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DAP Ni Malaikat Kot

mybanana — Mon, 04 Nov 2024 16:45:33 +0800

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5uOM_hDJgc

So, now cainis oso boikot McD arr?

mybanana — Sat, 31 Dec 2016 00:15:28 +0800

Age 19, earns RM101,000 in 4 hours

mybanana — Wed, 11 Nov 2015 11:39:17 +0800

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Student earns RM101,000 in 4 hours, drives home a Volkswagen Beetle
BY EUGENE MAHALINGAM

KUALA LUMPUR: A 19-year-old student, Sim Yu Chin (pic), earned over RM101,000 in less than four hours and drove off with a brand new Volkswagen Beetle 1.2 TSI at the final round of Kenanga Investment Bank Bhd’s (KIB) KenTrade Trading Challenge 2.

Sim, who was only a consolation-prize winner at KIB’s inaugural challenge last year, said he always dreamed big and traded stocks that “had momentum” to help him win the big prize.

“I did my research and invested in what I felt were the strongest stocks. I think people that want to invest in the stock market should start small and dream big.

“Age is not a barrier and never give up,” he said at a press conference following the challenge on Monday.

Sim, who before this “did not trade very much” on the stock market, said the victory would now encourage him to be more active with stock-trading.

First runner-up at the challenge was 22-year old Lam Jun Wah, a strong contender at this year’s challenge, as well as KIB’s inaugural event in 2014.

Open to all Malaysians aged 18 years and above, KIB’s KenTrade Trading Challenge 2 will once again feature two categories of participants – Student (between 18 and 24 years) and Public (18 years and above).

The top 20 players (10 from the Student and 10 from the Public category) with the overall highest growth (which will look at virtual realised profit, unrealised profit and cash balance) from Oct 1 to 30 qualified to participate in the grand finale, which was held from 9.00am to 12.30pm at Bursa Malaysia’s Listing Gallery.

In collaboration with Bursa Malaysia and Volkswagen Malaysia, the KenTrade Trading challenge 2 was held in partnership with Berjaya RadioShack, Equities Tracker, Chart Nexus, NetInfinium and also KenWealth.

KIB executive director and equity broking head Lee Kok Khee said the challenge this year attracted over 18,000 participants compared with 12,000 last year.

He said the bulk of the participants, or 70%, were males.

“We even attracted a visually-impaired participant who made it into the top ten,” he said.

inb4, /ktards earns 20k/month
inb4, /ktards here make money jd kibod warior
inb4, /ktards sudah keje salah bidang

So, ada wang ada amoi is not applicable anymore

mybanana — Fri, 02 Oct 2015 10:09:27 +0800

[YOUTUBE]Gzn3E5HNcNA[/YOUTUBE]

So be a whiteman
how to be a white?

this

or this

Korang penah tak?

mybanana — Mon, 07 Sep 2015 20:45:43 +0800

Korang penah tak...dah kawin, tp still/penah main ngn pompuan lain?

Tak kisah la ngn awek ke ngn ayam.

Korang rasa bersalah x?

Pastu, klu dah kawin korang rasa chances nak main ngn awek lain ada x?

Psl slalu awek x nak rapat dgn laki yg dah kawin.

Tax Audit/Assessment

mybanana — Tue, 20 Jan 2015 14:26:39 +0800

Dear all /k/tard...

I just received official notification from <......>, asking me to prove my all my supporting document for tax I declare during 2011.
I manage to find it all (luckily I still keep it), EXCEPT for books,magazine purchase receipt.

Anyone at here expert can help me to create <.......> receipt? The amount just around 600 only worr...
inb4 ayam sked kene saman if failed to prove it.

Seriously seeking for help from all expert here.

Bantuan Mangsa Banjir

mybanana — Mon, 29 Dec 2014 17:25:18 +0800

Yesterday ayam go to Tesco puchong, they arrange the donation in front of Tesco entrance.
Got so many people give a donation.

You know what, most victim from Kelantan are malay & muslim, but I saw so many non-muslim/non-malay give a donation there. Same goes happen at ttdi area.
They just bought a good stuff from tesco & donates. Some of them push & full their trolley purposely for donation only.

Yes I know, most of the donation probably come from malay & muslim, but you know what, I salute this kind of people...
They not racist, tak kira apa bangsa, saling tolong menolong....

Not like people at /k/ here, keyboard warrior and racist level like hell...

And there is more frustrated part, go & read all the comment in FB regarding this situation. Really frustrated with 'some' of malay attitude..
Sh*t comment everywhere, kutuk sana sini.....politik tak abis2....sama je BN or PR.

Moral of story, lu pikir la sendiri!

p/s: cool story? later I upload drill

The PURGE

mybanana — Wed, 26 Nov 2014 21:25:10 +0800

[YOUTUBE]K0LLaybEuzA[/YOUTUBE]

Watch both of these movie. The Purge & The Purge; Anarchy.

So if one day Malaysia practice this policy, what will you do on the night of the purge?

"Rebuilt Malaysia as the safe and prosperous union our Old Founding Fathers envisioned. A Nation Reborn!"

