banks operate and what are your financial options?
- How to enjoy the benefits of Gold Visa?

I actually like Spain the most, among the other countries I visited in Europe. One of the reasons is the beautiful people you can find there, anywhere and everywhere. This is the cook in a small restaurant in Barcelona, who looks like Jennifer Conelly.

jika WANITA itu IKAN

wantrader82 — Wed, 09 Dec 2015 19:09:00 +0800

IKAN SALMON
Bentuknya ramping, indah, dagingnya pink muda dan enak dimakan. Tapi
sayangnya mahal, biaya operasinya tinggi.
INI WANITA BEKERJAYA

IKAN SAPU-SAPU
Jenis ini murah dan selalu melekat di kaca akuarium. Kalau dah melekat
susah nak 'melepaskan'
INI GADIS BIASA

IKAN LELE
Kalo yang ini harganya murah dan boleh dimakan bila-bila saja. Tapi
hati-hati, ada durinya dan harus hati-hati
INI GADIS JALANAN

IKAN AROWANA
Kalau yang ini senangnya berenang-renang di akuarium memperlihatkan
kesombongan dan keangkuhan kerana tau tubuhnya yang indah, renangannya lemah gemalai dan memancing mata nakal melihatnya di manapun dia berada.....
So pasti harganya sangat mahal kalau ingin memilikinya,....
INI WANITA EXCLUSIVE........

IKAN EMAS
Jenis ikan ini juga mahal, indah bentuknya, warnanya, dan
lenggak- lenggoknya. Sayangnya hanya boleh dikagumi, tak boleh dimakan kerana
terlalu besar risikonya.....
INI BINI ORANG.......

IKAN BUNTAL……
Tersedia selalu, bila marah dia mengembang dan beduri jika gembira ia kuncup manja, mulutnya terjuih nganga tanda kerap membebel....

INI BINI SENDIRI

kih kih kih kih.....

more money...more problem ..

wantrader82 — Mon, 07 Dec 2015 00:17:51 +0800

Hi Wan,

What is the difference between Poor John, Average Joe and the Top Athlete?

Meet poor John. He earns RM 3k/month and he has a long list of financial burdens on his shoulders. In order to get to work, he needs a car and that’s high maintenance! He not only needs to pay the car loan, but after paying tolls and petrol, his monthly cost comes up to RM1.5K a month! That's more than 1/3rd his income! Oh, but wait, there's more!
We all need certain luxuries in life besides just food and clothing. In John's case, he needs to pay the internet and Astro bill, take out his girlfriend or buy her gifts, take occasional vacations, and upgrade his gadgets. All of these expenditures have left him with little money to spend and with a high outstanding credit card bill. It balloons to a major personal financial crisis when he can afford no more than the minimum 5% a month to pay the bank.

So you might think, a little more money should solve his problems. Well then, let's look at 'Average Joe' who earns RM10k/month. A higher monthly salary means he is not going to go for the same things as Poor John. So for instance, instead of buying a cheap Perodua Axia, Average Joe can buy a nicer car, such as a Toyota Camry or BMW 3 series.
So that means his loan is bigger and still cuts a large portion from his salary. Moreover, his expenditure on a bigger house, vacation or cruises overseas, and his gadgets, would also be higher. This is because he has a higher credit, and thus, more leeway for expenses. Joe can still get by, but what happens when Average Joe suddenly gets retrenched? Everything would grind to a halt and the situation is worsened since he barely has any savings.

