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CCTV DVR unable to connect to router

hellcommando — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 02:50:21 +0800

I am using the Zyxel P660HW-T1 v3 router, I have tried to connect a AMBO H.264 DVR to this router. However I could not find the cctv in the router client list and I had tried assigned DHCP to assign IP address from 192.168.1.33 - 192.168.1.43 for other devices and 192.168.1.100 for the cctv.The HTTP port for the dvr is 80 and the server port is 6063, I have port forwarded 80, 6063, 8080, 8081 with IP 192.168.1.100 planning for future ddns after I can successfully view the cctv with 192.168.1.100 from local PC. May I know what could went wrong in this setup? Thanks in advance

Sudden Divorce

hellcommando — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 00:48:16 +0800

An elderly man in Boston calls his son in Los Angeles and says: "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; 45 years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says: "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in St. Louis and tell her!" and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts: "I'll take care of this."

She calls her dad immediately, and screams at the old man: "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. OK," he says: "They're coming home for the holidays and they're paying their own airfares!"

Fuka Ana!

hellcommando — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 00:33:40 +0800

Hope this is not a reposta~

An employee at a business firm gets to travel to Japan to meet executives from the company’s foreign branch. He’s single and is really excited to hook up with some beautiful Asians. He goes to the meeting and listens to a linguist who translates all their words for him. After the meeting he goes out and hooks up with a lovely young lady. Things go very well and he ends up going to her place that night.

They dim the lights and do the deed. The whole time she’s moaning and shouting: "Fuka ana!" She seems really into it so he goes all out giving it to her all night long.

The next day he goes to a golf game with the Japanese executives. He makes a very nice chip shot then decides he’s going to try to impress the executives. He shouts: "Fuka ana!"

The linguist then turns to him and says: "No, that’s the right hole."