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How many watch u can wear in a day?

hbmalaya — Tue, 18 Aug 2015 21:32:15 +0800

Lately I'm addicted to wear watches
The first watch I bought using my own pocket money is a replica tag heuer carerra for 200buck about 12 years ago
When I start to work I disposed it and use my first salary to buy a original Casio Chronograph at Time Galleria for rm350. Stainless steel strap. I used this watch for 9 years liao and still counting.

2 years ago I found one guy who wear exactly the same watch as me at work. Feel awkward so during a trip at LaFayette, I bought this Swatch for euro150. It's a stainless steel model not plastic. Later I found an exact model selling at IOI city for rm6xx. So I start to wear 2 watches in a day.
Swatch while at work and Casio back home.

Then early this year I decided to redeem my credit card points. So I took this Casio World Time which I think worth around rm99. So I start to wear 3 watches a day. I had also changed company. So day time I wear swatch but whenever I reach office I change to Casio. Night time I wear the Casio world time.

Now this week, I acquire my 4th watch, black coated stainless steel strap. I'm still thinking is it possible to wear 4 watches in a day.

What say u?

Alien bedtime story 3

hbmalaya — Sun, 16 Aug 2015 23:41:26 +0800

Since the space rush between USA and USSR
Human had been trying to contact extraterrestrial life in universe
Started with 70s Pioneer and Voyager probes carrying pictorial messages and the famed Aricebo measage
Lately CETI has launched a USD100 million project to contact those alien out there.
The probability theory is that life is not unique.
If there is life on earth, there must be life somewhere else.
Just a matter of time of when and where.
Stephen Hawking is leading this project but he warned.
It is dangerous to contact a far more advanced civilisation.
Of course not referring to movie Pixel.
More to Columbus vs Indian.
Chances are the more developed bring will exploit the weaker one. Economical exploitation is inevitable. Worse still resources plundering. And worst of all, when they decided that human are too underdeveloped that it can be a good source of food with 6billion head. Just like us eating chickens, wish they are vegan.

Sekian
Zzz

Indonesian descendants for top 2

hbmalaya — Sun, 16 Aug 2015 20:19:42 +0800

One Raja Gowa descendent with Makassar lineage
In Makassar there is a dedicated road named after TAR
Many actually mixed up this Makassar ethnic with Bugis
Indonesia census for Sulawesi separate both as different ethnic

Another paternal grandparent from Yogyakarta making him the 3rd generation here.

Yes both are proud of their Indon root
One celebrate with full custom attire in Sulawesi
Another proudly interview in Bahasa Indo
Indonesia Raya Boleh!

Should LCW retire now?

hbmalaya — Sun, 16 Aug 2015 17:17:42 +0800

I'm tired of same episode after episode
Vs Lin Dan lost lost lost
Now vs Chen Long lost lost

Carolina Marin

hbmalaya — Sun, 16 Aug 2015 15:51:20 +0800

Why she like to scream like Maria sharapova sometimes
The umpire also keep complaining her
Don't delay
Serve fast
Wipe fast etc
Now leading vs Saina won 1st set 21-16

Alien bedtime story 2

hbmalaya — Sat, 15 Aug 2015 23:54:51 +0800

Asteroid belt between Jupiter and Mars is nothing new to human. This changed in 2014 when ESA scientist observed water vapor on Ceres, the 950km asteroid which is classified as dwarf planet. Theoretical science do not recognise water existence on asteroid. Scientists had long postulated that the asteroid belt were remnants of a failed planet formation thwarted by Jupiter and Mars gravitational forces. But skeptics do not buy this idea when the belt is much closer to Mars than to Jupiter and the fact that almost 90% of its mass had been lost since.

While one Dr Bradenburg had postulated that Mars had experienced at least two thermonuclear explosion which naturally not too probable. In 70s the Vikings experiment suggested life form in Mars and NASA scientist Levin supported this but modern scientists had undermine the integrity of the finding. Bradenburg had suggested that an extraterrestrial or Martian civilisation had triggered its own extinction.

An alternative theory is that a planet did exist between Jupiter and Mars after the formation of the Solar System. And this Planet X is habitable with water, life and oxygen.
Somehow the Planet is destroyed in a catastrophic event which varies from being struck by a secondary dwarf planet or blown up in a warfare either by its own civilisation or extraterrestrial invaders.

All was not lost that the survivors were either moved or rescued to a close hospitable planet Mars. After a cooling off period, the cycle returned as the two thermonuclear explosion killed off Mars. It seems that the survivors were again moved to another closer hospital planet Earth. And now Earth is in the path of another destruction cycle.

Sekian.
Zzz

Face bedtime story

hbmalaya — Fri, 14 Aug 2015 23:12:33 +0800

Re watch Japanese short drama Face
About a man with dual personality
Daytime a geek office worker
Nighttime a playboy gangster

Not so different from our actual life
We wear different mask at different scene
At office I wear a serious mask
At home I wear a family mask
With friends I wear happy go lucky mask
With boss I wear a steady mask
With enemy I wear a fucker mask
With old flames I wear a Romeo mask
Etc... 10-12 masks
How many mask u own!

Sekian
Zzz

Alien bed time story

hbmalaya — Thu, 13 Aug 2015 23:49:47 +0800

Dr Brandenburg postulated Mars red surface with radioisotope are consistent with thermonuclear explosion effect. He had mapped two explosion sites which might have wiped off any life form in Mars.

Astronaut Mitchell claim that in 40s many test missile were shot down by unidentified flying craft.

Now someone claim that Mars could have a civilisation until either they wiped themselves out in nuclear war or by a hostile alien.

