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Wechat amoi tiba-tiba share her location

ListenToTheAngin — Sun, 18 Nov 2018 17:53:12 +0800

Dear /k/

Just minutes ago this wechat amoi that I been chatting for months tiba-tiba share her location and ask me take her out for dinrar.

What should I do?

Fact is she don't even know how I look like.

This is how I look like IRL:

I takut she don't wanna talk to me again after meeted me IRL.

Today I trieded 1 hawker I think most worth the $

ListenToTheAngin — Fri, 16 Nov 2018 19:59:15 +0800

Dear /k/

If u is got wondering where is my other account, it's been bora-boraed.

Anyway, I wanna talk about the hawker stall that I trieded this noon.

I supposed to make a delivery to Puchong but then shit happen the deal tak jadi. It's about lunch time so I walk around look for food to eated & I came to this shop call E 16 (Mean Senang cari makan in Cantonese).

It's a kopitiam shop with few hawker stall inside. The one tomyam one catch my attention because it was man by a cute foreign worker.

I see see the menu & order a Tomyam Udon that cost me RM 7.50

When the food mari, I was surprised by the ingredient they use. Got 4 pieces of semi large prawn, some sotong cutlet, 2 big pieces of fish ball, 2 pieces of fake crab meat, quite a lot of enokitake, some mushroom, carrot slices, seaweed & udon noodle.

The taste is good, not best but good. All in all I'm quite satisfy with the ingredient they use for that price.

In comparison to the daichow stall nearby my house, RM 7.00 got only 1 small prawn, few pieces of fish cake slice, few slices of pork, few vege green & some noodle.

The Tomyam stall at E16 definitely worth the money spend.

Inb4 how much they pay u.

Suddenly remember a mindfuck experience

ListenToTheAngin — Mon, 11 Dec 2017 16:37:10 +0800

Gua tengoh boring so I layan fb & tiba-tiba come across this amoi from back in secondary school (she's married with a kid btw), which brought one of my mindfuck memory.

I remember back in secondary school she sit toward my right hand side, refer to the diagram below:

So one day my friend sakit didn't make it to school. I sit alone lo.

BUT

This amoi which I hardly talk to choose to move over and sit with me at my friend's seat.

Throughout the whole day we didn't talk to each other the tescher also bo chap she simply move her seat.

We just finish our classes that day like that & the next day she move back to her original seat after ma friend recovered.

You is got think she want my D back in secondary school?

Gua is very happy because I founded back

ListenToTheAngin — Sat, 09 Dec 2017 12:33:50 +0800

/k/ yesterday night I was super bored so I layan youtube for awhile.

And guess what? I founded back this movie I been trying to find for a LOOOOONG time.

Gua is happy liao.

I even open a topic before looking for this movie but tak dapat.

Anyway, here's the movie for those who is got interesting. Sorry, the quality is crap.

[youtube]VeSO3EtPrjE[/youtube]

Amoi mari, got good guy looking for waifu

ListenToTheAngin — Thu, 07 Dec 2017 22:29:20 +0800

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Translate:
I play enough, I want to find a waifu, ok?
So, if any of you know any girl ah, good one la, can be my waifu one ha, can please tag them out?
Ok?, Urgh, if any of them become my waifu ha, I will buy a new Vios let her drive.
And then every month give her RM 500 pocket money, ok?
Urgh, she don't has to love me, ok? Don't has to.
All she need to do is guai-guai, stay at home, know how to wash baju, know how to do house cleaning, know how to cook, urgh, can already.
Ok? I'll repeat, she don't has to love me.
I don't want those naughty-naughty one ha, out there find other guy one ha, give me a lot of trouble ha.
Don't want. As long as guai-guai can already.
If any of you know any good girl ha, please introduce to me la ho? ok?

/k/ I just did super creepy stuff

ListenToTheAngin — Wed, 06 Dec 2017 23:35:03 +0800

So there's this amoi on fb that posted a pictar of her car porch.

Since I got nbtd, base on the ciri-ciri of her car porch, the gate, the tiles, the neighbor decoration, I wented to google map & street view every street around her taman, I only know she stay at Ampang.

