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Lover want give me cars as birthday present..

Smurf2 — Mon, 18 Nov 2013 04:46:32 +0800

My lover ask me what cars i want for my birthday,
Which one to get..? Like bmw and passat but cant wait anymore..
Should i just wait for polo or jetta?

If next year im 27..

Age
27 - polo
28 - jetta
29 - passat
30 - bmw

BRA modelling girls, help me choose bra please

Smurf2 — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 19:29:23 +0800

Hot model for replacing tongkat ali. No need liao

Smurf2 — Tue, 22 Oct 2013 15:36:22 +0800

Yang tidak berakar jugak akan dilahirkan semula..
Yang lembik pun dapat ditegakkan lurus
Yang mati pucuk pun dapat merasakan kebahagian

How to Make a Guy Horny While Sitting Next To Him!

Smurf2 — Tue, 22 Oct 2013 13:25:31 +0800

How to Make a Guy Horny While Sitting Next To Him!

http://www.lovepanky.com/sensual-tease/sed...ing-next-to-him
Want to arouse a guy and make him sweat while hanging out with him? Just try these 9 steps on how to make a guy horny and you’ll see how easy it can be! By Keith Brown

#1 Build the sexual tension

#2 Speak softly

#3 Create awkward situations

#4 Tell him a secret

#5 Give him an eyeful

#6 Get affectionate and touch him

#7 Get him to touch you

#8 Tell him a secret(diff with #4)

#9 Ask him a few dirty questions

For more details of each, please refer to link,
After this, hope you guys can control yourself than get tricked by slutty girls outside.
Especially married man should have high defense against slut.

Have you guys ever kena any of these??

Top 10 billionaire around the world

Smurf2 — Mon, 21 Oct 2013 19:06:23 +0800

http://www.forbes.com/sites/edwindurgy/201...of-the-top-500/
Lee Ka-shing can become rich because country clean.
If malaysia practise clean, i believe many non-bumi ppl also become bilionaire already.
Malaysia so dirty, those can do business want disturb, those not intelligent keep help by govt.

1. Carlos Slim Helu & family
Net Worth: $73 billion
Source of wealth: Telecom
Country: Mexico

2. Bill Gates
Net worth: 67 billion
Source of wealth: Microsoft, investments
Country: United States

3. Amancio Ortega
Net worth: 57 billion
Source of wealth: Zara
Country: Spain

4. Warren Buffett
Net Worth: 53.5 billion
Source of wealth: Berkshire Hathaway
Country: United States

5. Larry Ellison
Net worth: $43 billion
Source of wealth: Oracle
Country: United States

6. Charles Koch
Net worth: $34 billion
Source of wealth: diversified
Country: United States

6. David Koch
Net worth: $34 billion
Source of wealth: diversified
Country: United States

8. Li Ka-shing
Net worth: $31 billion
Source of wealth: diversified
Country: Hong Kong

9. Liliane Bettencourt
Net worth: $30 billion
Source of Wealth L’Oreal
Country: France

10. Bernard Arnault
Net worth: $29 billion
Source of wealth: LVMH
Country: France

Hi hamsap guys please help me get skirt please

Smurf2 — Mon, 21 Oct 2013 07:17:26 +0800

Dear hamsap guys, need your help now..
What is tamtam? I want find exactly skirt.
May i know where to get in malaysia? Want wear it on next month party.

CHINESE OLDIES ONLY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Smurf2 — Mon, 21 Oct 2013 06:58:19 +0800

Hi good morning all..
Please recommend me good oldies chinese song like sang by teresa teng.
Cant sleep whole day.. So think to listen song.. Thanks

BF and GF~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Smurf2 — Sun, 20 Oct 2013 23:36:08 +0800

Everytime i saw those couple like picture, looks so weird?
Looks not match, like bro and sis.. How u guys think?

My guy colleague want piappiap this girl..

Smurf2 — Sat, 19 Oct 2013 19:08:09 +0800

Just now my office guy colleague shared this picture in facebook,
I ask him whats so special about her.. He said this teen is very comfort to be driven..
Ist because she has big hips and legs makes guys feel comfortable during that session?
Why guys so weird? Some prefer top, some prefer middle and some bottom..

