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Which is better to get amoi?

Izzizoiz — Sat, 14 Mar 2015 22:59:45 +0800

You can only choose one wish
-Have body like jason statham, 6'2, didi 8', face macho, brave and intelligent, guaranteed good health to your 80's and have the blueprints for portable holographic imaging systems.
or
-Some guy gave you RM1 billion after tax, legitimate earning LHDN wont suspect you. Nothing changes. Youre just as ugly and stupid as before.

Your aim is to attract as many amois you can. which option better?

Are the mods selling private information to

Izzizoiz — Sat, 14 Mar 2015 22:12:24 +0800

I would like to complain about member #tradeoffs1390
He has recently given me a pm that contains my phone no. in which i have never posted in lowyat before other than other members through pm and now bombarding my cell with a lot of hate messages that could warrant him in jail.
How did he managed to get such a sensitive information? Someone please do a background check on this guy

What will you do with Rm100 million?

Izzizoiz — Sat, 14 Mar 2015 13:17:21 +0800

If someone banked in to your account that amount today, what are your plans? Is that amount of money enough for you achieve everything youve ever wished for?

La ferrari, mclaren p1, 918 ordered same day?
Lush penthouse in damansara?
Large investments in stock?

What you gonna do?

Putin dead

Izzizoiz — Sat, 14 Mar 2015 13:07:34 +0800

Read all here
http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/4247972...erway-in-russia

Its happening

South africa will rule the world

Izzizoiz — Sat, 14 Mar 2015 12:48:52 +0800

One day, in the near distant future, south africa is going to be the next superpower, evenly competing with USA for dominance. They will initiate the second space race and will be responsible in many new innovations the world will use for times to come.
They are going to reinvent the google glass and repurpose it for daily use and popularize the hologram technology. The products that comes from south africa will be highly desired for its high quality and low price.
South africa will rise again and this time we'll make sure this country is ours forever.

Congratulations!

Izzizoiz — Fri, 02 Jan 2015 00:01:31 +0800

you didnt die on the first day of new years eve
you managed to surf the internet on this very day

some people are not fortunate

eg: 2 sinkies accident

CONGRATS!!!

2015

Izzizoiz — Thu, 01 Jan 2015 00:00:12 +0800

have fun doing whatever

bodoh megi kari

Izzizoiz — Mon, 29 Dec 2014 19:41:37 +0800

you guys already tried latest maggi curry?
so damn hot. i dont put anything in it and it burned my tounge
feel like makan sup cili padi

boikot

bagero sejuk

Izzizoiz — Mon, 29 Dec 2014 17:10:22 +0800

sejuk gile la ari ni
sun dont come up
indoors have been 25c all day long
feel like mati already

Youre getting old

Izzizoiz — Mon, 29 Dec 2014 14:00:31 +0800

check out this website
so cool

http://you.regettingold.com/23/05/1998/

property expert come in

Izzizoiz — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 18:43:19 +0800

can you lose a house thats fully paid for if you didnt pay the maintenance fee?
like this guy over here

http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/2007-08-16/news/powerfall/3/

what is maintenance fee anyway? if i bought a condo cash and forgot to pay the water bills and power bills am i forced to foreclose? cukai tanah tu ape?

what kind of shit is that?

How to sumpah seranah orang

Izzizoiz — Fri, 26 Dec 2014 04:02:00 +0800

there is this fella i really want die
but before he die i want him to suffer first
like super suffer, his parents die he got disease, bankrupt etc
how ar? what options can i use
which bomoh stronger? thai, malay, cina or india? got 1malaysia option?

can diy one? if pray to god can this work?

really want this bastid to die one. super sampah masyarakat i pray everyday calamity like motor accident happen to him and muka pecah otak bersepah one. better if he suicide

just figured out the best idea for website ever

Izzizoiz — Thu, 25 Dec 2014 18:38:29 +0800

lessay this website rite. made by this guy that will transfer rm1000 everyday to 1 random bank account.
but to enter user have to insert bank account to his website.
everyday the bank account is wipe out so to enter again for next day user have to enter bank account again

sound like shit right?

no its not. this website will gather attention of millions of people and bcos entering is easy, you just need to enter bank account and also its not haram since its not gambling. imagine millions of people, millions of viewers. that translates to millions of potential consumers for only rm1000 per day.

