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my female colleague has a crush on me

SnailWithFingers — Thu, 14 Jul 2016 22:31:14 +0800

my female colleague really like me

she told another colleague that my ties are really long because my body is long

what is she implying??

she keeps saying "he is long, coz he is very long"

omg I laughed so hard every time she said that.

she didnt even see my ding dong how she know it is long?

/k/ how would you face this kind of situation which make u blush

my female colleague is very annoying

SnailWithFingers — Sun, 10 Jul 2016 14:24:36 +0800

I noticed that she keeps noticing me, my every move and what I am doing...

sometimes asking me if I have anything to do

I think she likes me leh

coz last time she randomly told me that she has a BOYFRIEND, WUT THE HELL I didnt even ask lol

got bf but still want notice other guy (me) ??

how to avoid this kind of annoying horny female?

Why Celebrity fitness so despo and annoying

SnailWithFingers — Mon, 30 May 2016 14:46:41 +0800

So i went to this celebrity fitness branch in one of the shopping mall.

Then I wanted to try out the free trials first before I actually wanted to sign up anything...

So they ask me sit down and their so-called "consultant" would assist me

I said I wanted to try up free trials, Can I sign up for free trial?

Then this "consultant" girl called or whatever her name is attended me (im not being racist i didnt mention any race)

She asked me what is your intention to come to gym?

I was like wutttt? Come to gym of course I want to exercise, live a healthier lifestyle lah? If not what? come here and kao lui kao zai?

So I said I wanted to build more muscle.

and she said i dun look fat but still can join the cardio classes

then after some conversation bla bla bla bla and ask lots questions she said so you have the desire, you have the money and the convenience as in time and location

so she introduced the package to me and say if I sign up membership today I wont have to pay the rm300+ processing fees

If i dun sign up the membership today and let say i sign up other day I have to pay the extra rm300

I asked can i sign up other time? coz I wanted to do trial out first

Then she said must sign up right now coz this is for the first time visitor incentives, so i used my "first time visiting incentives"

This is like forcing me to sign up on the spot or else other time I won't be able to enjoy your cheap "incentive"

so i didn't sign up their membership coz I am a cheapskate

do their so-called "consultants" get commissions for getting ppl to sign up their membership?

y so despo keep asking ppl to sign up this that

dun like impatient ppl

Just now mercedes benz fetch me

SnailWithFingers — Tue, 24 May 2016 20:23:10 +0800

Just now I was outside, so I use grabcar apps to go home

to my surprise got this uncle drive mercedes benz to fetch me

I ask him is this ur car? since you so rich why still drive grabcar?

he said he juz drive for fun coz he is too free

recently I used grabcar alot

I always bluff in this forum

SnailWithFingers — Tue, 24 May 2016 16:10:43 +0800

Today I was so bored

So I read back the history post I had written and posted here, I laughed out so hard, most of the topics I opened here I bluff, however some might be a bit true but I exaggerated 99.

How do I decline work offer and interview? :(

SnailWithFingers — Thu, 12 May 2016 15:59:28 +0800

I went to an interview for an internship placement in a company last month, then I wait and wait...had been already 2 weeks still no news

so I got desperate and applied 23 part time works in Jobstreet..

then suddenly the next 2 day that company which I had interview last month called me and wanted to offer me an internship opportunity there

I said I would like to accept the internship there coz I like the work and learning experience in that company

then suddenly many company also called me to go for interview...OMG....

I really dunno how even though I have already withdrew application coz got this desperate guy called me and invited me for an interview even though I said I am going to accept another offer but he said just come to the interview

Then when I went to the interview, he was very intimidating...i very skedding.. he a bit discouraging me saying that the offer im going to accept in another company would be staying in office whole day la (means that would be dull and boring la etc) and future work is challenging although value is high

but actually I am ok with that mah, it is just a learning experiences

I am just second year undergraduate student looking for internship experiences what and it is my option and decision what.....

How do I decline him?

y he so despo and a bit aggresive? there are so many applicants who can do work for him also

first time in my life i feel discouraged, i dont wanna do work anymore and go home call papa and mama

I am offered 128 for 7 gb..

SnailWithFingers — Tue, 05 Apr 2016 22:32:38 +0800

Harlo... I don't get it... I was offered 128 for 7gb, unlimited calls & sms and free spotify streaming.

Is this cheap?

My package now is 75 for 5 gb only....

should i take it?

Where got nice chinese new year decos?

SnailWithFingers — Sat, 23 Jan 2016 19:44:56 +0800

Just want to know which places got really magnificent chinese new year deco?