Guess what? I found her house on street view!! The gate, tiles, that neighbor, all pattern match 100%!

Should I tell her I founded where she stay? You think she'll get creep out & block 9 7 me forever?

Ma sis also wanna cari jalan to SG earn SGD liao

ListenToTheAngin — Wed, 06 Dec 2017 21:46:51 +0800

After my ma & dad everyday gaduh because of money problem.

As a result my sister also wanna cari jalan to Singapore liao.

She graduated from Nihonland, after balik work here work there, gaji still RM 3k after 7 years.

Fed up edi can't save shit while her friend her age already own 2 shops drive Velfire.

Very kesian need to go out be cow be horse.

Just now I malu in front of minachi customer servi

ListenToTheAngin — Wed, 06 Dec 2017 17:33:38 +0800

So today I collect back a service set from a service center.

Lucky it was the same comel minachi lady that handle my case so I sambung back our conversation where the left off la.

Last time I remember she said she just graduated and this is her first job & I carry on and ask her how's work so far with this company la.

She surprise I still remember about it.

Then talk and talk tiba-tiba the bill arive, it's RM 20++ for the inspection fee.

I took out my wallet and buka, eeeeeeeee.... I left RM 16 in my wallet.

I ask her can pay with card or not? She said only value RM 50 above. Bank transfer pun tak boleh.

Then she ask her colleague how huh? Then the colleague offer to pay for me while I transfer the money into her account.

The minachi keep laughing I RM 20++ pun tarak.

Malu sial.

Why guy like that always get amoi cute one?

ListenToTheAngin — Sat, 02 Dec 2017 15:57:03 +0800

- Dye hair white color.
- One hand full of tattoo.
- Drive heavily modified Audi
- High possibility involve in grey area business

Amoi 100% mantap tahap super model.

Why like that?

Maxshit Kesian Me still use Xiaomi, offer me phone

ListenToTheAngin — Thu, 30 Nov 2017 13:16:44 +0800

/k/, just now abang posman yg hensem send me a lettle from maxshit.

Upon buka, I read the letter goes like this:

"Walau, what zaman liao oh, you still using a Xiaomi 3G phone meh? So kesian.

Lai la, limpeh offer you one new 4G phone for RM 1. You can choose from these 3 options.

If you ada on, just drop by any of my man hole to pick up your phone."

I rasa why not, since it's only RM 1 even though my Mi3 got much better spec but I can gip this free phone to my old man, which still using the lousy samseng S2.

So /k/, which phone u think the most gooding among these 3 cheapskate phones:

a) ZTE Blade A612

b) Samseng Galaxy J3

c) Oppo A37

Betul ke property offer in?

ListenToTheAngin — Tue, 28 Nov 2017 16:58:56 +0800

Someone called up just now offering property.

Since I'm quite bored so I layan je & here's the deal:

Freehold
Low density, 265 units only
Price start from 450k
instant 10% off
All fees free.
Free 2 carpark
Free aircond, kitchen cabinet

Location CyberJaya.

/k/ is you can sing well?

ListenToTheAngin — Mon, 27 Nov 2017 20:21:02 +0800

So I tengah main Faye Wong - Only Love Stranger on my monitor & singing along la.

Then my mom suddenly keluar & ask me "What sound is that? Sound like dog crying je."

I diam liao.

Dear /k/, gua is very sadding today

ListenToTheAngin — Sun, 26 Nov 2017 21:28:27 +0800

Drive Proton, foreveralone, being broke, no friend, etc, still okay la.

But today I very sad when I founded out whatever I do to this customer not being appreciated.

Gua already provided the best price on lazada, give them extra service tolong them program their machine according to what they want lagi, after they dapat the barang, anything they don't understand I also answer one by one over whatsapp.

Yet, today I dapat 1 star rating.

Initially I thought it's competitor tak kan I gip lowest price, provide extra service still got 1 star. Then I check-check further, it's from this customer that I keep answering all their question.

Now I rasa macam not worth it la, sell cheap, give free this free that in the end, customer still not happy.

I'm lost I don't know what customer want already.

You is got think media publish fake news?