IMAGINE THE AD REVENUE. WTF ARE YOU GUYS DOING START MAKING THIS WEBSITE NOW.

What happens ar if property crash

Izzizoiz — Thu, 25 Dec 2014 13:26:23 +0800

lessay you bought your house rm400 000 this year and next year property crash and you house is valued at rm120 000.
so you still have to pay rm400 000 mortgage or the bank change tell you to pay rm120 000 instead?

if you still have to pay rm400k what happens if you refuse to pay? is the bank gonna black list you? even if you went out of da house you can still buy house next to you since its "cheaper" right?

pls educate me i dunno economics

marry crimas with no snow

Izzizoiz — Thu, 25 Dec 2014 02:53:38 +0800

today we will remember how santa clause went down the chimney to put presents underneath dead trees and how joyful children are after knowing that their parents are rich enough to get santa to make them the presents that they want.

some children might be sour for the santa brought the wrong gift, with timmy wanting a ps4 instead getting a useless but quite fancy wiiU for he wants to enjoy the slaughter of civilians in first person while playing GTAV.

and at night, the parents will be drunk and some will share a kiss under a mistletoe while others bicker and fight, screaming at each other as in a drunken rage, questioning their faithfulness in such a holy day.

we are all fortunate to have a day to celebrate the snowing and coldness where everyone is happy except the australians that makes snowmen out of sand and snow angels out of mud in a weather so hot, camels dont even live there

to all of you people, marry chritsmas

and oh jesus was born this day just in case you guys forgot

IDEA BUSINESS SEMPOI

Izzizoiz — Wed, 24 Dec 2014 23:14:01 +0800

Other forum actually have this and i realize lowyat absolutely nothing.

so far ideas that i got are:
-offer help to lipat baju
-offer iron baju
-basuh cermin kedai

all shit ones. you guys got anything better?

your lucky number today will be

Izzizoiz — Wed, 24 Dec 2014 12:37:39 +0800

second lucky number 7819
third lucky number 4336

please donate some if you win

news you missed this year

Izzizoiz — Tue, 23 Dec 2014 14:55:18 +0800

wtf i dunno he dead already. i thought still alive.

How to turn RM100 into RM1 billion

Izzizoiz — Mon, 22 Dec 2014 14:23:40 +0800

Bet toto 4d one one number for RM100 then use all the winning to bet on another win.
Keep doing this until you make RM1bil

kbye

#freeheckline
#bebaskankudaping
#Smakguydidnuthinwrong

I hereby curse those who reply to this thread

Izzizoiz — Mon, 22 Dec 2014 04:15:21 +0800

if its a girl:
she have the most angelic of faces and the brightest eyes
her hair is as soft as down feather and smells as good as a garden of roses
her body is fine, not too thin or too fat. the perfect curve
funny and charming personality
loves no other man than you
she will be caring and loving and cherish each and every second of your time with her
she will never get fat or sick, her beauty will remain with her as long as you live
her cooking is comparable to the greatest chef and an expert in cooking all of your heart desires
a vixen in bed yet still a virgin
loyal to you to the end

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both kind of lovers will make their first move and tries to initiate conversation with you. they will laugh at all your jokes and show obvious sign of interest. you will not freak out during this time and youll be cool and comfortable with their appearance and have the ability to hold a conversation

YOU ARE NOW CURSED. HAVE FUN

to reverse the effect of this curse just turn the steering wheel of a car all the way til the end. everything will return to normal and you should be back to your normal lives.