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ASB 2 dividend 5.25%

viole — Thu, 28 Mar 2024 13:53:59 +0800

Cukurrrr.

https://www.thestar.com.my/business/busines...or-asb2-and-asm

Frequently asked by PRC..

viole — Fri, 01 Mar 2024 20:06:39 +0800

So ayem work in projek with a lot of prc people recently.. and i was frequently asked by many of them…

Is it true malai people can marry 4 in malaysia?

Kristian in K, come bing plis

viole — Mon, 01 Jan 2024 10:30:45 +0800

So i just saw group of christians and a man in white robe doing the baptize of few adults (the one soak2 in water) at my condo swimming pool.

Actually this is my first time seeing it live. So where do you guys normally go to baptize?

Cina sekalian, kam answer

viole — Tue, 19 Dec 2023 17:48:04 +0800

So next week we want to celebrate my moi’s kazen birthday.

But kazen actual birthday is last week but we busy.

My moi said cina pantang blow candle if its belated birthday.

Betul ke or my moi skem me?

Kisah pendek viole siri 27 : edisi moi makan haram

viole — Thu, 07 Sep 2023 09:38:17 +0800

Sekalian /kfags,

Minggu lalu ayem jalan jalan cari makan la bersama moi. Kunjung ke gerai mee rebus. Nampak sedap ingin cuba la kan.

Moi : vi, i want that mee rebus. Jom see.

Viole : mee rebus tetel. So weird name. But lets try.

Sebagai bf yang prihatin, ayem pun survey survey lah bahan masakan supaya tak haram dimakan oleh moi. Nampak ada tabung sayur, tabung mince meat dan tabung noodle dekat gerai.

Viole : bang, ni daging apa ye? Lembu ke? *tunjuk tunjuk di mince meat*

Seller : bukan. Tu ayam.

Viole : ok lah. Bagi mee rebus 2. Satu tak nak sayur.

Seller : ok nanti kita hantar ke meja.

Lepas kemudian, mee pun sampai.

Amoi : makan dulu. Slurp.

Tiba amoi berenti makan. Dan terus keluar phone google google.

Amoi : vi. Do you know what tetel means?

Viole : what?

Amoi : tetel tu beef la bongok!!

That day ayem kena scold because moi termakan haram.

Jibai betul itu gerai. Guna la bm standard. Tetel tetel… guna la daging lembu kan senang orang faham. Tetel apa lj. Tetek i know la.

Kisah pendek viole siri 26 : edisi moi soal siasat

viole — Tue, 27 Jun 2023 07:45:27 +0800

Sekalian /kfags.

Minggu lepas ayem baru lah saja pulang dari outstation. Macam biasa melayu kan malas, jadi ayem hantar saja lah baju satu luggage busuk masam ke kedai laundry.

Pulang bakul saja, ayem pun pesan ke moi, ini kasi lipat horr.

tengah ayem shower shower…

Moi : vi!!!! Viii!!! Come out you!! (Shout shout)

Viole : what? Shocked me.( open bathroom door)

Moi : what is thiss?? (Moi show me a brooch)

Viole : huh where do you get this?

Moi : i fold your laundry clothes and found this. Whose?? Who that girl?

Moi : must be malay girl use brooch for tudung. Must be you la tu find other girl.

Viole : mana…..

Moi : better you admit… haa now you want malay girl pulak? Who is the girl??

Viole : from laundry kot….

Moi : *tokok tokok tokok non stop while me standing there naked*

The convo continued for almost an hour before i said later i ask the laundry and return back. Must be got customer forgot to take it out and miss it there..

Whoever that bij is… really jibai…ayem kena scold for nothing.

How about you guys? Got kena sus from partner when you are totally innocent?

Drills:

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Share ketupat and lemang drillzzz

viole — Sat, 22 Apr 2023 08:35:10 +0800

Selamat hari raya kfagsss!!

Jom share share ketupat lemang rendang picture. Ayem still working outstation todeii so cant celebrate raya. And my hotel didnt serve rendang

Come share jiu guys punya raya meal!

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Kisah pendek viole siri 25 : edisi amoi ganas

viole — Wed, 12 Apr 2023 09:20:45 +0800

Sekalian kfags.

Hari ni hari puasa. So macam biasa masa sahur ayem bangun lah. Amoi masih syok syok tido sana. Dengki juga bila tengok.

Lepas makan ayem pun sambung tido balik. Amoi masih dengkur sana. Lagi pun hari ni wfh. Mau tido lama biar amoi dengki kena bangun pagi pergi kerja.

Sedang syok syok tido..

Amoi : vi!!!!!!! *shout from bathroom*

Viole : *woke up* what…..

Amoi : eeeeiiii geliiii!! You forgot to flushh your pee!!!

Viole : *got out from bed to bathroom* mana..?

Amoi : this!! Eeiii gelii laa. Why you like thiss? Never forgett to flushh!! So disgusting.. like old ahpek la you.. bla bla bla and the nagging continue forever

Viole : *suddenly woke up from dream* damnn what a nightmare. Damnn.

Nasib mimpi saja. Belum sempat ayem sambung tido balik….

Amoi : viiii!!!!!!! *shout from kitchen*

Viole : …………. Shit…

Ktard sekalian how pula? Selalu kena nag dan marah oleh waifu di rumah? Mari cerita.

Happy puasa kfags.

