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new connection

KissCutiePie — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 16:10:05 +0800

i'm not sure if there's a post like mine just letting u guys know bout this new connection out there. haiz... streamyx kinda slow recently.......lame!

And there a very fast connection i not sure bout else where but Penang some area already has it. its using fibre optic very fast its call PenangPhone

if streamyx continue to give headache i'll be considering to change.

requesting :Blue Violin Wallpaper

KissCutiePie — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 15:51:45 +0800

Please if anyone has it or know where to download!Pls inform me! I'm looking for a wallpaper with blue violin. The background is black in colour. Very nice. i downloaded it from one of the web site which i've forgottern the url and i lost it after i reformat my com! Thx in advance!

Saxaphone!

KissCutiePie — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 15:37:16 +0800

i learn saxaphone for bout 2 months b4 i go kl further my study-.- and i'm hang there with some kids songs thinking of taking back lesson. any kl people who learn Saxaphone? where can i get a good teacher? any recomendation? wats the price range for saxaphone lesson in KL? around how much?

wrong e-mail

KissCutiePie — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 11:07:16 +0800

hope its not repost :S
if repost threat it as i post for new member who never read this b4 ^^

Wrong E-mail Address

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend
to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at
the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years ago.

Because both had jobs, they found it difficult coordinating their
travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday,
and his wife would follow him the next day.

Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. In his
room there was a computer, so he decided to send his wife an e-mail back in
Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her address, and sent
the e-mail without realizing his error.

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The
dearly departed was a minister of many years who had been called home to
glory following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting
messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she
fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've Arrived.

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here
now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived
and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as
uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here!

wats the moral of this joke?

KissCutiePie — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 19:30:14 +0800

hope its not a repost -.- its from my e-mail which i received 4 yrs ago

> > > There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone", so named
> > >because
> > >he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone to not to
> > >call him Onestone!
> > >
> > > After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If
> > >anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
> > >
> > >The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a
> > >young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone..." He
> > >jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forest where he made
> > >love
> > >to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until
> > >Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
> > >
> > >The word got around that Onestone meant serious business.Years went by and
> > >no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird
> > >returned to the village after being away for many years.
> > >
> > > Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
> > >Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone..." Onestone
> > >grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all
> > >day, all night, and all the next day, and through the next night...but,
> > >Yellow Bird wouldn't die!!!!
> > >
> > >What is the moral of this story???
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Come on..........take a guess!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Think about it................
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Okay, okay, scroll down........
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > You're going to love this!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Here it comes............................
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > And the moral is........................
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > You can't kill two birds with one stone!
>
>

Urine Test!

KissCutiePie — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 19:20:24 +0800

>> > One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to
>> > > > Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I
>> > > > better see a doctor."
>> > > >
>> > > > "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,"
>> > > > Mike replies.
>> > > >
>> > > > "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart.
>> > > >
>> > > > Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell
>> > > > you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten
>> > > > seconds and costs ten dollars... a hell of a lot
>> > > > cheaper than a doctor."
>> > > >
>> > > > So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and
>> > > > takes it to Wal-Mart.
>> > > >
>> > > > He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and
>> > > > asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into
>> > > > the slot and waits.
>> > > >
>> > > > Ten seconds later, the computer produces a printout:
>> > > >
>> > > > "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and
>> > > > avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.'
>> > > >
>> > > > That evening while thinking how amazing this new
>> > > > technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer
>> > > > could be fooled.
>> > > >
>> > > > He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog,
>> > > > urine samples from his wife and daughter, and
>> > > > masturbated into the mixture for good measure.
>> > > >
>> > > > Jack hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the
>> > > > results.
>> > > >
>> > > > He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and
>> > > > awaits the results.
>> > > >
>> > > > The computer prints the following:
>> > > >
>> > > > "1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
>> > > >
>> > > > "2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal
>> > > > shampoo.
>> > > >
>> > > > "3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into
>> > > > rehab.
>> > > >
>> > > > "4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't
>> > > > yours. Get a lawyer.
>> > > >
>> > > > "5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow
>> > > > will never get better."

IQ Joke for Genius!

