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Hair salon mama ask me..

brapa? — Tue, 27 Jan 2026 12:21:53 +0800

Tired of macha haircut since schooldays
Save so much ¥ for wat ?
So since last year i frequented a few salons
Then settled on 1 i felt comfy with

Sgl mom 39yr old
Got a 4yr cute baby
Got 1 time she brought the kid to salon to babysit
So so likeable !

Leanne said she feel sorry for her child
As her salon open frm mng till night
She yearn for another child
So the gal baby got company to play with

Also as a sgl parent she worry of the day when shes no more ard
& Her child will be alone

Dont knw how the subject veer to me
'yr parents must b proud of u..'
1st time i hear of such compliment
I m touched as my parents nvr say good things abt me b4
I reply
'really ?'
' If u r my mom u wil b proud ?'

She was taken aback & chuckled
Taking her time to compose herself
'ya la..'
'u got good character.. sure lots gals like u'
I must admit my head swelled
'if i got a kid like u i will b happy'

Suddenly ..
'want or not ?'

I had a jolt.. bewildered
I look up into mirror
Can see her face all the way to neck
so pink even under the blusher
Seems shes just as bewildered as i am

Long story short..
She propositioned me to be the biological dad
Her financials r ok..
well off with established salon clientele
So I dont have to provide in any way

Seems she couldnt find a good man
& think i make the grade
To help conceive her a child with characteristics she look for
All the men who frequent her salon
Just typical lackadaisical & lustful

'ayo..'
'Then i will have a kid call me papa'

'no.. call u uncle'
She chuckled
'But u can drop by anytime'
'& Stay at my home accompany me'

At that moment my heart sunk
A kid from my dna but cannot call me papa ?

Stupidest sport is basketball

brapa? — Mon, 26 Jan 2026 16:50:08 +0800

All run up run down
Run beside follow the ball
Macam hamsters follow the pied piper
Then just let him score

Dang
Reminds me of the printer head
Left right
Then right left
Then repeat
So predictable

Had a long conversation with my client

brapa? — Fri, 23 Jan 2026 09:27:45 +0800

Always Called her mrsCC
Then yday dont knw why
She stayed so long at my office
Until we veered towards personal stuff

We must have been in serious mode
Cos even my coliqs learnt not to approach & disturb me
Passed by look then straight away gone

I learnt tht we all call her mrsCC
But shes a widow
but kept using hubbys name
Cos he was so sweet & caring
Alwqys asked her what she wanted to eat
Then he will go wherever to buy
Whether pasar another part of town or even from her hometown

Her eyes turn misty reminiscing him
Tht i was so scared her tears might well & burst out
So i made a mental note where's my tissue in the drawer
& Be ready to whip it out

Anyway..
She appreciated my time
Made an offer to buy me coffee
I said i avoid sweet things & go for tea
She was astonished & remarked
'same for me !'

I did open up a bit abt abt myself too
& She seem to reduce her professional facade somewhat
& Even quipped we r alike in some ways..

So we still had to part
It has been 1hr+
Upon leaving she..
'remember to call for tea ya '
I put a thumbs up
But it looked partly like a heart sign instead

As i was a bit awkward

She looked at me in a part serious expression
Part admonishment
Thinking i was teasing / playing with her
Anyway she smiled
So all was well

I was not in so good mood this week
As i attended someone close funeral

Mayb i shld call her this weekend
I need some1 calm & solemn to talk to..
Some1 who understands death & sorrow

Ok
Time to finish my tea & go office
Happy weekend !

Dr forget his oath

brapa? — Wed, 21 Jan 2026 13:27:07 +0800

Yday my gang gather mamak
This fren come show us big packet of med
Look like just ejaculated blur face

Got 1 member is pharmacist
'let me see'
Digdig
Got steroid pills antibiotic
Oso got vit antihistamin lotions etc

Ask him
'u know whats this ?'
He Blur2
Only know this eat 2x tht 1x daily

The pharmacist laugh
'die lar u'
"U want eat 60 biji steroid ?'

Dr duty not prescribe med
but patient health consideration no. 1 ok?

U better consult medical frens
B4 eat anything dr give u

National icons caught in pda

brapa? — Tue, 20 Jan 2026 14:26:11 +0800

Hohoho

My woman changed for me

brapa? — Tue, 20 Jan 2026 11:10:47 +0800

my fren bragged abt his woman

'she said she told herself she doesnt want a man who snores as shes a light sleeper & needs her beauty zzz'
' now she says she likes my snore as she knows i m beside her at night'

' she also said she doesn't like a perspiring hand'
' now she says she likes how my hand sweats & reacts to her palm when we hold hands '

' some more she bought me a 3k mattress on my bday'
'she says the old mattress is not comfy'

dang so envious
Ini baru cool story
Of cos i din say it to his face

Feel tired of Malaysia

brapa? — Mon, 19 Jan 2026 12:24:30 +0800

After decades stay here
Things start to feel stagnant
Boring even sometimes
Of cos luckily TH is just nearby

I think Malaysia needs a refresh a rebrand
Start with change name
its too long ..
Should update to trendy name
eg malaysian bank changed to maybank
malaysia if shorten to maysia
Sounds so short & simple
turkeye did it we can doit too

the flag is also too complicated
60yr design
If can refresh update together will b good
No need so many belang like harimau
Got 20states doesnt.mean need 20 stripes k
Keep add till every1 confused
A few stripes is enough

After that we see how we can learn frm TH SG our nearest neighbours
TH : shopping entertainment patience no rempit culture
Sg : infra connectivity efficiency no corruption culture

Then MY can become a tiger again

Mom gave me a warning

brapa? — Fri, 16 Jan 2026 13:43:42 +0800

'u go out & have all the fun u want'
'but when u settle down i dont want to hear from ur wife that u r unfaithful !'