ListenToTheAngin — Thu, 23 Nov 2017 18:05:44 +0800

I'm sure uol know about the famous musangking price shoot up like rocket after the chinaland pipu willing to pay exorbitant price for it right? Thus, the fruit seller langsi also dare charge RM 100 / kg, "lu mau or not? Lu tak mau I got china man willing to pay more than that, don't waste my time." they said.

Earlier this month, got berita said Chinaland rejected all the durian going into the country because too much chemical detected. All, rejected, All.

Then tiba-tiba today only, the headline come up like this "Due to many rain, harga durian expected to come down."

I'm thinking myself, lan eh, your biggest deposit shut their door on you, you admit la, what due to many rain, like insulting the consumer intelligence only.

Uol say what I think bout this durian issue ada betul?

Reporting in from post AGM lunch buffet

ListenToTheAngin — Wed, 22 Nov 2017 12:58:41 +0800

Niama all sitting on the same table speakering broken England for mat lan.

Ham kah chan speak own language very sia sueh meh?

Diu.

Inb4 who open tered who butthurt.

Kena troll by ma hairstylist today

ListenToTheAngin — Mon, 20 Nov 2017 18:26:29 +0800

As usual I walk in and sit down.

Then notice the hot waifu around and she come layan me (lucky! thought got chance borak with his waifu)

Then suddenly mari another customer, this customer want the waifu help her potong.

Then the husband say I help you potong (Damn!!)

Biasa kan they'll ask how I want to potong my hair. I say "dei, kasi pendek"

But today this husband say "How about not too pendek?" he add on "Today my mood feel like potong not too pendek."

Then I think think, I say "Why not?"

...... 30 minute later

I wonder why this husband cut lai cut qu still haven't finish, my hair semakin botak dy.

After another 5 minutes gao dim.

Diu lo, MY HAIR!!

I think he sengaja one, he sure detected my hamsap eyes keep moving around his hot waifu he balas dendam.

[RANT TERED #634] Too cheap also complain

ListenToTheAngin — Sat, 18 Nov 2017 23:06:56 +0800

Gua finally understanding y business out there mark up kao-kao.

Because either way, they'll get the blame.

Selling too cheap pipu ask "Aiyerr, yours ori or not one?", "Y so cheap? Price got include GST or not?!"

Deng, should have mark up kao-kao save myself the hassle.

Wah vamous post so fast kena delete

ListenToTheAngin — Sat, 18 Nov 2017 19:33:44 +0800

Anyway, here tahfeikei, to response to your post

QUOTE(tahfeikei @ Nov 18 2017, 07:26 PM)

last time, did your family had any faveret tai chow/makan place in usj...long long time ago? how about now? our faveret taichow is billion seafood at USJ16.
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Til year 2008 we still patron the auntie & uncle at USJ 6. Back then their fry rice per pax is RM 4.
Half way through that year when I wented dabao, auntie hand me a notice telling me the landlord mau naik rent, they terpaksa give way to new tenant. They moved to USJ 11.
The new fellow masuk price terus increase to R M4.50 (of course lo, rent also increase liao)
Then BN start fuck things up here & there. The food price also terus increase throughout the years :
4.50 > 5.00 > 5.50 > 6.00 > 6.50
Within few years increase by close to 100%.

We stop eating there already, even though nearest but too mahal can't afford dy. Now sometime if tapao we dabao from USJ 2.

My 30++ amoi friend just up her game to get laid

ListenToTheAngin — Sat, 18 Nov 2017 11:38:33 +0800

Something new today when I enter fb just now.

For the first time I spotted my past 30 year old forever alone porkchop amoi friend just "improve" herself (yet again) to attract the opposite sex.

For the first time she start wearing skirt above her knee & putting on earring (as compare to the time when I first met she pakai t-shirt, jean, sport shoe, tomboy hair & nerd spectacle)

Very sadding indeed if you're born with fat gene.

Is my neighbor doing something funny?

ListenToTheAngin — Sat, 18 Nov 2017 11:20:00 +0800

Refer to the above.

Lately my neighbor place 3 bottle of red water on the fence in between our house.

Feng shui expert, will that constitute to any fengshui impact toward our family negatively?