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Meot Tangki — Thu, 16 Oct 2014 17:17:32 +0800

what is ktard opinion?

inb4 TS bukan macai BN or PKR
inb4 TS atas pagar punya olang
inb4 this is not racing tered so please behave madafakaa

MAS in faiyah

Meot Tangki — Tue, 26 Aug 2014 17:26:48 +0800

Malaysia Airlines Is Burning $2 Million Every Day as Flights Go Empty

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http://mashable.com/2014/08/25/empty-malay...HV6d2t3ZXl1byJ9

besar gila wtfbbq generator

Meot Tangki — Tue, 26 Aug 2014 17:03:55 +0800

ANKARA – Turki terus memberikan komitmen untuk membantu penduduk Gaza apabila merancang untuk menghantar loji janakuasa terapung ke Gaza bagi membekalkan bekalan elektrik yang amat-amat diperlukan ketika ini.
Menteri Tenaga Turki, Taner Yildiz berkata loji janakuasa terapung itu akan dihantar sebaik sahaja kemudahan pelabuhan di Gaza dibaiki dan dinaiktaraf.

Dalam satu kenyataan media selepas pertemuan dengan Menteri Tenaga Palestin, Omar Kittaneh, Yildiz memberitahu yang pihak Palestin telah memaklumkan kepada Israel tentang perancangan tersebut dan setakat ini belum ada reaksi negatif daripada mereka.

Sejurus selepas kenyataan Yildiz, sebuah syarikat pembuat kapal Turki, Karadeniz Holding mengumumkan rancangan mereka untuk menghantar sebuah loji janakuasa terapung ke Gaza.

Karadeniz mengatakan bahawa kapal tersebut akan dihantar ke Gaza dalam tempoh 120 hari sebaik sahaja kelulusan diperolehi.

Penduduk Gaza yang berjumlah 1.8 juta orang mengalami masalah keputusan bekalan elektrik sehingga 20 jam sehari dan krisis yang berlaku ketika ini tambah memburukkan lagi keadaan.

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http://www.ismaweb.net/2014/08/turki-hanta...rapung-ke-gaza/

Potong Hater Chat V1

Meot Tangki — Tue, 26 Aug 2014 16:58:15 +0800

Why you hate potong cars?

boleh ajar ayam x mcm mana mau

Meot Tangki — Tue, 12 Aug 2014 17:18:47 +0800

how to apply credit card and how to use it? ayam need advice.

inb4 TS noob

Coin Deposit Machine

Meot Tangki — Tue, 12 Aug 2014 08:56:15 +0800

Why ayam go to maybank branch in sunway pyramid and find no this kind of machine?

http://www.maybank2u.com.my/mbb_info/m2u/p.../mbb/Investment

Sniper Paintball

Meot Tangki — Fri, 23 May 2014 09:47:38 +0800

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=101528...&type=2&theater

wtf is this?

Meot Tangki — Fri, 09 May 2014 16:00:25 +0800

3M Malaysia

Meot Tangki — Wed, 07 May 2014 08:45:05 +0800

I realize that the price is more cheaper than shop outside. issit true?

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http://3mstore.allfix.com.my/index.asp

Obama temporarily barred from Air Force One due to

Meot Tangki — Tue, 29 Apr 2014 11:06:00 +0800

KUALA LUMPUR — US President Barack Obama, on-route to the Philippines after completing a 3-day visit to Malaysia, was denied entry into the presidential plane Air Force One by the Secret Service after his durian-tainted breath triggered the aircraft’s hazardous gas sensors.

Mr Obama, who had just enjoyed a large serving of the thorny fruit known for its pungent, strong smell yet delicious taste, was stopped by his own security personnel at the aircraft door and asked to return to his armoured limousine and taken to a nearby airport VIP lounge where he could ‘decontaminate’ his mouth.