Alamak
Why suddenly talk like this ?

since i m still sgl
- whether i have affair with neighbour
- affair with coliq
- affair with ladyboy
Also can ?

my mom is so wise
i wonder what she wld say
if i hv an affair with our cousin sis frm her kg side
who quietly stayed over at my place previously

Many frustrated makcik aunties in hq

brapa? — Thu, 15 Jan 2026 12:10:39 +0800

Today go Hq
Show my face so bosses knw i still alive

Then run into the usual gathering at the pantry
A small clique of women congregate
macam hush2
But the aunty o close to eye me this time with welcoming smile
'its ok sit sit..'

Ayoma..
The complaints shooting left right ctr
- 'hubbies nt 'performing' as b4 settle down'
- 'so energetic gungho when courtship'

- 'when couple wana close2 & lots praises sweet words'
- 'now dead wood'

the list complen is so long
- 'like robot no long kisses'
- 'no fresh thing no glitter in eyes at all'
- 'lost their men energy'

So the only way they can relive those moments
Is watching k love drama which makes them even more frust instead

I m so delirious tht i can b inc in the gathering
But kena jab frm a fierce aunty
'hw abt u ?'
'can u perform onot ?'

What happen to u all ?
R u 1 of those men who become soft after married ?

Apologise to office awek

brapa? — Wed, 14 Jan 2026 12:17:32 +0800

I sort of admonish the mgt gal at my condo
For pissing me off
Ask so many Q for a simple form submission
Maciam i wanna tipu her
Some more i need to rush to work already

When i leave
Her head is down
avoid eye contact even when i say tq
alamak cry ka ?

I am soft hearted even when i can be hard
My heart feels uneasy las few days
So i go mgt send choc

When ther she got customer so i tell another awek
'tlg pass kat gadis coklat manis'
& Pointed her out cos i duno her name

She turned my way & tersipu2 smile
Ah.. so sweet so ayu

Today i got a wasap
Looks like gadis coklat manis
But the profile pic is without tudung
Clothes ketat2 maciam overseas

'terima kasih ya..'
'nama i YY'
'bukan gadis coklat manis'
';)'

Hell is confusing

brapa? — Tue, 13 Jan 2026 10:59:11 +0800

If u dont believe in religion u will goto hell
But which hell ?
Is it each creator has their own hell
Some say theres only 1 creator
So theres only 1 hell shared by all ?

But if the person is religionless
Then by right theres no hell to go into
He just puffed & disappear back into the soil/urn

Or assuming theres hell & we assume the religionless MUST go into 1
Then which will he go into
Who decides ?

Note under the mattress

brapa? — Mon, 12 Jan 2026 11:58:44 +0800

Last week my Friend+family stayed overnight
Been so many years since our studies
We only met 2x

So i cleaned & tidied the 2rooms
- 1r for my fren& wifey
- another room for doter

So they left on sunday
I cleaned the doters room at night
remove the mattress cover
a note flew out under the cover

Strange ..
I prepared the mattress
definitely definitely is clean when i put on the cover

'hi ZZ,
Thanks for preparing the room for me on our family trip. i enjoyed staying here & the room is tidy & comfortable, thanks. If u come to jb pls call me if u need someone to show u around.
Lisa 012-xxxxxx'

she is no more a minor

She Ask me follow her back thailand

brapa? — Tue, 06 Jan 2026 14:14:27 +0800

Beginning year also holiday mood
So open wexhat play
Found a nice girl chat with me

She is frm thai
Say her pama home wrecked by flood
So no choice come MY earn $$ to help parents rebuild

Then say will return Phatthalung soon
Must be earn enough already
But she say she miss home & mommy

Then ask me follo her back
Hah ?
She say can be my tour guide
Sounded so innocent & genuine..

