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        <title>Lowyat.NET: Latest topics by slsl</title>
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            <title>WTS - Authentic Coach for sale</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2051255</link>
            <description>&lt;span style='color:purple'&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'&gt;Authentic Coach Handbag&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('2942e4c7fc5915d96108ab3ca991889d')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;2942e4c7fc5915d96108ab3ca991889d&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;My fren bought this in US on behalf of another fren but now the buyer backs off.  &lt;!--emo&amp;:cry:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/cry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cry.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;So I&amp;#39;m helping him to ask around if anyone wants it. Else he need to return it to the outlet which requires a 2 hour drive.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:blue'&gt; &lt;span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'&gt;RM850 -&amp;gt; RM800 each &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;Silver - SOLD&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[attachmentid=2458898]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;Purple - SOLD&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[attachmentid=2458902]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dealing Method: COD in Penang or KL only.&lt;br /&gt;Deposit needed: RM400&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:purple'&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'&gt;Purple Wristlet - RM180 &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[attachmentid=2991868][attachmentid=3103068]&lt;br /&gt;Size: 6 1/2″ (L) x 4 1/4″ (H)&lt;br /&gt;Fits 1 handphone + cash &amp;amp; a few cards&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:purple'&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'&gt;Black Leather Wristlet - SOLD &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;  EN320836056MY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('f0193818f6d2fb9597aea10855c3e732')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;f0193818f6d2fb9597aea10855c3e732&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;[attachmentid=2490593]&lt;br /&gt;Size: 6.5 inch by 4.5 inch&lt;br /&gt;Fits 2 handphone + cash &amp;amp; a few cards&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:purple'&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'&gt;Dark Blue Denim Wristlet - SOLD&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('498108862cfb4d16a11aed032b43b88d')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;498108862cfb4d16a11aed032b43b88d&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;[attachmentid=2511740]&lt;br /&gt;Size: 6 inch by 4 inch&lt;br /&gt;Fits 1 handphone + cash &amp;amp; a few cards&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:purple'&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'&gt;USED Authentic Coach Wristlet - SOLD &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('b6f9b7f5bc446b2a918508c712b36e9c')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;b6f9b7f5bc446b2a918508c712b36e9c&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;[attachmentid=2737495]&lt;br /&gt;Original Price: RM220&lt;br /&gt;Size: 4inch by 6inch&lt;br /&gt;Usage: 1 year&lt;br /&gt;Condition: Surface have become darker a little, should be able to clean it up with Coach Fabric Cleaner&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Package include: Coach Card, Box, Price tag&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Price include reg post&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dealing Method: &lt;br /&gt;COD in Penang (deposit required)&lt;br /&gt;Pos Laju add RM4</description>
            <author>slsl</author>
            <category>Garage Sales Archive</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 10:50:17 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Belly Piercing - mind to show urs?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1055407</link>
            <description>Hi Ladies...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone have a belly piercing?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is it painful?.. or just a pinch just like ear piercing?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How long would it takes to heal?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How much does it cost?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hope you ladies can help me out here... thanks.. wanted to get 1.. but need to gather some info..</description>
            <author>slsl</author>
            <category>Girl&amp;#39;s Club</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 19:13:39 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Where is Canon printer service center in Penang?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/0</link>