Life took form in earth. Or some alien saved the remaining survivors and put them on earth. As they learn of human developing nuclear again now they are back to observe us.
They may just at point decide to wipe is out again

Sekian
Zzz

Obama President Fund Donation

hbmalaya — Mon, 10 Aug 2015 21:39:35 +0800

Pak Obama raised usd715m for his winning campaign
He spent 683m while his party spent another 292m and outsider spent 131m
Bringing 1.107b total spent in his campaign

The top no1 single contributor is university of California at 1.35m
No.2 Microsoft at 815k and No.3 Google at 804k only.
Total donation from California state only 63m
A far cry from pak ko punya 700m donation

Pengantarabangsaan Jib

hbmalaya — Sat, 08 Aug 2015 21:12:07 +0800

Jib spending now 15min giving speech at the prestigious
Pidato Antarabangsa Bahasa Melayu
Learn a new word from bijan
Pengantarabangsaan wow
And mengantarabangsakan Bahasa Melayu fuyoh
Quoting a Dutch educationist
Malay language spread worldwide it should belong to the world and taught in top institution in the world
Misi no4 export filem Melayu jadikan teladan
Misi no5 bangunkan Bangsa Melayu dalam dunia cyber

Bahasa Melayu Bahasa Terbilang
Hidup Jib

Jib new word

hbmalaya — Wed, 05 Aug 2015 12:55:27 +0800

1) Born Jib
Not to be confused with born rich
Born not rich but at one point of life
Windfall will come (eg donation, lottery)
And u shall be born destined to be rich

2) U Jib Me, I Jib U
Not to be confused with corrupt practice
Doing each other favor as legal form of gratitude

3) Don't Jib Me
Don't fly me aeroplane

Tambahkan sila

How big is 2,600,000,000?

hbmalaya — Tue, 04 Aug 2015 23:00:46 +0800

If 1 day ATM withdraw limit is 5k,
U can withdraw daily for 1,424 years
40 generations ya

If personal tax bracket 24%
：624,000,000 pay to LHDN

Instant Forbes rank no.27 richest man in malaysia
Just wonder how there are 50 billionaires

Give me liberty

hbmalaya — Mon, 03 Aug 2015 22:53:02 +0800

So this blogger used to be ironman
But he did realise the ironman in this part of the world has a big price tag to pay
His upper family disowned him
His son is so fucked up
And true enough
The ironman changed colour under duress
The spin is so steep that u feel wan vomit reading it
He has chosen death in the liberty of someone else
RIP

Mcaohai

hbmalaya — Wed, 29 Jul 2015 22:45:45 +0800

Just watch ntb9 news
1 so hai become deputy konon
Said my promotion is not
For family glory
Something to be proud of
Pukima la u poker face
Masuk Bakul angkat sendiri
Ccb lap hai

Another so hai promoted full
Ccb lost erection some where
Lari to mcaohai fort win
Reli sohai promotion for two sohai

Fucuk reli need create this tered to rage

Edit remove dog
I love dog aka animal
Mcaohai lower than that

Paycheck day, $ run out before

hbmalaya — Wed, 29 Jul 2015 08:37:55 +0800

Just now mix fm discuss this topic
Some say stop manicure pedicure movie
One lady say download movie watch at home
The host try cover must be legally via hbo etc
The lady stumped like must be from free site
Host insist n cover up
Anyway my pay is 2 days away still... Sigh

Thread Toilet ke12345

hbmalaya — Sat, 25 Jul 2015 23:00:51 +0800

In a Shanghai outskirts mall
Found a public toilet but no gent/ladies sign
After few minutes seem empty so
Desperate just went in settle
After come out the cubicle next door tak tutup pintu
A woman squat doing biz
Fast fast run out
Wait at entrance to apologize
The lady selamba je said
Nan zuo nu you...
Men left (side) woman right (side)..

In a Dubai outskirt office, again no gent/ladies sign
Colleague selamba je said
It's all male...bcoz no woman allowed to work here

In a Koln stopover gas station toilet
The sign for toilet is 00...
Paid auto gate n the receipt can get discount buy snacks

Best Female Singer 2010s

hbmalaya — Tue, 21 Jul 2015 23:33:02 +0800

Oh ya id omitted my fave legends such as Whitney, Mariah and Celine, their time was 90s. Some old fave Alanis, Enya etc And also few 2000s Alicia, Britney, Christina,Gwen. And I'm no fan of Selena, Kesha, Miley, Nicki, Nellie just to name a few.

What movie to watch, 2 days

hbmalaya — Mon, 20 Jul 2015 21:10:06 +0800

Factory close for 1 week raya
Today everyone else work liao, I duno what to do,
went back factory sit 1 day, empty office
Still tomorow n Wednesday free
Think go gym n watch movie
Damn so long no watch movie alone liao
Any good movie to recommend?

Katrina Retire

hbmalaya — Thu, 16 Jul 2015 21:14:38 +0800

Katrina Ann Hadi calls it a day
After 5 years in gymnastic
And 10 years in synchro swimming.
22yo Katrina is the elder sister of National
Gymnast Farah Ann Hadi.
Thank you for your contributions.
You will be missed!

Pls recommend which telco best data plan?

hbmalaya — Thu, 18 Jun 2015 17:22:19 +0800

I had been using this M1 plan for 3 years
2GB but most of the month data finish by 2nd or 3rd week.
Every month suck me rm1xx can't remember exact (auto bill)

Just now lepak at M counter
The lady say got new plan
Add rm30 for upgrade to 3GB
And rm48 for subline to share
Now only I wonder why so expensive?

Any other telco plan guys recommend?