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Last Saturday went to my friend's apartment

Jackofree — Mon, 09 Mar 2020 10:39:31 +0800

So last Saturday I went to friend's apartment to chill. He got one hot gf who is short and petite but big melons.

So I used their toilet to pee. Saw her washed panties and thongs hanging to dry. I remembered very well, 1 black lace panties and 1 nude coloured thong.

Guess what I did in the toilet?

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SOLD

Jackofree — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 22:07:01 +0800

sold

Kpop fans inkambing (NSFW) HNNGGHHHH

Jackofree — Fri, 18 Aug 2017 16:05:57 +0800

Hi Kpop and Ktards,

How many of you fans of girls generation?

Taeyeon kena molested at Indonesia. Ayam wished ayam was there then can raba raba her titties

Apparently, some pervert grab her titties and touch her cb

sos kicap: http://www.koreaboo.com/news/taeyeon-terri...cks-protection/

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Ayam curious

Jackofree — Thu, 27 Jul 2017 21:43:53 +0800

Hey /k, Ayam been stalking this chick in insta for sometime. Ayam feel that her asset is very big for Asian especially based on her body size.

So ayam wanna ask ktards to judge if it's real or fake

Here's the insta link:
http://instagram.com/jenna_chew

Gf birthday trip

Jackofree — Mon, 03 Jul 2017 11:48:22 +0800

Hi guys,

Can you guys recommend me a place stay for a romantic surprise for my gf birthday? Preferably local and within a radius of maximum 3 hours drive from KL? My budget is below rm600 per night. If she can take extra leave then it would be a 3 days 2 nights trip, else it would be only a 2 days 1 night trips.

Also, recommend me a gift that would cost below rm700?

Thanks in advance!

WTS Volkswagen LED doorlight

Jackofree — Fri, 10 Feb 2017 14:40:30 +0800

Item(s): WTS VW logo door light. Can fit Jetta, Golf, Passat, Passat CC, Scirocco etc

Package includes: A pair of LED door light. Installation can be arranged at a cost at my friend shop in Klang.

Price: RM85 for a pair (FIXED)

Warranty: No warranty but do not worry as it is built to last long

Dealing method: COD klang/subang/shah alam/ sometimes damansara or bangsar. Postage can be arranged but at buyer's risk.

Location of seller: klang valley

Contact method/details: PM ME

Age of item: Brand new

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Item(s) conditions: Brand new in box.

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Reason for sale: cari makan only

What if your best friend's gf ask you this

Jackofree — Wed, 21 Dec 2016 11:57:58 +0800

Guys, last week ayam went to KTV with a few of my buddies and one of my best friend bring his gf.

So we drank a little too much and all got damn high. Then they suggest St Regis KL hotel to continue drinking until morning. Ayam was sad cuz argue with gf so I was all out to go crazy.

Then while we were still in KTV, my best friend's gf ask if I wanna threesome with her and my best friend. Ayam got speechless and pretend not to hear her just to brush it off. But until now ayam still thinking if she is serious or just messing with me.

/k, what will you do if you're in my position? I did not confront my best friend as I do not want things to get awkward.

In the end, we did not go hotel as everyone was tired so balik rumah tidor

WTS Nexen N5000 plus

Jackofree — Mon, 05 Sep 2016 10:19:36 +0800

Item(s): 2 pieces of Nexen N5000 plus size 235/40/18

Package includes: Barely used these tyres, clocked less than 5000km

Price: RM240 for each tyres. So RM480 for both. Can't sell separately.

Warranty: NONE

Dealing method: COD

Location of seller: Klang Valley

Contact method/details: PM ME

Age of item: Manufacturing date is week 43, Year 2015. I bought it in May 2016

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Item(s) conditions: At least 90% threadwear. See the picture and judge yourself

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Reason for sale: Upgraded to Continental CSC5

JRD Wheels

Jackofree — Sun, 17 Jul 2016 16:32:35 +0800

Guys, I know I should open topic in tyre talk but that forum is pretty dead.

I'm surveying for new rims for my Volkswagen since two of my stock rims already bengkok. My friend got contact at this factory that manufacture rims at sungai buloh.

Have anyone of you heard or try JRD rims before?

Here's the link for their website:

http://jrdwheel.com/index.php/about-us

I hope to get some user reviews before I pay them a visit

SOLD

Jackofree — Thu, 09 Jun 2016 10:21:30 +0800

Item(s): iPhone 5 16GB BLACK

Package includes: phone only

Price: RM500

Warranty: None

Dealing method: COD

Location of seller: Klang Valley

Contact method/details: PM ME

Age of item: 3 years

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Item(s) conditions: Power button faulty, need to press harder than usual. Other than that should be fine

Reason for sale: Extra phone

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PRICE REDUCED, GRAB IT FAST[SIZE=7]

If you like EDM

Jackofree — Tue, 03 May 2016 22:59:57 +0800

https://www.facebook.com/augustfive/videos/461677607371120/

Guys watch this DJ, can't believe that he just did that lol.