KissCutiePie — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:28:09 +0800

> Ms. Quick was having trouble with one of her first-grade pupils.
>Johnny, what is your problem?"
>Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister
>is in third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should
>be in the third-grade too!"
>
>Ms. Quick had had enough, so she took Johnny to the principal's
>office. The principal agreed that he would give the boy a test and if
he
>failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the
>first-grade and behave.
>
>He started by asking Johnny some simple arithmetic.
>"What is three times three?"
>"Nine, Sir".
>How much is nine times six?"
>"Fifty-four."
>And so it went with every question the principal thought a
>third-grade should know. The principal looked at Ms. Quick and
>said, "I think Johnny can go to third grade! He seems smart enough."
>
>Ms. Quick said to the principal, "Let me ask him some
>questions?"
>The principal and Johnny both agreed.
>Ms. Quick asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only
>two of?
>

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>What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

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>"OK, what does a dog do that a man steps into?"

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>"What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
>delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"

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>"What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
>
>The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop
>the answer, Johnny was taking charge.

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>"What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a
>dog does on three legs?"

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>
>"Now for some 'Who am I' sort of questions, OK?
>
>First one. You stick your pole inside me, you tie me down to get
>me up and I get wet before you do."
>Johnny, quick as ever, answered,

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>
>"OK, a finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
>The best man always has me first."
>
>The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
>
>But Johnny was on the ball with

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>
>"I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip.
>When you blow me, you feel good."
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>
>"Right, I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates, and I come with
>a quiver."
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>
>"Good, now for the last one. What word starts with an 'F', ends
>in K', and means a lot of heat and excitement?"
>

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>
>The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
>"Send him to university, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

The Affairs! Dun see if u dun wanna laugh ;)

KissCutiePie — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:22:22 +0800

Here 6 of 6

The First Affair
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house,where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 p.m.

As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.
Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying *******!
You've been playing golf!".

The Second Affair
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

After months of trying, the wife finally got pregnant and sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later.
The joyful father rushed into the nursery to see his new son.
He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen. He went to his wife and told her there was no way he could be the father of that child.
"Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!"
Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"
The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time!"

The Third Affair
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated.

As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he noticed the size of his manhood.
I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz", said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity."

With that, the mortician used his tools to remove the dead man's private bit. He stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home.

The first person he showed it to was his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened up his briefcase.

"Oh my God!" the wife screamed, "Schwartz is dead!"

Fourth Affair
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." Then she quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then dusted him with talcum powder.

"Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered.
"Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh, it's a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."

No more was said about the statue, not even later when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

"Here," he said to the statue, "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."

The Fifth Affair
A man walks into a nightclub one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that'll be 1 cent."

"One Cent?", exclaimed the man. The bartender replied, "Yes."
So the man glances over at the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas and a fried egg?"

"Certainly Sir," replies the barman, "but that comes to real money. A whole 4 cents."
"Four Cents?", exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."

The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

The Sixth Affair
Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face.

Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lip began to move slightly.

"Becky my darling," he whispered. "Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk." He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice,I have something that I must confess."
"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky, "everything's all right, go to sleep."
"No, no. I must die in
The bartender replied, "The same thing as I'm doing to his business." peace, Becky. I .............. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and even your mother!"

"I know, my sweet one" whispered Becky, "that's why I poisoned you."

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Mr Bean's joke

KissCutiePie — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:55:44 +0800

>BRAIN TUMOR
>Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
>Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
>Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
>Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
>Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
>Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
>
>MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
>
>Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
>Mr. Bean: 9
>Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
>Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
>
>WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
>
>Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
>Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
>Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!
>
>QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
>
>Friend: What are you looking at?
>Mr. Bean: I know your PIN number. Hee, hee!
>Friend: Alright, what is my PIN number if you saw it?
>Mr. Bean: Four asterisks!
>
>MARRIAGE
>
>Friend: How many women do you believe a man must marry?
>Mr. Bean: 16
>Friend: Why?
>Mr. Bean: Because the priest says "4" richer, "4" poorer, "4" better and "4" worse.
>
>MOM
>
>Mr. Bean: (crying) The doctor called, "Mom's dead".
>Friend: Condolence, my friend.
>After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder
>Friend: What now?
>Mr. Bean: My sister just called, her mom died too!
>
>MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
>
>Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hours because of a power failure.
>Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too. I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours.
>
>SPELLING LESSON
>
>Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of 'successful' ... Is it one 'c' or two 'c's?
>Mr. Bean: Make it three 'c's to be sure!

where's the kid comes from?

