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If teaching were treated like sports

catto — Mon, 03 Aug 2015 20:17:07 +0800

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A guy defended Rafizi, but got labelled a MACAI

catto — Fri, 24 Jul 2015 13:04:14 +0800

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Apa lagi Rafizi mahu?

Btw, the guy, Syed Saddiq, is a really, really good debater. (http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Nation/2013...M-debate-teams/)

Sorry if slow.

Inb4: People call me a macai for creating this thread.

Edited to include Rafizi's apology.

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Malaysia antara ranking yang terendah lagi

catto — Thu, 16 Apr 2015 22:26:32 +0800

Malaysia ranks among lowest in workplace accidents globally – Bernama

A trader goes through the produce at a local market. Malaysia is among the countries with the lowest cases of accidents in the workplace. – The Malaysian Insider pic, April 16, 2015.

Malaysia is among the countries globally that recorded the lowest cases of accidents at the workplace at only 0.3% last year, said Deputy Human Resources Minister Datuk Seri Ismail Abd Muttalib.

He said the number of cases also had declined from 63,557 cases in 2013 to 63,331 cases in 2014.

"Of the total number recorded in 2014, 933 involved fatal accidents and 62,398 disability cases.

"In 2013, a total of 62,624 disability cases were recorded while fatal cases remained at 933," he said when replying to a question from Senator S. T. Chandra Mohan at the Dewan Negara sitting in Kuala Lumpur today.

To a supplementary question from Senator Jamilah Sulaiman on employees’ compensations, Ismail said the Social Security Organisation paid out RM2.46 billion in compensation to workers who were involved in accidents at the workplace last year.

"A total of RM7.01 million was paid by the Manpower Department to the foreign workers involved in accidents at the workplace in 2014," he said. – Bernama, April 16, 2015.

CUKURLAHH!!

Which school will you send your children to?

catto — Wed, 08 Apr 2015 12:32:09 +0800

If you have kids, which school will you send them to?

Why?

Morning /k

catto — Tue, 07 Apr 2015 07:42:56 +0800

Dapnya! NOMNOMNOM

You Have a Boyfriend?

catto — Sun, 29 Mar 2015 23:30:57 +0800

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Seriously, how do you tell if someone is already in a relationship?

Eeeeeeeeeee! Apewww niee?

catto — Mon, 23 Mar 2015 10:05:49 +0800

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Edited: It's now safe for internet ciput. Terima kasih atas ihsan baik kucing bername Mohd86.

Another edit: Found and linked what I believe is the original youtube video.

Frenchman hides Russian wife in a suitcase

catto — Tue, 17 Mar 2015 16:46:35 +0800

Frenchman hides Russian wife in a suitcase to sneak her into EU.

Polish border guards have detained a French citizen who packed his Russian wife in a suitcase, attempting to smuggle her over the Belarus border. Officials noted later that she could have entered the EU legally.

Sos: http://www.dw.de/frenchman-hides-russian-w...o-eu/a-18319703

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The man, who was in his 60s according to the officials, was traveling by train from Moscow to Nice when his luggage was checked by Polish guards at the railway station in Terespol, close to Belarus. The size of the man's suitcase drew the attention of the officers, border guard spokesman Dariusz Sienicki said AFP news agency Monday.

"To their surprise, a woman in her 30s emerged. It was the Russian wife of the owner of the suitcase," he told AFP. "She was alive and well and didn't require medical attention."

There was no need for hiding, however, because even people without European Union citizenship are allowed to enter the passport-free Schengen zone if they can prove they are married to an EU citizen. "Had she been sitting next to her husband, she would have made it through without incident," Sienicki said.

Instead, the couple had risked "a three-year jail sentence because of their attempt to evade border control," he added. "This was the first time I've seen someone travel like this. She very well could have been a victim of human trafficking."

The couple was released after questioning and decided to go back to Belarus.

Would you rather be a male or a female?

catto — Wed, 19 Feb 2014 22:48:34 +0800

Guise, and gals, what the title says really. If given the choice at birth, would you rather be a boy or a girl?

Given the number of tarps on here with a female tag, I think many male /k/tards would actually prefer to have been born a girl.

Not surprising really, since I think girls can have it easy in the real world as long as they are above average in the looks department. Just look at the female-to-male ratio of kudas on /k/ to show how much more attention you can get just by the virtue of being a girl.

But then again, there are still advantages to being a male. Gender discrimination is still alive and well in most societies. For example, I once read on the Internet that in the US (the beacon of democracy and equality ) men are still being favoured in the job market by a rate of four to one.

So what do you think?

The most daring CPR ever

catto — Wed, 01 Jan 2014 22:46:33 +0800

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CPR sebenarnya stands for "Crazy Penis Rubbing" ?

Stalker level: Faiz

catto — Wed, 25 Dec 2013 11:23:09 +0800

Sorry kalau slow.

Inb4 grammar nazi marah sebab faiz tak pandai beza penggunaan you're/your.

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GADOH MELAYU CINA INDIA

catto — Sat, 21 Sep 2013 23:27:58 +0800

Hi /k/. I'm sure many ktards have seen this movie before and I'm also sure the following Youtube video has been posted before countless times on /k/.