            <description></description>
            <category>Photography, Digital Imaging &amp;amp; Video</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 1970 07:30:00 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Where is Canon printer service center in Penang?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1003641</link>
            <description>Hi ppl... &lt;br /&gt;My Canon Printer MP145 unable to detect the catridge..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;wanted to send it to the service centers..&lt;br /&gt;but i&amp;#39;m not sure where it is..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone knows where it is located in Penang?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or  are there any freelancers that can help me to take a look?</description>
            <author>slsl</author>
            <category>Technical Support</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 14:53:54 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Being a 3rd Party in others relationship</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/997151</link>
            <description>Just curious of you gals whether you have encounter this situation b4.. fall for someone who already have a steady gf or wife...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What would you do?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Would like to know your experience and thoughts about this...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lets just have a friendly discussion here...&lt;br /&gt;If someone dun mind to share their experience of being a 3rd party..&lt;br /&gt;Hopefully no one would attack that person here...  &lt;!--emo&amp;:thumbs:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/thumbup.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='thumbup.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;</description>
            <author>slsl</author>
            <category>Girl&amp;#39;s Club</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 18:34:47 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>(WTS) Ready Stock PG Bags &amp;amp; Clothings</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/976522</link>
            <description>&lt;span style='color:purple'&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'&gt;Ready Stock Jim Fashion Bags &amp;amp; Pre-Order Clothes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pls refer to below web site for pricing and models.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='https://gotobuy.my/handbags365' target='_blank'&gt;Handbag&amp;#036; 365 Bags &amp; Clothings PAGE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OR &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='https://www.facebook.com/pages/HandBag-365/123358284449511?sk=app_190322544333196' target='_blank'&gt;FACEBOOK Handbag&amp;#036; 365 Bags &amp; Clothings&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:purple'&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'&gt;Bags mostly is ready stock&lt;br /&gt;Clothes is Pre-Order - Takes 2-4 weeks to reach&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Order Method:&lt;br /&gt;1. Quote model BGxxxx/Jxxx, color stated in web site, qty.&lt;br /&gt;2. I will confirm back to you on availability.&lt;br /&gt;3. Pls pass me your name, add, phone number to reserve.&lt;br /&gt;4. Pls bank in within 3 days after reserved as this is ready stock, there&amp;#39;s not much stock kept. 1st come 1st serve. &lt;br /&gt;5. After bank in do pass me the Bank transaction reference. Pls bank in exact &amp;#036; quoted.&lt;br /&gt;6. Tracking number from Skynet will be updated in thread once shipment is out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P/s: out of stock item can be ordered if you are willing to wait. Estimate 2-4 weeks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Postage:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1-10 units&lt;br /&gt; - RM7 for West Malaysia only - skynet, take 2 working days.&lt;br /&gt; - Sarawak &amp;amp; Sabah - eparcel - depends on weight&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10 units or above - RM10 for West Malaysia only. take 2 working days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bank Account&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('ead4662801c5fabccb91da14ec7365c8')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;ead4662801c5fabccb91da14ec7365c8&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;Stephanie Lim Su Lin&lt;br /&gt;Maybank 107358075511 &lt;br /&gt;Citibank upon requested&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;</description>
            <author>slsl</author>
            <category>Garage Sales Archive</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 19:45:18 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>I&amp;#39;ve been offered Permanent post should i take it?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/624954</link>
