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Hotel staff said can i cum to your room?

BerusBilis — Tue, 25 Oct 2016 15:58:49 +0800

Hi all, it has been a while since the last i posted here due to my overwhelming load of works.

I am outstation and my company gave me a Hotel to stay for 2 months, I've been staying for 1 month now and i knew most of the front line staff.

what happen was my access card to my room is always unreadable, hence i have to replace again and again over time, and of course the relationship between me and the staff getting closer and closer

So this morning it happens again and i got fed up and went up to reception again this morning and ask them what is actually went wrong, the receptionist who assisted me called "Arianne" was the staff on duty. Despite of me being slightly harsh because of my access card, she still handles me with her professionalism attitude, she replaced a new card for me within second and she then asked [COLOR=red]can i come in later[COLOR=red] ? Then i looked at her for a few sec then she got shy and said not come in but just outside to check the card reader.

So guys, do u think she wants my D.

Inb4 no pic gtfo
Inb4 She wants my D
Inb4 TS thinks too much

any girls havent watch star wars?

BerusBilis — Mon, 21 Dec 2015 13:06:48 +0800

Hi ladies,

Anyone of u havent watch star wars? i feel like watching it tonite... anyone of u havent watch yet can pm me.. we can go watch together..

boring wanna go lepak

BerusBilis — Mon, 05 Oct 2015 20:12:22 +0800

as per topic where can i go alone tonite.. wanna chill n relax.. not looking for hanky panky thanks

good morning kolik

BerusBilis — Mon, 21 Sep 2015 09:33:51 +0800

dear koliks\

today i took train to work....as usual train is crowded like sardin in the can.. lucky me since im taking from the first station so that i chosose a nice spot to stand

when reach wangsa maju station as usual another batch of sardin coming in.. so happen this got this amoi not pretty but decent looking is one of the sardin.. bad thing is her batch is surrounded with banglas.. donno why out of sudden so many bangla at wangsa waju

The thing is train is so pack and they keep on pushing2 until this amoi got body contact with me.. she got no choice since behind her keep pushing..

when train move her boobs keep touching my chest .. she can choose to turn around but in that condition she is not able to since too pack.. if so happen she can she can choose to face bangala istead of me.. so im decent looking so she just submit to me only.. ( i think lah)

further the train goes the more sardin coming in and till the point i almost got boner liao.. she also malu2 kucing but wat can she do.. her hand was holding the top handle..

Dear my kolik if u reading this i wanna apologies to u... i wish i could give u space but i myself no space to stand d..not even turn... so i protect ur boobs with my chest..

Happy monday and happy working guys..

***this is not a cool story.. berus tell no lies

justin bibir vs elvis presley

BerusBilis — Sun, 20 Sep 2015 10:29:42 +0800

they have similarity in look

Today berus eating alone

BerusBilis — Thu, 17 Sep 2015 15:24:38 +0800

Dear kolik2,

Just now i went for lunch at mamak.. their slogan is '' serve delicious food with quality''..so check it out which mamak is that... thats not the main point btw..

i always go makan after lunch hour to avoid crowd... so just now 2pm i went makan lo..

The main point is got this cindian girl sit in front of my table keep peeping at me and she was alone and i was alone too..she was wearing spaghetti strap ketat n mantap.... makes me makan also tak selesa since she keep look at me. i also malu2 liao because ayam merrid person i don wan flirt2 around
so i cepat2 makan and ciaoz..

when i was ciaoing i can see her eye follow me from my table to the cashier then i took my courage and look back at her and she smiles to me like malu2 kucing..

so what does she mean actually? clear to land?

This is true story not cerita sejuk

Can rekemen kawe cerita hatu?

BerusBilis — Mon, 14 Sep 2015 12:17:15 +0800

Hi kawe-kawe sekalian,

Nowadays i feel no fear, scare no horror.. maybe my balls became bigger n bigger liao..

can rekemen me horror movie that will makes my ball kecut abit? i wanna download n watch tonite... please leave komen the tajuk cerita hantu...

ayam serious wanna wathc horror movie..

best regards,

berus

(WTA) u guys eat berakfirst before masuk opis

BerusBilis — Fri, 11 Sep 2015 13:14:48 +0800

hello kolik2 sekalian, salam 1 jumaat

i found that its more relax if i reach opis earlier... then can go mamak/ coffee shop sit have a hot kopi with roti canai or half boiled egg before masuk opis
no need to rush then masuk opis can become more productive and effisiensi pun meningkat..

how many of u have breakfast before masuk opis.. my opis is punch ~~face~~ card basis so i kenot late.. normally i 830 sampai got 27 mins makan lepak and cuci mata.. my place many amoi ketat2 padat2 mantap2... pergghh..

best regards,

Berus

impolite or inappropriate if ask kolik salary?

BerusBilis — Wed, 09 Sep 2015 13:23:36 +0800

My salary very the low... got this girls who wanna chase me then ask my salary how much... then sometimes got new met punya kolik also eh bro ur salary how much they give u...

what should i reply? i feel very no conpiden now

yesterday my lunch + dinner

BerusBilis — Mon, 07 Sep 2015 09:15:27 +0800

Dear kolik..

weekend come once in a week only.. so we must fully utilize our weekends.. make it to the fullest..

so i've decided to cook a meal to my own since ayam dont know what to eat outside liao... dah muak...