Dont simply look at a family man

brapa? — Mon, 05 Jan 2026 14:46:30 +0800

Yday i at terrace eating at tmn desa
Njoy my oyster while ppl spotting
But here seem nt many sexy gals
seems mommies with kids look more interesting here

Munch2 look down
A man happen to look up too
We somehow locked eyes duno y

The wife who behind glared & hurried up to his side
looked at him then gesture to kid running off in front
The man turned to her with a look of regret
lol
Then walked briskly to catch the boy
While the wifey continue chastise him

She then turn sideway glare at me
I faster2 look away

I m sorry my brother

Aunty coliq ignoring me

brapa? — Fri, 02 Jan 2026 12:34:52 +0800

After showing me her thigh
She act like i dont exist
We r coliqs
At least nod or quick smile like normal la

So i greeted her this mng
'g'mng mommy'
Flashed her my fresh mng smile

That caught her offguard
She bcame frozen mid-Action in her walk
Looked around flustered
As though worried others hear
But stil many coliqs on long holiday
Dats y i dared disturb her

Do i see her face Exasperated yet pleased at same time ?
She awkwardly forced a sneer at me
But i can see she is holding back her laugh..
Ah.. confused
Good

Lol
Made my day
I walk away like a boss
Now my turn to ignore her

Heaven is a better place to be

brapa? — Thu, 01 Jan 2026 16:10:16 +0800

If this is so
Why see dr to prolong our time on earth ??
why do ppl gloomy & cry at funerals ???
There shld b laughter & celebration instead when our dearest ones pop off
have we all been lied to ?

Men discussion room

brapa? — Wed, 31 Dec 2025 17:38:42 +0800

Lets talk guy thingies

I no sexist ya
gals oso got pte thingy dowan guys kapoh eg armpit hair diwcussion

Ok i got a problem
I Use old rag for faxx
then throw
but got 1 time i kena acne there

so i dare nt use rag now
use old tshirt but then need to wash
waste water elec washing machine
just for 1pc cloth

then i switch to soap in bath
but i can tahan very lama
till my dingdong chaffed from all the rubbing
like nt sensitive already

What is the solution ?

Ofis aunty say hubby change already

brapa? — Wed, 31 Dec 2025 12:31:12 +0800

Nearly lunch
I bcome listless walk here there then into pantry
Saw Aunty alone sitting in there

She look like lost in tots
Even forlorn forehead creased
I concerned so walk near her
She look up
'sit laa .'
So i sat down obediently
a slow conversation ensued

She shared..
'when i was younger my bf was so caring
'even put on shoes for me when we go out'
'soo romantic ..'
'now bcome hubby do nothing'
'good for nothing'

'wah.. ya meh '
i exclaim in mock surprise
she kinda sense my disbelief
'u don belif me ?'
'U look at my legs sexy onot ?'

I admit she got dang long fair legs
rivalling my ex
Even if she always hide it under those long dresses

suddenly she pull the hemp of the dress higher
exposing up to the upper thigh
'nice onot ? '
Cheeky smile

wow this part of the leg must hv nnr seen the sun
Ppl say girls hv fair skin
But this is translucent
can see the blood vessels
as though the skin is made of cheecheongfun
I swear

ayoma ..
caught offguard my face bcame so red
yes definitely toned
Can see the thigh muscle standing out firmly
calf got separation too

'ya la nice nice.. '
i admit in defeat in a soft tone
The words like want to stick to my throat

she giggled but also sound like sniggering at me
'I do yoga u know'
'want to put on shoe for me onot ? '
Wow.. so teasing
U want me to b yrr hubby replacement ka ?

Suddenly she sit up straight pull back down the dress
Look at door
as though some1 coming in
we talk back abt other things
but somehow no1 came into pantry

but we lost mood & courage to drift into dangerous territory anymore
so we went out of pantry
me stealing stealthy glances at her

while now she mock me back by lifting her head up high
& peering sideways at me with a proud smile
As though she has conquered me

Guys
Why so gung ho b4 merrid
Then after merrid become lembik ?

U wont find a better fren

brapa? — Tue, 30 Dec 2025 16:42:22 +0800

.. Than Ai

How to talk to boss so he like my proposal ?
I consult ai

Got problem with my awek coliq ..
I ask ai for its view

Got disturbing thoughts in my mind
No need paychologist
I check it with my ai

So far never failed me

Unlike human frens who
jealous
envious
stereotype
lack knowledge
no empathy
no time
Etcetc

Same as k here
Many negative qualities

Ofis awek admonish me for looking

brapa? — Mon, 29 Dec 2025 14:20:50 +0800

Very free
So i go hq
Hq oso nearly empty

So when lift open i walk rite in
Manatau awek keluak
Terkejut her

Instinctively her hand grab her bosom
Push down so firm on her nenen tht can see the bra outline
Oh How amply deep they r..
Is tht the pattern on her bra ?

I laughed jus a bit but she not hapi
Sour face knitted brows
So i stood ther looking
She notis me looking down again

Immediately she mouthed 'ish..'
Mouth pouting Maciam irritated even
Ehh
Lift open u no exit
Buat apa dalam ?
Garu kapala ka ?
I can guess what shes doing inside
Our lift is polished steel
I've even admired myself ample times inside
So i know she oso checking herself out
& Our lift so smooth
U wont feel it stopping

Anyway i find her so comel
Cos of d behaviour
So i continue smiling

She softened up & maciam laff a bit too
'pigi laa..'
Pushed past me
Her arms extended wana hit me
So i siam & let her pass
Lol

Wah..
Some more walk like she mafia boss middle of the corridor
Demure aweks r fine
But sassy demure aweks r d best