Inb4 Sked virus

Ah Beng wanna park scooter in lift

Jackofree — Thu, 28 Apr 2016 16:28:11 +0800

https://www.facebook.com/447922132078391/vi...94770600726877/

aunty knows kungfu

inb4, sked virus
inb4, china not for human live one
inb4, TS dunno how to embed video post in /k

Preserved Rose

Jackofree — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 15:08:26 +0800

Guys, I know there is a topic about present and gift but this is kinda urgent and there were no replies in that thread.

Where can I get nice preserved roses in a week time? Anyone can recommend?

Happy Ending

Jackofree — Fri, 12 Feb 2016 14:59:43 +0800

An elderly Chinese man was reported to have died while having sex with a prostitute, which had the two of them escorted to the hospital - with his penis still attached.

As the couple were still conjoined together while wheeled away by paramedics, speculation has arisen as to how did the old man pass away.

One theory proposed was penis captivus, where two sexual partners become stuck together during sexual intercourse.

This happens when vagina muscles clamp down on the penis harder than usual, according to The Daily Mail.

A sexual physician from the UK had told the BBC that the muscles of the woman's pelvic floor contract rhythmically at orgasm and a man’s penis can be stuck and blood circulated halted, until the vaginal muscles can relax.

Video footages show the two being ferried away in a stretcher wrapped in a blue blanket.

While the dead elderly person can be seen, upon closer inspection a second body is right on top of him.

The Daily Mail reported the incident which took place in China went viral on the Chinese video sharing platform Miaopai before being shared by other users on LiveLeak.

According to Inquisitr.com, both were sent to the hospital to be surgically separated.

A second theory as to how the deceased came by his misfortune was cardiac arrest as sex might have lead to a heart attack that put pressure on the old man.

It is not known what happened to the pair afterwards.

sos kicap: http://www.malaysiandigest.com/frontpage/2...ntercourse.html

inb4 TS slowpork
inb4 unker died happy
inb4 unker penis erect forever

WTS VW Passat CC side mirror

Jackofree — Fri, 15 Jan 2016 12:35:48 +0800

Item(s): VW passenger side mirror(left side) with motor but without mirror. The motor is faulty but you can still adjust it manually with hand. This fits into VW passat as well and it is suitable for those looking for a cheap replacement instead of changing brand new side mirror at RM1.5k at SC

Price: RM150

Warranty: none

Dealing method: COD or post with postage fees apply

Location of seller: KLANG VALLEY

Contact method/details: pm me

Age of item: manufactured year is 2010

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Item(s) conditions: faulty but adjustable manually. Indicator lights still working perfectly

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Reason for sale: clearing my storeroom

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Something bizarre happened this morning

Jackofree — Tue, 08 Dec 2015 18:10:17 +0800

Guys, before starting work this morning, ayam parked my car then coughed up some phlegm so spit under a tree filled with leaves on the ground. Then ayam went up to office and realised that ayam forgot something so went back car and saw red ants feeding on my phlegm and saliva

Does this meant that ayam got diabetes since ants like to feed on sweet stuff?

Nah drills for you all,

https://instagram.com/p/94zBWrC6-Q/

Who wanna have fun with didi?

Jackofree — Fri, 30 Oct 2015 16:22:42 +0800

Guys, yesterday ayam on the way back saw this big didi on the road. Ayam become so happy looking at big didi. But ayam not ghey, ayam just wanna try to play with didi. Who wanna join me to play with didi?

Beware, open spoiler only if you like didi!!!!

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How many times you ammoshaf?

Jackofree — Mon, 12 Oct 2015 09:57:12 +0800

Guys, what is your highest record? Don't include times when you have diarrhoea la. Ayam's record is 3 times in 24 hours. Yesterday 12pm then 7pm then this morning 8.30am. Feels good man

Nah drills for your pleasure

https://instagram.com/p/8uCAPHg8Fg/

Do you think this justify the godcar?

Jackofree — Fri, 09 Oct 2015 10:02:02 +0800

Guys, my sister's godcar aka dugong vios bought in december 2009 and now with mileage 130k km. Purchase price was RM70k and now wanna trade in at honda to get HRV. They only offer 35k as trade in value. Do you think this justify the god car value?

Ktard, let's discuss this

Jackofree — Sun, 27 Sep 2015 10:16:35 +0800

Dear /k, ayam posted in F&F but no response so ayam will copy and paste ayam storey here.

Guys, how you do all warn another car that his headlight wasn't switched on at night? Last night I was at bangsar area and there's this persona didn't turn on his headlight so I highlight/flash him while I was behind him. Then he still didn't understand why I did it for and thought that I was taunting him. So I thought maybe I drive beside him and just tell him by doing some body language but instead of looking at me, he showed middle finger and look away. I was like "wtf dude, I was trying to warn you for the sake of other road users, not just you douchebag". In the end, we went into highway then that's when he switched on his headlight after realising that it's quite dark out there. So guys, what's the best way to warn idiots like that? I know myvi and persona have dumb features where the dashboard illuminate even during the day which is really stupid