A Secret Service spokeswoman said that this drastic measure was unusual, but needed to be taken for the safety of the entire plane, as the Asian fruit’s overwhelming smell, quoted by some as ‘reeking of garbage stink’, could overcome the other personnel and endanger the flight.

“We are truly sorry to do this to the Commander-in-Chief, but we have strict rules about toxic smells on our flights,” said the spokesperson who declined to be named. “Our job is to ensure the security of the president, but if he poses a danger to himself by consuming such thing, we have to make a stand.

“We can’t have our pilots or other staff suffocating just because Mr Obama says ‘Hi’ to them, unleashing the smell of hell unto them. Heck, I don’t think even our delicate electronic instruments could withstand such a rancid scent. A couple of his security details had to be taken to the emergency room just now when he flashed his grin at the crowd before we left the hotel,” she said.

“So, unless POTUS is willing to spend the entire flight to Manila wearing a biohazard suit, we simply cannot allow him on the plane. No way.”

Met at the lounge, Mr Obama said that he could not resist having a go at the durians he saw by the side of the road as his entourage drove by, as ‘it brought back happy memories of his growing up years in Indonesia’.

“I was just enjoying the ride, Skyping to Michelle and the kids when I saw it — a huge, beautiful pile of Musang King durian being sold by an old Chinese fellow,” said Obama, in between chewing spearmint gum and gargling Listerine vigorously. “Suddenly my head was filled with all those sweet times I spent with my buddies in my mom’s village just outside Jakarta in 1967. Jumping into rivers buck naked and picking fresh mangoes and rambutans at Farmer Wak Djomo’s orchard. His durians were just divine. Golly, I LOVE Malaysia!

“I’m sorry if I caused a few hours of delay, but look, I’m the Chief. I just had to get me some.”

The entourage made the impromptu pit stop where the president spent about half an hour eating 3 durians before continuing on his journey. The flight to Manila is expected to resume in six hours, after getting clearance from Hazmat personnel.

The durian seller, Mr Denny Lim, 67, said that while he was initially surprised by the VIP visit to his fruit stall, he felt honoured and glad to see a durian lover rediscovering his roots.

“At first I thought I was in trouble with polis one,” said Mr Lim. “The big black cars passed by with polis bike and all, then they all stopped and reversed. These big, big white men came and surrounded me, and then this black man came, bought 2 durians, squatted beside me and started opening them. He looked like he hadn’t had durians for years, so I kesian and gave him one free. I think okay lor, we must treat tourist very nice-nice one. Visit Malaysia Year what.

“But he paid with US dollars, I said I got no change in US dollar, so he told me to keep the 100 dollars,” said Mr Lim smiling.

While Mr Lim is happy with the president’s durian indulgence, it is said that some others may not be as pleased. According to some other unverified sources, the order to quarantine the president came all the way from Washington DC — the First Lady herself.

“She was on video chat with him when he made the decision to make the durian pit stop,” said the source. “He didn’t tell her why he had to drop her call all of a sudden, but she saw his face, and she knew. She had seen it before when the First Couple visited an Asian store in Texas last year and chanced upon a pack of frozen durians.

“She made the call to the Secret Service with specific instructions to ‘not let POTUS in the plane until he gets rid of that wretched breath’, and between offending the president or pissing off his wife, we knew the better option.”

http://nose4news.wordpress.com/2014/04/28/...-durian-breath/

Want place awesome for piap piap

Meot Tangki — Wed, 16 Apr 2014 15:01:35 +0800

I will be marry this June and still no idea where I want to honeymoon. Any suggestion?

Sabah bah ini

Meot Tangki — Thu, 10 Apr 2014 09:55:59 +0800

Back to the Future Hover board

Meot Tangki — Fri, 28 Mar 2014 09:21:56 +0800

It is true?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4vE_vpkr90

air tada

Meot Tangki — Tue, 17 Dec 2013 15:21:05 +0800

kincin boleh. mcm mana mau vara?