            <description>Hi There...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&amp;#39;ve been working in a company for 1 year now as a Contractor.&lt;br /&gt;But recently there&amp;#39;s an open position as Permanent staff in another team.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So i went for the interview. And they picked me.&lt;br /&gt;But now I&amp;#39;m in dilemma whether to take it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You see... I&amp;#39;m very happy in my team now.. we are like a family.. &lt;br /&gt;my supervisor is the best supervisor in the department.. and he is very protective with us...&lt;br /&gt;Anything that we have done wrong.. he will cover for us..&lt;br /&gt;It&amp;#39;s just that I&amp;#39;m a contractor..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the Permanent staff post int he new team.&lt;br /&gt;It&amp;#39;s good that its a permanent post.&lt;br /&gt;But the teammates are very serious. they just work. Dun socialize with each other.. not close as a team.&lt;br /&gt;And the workload is double than what i&amp;#39;m handling...&lt;br /&gt;And the supervisor will not guide me much.. she will let go everything and let me learn and be independent on my own...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So... Do u think i should that the Permanent post offer?</description>
            <author>slsl</author>
            <category>Jobs &amp;amp; Careers</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 22:30:36 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Income Tax</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/610522</link>
            <description>I&amp;#39;m wondering when do we have to start to pay for income tax?</description>
            <author>slsl</author>
            <category>Jobs &amp;amp; Careers</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2008 01:11:35 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Break ups</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/609821</link>
            <description>Hi.. My bf cheated on me and i gave him many chance but he keeps on promising to change but then keep seeing her again and again...&lt;br /&gt;I cant take it anymore so i broke up with him...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now i&amp;#39;m miserable without him as we have been together for 4 years...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How do you gals get over your ex?&lt;br /&gt;I need help...</description>
            <author>slsl</author>
            <category>Girl&amp;#39;s Club</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 00:13:00 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Fishes to rear in Big Bowl...For starters</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/513830</link>
            <description>hi there...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i wanna rear fishes... but i dun wanna use the pump n those things with the aquarium... could say that i&amp;#39;m lazy n it&amp;#39;s more pricy...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i wanna juz use the big bowl type n place some &amp;quot;waterplants&amp;quot; in it...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;can anyone tell me what kind of fish is more suitable to rear in such condition?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ppl told me without the oxigen pump n etc.. most suitable is to rear satay fish.. the one with the orange color fish...</description>
            <author>slsl</author>
            <category>Pets Wonderland</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 22:52:31 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Any further info on IELTS?</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/488023</link>
            <description>As per title, can anyone tells me more regarding IELTS?</description>
            <author>slsl</author>
            <category>Education Essentials</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 14 Jul 2007 13:54:35 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Japan Human Tetris</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/477669</link>
            <description>Check this out....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Really Funny.... &lt;!--emo&amp;:thumbs:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/thumbup.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='thumbup.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgqOKj1hdXM' target='_blank'&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgqOKj1hdXM&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>slsl</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 12:13:52 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>cant change user accounts</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/415270</link>