PSA: ASB and ASB2 limit already up by 100k

viole — Fri, 31 Mar 2023 23:41:48 +0800

Sekalian bumis semua,

Time to roll more money into that compounding interest machine.

Money printer go brrrr brrrrrrr!

Kfc Arabian Spice Review

viole — Fri, 17 Mar 2023 14:26:14 +0800

Sekalian /kfags,

So todei ayem test the new kfc arabian flavor. My set comes with 2 chicken, 1 coleslaw, 1 mash potato and 1 drink.

The flavor is not that spicy (as in hot). Comparable or maybe lesser than the usual spicy chicken. Heck even some zinger burger is hotter than this. And im the guy who cant eat spicy food at all. I dont even eat sambal.

But the flavor, damn its very rich in spices taste, more like a bastard of bbq and tandori taste gone wrong. Cant really describe the taste. And i never find the same taste at arab restaurant. In fact, after a bite, i can still feel the flavor at the back of my throat.

Will i order this again? Big fuckin no.

Damage was rm17.50 for this set.

Sekian.

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laptop/dekstop/mac suggestion

viole — Sat, 11 Mar 2023 23:15:28 +0800

sekalian guys.

so my 10 years old laptop died on me today.

now i need to find new laptop/dekstop/whatevertop. kam help me guys.

requirement;

- small form factor. for dekstop, small dekstop. for laptop, no bigger than 14".
- software to run; vmware, teamviewer, microsoft offices, tonnes of google chrome tabs.
- budget max 3.5k

now ayem considering basic mac mini m2 rm2.5k. got better suggestion guys?

upah

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I have been curious since i was a kid..

viole — Tue, 31 Jan 2023 14:36:41 +0800

Dear /kfags yang bijaksana,

What is the use of this?

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/k kam help me

viole — Wed, 04 Jan 2023 12:33:05 +0800

sekalian /ktards,

semalam my moi cook pasta mushroom sedap. tapi hari ni ku laosai dan mushroom keluar bersama tahi.

how setel? my perut digestion system tak fungsi?

Wise man said….

viole — Sun, 20 Nov 2022 16:19:26 +0800

Do you want to be right?

Or do you want to win?

No matter what camp you side with…

viole — Wed, 16 Nov 2022 20:05:28 +0800

Cant deny the song quite lit.

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Scooter moi

viole — Sun, 13 Nov 2022 13:29:56 +0800

Kfags,

Bantu ayem fikir kejap. Viet moi, thai moi, indo moi, china moi many can ride scooter.

Why our my moi cant ride scooter eh?

We pampered our moi too much?

Kisah pendek viole siri 24 : edisi kepci

viole — Wed, 26 Oct 2022 09:58:59 +0800

Sekalian /kfags,

Beberapa minggu lalu, ayem bekerja lah ke china. Kerja luar lama lama lalu ayem pun miss lah kepci malaysia.

Namun moi kata, cuba try test lah makan lokal. Ayem tak tahu sangat lalu ayem tanya lah ke ayem punya client.

(Perbualan telah di translasi dari chinglish ke k-melayu)

Viole : client, sini apa best?

Client : lu mau carik apa? Cari ayam ka, cari tempat lepak ke, carik apa? Lu mau how?

Viole : bukan itu. Sini mana sedap sedap makan?

Client : lu suka apa? Kasi tau sini.

Viole : wa suka kepci dan mekdi.

Client : lain punya food? Apa local food lu makan hari hari?

Viole : flied jikin.

Client : …. You should go to amerika. Not china.

Viole : …….

Client : …….

Ktards pula suka makan apa?

Bonus :

Kepci & mcd angus mushroom burger drills.

Kisah pendek viole siri 23 : edisi kereta

viole — Wed, 10 Aug 2022 12:10:25 +0800

Sekalian /kfags,

Minggu lalu, ayem dan moi berhajat lah ke kedai kereta. Kereta ayem ini sudah mentua. 12 tahun tua. Bincang bincang demgan moi, ayem dan moi setujuan untuk lihat kereta baru. Bau pun baru. Bontot pun sedapan duduk di kusyen baru.

Ayem dan moi kunjung lah ke proton. Itu saja mampu guys.

Sampai ke proton..

Apek proton : apa mau?

Viole : mau test drive ada ka sini?

Apek proton : ok lu tunggu kejap ha.

Sambil tunggu dekat sofa, moi dan ayem tengok lah x70. Sebelah sofa saja. Tiba apek proton sampai.

Apek proton : ha ini kereta bagus abang. Besar. Boleh muat satu kampung. Bla bla bla design bagus. Bla bla bla engine bagus. Bla bla bla terbagus.

Apek proton : kalau tidak suka besar sangat, mari kita tengok sebelah. X50. Banyak cun wo. Bla bla bla bagus. Bla bla bla cun. Bla bla bla banyak sedap.

Apek proton : haa macam mana? Mesti you suka x50. Moi pun senang pandu. Tak besar sangat. Mau test drive ini kali tak?

Viole : mau test drive tapi bukan ini.

Apek proton : mau test drive mana? X70 kan?

Viole : persona ada ka apek?

Apek proton : …….

Viole : ……….

So guys, persona ok ke?

what seems important..

viole — Wed, 03 Aug 2022 13:29:16 +0800

but actually is overrated?

/bincang 10marks

Bahasa kelantan….

viole — Mon, 01 Aug 2022 23:36:18 +0800

Is it a slang or a dialect?