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[WTS] Samsung Galaxy Tab 7.7

billeu — Sun, 06 Oct 2013 13:54:55 +0800

Item(s):Samsung Galaxy Tab 7.7

Package includes:Charger, Ori casing (worth RM200+)

Price:RM 750 (nego)

Warranty:NON

Dealing method:COD

Location of seller:KL, PJ, PUCHONG

Contact method/details:PM

Age of item:1 year +

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Item(s) conditions:Like New (seldom use, 2-3 times a week)

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Reason for sale:Changing to IPAD

Gadang......

billeu — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 15:46:42 +0800

gadang is moving

HUAYANG

billeu — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 18:37:54 +0800

lets push Huayang to the PEAK!

Foreign Exchange investment

billeu — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 19:10:58 +0800

It seems that pound sterling have dropped from 5.60+ till 5.05+. Is now the right time to invest in pound?

Working Life In UOB

billeu — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 14:42:05 +0800

Hi all,

Anyone working in UOB? Mind to share the working life there?

Yen VS Ringgit

billeu — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 19:38:29 +0800

Yen has appreciated by 33% in 1 month time.... do you think this is the time to buy put option( right to sell at current price in the future) ?

lets discuss and profit from it

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source : yahoo finance

(WTA) PART TIME JOB

billeu — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:01:44 +0800

looking for a part time job during pc fair..offer me

this is funny

billeu — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:01:59 +0800

One day a little boy walked in on his mother in the shower. The boy pointed to his mother's ***** and said "What's that mommy?".
The mother not wanting to explain the facts of life to the boy said, "that's my sponge" and the boy satisfied with the answer, went out.

A few days later the boy again walked in on his mother in the shower. The night before the mother had shaved completely.

The boy noticing the difference asked the mother, "where is your sponge?".

The mother said she lost it and the boy satisfied went outside again.

All of a sudden the boy ran back in. "Mommy, mommy I found your sponge! I was looking in Mrs.Jones back window and I saw Mrs Jones washing daddy's face with it!"

LOL

billeu — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 10:56:15 +0800

this is long, but once you read it it's interesting.

Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "Cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an online chat doesn't seem to quite get the point of Cybersex. Then again, maybe he does....

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and
high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?

Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner. It's smells funny.

Sweetheart: I want you! Would you like to screw me?

Wellhung: OK

Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.

Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.

Wellhung Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.
My hands are trembling.

Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.

Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.

Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.
The cool silk slides off my warm skin.
I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.

Wellhung: My hands suddenly jerks spastically and accidentallyrips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.

Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.

Wellhung:I'll pay for it.

Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra.
My soft breasts are rising and falling,
as I breath harder and harder.

Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.
I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?

Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly...
I'm reaching back undoing the clasp.
The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts.
My nipples are erect for you.

Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and
inspecting the clasp.

Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby.
I just want to feel your tongue all over me.

Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know,
breasts. They're neat!

Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair.
Now I'm nibbling your ear.

Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered
with spit and phlegm.

Sweetheart: What?

Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.

Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with
the remains of my blouse.

Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you.
I drop it with a plop.

Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing you hard tool. Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman.
Your hands are cold! Yeeee!

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take of my panties!

Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going
all over, in and out nibbling on you... ummm... wait a minute.

Sweetheart: What's the matter?

Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat.
I'm choking!

Sweetheart: Are you OK?

Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit! I'm turning all red.

Sweetheart: Can I help?

Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly.
I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup.
Where do you keep your cups?

Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.

Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.

Sweetheart: Come back to me lover.

Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.

Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.

Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the
cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom.
Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?

Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.

Wellhung: I found it.

Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning.
I want you so badly

Wellhung: Me too.

Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately our
naked bodies pressing each other.

Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face.
It hurts.

Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?

Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them.
I place the glasses on the night table.

Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!

Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly
across the room and toward the bathroom.

Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover!

Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around
for the toilet. I lift the lid.

Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.

Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush
handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!

Sweetheart: What's the matter now?

Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your
laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now,
blindly feeling my way.

Sweetheart: Mmmm, yes. Come on.

Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know...thing...
in your... you know...woman's thing.

Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!

Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I
kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.

Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't
stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!

Wellhung: I'm flaccid.

Sweetheart: What?

Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.

Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around,
an incredulous look on my face.

Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener
is all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.

Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting
on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.

Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night
table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking
over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.

Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse.
Now I'm putting on my shoes.

Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God!
One of our candles fell on the curtain.
The curtain is on fire!
I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.

Sweetheart: Go to hell! I'm logging off, you loser!

Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh nooooo!

Sweetheart: Bye!!!

Read if u free

billeu — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 10:54:34 +0800

There was a couple going at it for the first time, and they were going at it for a while when the guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider. She does and they continue.
A few minutes go by and he asks her again, "open your legs a little wider".

She does, then he asks again, "a little wider hun".

The woman starts getting pissed off but she does it. Till finally he asks again, "Can you open them just a little wider?"

So she finally yells "what are you trying to do get your balls in too?"

He says "no, I'm trying to get them out."

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he asks. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You *******!!!" says the husband. "My wife's having a heart attack, and all you can do is run around the house naked scaring the kids?"

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.
He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating."

"What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too". She clinked glasses with him and asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

"What a coincidence, the woman said. "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.

"I switched cocks," he replied.

"What a coincidence," she said.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

A guy found a magic lamp and naturally, rubbed it. The genie popped out and said, "I'll grant you any wish you want."
The guy thought and thought and finally gave his answer, "I want to be hard all the time and get all the ass I want."

"As you wish," the genie replied.

So, the genie turned him into a toilet seat...

OVERCLOCK

billeu — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:44:17 +0800

any1 can teach me how to overclock my Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 Processor 524
. 3.06 GHz, 1MB Advanced Transfer Cache

how to off the firewall for Aztech DSL600EW

billeu — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 14:28:53 +0800

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any1 can help me? how to off the firewall for Aztech DSL600EW

HP computer A1362d

billeu — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:30:04 +0800

aiz...yesterday went home my brother use a windows xp professional to boot my com then run the recovery from my harddisk..coz the harddisk hv 2 partition..1 is C: drive another 1 is recovery drive...my window is genuine windows xp home..after he booted..i can even go into the recovery system..normally i can juz press f10 when loading into window n it will automatically transfer me to the recovery.. now if i click f10 it seems it show a small line of funny writing (almost like this E8$#!>%!) only a small line...i dunno why he use a fake windows xp PROFESSIONAL to boot my genuine windows xp HOME.. ...so now wat i wanna know is..how i gonna delete the professional so tat i can boot my pc using the recovery system save in my HDD...PLS advice

DL FAKE VIRUS!

billeu — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:50:25 +0800

any website can dl fake and funny virus(fake 1)

DOWNSTREAM

billeu — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:28:02 +0800

ANY IDEA HOW TO INCREASE THE DOWNSTREAM... WHEN DL SOMETIMES I SUFFER SLOW DL RATE...PLS ADVICE..REGARDS

funny, sad, love advertisement

billeu — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 08:41:26 +0800

FUNNY SAD LOVE

READ IT N FEEL IT...

billeu — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 16:24:15 +0800

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? (anyone )

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller:No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan( someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's
this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan(no one) ?lt was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being
sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then
the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't
have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Lee. (sorry )

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

FORMAT MY COM

billeu — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:05:43 +0800

my problem is.... now i hv 2 partition C: and D: can i format my com n make a new partition by juz using the C: without affecting the D:....kindly advice me