KissCutiePie — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:52:37 +0800

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off
the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She
figured she would break him of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down ... and
saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure device ... a
vibrator... soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She goes completely
ballistic. "You impotent fake," she screamed at him, "How could you
be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy ... if you explain the kids."

Nightmare!

KissCutiePie — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:47:34 +0800

>NIGHTMARE #1
>After a long night of making love, the young guy
>rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and
>searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked
>the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some
>matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the
>drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches
>sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another
>man. naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your
>husband?" he inquired nervously.
>
>"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your
>boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said,
>nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?"
>demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied,
>"That's me before the operation."
>
>NIGHTMARE #2
>The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he
>was trying to
>think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from
>work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to
>himself, "what should I do?" "Oh-I know." He proceeded
>to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon
>she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure.
>After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as
>she climaxed.
>Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to
>brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on
>and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. He
>exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?" She said,
>"Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your
>mother"
>
>
>NIGHTMARE #3
>One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are
>about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door,
>the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of
>confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall
>and smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you give me
>a blow job?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My
>parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us
>at this hour?" He asks grinning at her. "No, please.
>Can you imagine if we get caught?" "Oh come on!
>There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" "No way.
>It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I love you
>so much?!?" "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I
>just can't!" "Oh yes you can. Please?" Out of the
>blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's
>sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and
>in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead and
>give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need be,
>mom says she can come down herself and do it But for
>God's sake tell him to
>take his hand off the intercom!"

Cursed Friday Cursed Bed!

KissCutiePie — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:42:17 +0800

Strange happenings in a hospital .... scary.......

There was this case in this hospital's Intensive Care ward
where patients always died in the same bed and on Friday mornings
regardless of their age,gender, medical history or medical conditions.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with
the supernatural.
Why the death at that same bed on Fridays?
So the doctors decide to go down to that particular ward to
investigate the cause of the incidents....
Come Friday morning, everyone at the hospital ward nervously
waited for the terrible phenomenon to occur again.
The new = unknowing patient laid there.....
Some doctors holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other
holy objects toward off evils......... waiting....the patient was
resting still. then 8am...... 8:30am........
Just before the 'cursed' time...... the door to the ward swung open......
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> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > >
Then Ah Soh, the part-time Friday cleaner, comes in and unplugs the
life support system so that she can use the vacuum cleaner.

Greatest series of jokes that make u laugh

KissCutiePie — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 18:50:55 +0800

1.Rooster & Cat going over bridge. Cat slips & falls
into river. Rooster can't stop laughing. Moral of
story? Whenever there's a wet p u s s y, there's a
happy cock.

2.There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant !! Which Male pencil
is responsible?

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Girls' reaction to penis sizes:
9" : Oh shit, pain !
7" : Oh yes, shiok !
6" : Ohhh, perfect !
5" : Ohmm, Ok !
4" : Push more !
3":is it in?
2" : Idiot ! just use your tongue !

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4.Thank you for calling 1900- NEEDSEX hotline.
For hot sex press 1. For breast sex press 2.
For combo sex press 3. For oral sex press 4.
To end this call press your Balls !!

5. Woman in bed with husband's best friend, phone
rings! "YES".. OK, BYE". She turns to her
lover and says, THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S
NOW GOLFING WITH YOU.

6. 3 Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!

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7. What's the most difficult GOLF COURSE in this world?
Answer : INTER COURSE.
No matter how many strokes or what style you
play, your balls will never go in !!

8.FACT : Women can get a 2 inch wide penis into
a 1.5 inch vagina in pitchdark, but can't
get a f***ing 15 feet car into a 40ft
parking space in broad daylight !!

9. Teacher asked : Which part of the body goes to
heaven first? A kid name Johnny reply... the LEGS..
because every night I see my mum's legs up high and
and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING....

