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POSLaju Problem

JohnnyTan96 — Wed, 27 Jan 2016 09:27:05 +0800

Hello guys I ordered my parcel on 22nd of January and its already 27th today and still haven't arrive.

When I track and trace using the ID it says "Unsuccessful Delivery. Please contact 1300 300 300."

What should I do? Should I go to the office straight away?

Thanks!

[LIVE] NASA might found a new planet

JohnnyTan96 — Fri, 24 Jul 2015 00:04:25 +0800

Listen to the audio now for the official announcement

Here(ended)

Planet name: Kepler-452b

Fact: Kepler-452b is 60% larger than Earth and its sun is 10% larger than our sun.
Fact #2: The planet takes 385 days to orbit its sun.
Fact #3:Probably mass five times that of Earth, and surface gravity of twice Earth's gravity.
Fact #4: Kepler-452b is 6 Billion years old. Earth is 4.54 Billion years old.

Comparison below between our Mother Earth (left) and Kepler-452b (right)

Your Resolution 2015!

JohnnyTan96 — Mon, 29 Dec 2014 14:39:01 +0800

What's your new year resolution for 2015??

Ayam loser, no life.

JohnnyTan96 — Fri, 05 Sep 2014 21:35:00 +0800

Ayam shy, so therefore kena friendzoned. Ayam stupid, therefore failed college. Ayam got face problem, therefore still virgin. Ayam afraid of height, therefore cannot 14th floor.

Haizz....Ayam x life....

Ayam loser

JohnnyTan96 — Fri, 05 Sep 2014 17:57:24 +0800

Ayam loser. In college also feel stressed. What if in working life? Sure 14th floor ady...

Haiz....

Ayam sadding

JohnnyTan96 — Thu, 04 Sep 2014 18:06:00 +0800

Ayam's crush called me a nice guy. Automatically, I pretended that I don't like her anymore. Guess it's true..

Nice guys finish last...

While another friend of mine is like dominating her. I can't win. I am shy, awkward, introverted, nice, etc etc.

Intelligent girls are hard

JohnnyTan96 — Sun, 31 Aug 2014 15:18:22 +0800

How to seduce an intelligent girl? She's smart and beautiful. You gotta challenge her mind and opinions to be considered "sexy"...

I gotta read more often...

Sunglasses with lenses?

JohnnyTan96 — Sat, 30 Aug 2014 18:04:09 +0800

I am myopic myself and really like to buy 1 or 2 sunglasses. But do they sell sunglasses with prescription lenses? If got which place?

I don't want those where your lenses changes colour after exposed to UV lights. Thanks!! (I don't know what it's called.)

Lung Capacity of Smokers vs X Smokers

JohnnyTan96 — Sat, 30 Aug 2014 15:59:24 +0800

[YOUTUBE]NmS2SRTIgII[/YOUTUBE]

Is this rude? Sorry if I offended your tiny little black lungs.

Will we become like our parents?

JohnnyTan96 — Sat, 30 Aug 2014 09:22:53 +0800

Hello, will we become like our parents when we reach their age? Because I heard that our parents are exactly like us -- the way we act and think when they are at our age, so when we are at their age in the future, we will be exactly like them?

My face will become like my dad and my personality will become like my parents?

Anyone concur/?

Updated: And to the 40s, 50s, unkers and aunties forumers, do you see yourself similar to your parents??

Today I malu lah!1

JohnnyTan96 — Fri, 29 Aug 2014 18:15:25 +0800

I got one very malu thing happened to me today.

I was bending down to take my water bottle when it dropped in lecture and my pants suddenly fell off. I was wearing shorts and sat in the 3rd row middle.

So when the lecturer gave us a break I took my water bottle to drink. Then my bottle dropped down so I reached for it but suddenly my shorts dropped worhh!!!!

All the students at the back are laughing so hard and the class clown was commenting some sh!t and they laugh even harder.

AIYOOOOO I kenot live ady. Need to go 14th floor.

Today I got friendzoned

JohnnyTan96 — Fri, 22 Aug 2014 20:13:00 +0800

So I told my friend I would like to take this relationship to the next level but she just kept silent. I held her hands but she pull it back....

Embarrassed, I ran to my car and ignited the engine and drive to the nearest cliff to contemplate about our relationship. I cried and around 7 PM I drove to the nearest pub and took some shots.

I didn't get drunk somehow, so here I am...

The feeling of being friendzoned is real.

Updated: Seems like opening this threat won't help. So I should close it.

My friend is datuk's son

JohnnyTan96 — Mon, 18 Aug 2014 21:18:42 +0800

I got 1 friend (new friend) who's dato's son. Can rub shoulder with him ahh?

UPdated: Al'right since this is getting famous, I will klos this threat.

Song that describe you currently

JohnnyTan96 — Mon, 18 Aug 2014 20:49:54 +0800

Mine:

[YOUTUBE]YqVOEY__8R8[/YOUTUBE]

U?

Section 17 Hawker Street

JohnnyTan96 — Sat, 16 Aug 2014 15:25:56 +0800

Hai guys, do you know where is Section 17 Hawker Street "Wai Sek Kai"?? I'm planning to take my gf there. She loves food. So..anyone?

GuYS IS this the place????

https://www.google.com.my/maps/place/Jalan+...0edbe82db220dd4

How to make your own Ferrero Rocher

JohnnyTan96 — Thu, 24 Jul 2014 11:07:06 +0800

[YOUTUBE]Ky_KSi5vgp0[/YOUTUBE]

OMG I found a new talent

JohnnyTan96 — Wed, 23 Jul 2014 22:31:13 +0800

I accidentally clicked their channel when browsing youtube and then I saw this!

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[YOUTUBE]3mRDAl9kYaw[/YOUTUBE]

[YOUTUBE]JuegR7rH9J0[/YOUTUBE]

Nice song! WOW. But they are not famous though. They also make many other songs.

Funny names on some MyKads

JohnnyTan96 — Wed, 23 Jul 2014 18:07:24 +0800

Read this comic.

JohnnyTan96 — Tue, 22 Jul 2014 22:51:31 +0800

Read a short comic called bong chong dong. Scroll down once you click the link below to start reading it. However, read the warning sign. Please

http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?...Id=350217&no=31

I hope you have fun

Is your facebook profile well decorated?

JohnnyTan96 — Thu, 17 Jul 2014 21:37:31 +0800

Mine personally not active.