So what about even MORE money? Ok, let's look at a professional athlete who earns millions of dollars a year! So much, in fact, that he earned $400 million in just 20 years! So he couldn’t possibly have any problems, right?
He wasted away most of his wealth on women and drugs. He was so proud of his wealth and so careless that he once lost a suitcase containing $1 million, saying "I forgot where I left it"! By now you might be wondering 'this story is absurd! A real individual would never do this!' Well, this is actually the true story of the professional athlete named Mike Tyson! He was declared bankrupt in 2003 with over $23 million in debt! So yes, it can happen to the best of us.
Now here is a story we hear almost every day. Millions of people all over the world play the lottery even if there is a minuscule chance they're going to win it. When someone is lucky enough to win, they manage to spend it all overnight and go broke! In fact, there have been several psychological studies done around this phenomenon. In one case, a homeless person is given $100,000 to spend in whatever way he desired. Perhaps unsurprisingly, he managed to bankrupt himself and get back to being homeless within a short amount of time. He spent most of the money on his family, friends, booze, and even on getting married! Soon, he drove himself to debt and lost everything again.
So what is the moral of all these stories? Does more money equal a smaller debt or a bigger debt? Does simply throwing money at a problem, solve it? If you can't live on RM5k a month, you won't be able to live on RM50k a month. It's as simple as that. What do the previous three stories have in common? One frets about RM3k monthly mortgage while another fret about a RM30k monthly mortgage with an additional RM10k per month car loan on a Ferrari! No matter how much you have, it is simply not enough.

It is hard to make sacrifices now so it can be better in the long term. Our brains are hardwired to seek instant gratification and that's why we spend billions of dollars on Black Friday, for instance. It's not because of the discounts or the sales, but it is because of our own cravings!
So the main problem lies in our mindset and the only solution is to change it. To start off, you have to stop thinking that more money will solve your problems and the rich have it good. Financial literacy is the key. And I am providing financial education in the most convenient way for you, as long as you want to learn and practice it!

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wantrader82 — Mon, 23 Nov 2015 23:42:56 +0800

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Roadmaps to Wealth

wantrader82 — Thu, 19 Nov 2015 09:29:36 +0800

There are many ways to accumulate and enjoy your money. Generally, the routes are categorized into three roadmaps.

Option 1: You spend whatever you make now, but make sure you buy a lottery ticket every time you receive your salary. Grand Toto Jackpot is worth RM30,137, 903.07 now. It is more than RM31 million. It is possible that you will hit the jackpot. It just involves picking 6 numbers between 1 and 49. If all your numbers match the 6 winning numbers drawn, you win the Jackpot! What's your odd of winning? 1 in 13,983,816. Or 0.00000007%.

Option 2: Save RM2000 a month in some unit trust funds, or EPF, or ASB, assuming 8% return per annum, you get RM6.5 million after 40 years. This is the tortoise style, slow and steady win the race. The only catch is that a lot of things can happen during this long period of time. You might get sick, or get killed prematurely, or you might lack the discipline to execute this longest plan. When you get to the finish line, you are an old tortoise by the way. But the odds are a lot higher, probably 1 out of 6, or 16%.

Option 3: Start a business, create something, provide tremendous value to the world, or invest smartly and never lose money. As you do this, your skills improve. Your knowledge increase. Your network and circle of influence widen. This is the rabbit style, fast, but you might fall down anytime during the sprint. Not everybody has the drive, desire and perseverance to pull this through. The prize money is in the multi-millions. You decide how much you want and work on it accordingly. The odd is lower compared to the tortoise style, but you get to enjoy the wealth much earlier, say you make it within 5-10 years!

TIP MEMBAKAR SEMANGAT.

wantrader82 — Sun, 15 Nov 2015 20:32:57 +0800

TIP MEMBAKAR SEMANGAT.

1. Orang yang paling berkuasa adalah orang yang dapat menguasai dirinya sendiri.

2. Kita selalu lupa atau jarang ingat apa yang kita miliki, tetapi kita sering kali ingat apa yang orang lain ada.

3. Kegagalan ialah satu-satunya yang dapat diraih tanpa pengerahan tenaga sedikit pun.

4. Jika anda takut pada sesuatu, lihatlah &hadapilah.

5. Jika anda hilang segala-galanya, jangan lupa,kerana anda masih mempunyai masa depan.

6. Sesiapa yang tidak pernah merasai kepahitan tidak akan mengenal kemanisan.

7. Tidak pernah wujud orang malas. Orang yang dianggap malas ialah orang yang tidak dapat mencari pekerjaan yang sesuai dengan minatnya.

