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            <title>Q &amp;amp; A : Animal Friends</title>
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            <description>A group of animals are travelling together along a forest. There&amp;#39;s a Cow, a Goat, a Cat, a Dog, a Rooster and a Duck. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The animals were happily walking along until they come across a small river. Not wanting to wade through the waters, they find a log that they could use to cross the river.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One by one the animals cross the river via the log. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First up was the Goat. Wobbly at first, it managed to cross the river unscathed.&lt;br /&gt;Then the Rooster got through easily.&lt;br /&gt;The Dog didn&amp;#39;t have much problems crossing next.&lt;br /&gt;Neither did the Duck.&lt;br /&gt;Next up was the Cow. Struggled on the log, and looked likeliest to fall off the log, but managed to cross it in the end.&lt;br /&gt;Finally, the Cat jumped up onto the log. Climbing trees is second nature to it, so shouldn&amp;#39;t be a problem for the Cat who&amp;#39;s known to always lands on it&amp;#39;s feet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But then to the shock of the animals, the Cat slipped on the log, and fell into the water. The water wasn&amp;#39;t deep, and the Cat dragged itself out of the water.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But as the Cat reached dry land, the Rooster suddenly went crazy, becoming absolutely hysterical upon seeing the Cat, seemingly unable to stop laughing. All the other animals were absolutely mystified with it&amp;#39;s behaviour. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;QUESTION: Why did the Rooster become so hysterical upon seeing the Cat&amp;#39;s situation?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ANSWER : Where there is a wet Pus*y, there&amp;#39;s a happy Co*k...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>AzimYusof</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2013 13:52:02 +0800</pubDate>
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