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Safety Reminder Tered Again

Soft Rice King — Thu, 15 Oct 2015 11:14:44 +0800

As standard SOP....careful lor..

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Added : Sos from Persatuan Keselamatan Sukarela...

If you're a guy

Soft Rice King — Wed, 14 Oct 2015 16:07:08 +0800

and you have a gf, is it :

1) better to have other girls envy your gf?

or

2) better to have other guys envy you?

diskuss....

Added : coz i wanna know which one better..so both is not informative enough. sekian

Fei Cheng Wu Rao

Soft Rice King — Wed, 14 Oct 2015 14:53:08 +0800

It's a pretty good show on match-making..usually within 24, got maybe 4-5 rather pretty wimminz.....

some of the wimminz :

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Since i failed my Crab Tered

Soft Rice King — Wed, 14 Oct 2015 10:59:59 +0800

i ask her for some tips...

and she sent me this...

so for those of you that ask for her drillz....face takde, only this..

and here, the Failed Crab Tered : https://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopic=3743000&hl=

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God-Sis ask help on Crabs

Soft Rice King — Wed, 14 Oct 2015 10:25:42 +0800

So my god-sis send me this drill and ask me whether i know hami crab or not....coz she know that i am pretty interested in marine life..

but i see half morning liao still cant figure out..need /k for help....

she's in HK now if that helps...

Who here planning to buy ipong 6S+ 128GB

Soft Rice King — Tue, 13 Oct 2015 17:33:52 +0800

so who here felt too much to spend RM4.7k on a phone that can roughly last 3yrs only?

or totally looking forward to buy liao?

My fren wented Iceland after my rekomendation

Soft Rice King — Tue, 13 Oct 2015 11:41:23 +0800

He work as a free-lance photographer for some magazine…after he saw my drillz in fesbuk….he asked me whether worth it or not.

I told him, if you felt NZ is awesome, Iceland gonna be equally awesome if not better..so he wented. And uploaded these few and tagged me with a single word, “speechless”…

If u never been, u shud…

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Added : after many advice from /k which i have conveyed to him about his photography skill, he has decided to change field upon his return to Malaysia and become Farmer. Thanks gaise!

Hot Slim Amoi MilF

Soft Rice King — Mon, 12 Oct 2015 09:36:10 +0800

Few wks ago i bring-ed my now waifu to butterfly farm coz she never been there. My last round also when i was 2".

So while enjoying with her, i saw this hot amoiz...damn slim and pretty tall. My waifu stands at 173cm, and this hot amoiz stand around her height. Granted amoi is wearing heels of maybe 2" or so tall. But still pretty tall.

What surprises me was she got 2 children running around with her..but no guy(s) could be seen.

Then i point to her and say to my waifu, 'eh u see she got 2 kids liao and still so slim'...then my waifu reply me and say, 'ya lor. hopefully future after giv birth i can be like her'.

And with my quick awesome photography skill, i took a shot...

So gaise, why some girls can be so fit/slim after giv birth? I plan to help my waifu reach her goal..so what should i prepare?

Oh btw..she looks pretty young..maybe early/mid 20s..

Drillz of hot amoiz milf :

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Gaise! Ayam now officially Merrid!

Soft Rice King — Fri, 09 Oct 2015 10:20:55 +0800

Moving forward..i guess i cant call her gf liao..need to call her waifu d..

coz legally, we're officially merrid...

but tradition wise, wedding dinner & tea ceremony will be end this year..

Finally stepping into merrid life...!

Anyway, share drillz on the way back from ROM Persatuan..

And guys, it's friday..happy as hell..!!

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How u can tell when someone's

Soft Rice King — Thu, 08 Oct 2015 10:55:07 +0800

So from this link : https://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopic=3737282&hl=

it seems sometimes i have misconstrued someone's joke or truth as being butthurt.

Thanks to ppl like [@LingLingFat] & [@rockpoper] that made me reflect back..is my thinking of butthurt incorrect all these while.

So i hope /k can enlighten me under what situation and/or how we can determine if one's butthurt.

I have said it 3yrs ago in /k..and will say it again, i come /k to learn yo! Better learn and shame here, than learn and shamed in real life

Still, i have prepared some possible joke, truth, butthurt statements below....question is, which is which? Since it's normal for ppl to hide their butthurt behind joke/truth reasoning :

1) she's so plastic and fake that i get sore eyes looking at her
2) lambo lansi on road. caught fire d also dunno. really lol at him
3) nope. will not piap her even if she gimme RM100k
4) she's so fugly only a gorilla would bong her
5) she's pretty and rich but no manners at all. that's why they say u cant buy class & manners
6) airport! permission to land!
7) rich 2nd/3rd gen kid. within 5yrs sure spend finish dad's inheritance and cause his company bankrupt
8) so wat if he drive felali. my myvi pawn him or all car also kena jam.

And last before least, wanna tank jigsaw below for opening up my mind early in the morning with his nicely crafted statements with equally beautiful drillz :

QUOTE(J1g54w @ Oct 8 2015, 10:16 AM)

Plastic surgery haters:
1) they hate themselves for not looking as good
2) they want to look just as good, but they can't because they cannot afford the money/courage
3) good looking people threaten them
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Others do Plastic Surgery and U Buthurt?