8. Tidak penting sama ada berapa lama kita hidup. Yang penting bagaimana keadaan kita semasa hidup.

9. Tanpa permulaan, anda tidak akan sampai ke mana-mana.

10. Orang yang bijak mempelajari banyak perkara daripada musuhnya sendiri.

11. Semangat yang kuat mampu mengatasi apa
sahaja cabaran yang datang.

12. Selagi kita mencuba dan berusaha, selagi
itulah kita akan beroleh apa yang kita hajati.

13. Anda tidak akan berasa penat sekiranya melakukan perkara yang anda suka.

14. Lombong emas dalam diri kamu adalah fikiran kamu. Kamu dapat menggalinya sedalam-dalamnya dan sepuas-puas yang kamu inginkan

15. Ketabahan memerlukan keyakinan. Keyakinan
pula menentukan kejayaan. Kejayaan pula akan menentukan kebahagiaan.

sembang org kampung....

wantrader82 — Thu, 12 Nov 2015 19:39:19 +0800

Tuduhan Kepada Guru Tidak Betul...

Ada segelintir ibu bapa atau mungkin yang belum menjadi ibu atau bapa mempersoalkan peranan guru.

JOMMMM …. layan sembang orang kampong, baru kita tahu siapa sebenarnya sape CIKGU tu…

A : Ehhhh…. Anak sape yang duk menangis dari td tu..?

B : Anak cikgu Peah… kenapa…?

A : Kesian budak tu, mak dia tak ada ke…?

B : Mak dia pergi sekolah, anak yang kecik tu suami dia la yang tengok2 kan……

A : Biar betull…. Malam-malam macam ni pon pegi skolah jugak…?

B : Yea lah… anak orang lain nak exam dia pulak yang bertungkus lumus… biasanya buat kelas tambahan la tuuuu…. Pastu sembahyang hajat pulak untuk anak-anak muridnya.

A : Tapi cikgu balik awal kan….?

B : Balik awal? Isshh….. kalau cikgu balik awal, kenapa anak aku petang baru balik…? Tak kan lah anak aku belajar dengan tukang kebun sekolah kot…?

A : Maksudnya cikgu pun balik lewat petang jugak la ehhhh…?

B : A’ahh… Si Joyah jiran aku yang mengasuh anak cikgu peah tu cakap,
Cikgu Peah awal pagi dah pegi sekolah pastu lewat petang baru balik.
Ada aktiviti pulak kat sekolah pada belah petang. Masa datang ambik anaknya tu, Si Joyah cakap muka Cikgu Peah dah tak bermaya… Kesian tauu…. Balik rumah tanda buku budak-budak plak, time exam lagi teruk sbb kena tanda kertas exam budak.

A : Nasib baik aku bukan cikgu… kalau tak, ngamuk laki aku tu….

B : Alaaa…. Hari minggu pun bukan lekat kt rumah, aku tengok dia kat skolah jugak… ada je program kat skolah tu… heerrrmm.. kadang2 anak aku tu pon tak ikut program tu… tak larat katanya nak ikut program kat skolah tu… penat….

A : Tapi…. Cikgu kan banyak cuti….. budak cuti sekolah.. cikgu pon cuti kan...

B : Si Joyah citer kat aku… time cuti sekolah pon dia kena jaga anak cikgu peah. Si Joyah cakap cikgu-cikgu kena datang jugak buat kelas tambahan untuk murid yang nak exam. Tak pon kena hadir pelbagai kursus…

A : Habis tuu… bila masa cikgu peah dapat lepak macam kita ni…?

B : Alaaa…. Dia lepak ngan budak-budak kelas dia je la kot….. budak-budak tu dah macam anak dia dah… kat dia lah budak2 tu mengadu kalau ada masalah…

A : Kenapa ada orang cakap jadi Cikgu rileks jer…?