Bahasa buta huruf di merata tempat.. Kesian..

Smurf2 — Sat, 19 Oct 2013 17:51:59 +0800

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University cert holder VS Form5 & below salaries

Smurf2 — Sat, 19 Oct 2013 12:28:04 +0800

Survey
University cert holder VS Form5 & below salaries

1.Whats your education level?
2.Whats your profession?
3.How many reporting to you?
4.How much you guys getting monthly?

/k insaf lah... You should feel grateful..

Smurf2 — Fri, 18 Oct 2013 20:06:40 +0800

This puppy born without front legs, you guys are blessed so please insaf now..

Whose car is the fastest in /k?

Smurf2 — Fri, 18 Oct 2013 09:23:54 +0800

May i know who in /k has fast car and his car might be the fastest car?
Im planning to buy extra polo tsi 1.2 for daily travel, could it be the fast car on street for daily working?

Dad piappiap 3years old daughter and mum joining..

Smurf2 — Fri, 18 Oct 2013 09:15:30 +0800

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-24...ads-guilty.html

QUOTE

The father who repeatedly raped his three-year-old daughter while her mom held her hand so it 'wouldn't hurt too much' pleaded guilty yesterday and faces life in prison.

The 28-year-old admitted assaulting the girl while he lived with her and her mother at the Avalon Hotel in Blackman Township, Michigan.

As part of the plea agreement he will testify against his wife, who was arrested in June on two counts of first-degree criminal sexual conduct.

Why on earth got such insance parents??

Proton preve 0-100 7.4seconds. Fast? True?

Smurf2 — Thu, 17 Oct 2013 20:09:20 +0800

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UMhtozpH7L8&d...v%3DUMhtozpH7L8
Proton Preve Performance 0-100kmh in 7.43sec using manual paddle shifter gear 1 to 7.
The rest all original-Ecu / Tcu not remap yet,test with RON95 Petrol at KESAS highway.
0-140kmh in 13sec.

I think is a good enough for soft turbo 140ps and 205Nm of torque.proton claim 9.6sec but its up to jockie skill to break the record and make that car faster than stock claim.The Borg Warner KP39 is really awesome and fascinating

So does this preve can win polo 1.2 tsi?

Chinese and foreigner high position in companies.

Smurf2 — Thu, 17 Oct 2013 19:18:09 +0800

Ive been worked/deal in MNC(multinational company) before..
Intel
Dell
Plexus
AMD
Philips
Spansion
Osram
Motorolla

What i observed is, all those high rank positions are foreigner and chinese only.
Middle position level can say 70% chinese, 20% indian, 10% malays.
While for operators level, consists of 60% malay, 25% indian and 15% chinese.

Is this related to education issue?

Macha accident's top reason is because tang ke ji.

Smurf2 — Thu, 17 Oct 2013 15:00:35 +0800

So its true?

Buy proton to your lovers if one day you want get

Smurf2 — Tue, 15 Oct 2013 23:03:27 +0800

Claims of insurance, can become rich. Very easy only.
How?
1-buy proton cars
2-arrange accident with others jap/conti cars, sv_cheats 1
3-partner/fiance/fiancee/family, sv_gravity 9999
4-claim money and upgrade lifestyle, impulse 101
5-become executive level no more proton, Godlike

Agree? Im planning to get laid with foreigner guy at malaysia and buy him a proton and setup accident,
Become like this can claim how much maximum?

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When i heard this auntie spoke to neighbour

Smurf2 — Mon, 14 Oct 2013 20:13:45 +0800

Malay neighbour says "Lu sudah makan ah aunty?"

Chinese auntie answered "Wa sudah makan lo, lu leh?"

So ist chinese language is more preferable by people nowadays?
Can we propose it become international chinese hokkien language?
I think hokkien language is better than bahasa melayu in malaysia.

Someone please come in help me..

Smurf2 — Mon, 14 Oct 2013 11:21:59 +0800

I want to play a game in iphone5.
However that game does not allowed me to register new account because previously i have created one account but lost all informations already.

Is there any way to delete that game's cache? Its not detecting my ip address right? Because im using dynamic ip address from my service provider.

Please help me.. How to register new account? Anyway to make it undetectable?