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yessss finally brought back my mahney back Msia !

chokolato — Thu, 22 Jun 2017 22:02:44 +0800

so after i won some money from casino previously

then decided to work in SG to earn 'halal' money when it was 2.6x exchange rate

amassed some good mahney from MBS and savings

now i bring back some SGD to raya.... with the new rate 3.1 ! woohoo

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syukurrr syukurrrr

what to do with SGD200k?

chokolato — Wed, 21 Jun 2017 23:42:32 +0800

after lurking in SG for some time, i've amassed a fortune and decided to bring back to malaysia.
most of earnings are from casino winnings, some are from stock market.

but looking at the SGD not going up anytime soon, i plan to bring back here to do something.
but what can i do?

to potong or not to potong

chokolato — Tue, 25 Feb 2014 11:17:33 +0800

During CNY my cousin from Singapore came back and my auntie came to visit us. Since it was some time I had not seen my cousin so we chat a bit lah. He was talking about his housemanship and stuff abt his experience on the patients and the critical circumstances in the hospital. And somehow we reached this topic: circumcision. I asked him whether is it true that circumcision has lesser risks of STD and so on. If it is true I might do so and also help my future son do it when he is a toddler.

Cousin : NO ! Do not do anything to it as god created everything for a purpose.

Me : But it's much safer and less risky for getting STD right?

Cousin : Who says so?

Me : Everyone. Even there's some articles on the net also claimed so.

He asked to discuss this at somewhere far from the family members so I brought him to the dining hall and he drew something on a paper during the discussion.

Cousin : Why do people have pimples on their face?

Me : Cos their skin oily loh...

Cousin : So what is the remedy?

Me : Buy those facial care stuff loh then clean face everyday.

Cousin : Partly true. The pimples acts as a feedback system to tell you that something is wrong with your body. You need to cure your body from the inside to completely heal the outbreaks.

(cousin was explaining about the importance of feedback system as a signal that something is wrong with the body. so long story cut short...)

Cousin : Our penis also have a feedback system, our foreskin carry such duty. when you removed your foreskin, you are removing an effective feedback system to signal any red lights on your body. Just like some car if you did not put on safety belt the car will make noise, some people think it is annoying and just remove the feature from the car.

(then cousin draw something like this on the paper)

Cousin : so a person contracted STD and the bacteria is in the urethra. Whenever urine passes it will carry the bacteria as well. That is why you have urine tests for your body checkup.

Cousin : So this person is circumcised, his urine will exit in a straight path into the urine bowl directly.

Cousin : But for a person that has a foreskin, the urine will first fill the spaces beneath foreskin and once overflowed then the urine will exit from the opening.

Cousin : Now compare both person. The foreskin will trap the urine to have contact with your penis head, effectively infect the skin with the bacteria it carried and causes rashes (this is for mild cases example. those serious case will have very obvious symptom regardless circumcise or not). This is what it mean by foreskin is dirty and easily contract STD because the moment you did it with someone infected next day you see rashes.

Cousin : A person without foreskin will not have such problem. He will not see rashes on the 'head' so that makes him think he is healthy. while those with foreskin will easily get rashes and panic. that makes these people top the statistics.

Cousin : Some of the STD do not have symptom and stay dormant in the body. So without the rashes he will still happily engage in free sex while the person who have rashes will be scared and receive early medication.

Cousin : It is up to you. If you want an honest feedback from your body, then keep the foreskin. If you want to have worry-free life, by all means remove it. Since it's YOLO right?

(since conversation too long i will stop here)

I think of sharing with /k/tards cos i care about you guys. For those that has the hesitation and dilemma to circumcise, now you have something to decide on.

TL;DR: a person with foreskin will have STD symptoms much faster and earlier than someone without foreskin. No symptom doesn't mean dont have, it just mean it is hiding inside. those articles published based on statistics that without foreskin = easier to get STD is true because not much ppl from the other group have reported or visit a specialist yet.