            <description>hi guys...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i&amp;#39;m having problem in switching user.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i&amp;#39;m the administrator.. n when i try to log in to another account... it states unable to load personal settings... what should i do??&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i&amp;#39;ve tried to create another administrator.. with n without password..&lt;br /&gt;also cant... even guest account also cant log in...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i can only log into the 1 and only main administrator account...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;can somebody help??</description>
            <author>slsl</author>
            <category>Linux &amp;amp; Open Source Software</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:56:37 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>SLSL forwarded email&amp;#39;s jokes</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/402526</link>
            <description>&lt;span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'&gt;Men Are Hard To Please&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     &amp;#30007;&amp;#20154;&amp;#24456;&amp;#38590;&amp;#21462;&amp;#24742;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The problems with GUYS:&lt;br /&gt;     &amp;#30007;&amp;#20154;&amp;#30340;&amp;#38382;&amp;#39064;&amp;#26159;&amp;#65306;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;&lt;br /&gt;     &amp;#22914;&amp;#26524;&amp;#22963;&amp;#23545;&amp;#20182;&amp;#22909;&amp;#65292;&amp;#20182;&amp;#35828;&amp;#22963;&amp;#29233;&amp;#19978;&amp;#20182;&amp;#20102;&amp;#65294;&lt;br /&gt;If u Don&amp;#39;t, he says u are PROUD.&lt;br /&gt;     &amp;#23545;&amp;#20182;&amp;#19981;&amp;#22909;&amp;#65292;&amp;#20182;&amp;#35828;&amp;#22963;&amp;#39556;&amp;#20658;&amp;#65294;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;&lt;br /&gt;     &amp;#22914;&amp;#26524;&amp;#22963;&amp;#31359;&amp;#24471;&amp;#24456;&amp;#28418;&amp;#20142;&amp;#65292;&amp;#20182;&amp;#35828;&amp;#20320;&amp;#20225;&amp;#22270;&amp;#35825;&amp;#24785;&amp;#20182;&amp;#65294;&lt;br /&gt;If u Don&amp;#39;t, he says u are from KAMPUNG.&lt;br /&gt;     &amp;#22914;&amp;#26524;&amp;#19981;&amp;#65292;&amp;#20182;&amp;#35828;&amp;#22963;&amp;#26159;&amp;#20065;&amp;#19979;&amp;#26469;&amp;#30340;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;&lt;br /&gt;     &amp;#22914;&amp;#26524;&amp;#22963;&amp;#36319;&amp;#20182;&amp;#29702;&amp;#35770;&amp;#65292;&amp;#20182;&amp;#35828;&amp;#22963;&amp;#22266;&amp;#25191;&lt;br /&gt;If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.&lt;br /&gt;     &amp;#22914;&amp;#26524;&amp;#22963;&amp;#27785;&amp;#40664;&amp;#65292;&amp;#20182;&amp;#35828;&amp;#22963;&amp;#27809;&amp;#22823;&amp;#33041;&amp;#65281;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If u are SMARTER than him, he&amp;#39;ll lose FACE;&lt;br /&gt;     &amp;#22914;&amp;#26524;&amp;#22963;&amp;#27604;&amp;#20182;&amp;#32874;&amp;#26126;&amp;#65292;&amp;#20182;&amp;#35828;&amp;#37027;&amp;#26159;&amp;#23567;&amp;#32874;&amp;#26126;&lt;br /&gt;If he&amp;#39;s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.&lt;br /&gt;    &amp;#22914;&amp;#26524;&amp;#20182;&amp;#27604;&amp;#20320;&amp;#32874;&amp;#26126;&amp;#65292;&amp;#20182;&amp;#23601;&amp;#26159;&amp;#26377;&amp;#26234;&amp;#24935;&amp;#65281;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If u don&amp;#39;t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;&lt;br /&gt;     &amp;#22914;&amp;#26524;&amp;#22963;&amp;#19981;&amp;#29233;&amp;#20182;&amp;#65292;&amp;#20182;&amp;#24819;&amp;#25317;&amp;#26377;&amp;#22963;&lt;br /&gt;If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)&lt;br /&gt;     &amp;#22914;&amp;#26524;&amp;#22963;&amp;#29233;&amp;#20182;&amp;#65292;&amp;#20182;&amp;#35797;&amp;#30528;&amp;#31163;&amp;#24320;&amp;#22963;&amp;#65294;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If u don&amp;#39;t make love with him., he says u don&amp;#39;t Love him;&lt;br /&gt;     &amp;#22914;&amp;#26524;&amp;#22963;&amp;#19981;&amp;#36319;&amp;#20182;&amp;#20570;&amp;#29233;&amp;#65292;&amp;#20182;&amp;#35828;&amp;#22963;&amp;#19981;&amp;#29233;&amp;#20182;&lt;br /&gt;If u do&amp;#33;&amp;#33; he says u are CHEAP.&lt;br /&gt;     &amp;#22914;&amp;#26524;&amp;#36319;&amp;#20182;&amp;#20570;&amp;#65292;&amp;#20182;&amp;#35828;&amp;#20320;&amp;#26159;&amp;#36145;&amp;#36135;&amp;#65281;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;&lt;br /&gt;     &amp;#22914;&amp;#26524;&amp;#22963;&amp;#21578;&amp;#35785;&amp;#20182;&amp;#22963;&amp;#30340;&amp;#38382;&amp;#39064;&amp;#65292;&amp;#20182;&amp;#35828;&amp;#22963;&amp;#40635;&amp;#28902;&lt;br /&gt;If u don&amp;#39;t, he says that u don&amp;#39;t TRUST him.&lt;br /&gt;     &amp;#22914;&amp;#26524;&amp;#19981;&amp;#65292;&amp;#20182;&amp;#35828;&amp;#22963;&amp;#19981;&amp;#20449;&amp;#20219;&amp;#20182;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;&lt;br /&gt;     &amp;#22914;&amp;#26524;&amp;#22963;&amp;#39554;&amp;#20182;&amp;#65292;&amp;#22963;&amp;#22909;&amp;#35937;&amp;#20182;&amp;#22902;&amp;#22920;&lt;br /&gt;If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.