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Organic image stabilizer

meisterjazz — Fri, 11 Oct 2013 00:37:14 +0800

Who needs expensive gear?

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Kids nowadays very smart lah.

meisterjazz — Fri, 11 Oct 2013 00:12:28 +0800

http://dailynewsdig.com/how-do-you-decide-...ritten-by-kids/

A group of young kids were asked how do you decide who to marry and here are the results which are pretty amusing.

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

(1) Both don’t want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1) I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they’re rich.
- Pam, age 7

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7

(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1) I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing. I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out.
- Theodore, age 8

(2) It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?

(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is……..
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10

UK vs US edition of novels

meisterjazz — Thu, 10 Oct 2013 17:25:59 +0800

Say Dan brown's inferno, there're 2 versions. US and UK version.

Other than the cover, is the content identical? Or the words are changed to reflect spelling from each US/UK ?

For example.

Color in US = Colour in UK edition?

Honor = Honour ?

Is this the change/difference?

She's 38 this year...

meisterjazz — Thu, 10 Oct 2013 17:00:54 +0800

Will you tap her?

In Singapork now.

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Fark Japan. Their pride is our downfall.

meisterjazz — Thu, 10 Oct 2013 14:16:44 +0800

http://www.ibtimes.com/fukushima-radiation...niiJCT5.twitter

Radius of radioactive spread in sea.

Ai Shinozaki

meisterjazz — Thu, 10 Oct 2013 10:30:38 +0800

Any fans of AI here?

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=143321...&type=2&theater

Disgusting hospitals

meisterjazz — Thu, 10 Oct 2013 07:36:37 +0800

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=587...9&type=1&ref=nf

Pay additional $15 to ensure you carry home the correct baby.

Two hospitals - KK Hospital and Gleneagles - have introduced a service for parents of new born babies to give them 100% assurance that the baby they are carrying home is theirs.

This service was introduced after an incident in Nov last year in KK Hospital involving a mix up which resulted in two babies going home with the wrong parents.

So what's next? Pay $15 to ensure the police catch the right thief?

You must never hit women!

meisterjazz — Wed, 09 Oct 2013 23:20:55 +0800

No matter what, you must never hit women!

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List out minimum requirements in your partner.

meisterjazz — Wed, 09 Oct 2013 21:38:30 +0800

These are the minimum that cannot be compromised. Women say I am too picky.

1. Cannot be fat.
2. Average to above average looks. (Cannot below average of course lah)
3. Not drinker. (I don't like alcohol drinking women)
4. Not smoker.
5. Not $$$$$ faced. (Subjective but generally pretentious gold diggers)
6. Must know how to cook.
7. Faithful, mentally healthy as in ...

a. No bipolar disorder.
b. No borderline or any other mental disease.
c. Definitely not sociopath/psychopath.
d. No daddy issues. (at least no major ones)

8. Must not have a kid already.
9. Not been divorced.
10. Must not have any STDs.

11. Education at least diploma.

So how? Picky or not ?

Humiliated in front of girlfriend.

meisterjazz — Wed, 09 Oct 2013 20:19:43 +0800

Rich fag thinks he can drive away while kena saman.

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World Bank insider - Dollar valueless

meisterjazz — Wed, 09 Oct 2013 14:50:07 +0800

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Another Malaysian disgraceful incident overseas

meisterjazz — Wed, 09 Oct 2013 12:32:06 +0800

This time thanks to Vincent Tan, Malaysian Cinaman.

http://themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/ar...old-kazakhstani

Vincent Tan stuns Cardiff, boots out chief scout, hires unknown 23-year-old

October 09, 2013

Cardiff City was thrown into turmoil yesterday when its owner, Malaysian businessman Tan Sri Vincent Tan (pic), controversially replaced head of recruitment Iain Moody with 23-year-old Alisher Apsalyamov.

Britain's Daily Mail reported that Apsalyamov, from Kazakhstan, is thought to be a close acquaintance of Tan's son with no previous experience in football.

Walk like a chicken.

meisterjazz — Wed, 09 Oct 2013 12:18:23 +0800

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=143283...&type=2&theater

End of Vehicle life policy.

meisterjazz — Wed, 09 Oct 2013 09:42:08 +0800

What will happen? Force all the owners of old cars to give up their old car? What if they cannot afford or forced into new debt for new car?

I think this policy will cause riots.

Self centered/absorbed women

meisterjazz — Tue, 08 Oct 2013 23:21:36 +0800

Do you know such women? It's like, they're only interested in people who're interested in hearing their problems.
They think they're the only ones in the world with problems, and problems that matter over anyone else's.
They're not interested in hearing anyone else's problems, but they want everyone else to hear their problems like they're an open book.

Whether you're a close friend, boyfriend, or relative, they're not interested in your problems. They never ask how are you or how's your day, but always expect YOU to ask that of them and hear their problems.

In their world, only THEY have problems, you don't, so it is your job to hear their problems and provide advice or solution.

Ever encountered such person?

vagina T-shirt causing a stir

meisterjazz — Tue, 08 Oct 2013 21:52:26 +0800

http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/lifes...007-191922.html

A shirt depicting a bleeding vagina is causing a bit of a brouhaha.

American Apparel is selling online a graphic T-shirt they're calling "Period Power," designed by Toronto artist Petra Collins, "who creates portraits exploring female sexuality and teen girl culture."

On the white cotton tee is a picture of a woman masturbating while menstruating.

So I went to see the new Vios today.

meisterjazz — Tue, 08 Oct 2013 21:41:33 +0800

Very nice new design and spacious... but still overpriced.

Any other opinions?

Can you have drinking problems

meisterjazz — Mon, 07 Oct 2013 22:01:13 +0800

Is there such a case where alcohol can affect lives of some people negatively, even though they're not really alcoholics?

Almost alcoholic.

http://www.helpguide.org/harvard/almost_alcoholic.htm

Makan Pisang

meisterjazz — Mon, 07 Oct 2013 20:15:40 +0800

Anda jadi sihat dan kuat!

underworld group “not real thugs”,

meisterjazz — Mon, 07 Oct 2013 19:30:42 +0800

Amboi... so openly admit like this... malu...

http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysi...ds-reports-news