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android tablet

this issit! — Sun, 29 Nov 2015 10:30:15 +0800

come experts, suggest a good tablet based on the following;

1) android
2) no need mobile network
3) good processor , i.e can play newer games
4) gorilla glass ( or equivalent )
5) harga berpatutan

main usage:
1) play game
2) watch utube

dafuq ! we have a bot here?

this issit! — Sat, 28 Nov 2015 04:48:39 +0800

mcm bot jer

Klopp's scouse lesson

this issit! — Wed, 25 Nov 2015 21:00:52 +0800

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Manyoo fan for over 30 years!

this issit! — Wed, 25 Nov 2015 01:23:36 +0800

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As part of their preamble for Saturday’s game between Watford and Manchester United, Soccer AM sent reporter Laura Woods down to Vicarage Road to mingle among the supporters.

To pass the time, Woods challenged fans on their knowledge of United players of yesteryear.

Step forward Mr “Manchester United Fan For 30 Years”, who singularly failed to put a name to the face of George Best – perhaps the most iconic United player of all time and a man with a giant bloody statue plonked right outside Old Trafford.

Prepare to cringe and cringe hard…

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SOS : http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/man_utd/228...best-video.html

Product Review With Issit

this issit! — Mon, 23 Nov 2015 02:20:22 +0800

hi all,

this is my first review....be gentle okay?

i wanted something to masak ayam quickly, with lease effort and i decided to get an air fryer. seeing the price of Philips air fryer, i decided to go for a cheap ass air fryer.

i found a khind air fryer on gemfive code, and àfter discount ( tks k for the codes), i got it for rm250 ish.

here is the pic, i will add more pics later.

Product Review With Issit

this issit! — Mon, 23 Nov 2015 02:19:51 +0800

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so i campak raw chopped chicken that i saluti with my special sauce. ( not that sauce perv...)

stupid imgur, slow

15 mins later

Summary
1) easy to operate, temperature and time only
2) easy to clean
3) size not bad

Note: i have yet to try to cook other meat ( not that meat pervs). so i wouldn't know how it will hold up.

Pinotnoir fan club

this issit! — Sun, 22 Nov 2015 18:46:29 +0800

Hi all. I am issit, and hereby officiate the penultimate Pinotnoir Fan Club Cawangan Malaysia (PFCCM). I, of course, will be the Permanent President for Life in the club, and am currently recruiting committee members.

Come all, join us in celebrating a sophisticated , wine drinking female (verified female, unlike you tarps). So, leta share your favourite moments with pinot and give constructive ideas on how to further improve this glorious club.

1) this issit! - President for Life
2) nearlee - resigned
3) zhou.xingxing - sacked

Drills so far:

removed

cari tadika

this issit! — Sun, 22 Nov 2015 18:11:29 +0800

AMA: drunk issit

this issit! — Sun, 22 Nov 2015 00:24:34 +0800

go ahead.

will close by page 5 or if tidak dilayan

5 year old girl on drums

this issit! — Sat, 21 Nov 2015 21:17:04 +0800

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ihsan reddit

Call Me Random Fan Club Cawangan Malaysia(CMRFCCM)

this issit! — Thu, 19 Nov 2015 19:05:34 +0800

hi all u call me random fans...

come in and share your favourite post by our favourite forumer.

List of Fans ( Pick only the famous ones ) :

1) This issit! ( President for Life of Call Me Random Fan Club Cawangan Malaysia )
2) Nearlee ( Tea Lady cum Penyusun Biskut atas plate )
3) Anonymous34 ( Bendahari Club )
4) Yandebunena ( Minister of Truth )
5) duck v3 ( Penolong Tea Lady )
6) Ramai lagi

OFFICIAL UPDATE FROM OUR BELOVED RANDOM

QUOTE(call me random @ Nov 19 2015, 11:06 PM)

Hi issit n everyone dupe or not,

I thank you all for the overwhelming support. This is very important to drive my growth in this sector.

However the best has yet to come.. I'm eager to update all the tiniest details but all is still p&c but just want to let u know issit and i has sit down with few of our potential investors and we are now working towards a promising future for our exclusive club.

So yeah thank u again for the continuous support n trust we are not going to let u down.. thank u this issit also for taking time from his busy schedule trolling every vegans n gays n tarpaulines to have this tered for me.

Xoxo,
Random
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Stupid Cat

this issit! — Thu, 19 Nov 2015 02:33:02 +0800

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[@rewer]kucing bodoh, nak bunuh burung orang.

American Eagle vs Australian Eagle

this issit! — Wed, 18 Nov 2015 03:34:28 +0800

JeffWickersheim 1,664 points : 26 replies : 4 hours ago reply
What I've gathered from this is that Australia has Oil AND is hiding WMDs...

whyteraven74 1,708 points : 52 replies : 4 hours ago reply
But the American eagle brings you freedom what does the Australian eagle bring you? Vegemite?

WeCanAllPhoneHomeTogether 442 points : 13 replies : 4 hours ago reply
But your national bird is the emu ...I'll take our bald eagle over a flightless bird.

theignatz 25 points : 4 hours ago reply
Today in Shocking News: Australia is full of dangerous animals.