SOS

Double-Parked Cars

mybanana — Tue, 25 Nov 2014 10:53:37 +0800

[YOUTUBE]LRP30mhqmnQ[/YOUTUBE]

anyone dare to do this? give a lesson to a d*ck hole!
selowpoke? don't care, becoz we still can find a lot of this d*ck hole attitude nowadays.

So let say forum.lowyat.net is kolos

mybanana — Sat, 26 Jul 2014 01:15:11 +0800

Any alternative forum? especially similar with kopitiam & /k/tard.

Israel logic

mybanana — Mon, 14 Jul 2014 06:39:19 +0800

summoning Israel expert [@Big Balls Jackson] & [@CeDhhVss]

inb4, it is not about support hamas / israel, it is about humanity
inb4, if non muslim harms, /k/ tard rage (equality, peaceful, right this, right that)
inb4, if muslim harms, ada /k/tard kisah?

inb4, /k/ ramai hypocrite b*stard

Malaysia under attack, again...

mybanana — Fri, 11 Jul 2014 16:39:36 +0800

Subsequent from the poll here;-
https://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?act=ST&f=23&t=3285436&st=

so here is the result. (as on 4.15pm today)

I volunteer join the army & defend Malaysia my country. [ 147 ] ** [40.50%]
Run to Canada or Australia or Hong kong. [ 69 ] ** [19.01%]
Hey, I pay a tax for what? This is RMA job to settle. [ 42 ] ** [11.57%]
Support the enemy & be part of them. [ 52 ] ** [14.33%]
This is ....... land, just let them fight for it. [ 53 ] ** [14.60%]

Now let create new poll based on fact.
Let say Malaysia is under attack by Israel or Thailand or Indon or singapore. And due to lack of military power, government urges you to join as military manpower/troops.
What will you do?

inb4, source of military power here
http://www.businessinsider.my/35-most-powe...7/#.U7-dNfmSzKg

inb4, mana Malaysia?

If Malaysia under attack

mybanana — Thu, 10 Jul 2014 16:05:10 +0800

Let say one day Malaysia is under attack.

Assuming our army is wiped out or lack of firepower/soldier to fight back.
So the enemy has landed & try to conquer every of our city. What will you do?

Your Office Hour

mybanana — Mon, 30 Jun 2014 15:30:50 +0800

What is your office hour during fasting month?

Me 8.30am - 4.30pm with no lunch hour.

My friend at UAE 8am - 2pm, best liao...

JPD

mybanana — Mon, 30 Jun 2014 09:49:11 +0800

This was happen last week at AEON, Malacca.
During peak time when all parking are full, this car park like an idiot.

JPD, luaskan kebodohan mu....

kthxbai

Bans swearing in arts and media

mybanana — Wed, 07 May 2014 09:19:00 +0800

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Russian President Vladimir Putin has signed a law banning all swearing in films, television broadcasts, theatres and the media.

Offenders will face fines - as much as 50,000 roubles (£829; $1,400) for organisations, or up to 2,500 roubles (£41; $70) for individuals.

Where disputes arise a panel of experts will decide exactly what counts as a swear word.

Books containing swear words will have to carry warnings on the cover.

Russia's Vesti news website says that, according to sociologists' research, swearing is common in two-thirds of Russian companies.

The law will take effect from 1 July and will not apply to cases of swearing at performances before that date.

A leading pro-Putin film director and now MP, Stanislav Govorukhin, was one of the new law's architects.

The law harks back to the conservatism of the Soviet period, when the Communist Party required artists and writers to avoid "decadent" Western fashions and to stick to traditional values.

Traders who fail to give consumers warnings about swearing in videos or other audiovisual products will risk having their licences withdrawn.

It is not clear whether the ban on swearing in the media will also extend to Russian users of international social media such as Twitter and Facebook.

SOS TOMATO

inb4, if Putin bans...ok
if muslim bans....consider taliban.

LOL

[WTB] SAMSUNG NEXUS S

mybanana — Mon, 10 Feb 2014 22:07:44 +0800

Hi all,

Does anybody here can provide me services to rollback back my hp?
My hp was Nexus S with Jellybean.

I want rollback to Gingerbread. And please don't ask me to google because I already tried by myself but failed.
Consider noob here..

So please, if anybody can help me...I don't mind to pay the services (please be reasonable lor..)
Or you can PM me.

TQ

NEXUS S

mybanana — Mon, 10 Feb 2014 21:57:14 +0800

Nearlee......kam in

mybanana — Thu, 16 Jan 2014 13:18:17 +0800

I saw most of any thread open at /k/, you must 1st reply it...or at least at 1st page.

u got nothin to do arr?
u 24/7 in front pc arr? (specifically in /k)
u forever arone ka?

summoning [@nearlee]

Other than Lazada & Rakuten

mybanana — Sun, 29 Dec 2013 19:16:00 +0800

As per topic above...
ayam want try online shopping,
but ayam dono what is best place other than lazada & rakuten...

can u suggest plis....