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waiting for next coming weekend.. planning go zouk ons

Tonite what for dinner? feel like eating taco

BerusBilis — Fri, 04 Sep 2015 17:34:41 +0800

HI kolik2

before we go back home... pls allow me to have some of your time to discuss what to eat tonite... Since ITS FRIDAY

so hungry because i skipped my lunch.. reason being? serve Datin

Feel like eating Taco.. itu mexican food... anywhere in KL can get good and authentic Taco...

Last but not least... selamat habis kerja and enjoy your weekend

what time uols left home to office

BerusBilis — Wed, 02 Sep 2015 09:13:13 +0800

yesterday my opis has no internet because bigboss didnt pay unifi..

so back to topic what time u all left home to office.. transit all could be troublesome and tiring

my case i have to take taxi to LRT.. take LRT to bangsar and take bus to my opis

need 1 hour to reach

Do u shower before u go to opis

BerusBilis — Fri, 28 Aug 2015 09:16:56 +0800

selamat pagi kolik2 anda bersama saya lagi dengan berus bilis

do u guys shower before go to opis? or the nite before shower already then no need...
nanti insyallah ada masa saya bagi drill

how to ular during office hours

BerusBilis — Thu, 27 Aug 2015 09:08:11 +0800

hi kolik2

Do u u guys ular during office hours? what are the tips to ular during office hour... my kompani no pay OT so sometime work late.. in return i wanna ular2 a bit sometimes to compensate...

office worker Lunch

BerusBilis — Wed, 26 Aug 2015 09:46:08 +0800

Selamat pagi kawan2 kolik2
Bersama saya tered pagi masuk opis

how much u all spend for ur lunch? makan mana canteen or tapao tepi jalan?

Tmr my office do pot luck

BerusBilis — Thu, 20 Aug 2015 19:50:59 +0800

Tmr boss go Shanghai business trip.. So my HR manager wanna do potluck... Some of them bringing nasi lemak.. Some bring Tom yum.. Some bring bakso.. What should I bring?

kolos

BerusBilis — Sun, 02 Aug 2015 11:31:51 +0800

kolos

who raya alone?

BerusBilis — Fri, 17 Jul 2015 13:41:24 +0800

any /k here raya alone? whats ur plan....

Me here only can layan /k alone with my legendary phone..

No place to go no frens to meet.. everything seems so meaningless...

selamat hari raya to all fellow /k members...
maaf zahir dan batin..

hereby im sadly announce im gonna quit kopitiam and lyn forum... may this be the last thread from me..

kopitiam is a place a chit chat

BerusBilis — Thu, 16 Jul 2015 11:23:44 +0800

my previous thread just banhammer from mod

in kopitiam... we can talk anything we want..

yesterday i went yumcha at kopitiam.. with a mamak with kain pelikat.. an indian and me of course.. and a malay.. sorry i have to use the word as i dont know his name.. we bashed cainis penipu scammer in lowyat.. we bashed meleis for stealing phone.. we bashed indian for bawa parang.. we talk about girls.. we talk about ali tinju we talk about everyhing.. but of course all out this is just to nonsense and blow water around.. thats the purpose of kopitiam isnt it? its kinda loud honestly i damn sked kena parang.. many other races were there all got tengok2 but in the end nothing happen because we all races were on the same table.. if we can mix along with each others some others cannot? In fact we should feel blessed that we have so many races in our country.. more holidays too..

But here in digital world of kopitiam.. we barely can talk... if sexy abit a bit... mod kolos said got underage minorities while just above kopitiam there is hnnnhggg section.. ayam really kenot brain

talk about national issue about race a bit... mod wanna kolos dun even have an explanation..

ini tabuli itu tabuli... ayam really sadding now.. why there are so many restriction in /K liao..

Dear admin.. im here to discuss with all races of /k members here to understand to know more and of course to improve the racism issue..
on top of lyn forum there is #uniteagaintracism. but we cant achieve that by closing thread.. the correct way to support againts racism is to discuss about it but not closing it.. the best way is we discuss among each other..
if we cannot discuss then i dont see the meaning of uniteagaintracism..i dont see lyn forum is supporting this #uniteagaintsracism.. but is more to dictator type of forum..

thanks for reading

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awek wechat senang dapat x?

BerusBilis — Wed, 15 Jul 2015 11:00:10 +0800

Hi fellow /k hunting experts...

yesterday was at malay stalls berbuka puasa.. after that overheard one group mat rempit talking quite loud..

"dooh minggu lepas aku gi ambek awek wechat tu kat pantai dalam.. dia punya peluk gileer kuat doh.. sesak nafas aku.. pastu malas dah nak bawak RX-Z bawak 125 jer"

Somehow heard he said 'siap nak tong minyak lagi nak pusing2 KL'

So... what is the difficulty lvls of hunting aweks.. any tips n tricks..
From what i heard yesterday

Min requirement..
1. RXZ
2. 125Z
3. isap rokok gudang garam
4. topi keledar MS88 dgn visor bogo
5. seluar jean ketat levi 501
6. rantai tangan kasar
7. ekzos kopek

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