10. COCK says to his two BALLS :
I am going to take you with me to party.
BALLS said : You f***ing liar!!!
You always get INSIDE and leave us waiting OUTSIDE !!!

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>>> > > > 11. Q: Why do men have pubic hair?
>>> > > > A: A nest for their bird...
>>> > > > Q: Why do women have pubic hair?
>>> > > > A: A resting place for the coming bird !!!

>>> > > >
>>> > > > 12. What does it mean when a girl offers PEPSI
>>> > > > to a guy :
>>> > > >
>>> > > > P : Please
>>> > > > E : Enter
>>> > > > P : Penis
>>> > > > S : Slowly
>>> > > > I : Inside
>>> > > >
>>> > > > Ahhhhh... Shiok....
>>> > > >

>>> > > > 13. Girlfriends are appetizers. Tastes good at
>>> > > > any time. Mistresses are Tomyams.. Hot and spicy.
>>> > > > Eaten frequently. WIVES are Maggie. Eaten when
>>> > > > there's nothing to eat.!!!

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>>> > > > 14. Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts
>>> > > > her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER. She replied :
>>> > > > I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!
>>> > > >
>>> > > > 15. A Girl who opens her hand receives gifts.
>>> > > > Open her heart receives love.
>>> > > > But when she opens her legs, she receives
>>> > > > happiness.
>>> > > >
>>> > > > 16. Yesterday's News:- A nun jogging at Jogger' Park
>>> > > > was raped by 4 guys.
>>> > > >
>>> > > > Today's News :- Nearly 100 nuns found jogging at
>>> > > > the park.
>>> > > >
>>> > > >
>>> > > > 17. Why do Indians talk non stop?
>>> > > >
>>> > > >
>>> > > > guess....
>>> > > >
>>> > > >
>>> > > > Still dunno?
>>> > > >
>>> > > >
>>> > > > OK lah.....
>>> > > >
>>> > > >
>>> > > >
>>> > > > Answer : Becoz they left their full stop on
>>> > > > their forehead.

And i shall leave my full stop in this thread!

Superman's mini t-shirt

KissCutiePie — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 18:25:05 +0800

Why superman like to wear mini t-shirt to show off his body and muscles?

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Lyrics safe ur day^^

KissCutiePie — Fri, 29 Sep 2006 15:10:14 +0800

When Ms Woo was on her way to her class, 2E5, she noticed the
intolerable
noise they have made. Thus, she decided to confront those who were
misbehaving.

Ms Woo: How many times do I need to tell you, DON'T BE SO NOISY
especially
when the teacher's not in class?? Who was the one who make so much
noise?!
You better stand up before everyone gets it.

Felix: "Will the Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up, Please Stand Up,
Please
Stand Up..." (Eminem)

Ms Woo: You again!! Can you DON'T PLAY A FOOL??

Felix: "Can't believe I'm the Fool again~" (Westlife)

Ms Woo: Do you want me to beat you??

Class: "Hit me Baby One More Time!" (Britney)

Ms Woo: What did u say??

Eugene: "WHAT?!" (Stone Cold)

Ms Woo: Are you out of your head??

Kai Ying: "I can't Get you Outta my Head~" (Kylie Minogue)

Ms Woo: Who do you think you are??

Eugene: "I'm a Genie in a Bottle~" (Christina Aguilera)

Ms Woo: DON'T BE RUDE!! How many F9s do you all want??

Class: "1, 2, 345, Everybody in the House, so Come'on let 's Ride.."
(Lou
Bega)

Ms Woo: Do you all have to do this?? What else you all do?!

Class: "Sometimes I run, Sometimes I hide..." (Britney)

Ms Woo: Do you all think this is a party??

Class: "I'm Coming Up so you Better Get the Party Started!" (Pink)

Ms Woo: I want all of you to go for detention tomorrow morning!!

Class: "Every Morning they're a Hello..." (Sugar Ray)

Ms Woo: No!! I want everyone of you to go for detention EVERYDAY!!

Class: "Everyday I Love You~" (Boyzone)

Ms Woo: Felix, Eugene and Kai Ying!! You 3 come alone and see me after
school!!