Summary : foreskin helps facilitate early detection of virus infections

inb4 nampak permainan TS. a religious person or orang yg alim will never hv free sex so they dont need to worry about contracting any virus cos no risk so it is a no prob to have foreskin removed as it is hygienic too.

this information is useful for those who not yet circumcise and is in dilemma.

Nikon vs Canon

chokolato — Wed, 19 Feb 2014 15:04:25 +0800

i've been using a D90 for some time already. my bro is sponsoring me a full-frame so i get to choose a new system (since my current system is dx so my lenses and all cannot be used for my new dslr body)

for full frame, which 1 is better? nikon or canon? i used to hear 5d is the best full-frame on earth but that was like few yrs back. i wonder which 1 is the bets now. hope /k/ photogs can advice.

tenkiu

the only thing can re-use is only the sb800 flash if i use nikon... but this wont stop me to migrate if needed.

ps: he only sponsor body cos cheap in US. i will be paying for the lenses + flash.

I am finally a Singaporkean !

chokolato — Mon, 17 Feb 2014 13:42:08 +0800

Thanks to /k/tards I have listen and follow you guys advice (thru result on the poll) and I've made the decision last month. So I will be earning SGD very soon.....

sure u guise want drill so i posting here

this card very important yo, it will allow me to earn SGD yo !!!

So my monthly earning will be RM2.62 * X amount (X = my salary in SGD)
even if i get SGD1.5k already more than my current salary in malaysia. but SG employer so good they give me very good salary in SGD !!! (almost same number/figure with my current salary)

hope SGD will get RM3 then I can be labelled as richfag already

thanks for all your advices. if not, i would've remained working with the shitty kompeni

Ecoworld open company at SP Setia

chokolato — Thu, 13 Feb 2014 11:28:03 +0800

so daring huh the boss. my sis in law told me Ecoworld have grand launching today at SP Setia land (Setia Alam) with lion dance and firecrackers and so on. so happening. it's like mencabar SP Setia saja.....

who want to see new property launching by Ecoworld can go see today, ada diskaun promosi !

Semoga ecoworld berjaya dalam perjalanan menentang SP Setia

about TheOwl butthurt

chokolato — Thu, 13 Feb 2014 11:23:42 +0800

Yesterday out of no where this Owl come attacking me for no apparent reason. I dont understand why. I did nothing to him. Why is he so vicious? Last time also he attack me mocked me in my other thread. Why is he so free nothing better to do?

I read the threads he opened and the big drama that happened last night and I found out there is a lot people that became his victim of abuse and disliked him. Why he so remorseless? He always hurt people hurt me, never think of my feelings?

And most important of all is I am not imagine90. I registered and open threads must earlier than imagine90 so that is impossible i am imagine90. dont know why he keep accuse me saying i am imagine90. it is just like US keep accuse afghan have WMD and use it as excuse to attack them.

Sigh I am so innocent la what i do? money really root of evil. Open thread related to money then attract evil like theowl to come attack me mentally

few guys dominate 80% of girls

chokolato — Wed, 12 Feb 2014 13:13:11 +0800

last week I attended a wedding dinner and we had groups photo and i was tagged on facebook.
then this morning my colleague ask me "hey u know this guy (let's call him Mr H)" i said "ya he was my college mate" then she ask me about him. she said they were from the same hometown but nowadays seldom meet dy. then I told her some stuff about him.

"is he still with Melissa?" i was quite surprised... she know about her. then i said "no lo.. 2nd year they broke off dy" then my colleague (let's call her Miss A) is shocked "how come? I thought he love her very much!" then i say "that guy player lah..right after broke up straightaway hook up with another girl liao."

Miss A "is the new gf pretty?"
Me "yes she's pretty but they broke off already. I see from his fb he got another gf"
Miss A "wow he keep on change gf huh.."
Me "Why? You like him issit.. go confess to him la.. who knows he will dump the gf for you"

Miss A looks sad and she just say nvm la and walk away..