Because I want to go there take pretty pretty photos

I cant decide to buy Note 5 or 6s Plus

SnailWithFingers — Fri, 15 Jan 2016 22:28:27 +0800

Note 5 32gb - around 2.6k
6s Plus 64gb- around 4.1k

Note 5 has many flexible functions, more friendly user, very flexible with files sharing etc, equipped with a S pen too, but it looks so plastic

6s Plus- gold colour, impressive branding, give rich impressions, friendly user too but IOS is not as flexible as android which are convenient when sharing files etc

Indecisive! I cant decide which one to buy!

i want buy new phones

SnailWithFingers — Wed, 13 Jan 2016 21:27:06 +0800

My old phone just broken. I want buy new phone.

can recommend any phone model? and how much? what's the best deal in the telco package? Very lazy to do read and do survey

apply, samsung or other brands

my uncle offers me jobs

SnailWithFingers — Mon, 28 Sep 2015 22:06:44 +0800

he said i look smart and clever. he said after i graduate, he wanna hire me to be his company director's assistant coz the company director has too much duties cannot even handle, need a kaki like me to manage matters for him. watafak?

start salary is 7.5k + other benefits

I dunno he say say bluff only or really serious but i say I will definitely consider and accept the offer.

but i havent graduate leh. later he goes hire other ppl first pula

19 y/o died of using too much steroids

SnailWithFingers — Thu, 24 Sep 2015 14:55:17 +0800

Teenager who died of a ruptured aorta was 7ft 2ins tall and had taken steroids because he dreamed of being the next Rock
Andrej Gajdos, 19, collapsed outside Tesco store and died almost instantly
Inquest heard he died of a ruptured thoracic aorta - main artery in the chest
Post-mortem found traces of anabolic steroids and testosterone in body
A memorial page set up said student had 'aspirations to be the next Rock'

If steroids is that bad, y ppl keep using it to build muscles?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-32...ured-aorta.html

why skinny guys always want to increase fats?

SnailWithFingers — Tue, 22 Sep 2015 13:32:56 +0800

so i talked to this skinny guys, he said he wanted to increase fats!

I said why do you want to be fats?

He said:" Coz i am skinny!"

I said maybe you can increase muscles instead of FATS!

NO ONE WANTS TO BE FATS?

or does he mean he want to bulk up first then after that only cut fats n increase muscles

TAYLOR'S UNI bus spotted at the rally

SnailWithFingers — Wed, 16 Sep 2015 13:34:53 +0800

There goes your reputation Taylor's University

https://www.facebook.com/TaylorsUniversityM...018241801533073

why do some guys use steroids?

SnailWithFingers — Tue, 15 Sep 2015 23:55:16 +0800

i dun understand. y?

the other day i was in the gym with my friend, suddenly we saw a really really buff guy so we assume he used steroid and there we go we discussed about steroids.

he said steroids make guys become more muscular, buffer and more effective and more manly in a faster way. it acts like a catalyst in building up the muscles of your body. it is also many kinds of synthetic testosterone prescribed by pharmacy or doctor blah blahs

I joked that the steroids make the men's balls shrink if used in long term and it has adverse effect on liver. <<<joke aside, i thought these side effects are minimal n negligible?

and normally a very skinny guy might take 3-4 years to bulk up to become really buff and muscular if worked out correctly, if used steroids, he can get the same outcomes in 1-2 years.

REALLY OR NOT! where to get steroids then? from the doctors? Just go to the doctor and say hi doctor i need steroids for gym

Where in KL can buy minion cakes?

SnailWithFingers — Sun, 30 Aug 2015 17:34:57 +0800

Like in the pictures?

The pictures I googled.

My mum said she saw the minions cake very adorable. so she wanna buy some minions cake for birthday celebration

but i think it looks ugly. who wanna eat yellow cake. bersih meh

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my angmohs friends ask me what is BERSIH 4.0?

SnailWithFingers — Wed, 26 Aug 2015 17:46:26 +0800

my angmohs friends ask me what is bersih 4.0.

I really dunno how to answer man. i told them its a concert which will be held in kl street roads and many artists will be going. and most importantly its free and must wear yellow

i was just messing around but then they got serious

and now they said THEY WANT TO GO THE BERSIH 4.0 WATAFAK!!!!!!!

HAHAHA AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU TRASH

SnailWithFingers — Sun, 16 Aug 2015 21:19:12 +0800

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Muscular woman in dress

SnailWithFingers — Sun, 16 Aug 2015 14:54:36 +0800

She is more muscular than most of the guys

Will u tap?

http://www.mensphysique.com.my/index.php/home

http://www.mensphysique.com.my/index.php/i...tfolio/?page=30

i cannot stand it anymore, my mum keeps listening

SnailWithFingers — Sun, 16 Aug 2015 14:35:57 +0800

i cannot stand it anymore, my mum keeps listening to Teresa Teng's songs. inside car got a lot the oldies CDs, even the ipod adapter is full with those annoying oldies songs, also at home she put the ipod with the amplifier full with teresa teng songs.

When i turn off or switch to other songs, she will get mad:" Oiiii turn it on! I want listen please!!"

everyday i feel like living in daymare and at night i feel like nightmare, when i sleep the songs linger in my head

please i think i need to see psychologist, TERESA TENG GHOST IS HAUNTING ME

i can hear teresa said:" I am coming for you.. i am coming for you"