Soft Rice King — Thu, 08 Oct 2015 09:35:41 +0800

Finally..the truth has been revealed.

This photo is FAKE!!!!

- Children photo was EDITED to make them look fuglier; yes, fooking EDITED to look UGLIER
- Their parents were told the advertisement is meant for other things
- Because photo was edited, doesnt look like their children so cant sue the company; no resemblance
- And most would have known, but the 'mum' & 'dad' are NOT related; they are models & still single

Insider Trading for 2015

Soft Rice King — Wed, 07 Oct 2015 17:03:45 +0800

This annual thing's getting more and more interesting....if i didnt know better, would definitely say he's banging her..

especially with that beechy look..

rarely they have hot wimminz drillz...

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and this one..oh my....she's like seducing me.. dang! how they expect me to pass the exam at the end of the course.. i can hardly concentrate!! @#$%^&!!!

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Who here uses a Fountain Pen?

Soft Rice King — Wed, 07 Oct 2015 14:29:44 +0800

My last time using was when i was 2" in secondary and college/uni days. Since then i stick to ball/gel pen as i dont write as frequent hence clicky type is more convenient.

Recently i saw some model from Parker...pretty cheap at around RM60+ a pc..and been thinking of using again.

Problem is, working in office, i seldom write anything on paper...everything's on notebook. Maybe some rough calculations on numbers that need memorizing, which usually last for a couple seconds. So a clicky's gel pen is more convenient and quicker than having to undo the cap, write and re-cap.

Is it viable to get a Fountain Pen? Though i miss the feel of writing with it...

So anyone here does? And what justification you giv yourself in using one?

Car Related, Penang ppl cum in

Soft Rice King — Fri, 02 Oct 2015 11:14:48 +0800

My car got a few uninvited residents..namely cockroach...

I understand there's this smoking/fogging service where they putted smoke inside car for a while to let those cockroach die off.

Question :

1) How much?
2) Where can find?

Sekian.

Kisah Road Rage yang Hampir Berlaku

Soft Rice King — Wed, 30 Sep 2015 16:36:09 +0800

So few days ago while queuing on the left lane of 2 lane road, i saw right lane macam empty aje.. So signal right and move out from left lane...drive smoothly for like 50mter and decided to masok balik left lane coz that's my intended path. Signal balik left and try to move in by as it's packed, i cant move in straight and a car behind me honk sama gua.

After manage to squeeze into the left lane, i flick my middle finger on the window waiting for the car that honk me to drive pass. When he did and look at me, i make funny faces and he jst drove off. So kesyokkan sendiri unlocked.

All logic reasoning out the window, i forgot my gf's sitting nxt to me also.

So apart from getting death stare from her..she told me a story she readed.

- Guy and gf went strolling
- Along the road saw a beggar
- Beggar come kacau the gf for money but bf jst pull her away
- GF angry and ask, "u laki ke?!?! bola mana!!?!"
- BF felt the heat..go back and bash up the beggar
- Half way bashing, beggar pull out knife and stab into BF's perot
- Half way dying, BF ask GF, "now i manly d right?" and dieded

So my gf say..wat's the moral of the story?

U wanna tunjuk laki ke? or rage who's middle finger longer? Some ppl got nothing to lose liao. U can afford to lose or not? What if that fella block our car and come down with stick/knife/gun? Even if u win, u end up in jail then me how? Our wedding how? We merrid in prison la right?

Fuhh...i insap kao kao. Took me 3-4 hours to get her mood back normal.

So gaise, before u rage..make sure u are OK to lose and can afford to lose everything. Coz lucky for me, nothing bad happen further....

TLDR Summary : I wanna tunjuk bola, gf rage, i becum tikus

Sekian.

Share drillz for as habuan, albeit old drillz :

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Would you spend RM1k on a flashlight?

Soft Rice King — Tue, 29 Sep 2015 15:52:14 +0800

Becoz this is gonna be my most expensive light ever...

The current most expensive i have costs around RM400+ excluding batteries...

For this TK75, batteries will costs around RM60 x 4 = RM240..so total of Light + batteries will be RM1.2k...

Singapore Declare Public Holiday Tomorrow

Soft Rice King — Tue, 29 Sep 2015 14:44:50 +0800

So much fun weiii...when maysia wanna follow?

Titan Attack Fan Cum In

Soft Rice King — Tue, 29 Sep 2015 10:39:43 +0800

I dunno who she is...but she definitely pawned the real Mikasa in the movie...unless Mikasa also do such photoshoot!!

Wub wub wub!!

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The rest kenot show liao....else later kena seppuku!

Gaise, cum rate my

Soft Rice King — Tue, 29 Sep 2015 09:18:04 +0800

pet..

What u call a pub/club with wimminz company one?

Soft Rice King — Mon, 28 Sep 2015 17:25:41 +0800

The typical like soju/after five/soho no wimminz one..unless u bring them there or other customers bring them there..

wat u call those places like club/pub but got thais/viet chicks go accompany u drink and let u play with them one?

is it called pub/club also?

actually i dunno wat's the diff between these 2 also..

pls /k giv some pencerahan coz ayam good boi.

sekian.