Then I ajak Miss A go for early lunch and she told me everything. He was her first love, first bf. She gave everything to him thinking he was the one and he went to KL study while she study form 6. few months later He told her he fell in love with another girl and he love her very very much (Melissa) and hope Miss A would let him go. She did because she loved him and she cried day and night.. Because of this incident she was single for almost 7 yrs.

When I told her the stories... she felt cheated..she realize she's been duped by this guy. Though she said the feeling was real and she can feel his love.. but how can he change so many lovers so fast. Then I message my college friends and dig more stories. We found out he dated quite a lot girls in college! Then my friend told me this which i felt funny... "He damn keng ehh get a lot first blood" at first i thought he mean the first blood in dota.. but ... the first blood literally means the first bloood (if u know what i mean).

after lunch my friend whom i called earlier sent me this photo and say "life is so unfair" and i understand him.

look at this simple scenario there are 15 girls and 12 guys. Mr H alone already makan 8 girls (and then let's say 3 ex gf of the bf of the 7 girls also used to date Mr H meaning 11 girls). 1 guy alone sudah makan so huge portion.. while there are so many single guys who never paktor before (/k/tards for example). isn't this unfair?

These type of guy pandai sweet talk and makan so many girls then after these girls had trauma and bad experience liao kena dumped.. then only the good guys get to b with them.. and still a lot of guys still remained single..

sigh life is so unfair

BMW i8 production 2014

chokolato — Mon, 10 Feb 2014 15:06:52 +0800

Production starts 2014 !!! how much is the price here? Since this is Hybrid car there's no tax right? I think this car will make CRZ owners piss in their pants.

since no tax.. i'm looking at around 200k MYR?

long queue at LRT station just now

chokolato — Mon, 10 Feb 2014 14:45:15 +0800

just now we went to lunch klcc so we take LRT go. then while going back, I queue up to buy the token for my colleagues. then the queue was very long... after waited so long... the queue was standstill.

a philippines wimminz (not pretty so no drill.. fat wan) was there so long at the machine.. after waiting some time i realize queue not moving so i look in front see whats happening. I'm the 3rd in the queue.. the philippines wimminz was talking on the phone asking for direction and she couldnt find where is jelatek station.. i heard she say on the phone "i cannot find where is jelatek !"

the 2nd person in the queue is a chick and she was looking at her facebook on phone.. damn she buat tak tau never initiated to go help the philippines wimminz.. after a while i cannot tahan already i go to the machine show the philippines wimminz where is jelatek and help her buy the tiket. she keep say thanks to me. then i walk back to the queue and the chick in front me proceed to go buy the ticket.

my colleague then say "what kind of people is this.. see a foreigner in trouble never offer help only know how to play with phones... what's wrong with malaysians nowadays" then I give a stare at my colleague and i kept quiet.

the chick in front after getting her tiket she turn back and look at my colleague and say "what's wrong with malaysians nowadays only know how to complain.. dont be another ambiga only know how to talk" and she walks away before my colleague can react.. (fyi my colleague description is like ambiga.. i dowan mention further cos sked vrooom hammer..) and she say "wow... what attitude is that !! "blablablala.. i just nod nod and i proceed to buy tikets for the rest. and i had short laugh in my heart.

the journey back to office seems so long with my colleagues ranting... haha... actually i do agree.. my this colleague quite outspoken la.. cannot keep mouth shut wan. just because she worked oversea b4 she think her english very good and macam holier than thou attitude.

you think pilot is a great and fun job?think again

chokolato — Mon, 10 Feb 2014 11:11:14 +0800

dear /k/tards you no longer need to jelly these pilots earning handsome money because afterall... the airline company pays so much to compensate on their ailing health. we should feel glad that we get to spend more time with our dear family, spend more time down to earth, and most importantly more healthier and longer life span than the jetsetters and pilots.

read here

i know /k/tards prefer ppl spoonfed them so i copy paste here too. but do check out on the links to see the photos.. quite scary u know