B : Alahai…. Kalau Cikgu tu rileks, kenapa ramai budak yang dapat Cemerlang dalam exam.. Haaa… anak engkau si Fatihah yang masuk Universiti tu….
Engkau ke yang ajar dan tanda buku dia kat umah…..?

A : Hehehehe…. Mana sempat aku nak ngajar anak aku kat umah… Lagipun…. Anak aku kan ramai, 4 orang… Pening nak melayan karenah diorang tu….

B : hahahhahaha……

A : Kenapa kau gelak kat aku….?

B : Engkau tu baru 4 orang anak dah x larat nk layan… Cikgu Peah tu berpuluh-puluh anak dalam kelas dia, bukan takat pening, aku rasa dah hancur kepala dia kot…. Hehehehe…. Tapi… seramai mana pun dia masih lagi dapat layan budak-budak tu dengan baik ….

A : Ehhhh… engkau cakap cikgu layan budak-budak dengan baik, habis tu…
yang Si Dollah pergi mengamuk kat sekolah hari tu apa kes…?

B : Alaahhh…. Laki aku cakap, Si Dollah tu memang begitu. cepat sangat naik angin. Dengar sangat cakap anak dia tu… manjakan anak tidak bertempat..

A : Maksud engkau….

B : Pasal hari tu la… dia pergi marah2 kat cikgu cakap cikgu cubit anak dia.
Anak aku cakap kalau cikgu rotan pon memang patut… anak dia nakal.
Selalu ganggu kawan-kawan kat sekolah… pastu kurang ajar plak tu kat cikgu. Nak jadi gangster agaknya anaknya tu… Macam mana nak suruh
anak jadi baik, baru cubit mak ayah dah bising… ntah-ntah ayah ngan anak pon sama je…..

A : Susah jugak ehh jadi cikgu ni. Tengok aku ni.. balik kerja duk kat rumah dah boleh rileks.. kat tempat kerja pon tak de tekanan… Fuhhh…. Untung aku dapat kerja bagus.

B : Macam mana engkau boleh dapat kerja bagus macam sekarang ni..?

A : Laaaa….. aku kan berpendidikan tinggi…. Kat sekolah dulu… aku kan selalu dapat result exam yang cemerlang…

B : Ohhhh…. Ingatkan engkau belajar kat rumah sorang-sorang.. rupanya engkau pon blaja kat sekolah jugak dulu yeaa….

A : Engkau ni… saje je nak kenakan aku….

B : Bukan lah… Sebenarnya….. aku bangga dengan cikgu-cikgu ni… tanpa mereka anak-anak aku takkan dapat menjadi insan yang berguna dan Berjaya seperti sekarang ini… Orang kampung seperti aku ni mungkin lebih menghargai dan menghormati jasa guru-guru.

# hargai jasa guru biar siapa pun anda

perbincangan mengenai vape

wantrader82 — Mon, 09 Nov 2015 20:27:23 +0800

Ramai yang marah dengan tindakan kerajaan Malaysia menyita vape dua hari lepas. Saya pun pada mulanya marah juga sebab saya juga banyak kawan yang bisnes vape. Jadi saya bertanya kepada seorang pegawai kanan polis yang berpangkat juga dan beliau menerangkan bahawa ada sebab kerajaan bertindak begitu tegas dengan penjual vape.

Beliau telah share beberapa artikel dari berita antara bangsa yang mengejutkan saya. Tak sangka vape ini juga di gunakan sindiket dadah antara bangsa untuk mengedar dadah sintetik. Rupa rupanya teknologi vape ini juga boleh di gunakan untuk vape dadah sintetik seperti ganja sintetik, meth(ice) sintetik dan pelbagai dadah sintetik yang jauh lebih ketagih dan merbahaya kepada pengunanya.

Tambahan pula asap vape yang mengandungi dadah ini juga akan menyebabkan mereka yang berada di sekeliling juga mendapat kesan high dadah itu dan lama kelamaan menjadi sakit dan ketagih dadah.

