World's Most Expensive Yacht

SaiLenFatt — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 16:31:05 +0800

Guys, what the hell??? Apparently, a Malaysian is the owner of most expensive yacht in the world worth USD4.8b, that's Billion not Million.

BETUL KE NI??

Which Malaysian can afford this???

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SaiLenFatt — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 12:57:36 +0800

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.

In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."

That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife.

At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor.

The doctor asked, "How did it go?"

The man answered, "Not that well... when I fired the pistol, my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"

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