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TL;DR these bunch of ppl measured radiation level is 40 times higher than safety level when they in long haul flight. they suggest we take propeller jets (fireflyz) coz its radiation level is too low and very safe for us.

bangla curi ambik gambar pramugari AA

chokolato — Fri, 07 Feb 2014 15:45:47 +0800

this bangla was curi-curi snapping the air stewardess piktar with his phone. everytime the air stewardess walk past, he will take out his camera and snap her ass / back.. sometime when she is coming from opposite and stop to talk to passengers, this bangla will snap her photo too.

i didnt able to take photo of him in action, but this piktar taken when he reviewing the photos he taking... then after he stand up walk into the toilet quite long. then my fren said he took the air stewardess piktar go in toilet TFK...

damn i terus refrain myself from going toilet.. damn geli oi !

young kid proves that ada wang ada amoi

chokolato — Thu, 06 Feb 2014 13:08:16 +0800

irregardless of your age, whether young or old, a boy or a man with money will always find chicks.. hawt chickss..

this 16 year old boy Chang Jia Lok from shenzhen is a son of a wealthy billionaire businessman. and how he spends his father's fortune? and see what girls did the father's fortune attracted for him?

yes that is the 16 yrs old's girlfriend (they are in official relationship)

they always go party together (such a loyal boy)

the girlfriend is few yrs older than him...

to him age doesnt matter as long is true love and they are deeply in love

this lovely couple always travel around the world in luxury

enjoying life to the fullest

RoBoCop - made in USA vs made in China

chokolato — Thu, 06 Feb 2014 12:05:56 +0800

you prefer made in USA version or made in China version?

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i wonder why nowadays so many holywood movie sure got some freaking scene with cainis ppl toking in cainis.. working as worker or scientist at some research lab or high tech manufacturing factory.. is this stereotype or what?

hipokrit pipu during CNY

chokolato — Wed, 05 Feb 2014 12:26:53 +0800

it was such a pain to organize a CNY dinner for my colleagues... (22 of them) when I presented the menu of the dinner sets to them ask them choose... as usual they choose the rm888 set (not cheapest yet not most expensive).. ok lor fine lo.. then got some smartass reply "i dont want the sharkfin can? change to others" then a lot hypocrite follow already... 1 by 1 replied the email said "yea i agree, say no to sharkfin" blablabla.. damn stoopid.. i sudah book u last minit say dowan sharkfin..

ok fine lor... i called up the restoran to change. feel a bit rugi cos u pay rm888 price inclusive for sharkfin.. u change to some cheapo chicken soup without sharkfin yet we dont get reduction on price (manager said its set price cannot change dy) feel damn 'boh tat' (not worth)

then pulak another colleague who is in the loop but he not joining us (cos the email i send to whole department). he is a vegan and he say "why choose to protect only sharks? is it ok to kill other animals then? why so bias?" then nobody replied the email.. total silent hahaha

then til D-Day ... food came.. everyone eated happily... lou sang kuat wishes also.. food dishes all eat til clean clean.

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so i went home a happy man cos i eated the yummy sharkfin.. and the price i pay ... no rugi ! haha

is it so weird i did not order drinks?

chokolato — Wed, 05 Feb 2014 12:02:56 +0800

I've noticed this for some time already.
Lately I go mamak eated... the aneh sure ask "minum apa" then i said "tak mau minum.. bagi roti telur 1" then he give me weird stare and walk off.

followed by 2nd waiter ask me "minum apa" then i said tak mao.. then 3rd person come 4th person come.. i think all the worker of the mamak shop already came ask me.. its until my food arrives nobody ask anymore. all give me weird stare when i said I dont want to drink..

then I go to cainis shop also... those kopitiam/with food stalls.. when I no order drink.. the myanmar or vietnam guy will like "HUH?" i said "dont want drink" in cantonese then they will give that same stare... damnit...

is it a sin i dont want to drink? why give that stare? i dont want drink cos minuman so mahal... last time in hometown the shop near my hse kasi minum FOC.. nobody ever come ask "minum apa" punya... but KL ppl all so money minded apa pon mau untung..

am i cheapskate for not wanting to order drinks?

indian complain cainis food expensive

chokolato — Tue, 28 Jan 2014 11:59:15 +0800

this morning i eated at chinese noodle shop. so in front my table seated 2 indian enjoying their pork noodles and kopi ais. (he got 1 takeaway paket dunno what food) when he ask the bos to kira, the bos mari and tekan his kalkulator.