Pekara inilah yang cuba di sembunyikan penjual vape yang mengaut keuntungan berganda dengan menjual liquid vape spesial yang mengandungi dadah sintetik. Sebotol dadah sintetik berharga RM 400 ke 1500 bergantung jenis dadah dan kekuatannya. Margin keuntungan untuk pengedar adalah dalam 50 ke 70 peratus yang sangat lumayan.

Dadah sintetik juga sukar dikesan oleh pihak polis sebab ianya tidak ada apa apa bau atau lain lain yang sama dengan dadah tradisional.

Cthnya jika menghisap dadah vape ice, tiada bau biasa yang di kaitkan dengan aktiviti menghisap dadah ice. Anjing narkotik juga tidak boleh mengesan dadah dalam vape ini kerana molekulnya sangat berlainan dengan dadah tradisi.

Sila rujuka kepada sumber ini untuk mendapat kesahihan. Sumber CNN dari USA.

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/09/04/us/vaping-abuse/
dan
http://wwlp.com/2015/09/04/vaping-of-new-s...ses-new-threat/

achohol tester....

wantrader82 — Sun, 08 Nov 2015 09:37:39 +0800

😀😀😀
In an alcohol factory the regular tester died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.

The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct", said the boss.

Another glass. "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south western slope, oak barrels."

"Correct." The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, made inside the office. And if you don't give me the job, I'll also tell who's the father!"

The boss collapsed...😱

A TOUCHING story:!

wantrader82 — Sat, 07 Nov 2015 14:44:40 +0800

A TOUCHING story:!!!

One day a boy walked from school. He saw a cat lying by the street side as though it was dead. To satisfy his curiosity, the boy came close and touched the cat to see if it was dead or hurt. He touched the first time there was no response. He then touched the cat again. He continued touching again and again. Touching and touching again and again.

Like I said earlier, this is a touching story.
Thank you for reading it.....

Audi A6 TDI Ultra mampu merentasi 14 negara

wantrader82 — Thu, 05 Nov 2015 08:58:23 +0800

Tips yang dikongsi oleh Adrew dan Rebecca

1 - Kelajuan paling perlahan pada gear paling tinggi
Rahsia untuk mendapatkan lebih KM bagi setiap titisan minyak adalah dengan membawa kereta pada kelajuan paling perlahan pada gear yang paling tinggi. Namun kelajuan yang optimun adalah berbeza untuk setiap jenis kereta.

2 - Kekalkan momentum
Memastikan kereta sentiasa bergerak adalah kunci untuk memaksimakan penjimatan minyak. Memang mustahil untuk mengekalkan momentum di atas jalan raya lebih-lebih lagi ketika waktu puncak tapi sebolehnya elakkan dari berhenti.

3 - Kaki kanan yang lembut*
Memastikan kaki kanan (kaki yang menekan minyak) menekan dengan 'lembut' juga penting untuk penjimatan minyak. Namun pastikan tidak terlebih tekan kerana penjimatan yang optimun memerlukan keseimbangan kereta.

4 - Kurangkan berat
Jangan bebankan kereta anda dengan perkara yang tidak perlu. Lebih berat kereta, lebih banyak minyak yang diperlukan untuk bergerak. Secara purata, setiap 50kg akan menambah penggunaan minyak sebanyak 2%.

5 - Pastikan kereta tidak 'terhalang' oleh angin
Pastikan cermin dan bumbung kereta anda sentiasa ditutup supaya kereta tidak dihalang oleh rintangan angin ketika bergerak. Secara purata, bumbung kereta yang dibiarkan terbuka akan menambahkan penggunaan minyak sebanya 10%.

6 - Pastikan tekanan tayar betul
Pastikan angin pada tayar kereta diisi mengikut tekanan yang sudah ditentukan dalam manual. Tekanan tayar biasanya bergantung pada berat yang dibawa oleh kereta. Jika kereta anda membawa 4 penumpang dan barang di bonet, pastikan tekanan tayar berada di tahap maksimun mengikut manual.