&lt;br /&gt;     &amp;#22914;&amp;#26524;&amp;#20182;&amp;#39554;&amp;#22963;&amp;#65292;&amp;#26159;&amp;#34920;&amp;#31034;&amp;#20182;&quot;&amp;#20851;&amp;#24515;&quot;&amp;#22963;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;&lt;br /&gt;     &amp;#22914;&amp;#26524;&amp;#22963;&amp;#27809;&amp;#26377;&amp;#23432;&amp;#25215;&amp;#35834;&amp;#65292;&amp;#22963;&amp;#23601;&amp;#26159;&amp;#19981;&amp;#21487;&amp;#20449;&amp;#30340;&amp;#20154;&lt;br /&gt;If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.&lt;br /&gt;     &amp;#22914;&amp;#26524;&amp;#20182;&amp;#19981;&amp;#23432;&amp;#25215;&amp;#35834;&amp;#65292;&amp;#20182;&amp;#26159;&amp;#36843;&amp;#19981;&amp;#24471;&amp;#24050;&amp;#30340;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;&lt;br /&gt;     &amp;#22914;&amp;#26524;&amp;#22963;&amp;#21560;&amp;#28895;&amp;#65292;&amp;#22963;&amp;#26159;&amp;#22351;&amp;#22899;&amp;#23401;&lt;br /&gt;If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.&lt;br /&gt;     &amp;#22914;&amp;#26524;&amp;#20182;&amp;#21560;&amp;#28895;&amp;#65292;&amp;#20182;&amp;#26159;&amp;#32453;&amp;#22763;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If u do WELL in your exams, he says it&amp;#39;s LUCK;&lt;br /&gt;     &amp;#22914;&amp;#26524;&amp;#22963;&amp;#32771;&amp;#35797;&amp;#25104;&amp;#32489;&amp;#22909;&amp;#65292;&amp;#20182;&amp;#35828;&amp;#26159;&amp;#36816;&amp;#27668;&lt;br /&gt;If he does WELL, it&amp;#39;s BRAINS.&lt;br /&gt;     &amp;#22914;&amp;#26524;&amp;#20182;&amp;#32771;&amp;#24471;&amp;#22909;&amp;#65292;&amp;#20182;&amp;#35828;&amp;#26159;&amp;#23454;&amp;#21147;&amp;#65281;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;&lt;br /&gt;     &amp;#22914;&amp;#26524;&amp;#22963;&amp;#20260;&amp;#23475;&amp;#20102;&amp;#20182;&amp;#65292;&amp;#34920;&amp;#31034;&amp;#22963;&amp;#24456;&amp;#27531;&amp;#24525;&lt;br /&gt;If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;     &amp;#22914;&amp;#26524;&amp;#20182;&amp;#20260;&amp;#23475;&amp;#20102;&amp;#22963;&amp;#65292;&amp;#34920;&amp;#31034;&amp;#22963;&amp;#22826;&amp;#25935;&amp;#24863;&amp;#32780;&amp;#19988;&amp;#22826;&amp;#38590;&amp;#21462;&amp;#24742;&amp;#65281;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SO HARD TO PLEASE&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If u share this to guys, they will swear that it&amp;#39;s not true.......&lt;br /&gt; &amp;#22914;&amp;#26524;&amp;#20320;&amp;#23492;&amp;#36825;&amp;#23553;&amp;#20449;&amp;#32473;&amp;#30007;&amp;#29983;&amp;#65292;&amp;#20182;&amp;#20204;&amp;#20250;&amp;#21457;&amp;#35475;&amp;#20197;&amp;#19978;&amp;#26159;&amp;#19981;&amp;#27491;&amp;#30830;&amp;#30340;&amp;#65294;&amp;#65294;&lt;br /&gt;but if u don&amp;#39;t they say u are selfish.....&lt;br /&gt; 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            <author>slsl</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:53:30 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>REMEMBER to take note if u r sending out ur resume</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/399886</link>
            <description>&lt;br /&gt;It is stated that this letter MEMANG received by Malaysian Airlines......... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mohd Kamal Bin Abdul Ghafar&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5 Jalan 3/4&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Taman Bukit Indah&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;68000 Ampang Selangor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Rumah pakcik saya)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tuan Pengurus Besar Kanan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Malaysia Airlines System &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;21 Sep 2005&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tuan,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Memohon Pekerjaan di Malaysia Airlines System. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sehubungan dengan perkara diatas, saya Mohd Kamal Bin Abdul Ghafar no&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;k/p 831021-10-5889 mahu memohon untuk bekerja disyarikat tuan dalam &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;bidang teknikal. Ini kerana saya sangat berminat &amp;amp; bersungguh2 sampai&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;tak boleh tido malam mengingatkan pekerjaan dalam dalam bidang ini. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Walaupun begitu saye mengaku sebab saye mintak kerja disini kerana &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Saya juga adalah seorang petani anggur. Disebabkan begitu pihak tuan &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kenalah ambil saya bekerja disini.