I myself first saw the movie about 2 years ago. But, I hope you don't mind me posting this again because I really think something like this is worth sharing with fellow Malaysians.

The movie itself is silly but should be enjoyable because the situation it portrays is something I'm sure we can all relate to. Also, I think the message it carries is really deep and meaningful.

So, hopefully 2 incis out there who have never seen this movie will enjoy it.

inb4 TLDW
inb4 TS slownakmampus
inb4 "Board Message"

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Dog that looks like Putin

catto — Fri, 20 Sep 2013 01:29:48 +0800

Sorry kalau slow.

Marah tak dapat masuk bola, tukang urut dikejar

catto — Mon, 09 Sep 2013 17:57:08 +0800

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Edit: Included news report.

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Sept 8 (Reuters) - A team masseur prevented a certain goal by kicking the ball off the line during a Brazilian fourth division match and was then chased off the field by the enraged attacking team.
Tupi said they would take legal measures following the last-minute incident in the tie against Aparecidense which led to them being eliminated from the competition.

"It was our only chance. If I hadn't done it, Aparecidense would have been knocked out," the masseur, Romildo Fonseca da Silva, was quoted as saying by Brazilian media. "I don't regret it because I did it out of love for the club." Tupi described the incident as "one of the most shameful episodes in the history of Brazilian football" on their website (http://www.tupijf.com.br) and said they would lodge a protest.

Television pictures showed the masseur, wearing the Aparecidense uniform, standing next to the goal when Tupi launched an attack late in the game. As Tupi threatened, he moved into the goal, cleared one shot off the line and then stopped the rebound with both feet before scrambling the ball away, for a double save any goalkeeper would have been proud of. He then turned, ran behind the goal, hurdled the advertising hoardings and sprinted to the dressing room entrance, chased by furious Tupi players. Riot police prevented the livid players from following him down the tunnel. Play was re-started after a 20-minute delay but Tupi were unable to create further chances.

The game ended 2-2 and Aparecidense went through on away goals after a 3-3 aggregate draw in the round of 16 tie. The Brazilian fourth division consists of a group stage following by a knockout competition.

Naked Man Attacks Riders @ SanFranciscoBARTStation

catto — Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:00:21 +0800

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A video emerged Monday depicting a bizarre incident at a San Francisco BART station last month, with a naked man accosting several passengers and doing flips, handstands, the splits and other gymnastic maneuvers on the BART turnstiles.

The video, recorded May 10 by a BART station agent at the 16th Street Mission Station, shows the man lunge at and attack several passengers, and at one point pound the ground while passengers step gingerly around him.

The video also shows a BART maintenance worker trying to block the man from getting close to passengers. The station agent recording the video helps one woman, who is visibly distressed, hide from the man in the booth.

“Oh my God, I cannot believe that,” the station agent is heard saying as the man does a handstand.

The man was identified by BART police as 24-year-old Yeiner Garizabalo. Friends said Tuesday he goes by Yeiner Perez and is a dedicated acrobat and performer. The episode, they said, was strongly out of character.

“He’s been through a lot of stress — he seems to have been having a breakdown,” said Slim Chance, who leads the Berkeley circus troupe ClownSnotBombs. Perez was a member from January to early May. “That seems to be the tip of it right there. I just can’t tell you anything more because I don’t really know what his state is. It’s not at all like his normal character.”

Chance said Perez, normally a “workaholic acrobat,” stopped showing up to the group’s practices several days before the episode.

“I don’t think it was anything with drugs,” Chance said. “I don’t know. We’re thinking he may have even had a stroke sometime last year. We’ve been trying to piece it together ourselves.”

A version of the video, edited by the Chronicle to remove some nudity, is below. It still contains nudity and profanity, so please view with caution. (The original version can be viewed here.)

Both the station agent and the maintenance worker followed protocol and “handled it in the proper way,” said BART spokesman Jim Allison.

Allison praised the actions of the maintenance worker, calling him “the real hero.” BART officials took the maintenance worker out to dinner and gave him a day off with pay for stepping in, Allison said.

The station agent can be heard in the video asking why police officers took so long to arrive. Allison said BART police were not nearby and came as quickly as they could — in eight minutes.

San Francisco police arrived first and arrested Perez without much struggle, said Officer Wilson Ng, a department spokesman. BART police arrived a minute later and made the official police report, Allison said.

One elderly woman injured her back when she was pushed by Perez, Allison said. The maintenance worker, Allison said, was also kicked and pushed several times.

Perez was taken to California Pacific Medical Center for a psychiatric evaluation and then was kept at the facility on an emergency psychiatric hold, Allison said.

When he was released from the hospital, he was booked on suspicion of misdemeanor battery, Allison said. He was then released from jail after 48 hours because the district attorney’s office has not yet decided whether to file charges, office spokeswoman Stephanie Ong Stillman said.

A BART workers’ union, Amalgamated Transit Union Local 1555, used still images of the incident in a six-minute video describing the job hazards of working for BART — an effort to gain leverage in ongoing contract negotiations.

http://blog.sfgate.com/crime/2013/06/11/vi...t-bart-station/

NSFW Youtube video in the link.

Let me know if slowpoke. I'll kolos the thread.