Icantbelievethiswasnttaken via iPhone53 points : 4 hours ago reply
That's because all the violent criminal eagles were sent to Australia while the bald ones fled to America to escape hair loss discrimination

Novirtue 44 points : 5 replies : 4 hours ago reply
Jesus, even the fucking birds are trying to kill you in Australia, who actually lives there?

SonnyWho1972 16 points : 1 reply : 3 hours ago reply
The Bald Eagle is sexy as fuck whereas your bird looks like a $2 street walking crack whore.

ImOnAnIsland 41 points : 3 replies : 4 hours ago reply
But your eagle flies upside down....so HA!

sos : http://imgur.com/gallery/mwp2k2L

Malaysia vs UAE

this issit! — Tue, 17 Nov 2015 20:44:35 +0800

game starts now.

stadium kosong...fans kena ban

Dominos promotion

this issit! — Tue, 17 Nov 2015 16:13:36 +0800

hi fatties,

got any latest promotion for delivery ? last time got buy 1 free 1 ..

ada lain ah?

pizza hut pun boleh.

Issit scammer

this issit! — Fri, 13 Nov 2015 21:42:25 +0800

just now

i go buy subway, coz i like healthy food.

i use coupon, buy 1 free 1 so i ordered roasted chicken 2 ..

lady working there very sweet.

so i suck in tummy, broaden shoulders and chest put out. act macho.

i finish order...i think she curi2 see me twice. i still act macho

after add sayur and sos ... i gave her coupon. machoness still intact

she smiled ...

looked at the coupon.

she said " bang, ini coupon 2014 ...tak leh pakai "

i termalu ...cannot control macho already....

paid full amount and left. heard her laughing ...

sigh...

tldr summary : issit used wrong year punya coupon.

black magic via tcpip

this issit! — Thu, 12 Nov 2015 13:28:53 +0800

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IPOH: It was a relationship so whirlwind that he was asked to engage in a sex video chat within an hour after meeting on Facebook.

The 28-year-old health product salesman, who only wished to be known as Ng, said he met someone named “Mayumi Chua” on the social media site on Monday.

“She just popped up on my Facebook chat and wanted to be friends. She claimed to be an Indonesian working in Europe.

“I’m a salesman, I am used to adding new ‘friends’ so I could sell my products to them,” he told a press conference organised by Perak MCA Public Service and Complaints Bureau chief Jimmy Loh yesterday.

Ng said he chatted with Mayumi Chua for about 40 minutes, adding the woman asked for his Skype account so that they could do a video chat.

About 20 seconds into the video chat, the woman began to strip and play with herself.

“I lost consciousness soon after and woke up the next day to find that she had sent me a video of me naked and performing some lewd acts that I have no recollection of,” he claimed.

“She wanted RM4,000 from me and only gave me 30 minutes to make the transaction but I don’t have that kind of money,” he added.

Ng said he saw the video being posted on his Facebook page later that afternoon.

“She uploaded four video clips and also shared them on my friends’ Facebook page,” he said.

“Honestly, I’m not entirely sure if the girl in the photo is even the one I saw in the video chat. Her face was blurred and she was only showing her body,” he added.

Ng said he has heard of incidents similar to his situation but never thought he would fell victim.

“I rarely read the news but I have heard about these incidents.

“My girlfriend and family already know about this. I’ve deactivated my Facebook account,” he said.

Ng said he had lodged reports with the police and the Malaysian Communication and Multimedia Commission.

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New Ronaldo Movie!

this issit! — Thu, 12 Nov 2015 03:28:52 +0800

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Something to forever be thankful for, The Wall Street Journal have watched the new Cristiano Ronaldo movie so we haven’t got to.

Paying close attention to the facts and figures, the WSJ have broken down the screen time allocated to various aspects of Ronaldo’s life and career.

Despite only being 89 minutes long in total, a relatively massive 10 minutes is devoted to Ronaldo either wearing an expensive tuxedo or going completely shirtless.

Ronaldo strips off to brush his teeth, to celebrate a goal in the Champions League final, to work out in the pool and, on one occasion, to check out his abs on a private jet.

By comparison, there are but 19 seconds of footage of him cutting his teeth at Manchester United. Indeed, more time is devoted to Ronaldo singing along to a Rihanna song.

The scores on the doors read as follows…

All in all, the whole thing sounds exactly like the kind of dross we expected it to be. The documentary could have provided us with a candid portrait of a footballing superstar’s fragile psyche, but instead we’re being flogged a slick hour and a half of pointless chintz.

Avoid. Avoid like the plague.

sos : http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/man_utd/227...20-seconds.html

Rubin Kazan manager said something....

this issit! — Fri, 06 Nov 2015 13:50:02 +0800

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Rubin manager Valeriy Chaly was happy with his team's showing as European football returned to the Kazan Arena.

"In the second half we looked more composed but we have a problem with the composition so the young players had a chance," he said.

"For them, it's an experience. Liverpool are a good team and showed that against Chelsea -- so, we are still better than Chelsea!"

sos www.espnfcasia.com/liverpool/story/2700704/jordon-ibe-still-has-lot-to-learn-at-liverpool--jurgen-klopp

Why must compare against chelski!!!!!!!! eeeeee3eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i angry !

Mega Champions League Thread

this issit! — Wed, 04 Nov 2015 04:07:14 +0800

Interesting Games going on now :

Madrid vs Psg
Sevilla vs City
Psv vs Wolfsburg