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Pihak tuan perlu tahu   juga bahawasanya bapa saya iaitu ABD GHAFAR&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;adalah seorang ahli KWSP. Jika pihak tuan tidak mengambil saya bekerja &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;saya serta merta akan menyuruh  bapa saya membekukan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pengeluaran KWSP pihak tuan masa tua nanti. Jika pihak tuan tak nak&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;susah baiklah ambil saya bekerja disini.  Itu saja keotaian saya. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Untuk pengetahuan pihak tuan, disini saya akan tampilkan kelayakan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;akademik dan pengalaman kerja saya sebelum ini kepada tuan. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Akademik Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia Vokasional 1999-2000 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Matapelajaran : (gred)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Bahasa Malaysia 6D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Bahasa Inggeris 6D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Sains 7E&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Matematik 6D &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Pendidikan Islam 5C &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Sejarah 7E&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Lukisan geometri 7E&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Teknologi air-condition 6D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Kerja bengkel 3B&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               Sijil Kemahiran Malaysia 2001-2002 (MLVK)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               Sijil Kejuruteraan Automotive (Tahap 1&amp;amp;2) dari Institut &lt;br /&gt;latihan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               Perindustrian Kementerian Sumber Manusia Malaysia ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Pengalaman kerja &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;#33;P Pembantu mekanik kereta di Yusuf Workshop, Ipoh , Perak&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;#33;P Pembantu mekanik kereta di Dunlop Servitekar di Leboh Ampang, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Kuala Lumpur (kedai gemok)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   p/s (alignment kat situ tipu)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &amp;#33;P Staff pejabat di Gesundheit Worldwide di Semabok, Melaka. (pusat &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  serenti)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Hanya ini sahaja dapat saya tampilkan kepada pihak tuan. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Diharap dengan  kelayakan yang saya ada, permohonan saya untuk bekerja &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;disyarikat tuan dapat dipertimbangkan oleh tuan. Dan saya berasa&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gembira&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;amp;  seronok &amp;amp; akan belanja satu MAS makan sekiranya diterima bekerja di &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;syarikat tuan dan saya berjanji akan bekerja dengan bersungguh-sungguh &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;disamping bangun awal dan datang kerja awal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Saya tak tipu nie. Walaupun saya pernah ponteng skolah dan ditangkap &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;beberapa kali saya akan insaf juga jika saya dapat kerja ini. Saya &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;tidak akan hisap ganja lagi jikalau saya dapat kerja disini. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sekiranya saya  didapati bersalah dalam apa2 juga kesalahan pihak tuan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;tidak boleh ambil tindakan yg kuat disamping menjentik jari saya &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;sahaja.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Untuk makluman tuan saya sangat kurus jikalau dirotan  sekali tulang2 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;saya akan bersepai dan pihak tuan akan mendapat susah yang amat&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;sangat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Saya juga berjanji tidak akan mencuri skru2 nat2 yg lawa2.jika saya&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;nak&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;mencuri saya akan ambil sahaja dan masuk dalam  poket seluar itu tidak &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;dikira mencuri. Saya pun dah penat  menulis segala nya bermula &amp;amp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;berakhir dgn baik. Jika pihak tuan tidak mengambil saya bekerja hidup &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pihak tuan akan berakhir dengan bacaan yasin. Dah kunjungan org ramai. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sekian terima kasih.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yang benar, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Mohd Kamal Bin Abdul Ghafar)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;25 Jalan 3/4&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Taman Bukit Indah &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;68000 Ampang&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Selangor</description>