7 - Enjin kena cukup panas
Sekiranya boleh, buat perjalanan ke destinasi secara terus tanpa perlu berhenti. Apabila enjin sudah cukup panas, ia akan beroperasi pada kadar yang paling efisyen. Jadi, jika kereta bergerak apabila enjin masih lagi sejuk, ia akan memakan lebih minyak untuk beroperasi.

8 - Pastikan kereta sentiasa terjaga
Kereta yang efisyen memerlukan penjagaan yang rapi. Jadi pastikan ianya diservis mengikut jadual yang ditetapkan.

discussion is on prostate enlargement.

wantrader82 — Tue, 03 Nov 2015 15:09:53 +0800

I have bad news and good news.
The bad news is that everyman will have prostate enlargement if he lives long enough.
The good news is that there are life style changes that can help the man after 40 to maintain optimum prostate health.

Nutrition
Look at what you eat. 33% of all cancers, according to the US National Cancer Institute is related to what we eat.

Red meat everyday triples your chances of prostate disease. Milk everyday doubles your risk. Not taking fruits / vegetables daily quadruples your risk.

Tomatoes are very good for men. If that is the only thing your wife can present in the evening, eat it with joy. It has loads of lycopene. Lycopene is the most potent natural antioxidant.

Foods that are rich in zinc are also good for men. We recommend pumpkin seeds (ugbogulu).
Zinc is about the most essential element for male sexuality and fertility.

Men need more zinc than women. Every time a man ejaculates he loses 15mg of zinc. Zinc is also important for alcohol metabolism. Your liver needs zinc to metabolize alcohol.

ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION
As men begin to have urinary symptoms associated with prostate enlargement, it is important they look at alcohol consumption. More fluid in means more fluid out
Drink less. Drink slowly.

EXERCISE
Exercise helps build the muscle tone. Every man should exercise. Men over 40 should avoid high impact exercise like jogging. It puts pressure on the knees. Cycling is bad news for the prostate. We recommend brisk walking.

SITTING
When we sit, two-third of our weight rests on the pelvic bones. Men who sit longer are more prone to prostate symptoms. Do not sit for long hours. Walk around as often as you can. Sit on comfortable chairs. We recommend a divided saddle chair if you must sit long hours.

DRESSING
Men should avoid tight underwear. It impacts circulation around the groin and heats it up a bit. While the physiological temperature is 37 degrees, the groin has an optimal temperature of about 33 degrees.
Pant is a no-no for men. Wear boxers.
Wear breathable clothing.

SMOKING
Avoid smoking. It affects blood vessels and impact circulation around the groin.

SEX
Regular sex is good for the prostate.
Celibates are more prone to prostate illness. While celibacy is a moral decision, it is not a biological adaptation. Your prostate gland is designed to empty its contents regularly.

Now I have given you a reason to cheer up.

CARA MENGESAN JIN PADA BADAN KITA

wantrader82 — Fri, 30 Oct 2015 14:22:48 +0800

CARA MENGESAN JIN PADA BADAN MENGIKUT PANDANGAN PENGAMAL PERUBATAN TRADISIONAL DARI INDONESIA

1. Kalau berada di dlm rumah, muka arah kiblat, dongak ke atas beberapa saat.

2. Pejam mata rapat-rapat, baca Bismillah dan niat nak tengok jin apa di badan kita. Tarik nafas dgn perlahan.

3. Tundukkan kepala dan dgn perlahan buka kedua-dua mata.

4. Lihat bahagian pinggang ke bawah.

5. Sekiranya ada jin pada tubuh kita boleh mengetahuinya semasa membuka mata tadi dgn cara mengesan jenama jin tersebut sama ada Lee, Levi's, Edwin, Lee Cooper, GA Blue ,Wrangler dan seumpamanya.

6. Teruskan membaca istighfar, jangan marah.. kalau marah-marah dah bukan jin, setan dah tu..