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The ZzzPhone Thread

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The ZzzPhone Thread

chypher — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 17:32:41 +0800

The Revolutionary ZzzPhone

ZzzPhone is manufactured by an American company with assembly plants in the heart of China's mobile phone supply chain and sold directly to customers with no agents or middlemen; these unlocked, quad-band cell phones deliver features comparable to the ultra-popular Nokia N95 and Apple iPhone, at a significantly discounted price.

The zzzPhone is doing what the DELL computer is doing. A customized cell phone. The "default" zzzPhone cost is USD 149 (around Rm 480). Making it cheap and reliable phone to use.

Here's the rough comparison of the zzzPhone with Nokia N95.

What's In a Name?

The three 'z's in "zzzPhone" represent the Chinese characters for 'personal', 'exclusive', and 'expert':

"ZiJi de" means 'self-owned' or 'personal';
"Zhuan You de" means 'exclusive';
and "Zhuan jia de" means 'expertise'.

The zzzPhone encompasses all of these traits, as a personal and exclusive phone designed with expert quality and technical support.

The ZzzPhone also received Reviews from all the famous media such as New York Times, Business Week, Crunch Gear and a lot more.

The Reviews - Click on the Spoiler-

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The Pictures of the zzzPhone - click on the spoiler -

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and the ZzzPhone is Now here in Malaysia .. You can buy it through ZzzPhoneStore.com

Where it will take care of customer service in Malaysia and it is partly owned by me
The Website will still undergo a lot more improvement. Now it just to get it going and kicking. hehe

I personally getting one ZzzPhone for myself despite of it's low price and high reliability.

This thread is mainly to discuss about ZzzPhone.

Everybody is welcome to Join..

Bambee The Reindeer

chypher — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 12:38:17 +0800

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here's the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYvwsyTj2bM

Don't Hate. Appreciate

chypher — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:05:43 +0800

Hi guys,

I'm here to blogwhore my blog and I will be happy to have links exchange as well and I am thinking about going real in blogging.

As in blogging seriously. Comment, Critics and supports are welcome

Here's the link to my blog Don't Hate. Appreciate

The latest blog post:

How Selfless One Can Be?

A Simplification Which Leads To Complication

chypher — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 11:16:36 +0800

Blog Title : A Simplification Which Leads To Complication
Blog Address : http://vincentliew.wordpress.com

Have been writing around and having a personal blog which is practically use to keep in touch with my friends and now I thought of improving my writing skill and I finally decided to write a "serious" blog

Comments and critics are MOST WELCOMED!!!

Here's the Link MY BLOG

Checking Ip Address from a Blog's comment

chypher — Sun, 03 Jun 2007 21:41:03 +0800

to all the internet sifus..

i wanna ask whether we can check ip address from people who write comment on a blog or not?

if can, any of u mind to teach me? please please

and how if i'm not the owner of the blog, can i check the ip address too??

i really need help.. please please help me all the sifus

A Smart Guy

chypher — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 15:49:43 +0800

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He says to the barkeep, "I'll bet you $50 that I can lick my own eye." Bartender says, "You're on." The man slowly pulls a glass eye out of his eye socket and licks it. The bartender disgustedly gives him $50 and walks away.

A few minutes later, the man asks for a refill and whether the bartender would like a chance to get his money back. "How?" asks the bartender? The man says, "double or nothing, I can put my teeth on both sides of a giant watermelon." Anxious to get his money back, the bartender hurriedly agrees. The man then proceeds to take out his false teeth and puts them on each side of the watermelon. Angrily, the bartender flings a $50 bill at the man and says "Go bother someone else for a while!"

The man goes and mingles around the bar. After 20 minutes he is back for a refill and says to the bartender,"I feel bad. I tricked you. I want you to have a chance to earn your money back fair and square." Barely keeping in his anger the bartender says "Yeah, what this time?" The man says, "see this empty beer glass? I bet I can set it on one side of the bar, stand on the other end of the bar (at least 30 feet apart), and get every drop of my pee to land in the glass." The bartender is not amused and says, "What's the catch?" "No catch", says the man. "No tricks. My penis is not detachable, I don't have a hose attached to it. The pee will go straight from my cock to the beer glass, with nothing to assist it in between." "Allright," says the bartender, knowing he will be in the same amount of trouble with his wife whether he is out $100 or $200-and if he wins, no trouble at all.

The man sets the beer glass down, walks way over to the other end of the bar, stands on it, whips out his cock and starts to pee. The pee flies EVERYWHERE: on the bar, the bar stools, behind the bar, even some on the bartender. But, not a drop lands in the beer glass. The bartender smiles knowing he just evaded a shitload of trouble at home. As the man hands the bartender his $100 back, the bartender can't help but notice the huge grin on his face.

"Excuse me", says the bartender, "You just lost $100 and a chance at another $100, why do you have a bigger grin than me?" The man says, "Well, you see those 3 guys in the corner?" "Yes," says the bartender quizzically. "Well, I bet them $250 each that I could pee all over your bar and you wouldn't get mad."

A Dumb Guy

chypher — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 15:48:28 +0800

A man comes home one day carrying a sheep under his arm and walks up to his wife. He looks at her and says, "I have to be honest with you, this is the pig I've been f***ing behind your back."

His wife say's "honey, that's a sheep not a pig."

The guy replies "shut up, I wasn't talking to you!"

Don't Try This

chypher — Wed, 07 Jun 2006 23:45:36 +0800

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."

That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed,naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the 69 position.

The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Not that well... when I fired the pistol, my wife shat On my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbour came out of the closet with his hands in the air.

very expensive sim card

chypher — Thu, 04 May 2006 22:26:41 +0800

http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopic=284584

lol