            <author>slsl</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2007 13:14:22 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>funny and true</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/399878</link>
            <description>99% TRUE&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before marriage. &lt;br /&gt;Darling here.. darling there... &lt;br /&gt;After marriage. &lt;br /&gt;Baling here... baling there.. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before marriage. . &lt;br /&gt;I die for you. . . &lt;br /&gt;After marriage. &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;You die, up to you. &amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;Lagi lama married. . &lt;br /&gt;You die I help you&amp;#33; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before marriage. . &lt;br /&gt;You go anywhere. . I follow you. &lt;br /&gt;After marriage. . . &lt;br /&gt;You go anywhere. . up to you. &lt;br /&gt;Lagi lama married. . . &lt;br /&gt;You go anywhere better get lost&amp;#33;&amp;#33; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before wedding &lt;br /&gt;you are my heart, you are my love&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;After wedding &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;you get on my nerves. &amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before wedding &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;After wedding &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;you are worse than godzila&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before wedding &lt;br /&gt;Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I&amp;#39;m stuck &lt;br /&gt;with &lt;br /&gt;you After wedding &lt;br /&gt;Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before wedding &lt;br /&gt;Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La &lt;br /&gt;After wedding &lt;br /&gt;You want to go, he says you wait-la &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before wedding &lt;br /&gt;She looks like Anita Sarawak &lt;br /&gt;After wedding &lt;br /&gt;Don&amp;#39;t know whether katak or biawak &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before wedding &lt;br /&gt;Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser&amp;#39;s Hill &lt;br /&gt;After wedding &lt;br /&gt;Furthest you go is Maxwell Hill Bkt Bendera&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before wedding &lt;br /&gt;He opens the car door &lt;br /&gt;After wedding &lt;br /&gt;He opens his mouth and snores &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before wedding &lt;br /&gt;She / he was your ideal &lt;br /&gt;After wedding &lt;br /&gt;She / he becomes your ordeal &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hehe...future hubbies...be careful...and future wives...be &lt;br /&gt;aware.......................&amp;#33; &amp;#33;</description>
            <author>slsl</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2007 13:01:06 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Prayer For The Stress(or not&amp;#33;)</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/399394</link>
            <description>&lt;span style='color:red'&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'&gt;A Prayer for the Stressed&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;Dear God:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     &lt;br /&gt;Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change,&lt;br /&gt;the courage to change things i cannot accept,&lt;br /&gt;and the wisdom to hide those bodies of those people&lt;br /&gt;i had to kill today because they pissed me off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And also, help me to be careful of those toes i step on today&lt;br /&gt;as they may be connected to the ass that&lt;br /&gt;i may have to kiss tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Help me to always give 100% at work ......&lt;br /&gt;14% on Monday&lt;br /&gt;22% on Tuesday&lt;br /&gt;30% on Wednesday&lt;br /&gt;24% on Thursday&lt;br /&gt;10% on Friday&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And help me to remember ......&lt;br /&gt;when i&amp;#39;m having a really bad day,&lt;br /&gt;and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,&lt;br /&gt;that it takes 34 muscles to frown but&lt;br /&gt;only 4 to extend my middle finger and say&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:red'&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'&gt;&amp;#39; BITE ME &amp;#33; &amp;#39;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</description>
            <author>slsl</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2007 17:46:15 +0800</pubDate>
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