Eugene: "Show me the Meaning, of Being Lonely" (BSB)

Ms Woo: Okay Eugene!! Now only you have to come and see me
personally!!
Felix and Kai Ying need not!! It's gonna be only 2 of us!!

Eugene: "Just the Two of Us..." (Will Smith)

Ms Woo: Do you want to SHUTTUP before I bring you to Mr Fauzi??

Class: "You Say it Best, when you Say Nothing At All..." (Ronan
Keating)

Ms Woo: I want all of you to promise not to give me anymore trouble!!

Class: "This I Promise You... Woo~ I Promise You..." (*NSYNC)

Ms Woo: Make sure you all DON'T give me trouble again!!

Class: "Oops!! I Did it Again!!" (Britney)

Ms Woo: DON'T BE RUDE AR!!

Kai Ying: "There she Goes... There she Goes Again~" (Sixpence None The
Richer)

Ms Woo: I'm leaving now!!

Class: "BYE BYE BYE!!" (*NSYNC)

Poem that makes u Laugh

KissCutiePie — Fri, 29 Sep 2006 15:02:34 +0800

THE NEW MALAYSIAN POEM

Can study continue STUDY
Can't study, work FACTORY
Cannot rely on CHARITY

Earn a little SALARY
Just enough 4 daily ROTI
Go work no WIRA but LRT.

Colleagues formerly FRIENDLY
Daily treated to KOPI
Now gradually get CRAZY
Behind me say I LAZY.

Boss has no SYMPATHY
Work always must HURRY
Say I not enough BUSY
Often ask me do OT

Midnight go back by TAXI
TAXI surcharge KILLING ME
Now i pokai and NO MORE MONEY

Borrow from chettia kena EXTRA FEE
Coz money is never FREE

Boy/girl-friend go STEADY
Serious, and then MARRY
Ceremony and PARTY
joker-friends give PANTY
No money sure no HONEY

10 months later be DADDY
Wife at GH birth a BABY

Monthly pay back RHB
Earn not enough FEEL GUILTY
Jump down suicide and MATI
No money 4 funeral how to BURY
Go see God every thing hoping will JADI
Because MALAYSIA BOLEH. SEMUA JADI.

Hope u like it ^^ not me write de just found it from my mail^^
got lots of joke tho but i'm not sure should i post more or i've been posting too much and taking out the space o.0

Sex Education

KissCutiePie — Fri, 29 Sep 2006 14:56:49 +0800

SeX eDuCaTiOn***

ALL U GUYS COULD USE A LITTLE OF THIS......
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered.

Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he started kissing and hugging herI figured 'Sis must be getting sickbecause her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just > the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the docotr because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick -- a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared -- her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats -- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.

Joke

KissCutiePie — Fri, 29 Sep 2006 14:45:50 +0800

>I recently paid a visit to a billionaire's house, and ended up
>not having anything to drink despite the offer. Below is how
>the offer was made to me:
>
>
>
>Question : " What would you like to have .Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee? "
>Answer: " tea please "
>Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ? "
>Answer : " Ceylon tea "
>Question : " How would you like it ? black or white ? "
>Answer : "white "
>Question : " Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? "
>Answer : " With milk "
>Question : " Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk "
>Answer : " With cow milk please.
>Question : " Milk from Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow? "
>Answer: " Aaggman I will take it black. "
>Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? "
>Answer : " With sugar "
>Question : " Beet sugar or cane sugar ? "
>Answer : " Cane sugar "
>Question : " White , brown or yellow sugar ? "
>Answer : " Aagman ! forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
>Question : " Mineral water or still water ? "
>Answer : " Mineral water"
>Question : " Flavoured or non-flavoured ? "
>Answer : " I give up, just forget about everything. "

sunday school

KissCutiePie — Fri, 29 Sep 2006 14:41:48 +0800

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me,Mary,who created the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seatedbehind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good", and Mary fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good", and Mary fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!!"

The teacher fainted.

BallROom Dancing

KissCutiePie — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 20:04:42 +0800

i'm not sure where this post should goes to, but i'm searching for good ballroom dance class. Thinking of Musicians are sentimental so post it here might help.
Anyone knows any good ball room dance class? any recommnedation?

By the way u can share ur ballroom dancing experience here as well.