"17.50" (in BM)

customer: "woi begitu mahal kah!"
taukeh: "sudah murah lahhhh"
customer: "saya makan satu roti telor dan teh tarik RM3 saja oooo"
taukeh: "itu lain.. ini mee babi sedap punya... RM5 saja"
(customer paid rm20 while saying)
customer: "lain kali saya xmo datang sini lagi.. makanan mahal"
(taukeh return the balance while saying)
taukeh: "ok.. kalau dah boring makan roti telor, boleh datang sini makan lagi ya" (while laughing)

then the bos and the staff toking in cantonaise (content not suitable to reveal here)

why cina to cina no toking cina ah?

chokolato — Mon, 27 Jan 2014 14:12:30 +0800

So I was having discussion with my colleague who is a cainis... then the angmoh from NL came over and say this "guys... both of you are Chinese right?"

me : "yep"

angmoh : "then why are you talking in English and not Chinese?"
me : "because this is work place so we use English"
angmoh : "okay.. that's weird because back in NL we use dutch even in office, and anywhere"
us : "wokkkkayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

and the angmoh just walk away.. then i told my colleague "come let's talk in Cantonaise"
(the awkward silence)

then we resume talking in English

my cousin so damn sombong kiasu pipu liao

chokolato — Thu, 23 Jan 2014 12:25:14 +0800

we have a whatsapp group for cousins. so this particular cousin was born in SG. my uncle went there in the early years to work and settle down then got a PR there. so my cousin she just came back from Europe trip and she was talking about it and how much she spent and how expensive Europe. she said when she went to AUD she only brought few K can buy a lot stuff eat good food and went a lot places... so i ask la.. what's the rate for EUR to SGD.. she said 2 times.. damn mahal.. then another cousin said "wahlao u 2 times only leh.. we 4 times lehhh" then the SG cousin said "no lahh.. RM is almost 5x" then i no believe la and argue... i said RM is going up liao... it is until i did a google search and i was so surprised... since when RM so low !!!!!

SGD - MYR

USD - MYR

EUR - MYR

AUD - MYR

AUD - SGD

EUR - SGD

USD - SGD

damn.. i wanna go singapork work liao...

company director resign, 200+ ppl follow him

chokolato — Wed, 22 Jan 2014 11:28:51 +0800

ytd night my bro family came back home to have dinner with us. sis-in-law told us her workplace story.

her kompeni is 1 of the big property developer in msia. her big bos resign already and the kompeni staff 200+ over ppl also resign want follow him to new company. most of these 200+ ppl are the brains and backbone of the company with senior & critical positions.

here's the thing. my sis-in-law also plan to resign. the HR managers (manager & asst manager) last day end of the month. she plan to tender on 1st feb. reason being, they couldnt find any replacement for both the HR managers.. so they ask the HR executives to be step-in manager until they hire someone. This HR executive is quite noob.. so my sis-in-law very much confident that her last day will be very easy, such as she can cut short the notice period, she can claim a lot of things (cos got rule say tender liao cannot claim), etc hr procedures.

the company is basically in a mess cos the old-timers are leaving.. only the new generation remains. i wonder how the company operation will be like after everyone finish serve notice already (in fact even now can see things got stuck and roadblocks already).

then i say la "not good la like this.. kesian the HR junior... i doubt u can bypass the system la cos HR procedures in place dy" then she say "currently got 200+ ppl tender already... once the HR manager leave.. u can see more ppl tender.. because everyone is talking abt using this taktik cos the HR manager very mafan wan.. so they will wait til the manager leave and tender"

itu saja my story