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What food to eat at Malay shop?

xXGaminimXx — Sat, 23 May 2015 16:58:03 +0800

Every time I order only Nasi Lemak or Satay or Nasi Ambang only. Got fed up liao. So plis suggest other food to try.

Tolong jangan tak tolong

Do you guys want a random food thread?

xXGaminimXx — Thu, 21 May 2015 12:52:19 +0800

I noticed that this place has a low number of posting which is surprising of course since Malaysians love talking about food. Now what I mean by random food thread is, a place to post your daily food pictures and recommendations. I know there are threads that similar to this but those are specific to foods from certain states like Penang and Melaka. In this thread you can post any food that you've tried from any place. To make it less annoying, posting food pictures must be include the price of the food and the place name or something similar to that that. I don't know.

So what do you guys think? Good idea or a terrible one? Should I do it or not? Any feedback is welcome.

Dirty Joke

xXGaminimXx — Tue, 19 May 2015 16:25:08 +0800

This guy goes into a Sperm Bank with a gun and a ski mask and yells at the receptionist to open the safe. She's confused, thinking this is the world's dumbest criminal.

"Sir, this is a sperm bank, we don't have money in here! That safe is full of donated sperm samples!"

The robber screams for her to open it. At this point, she's confused. Maybe he's just a guy who thought better of becoming an anonymous donor and wants his sample back. She opens the safe like he commanded.

The robber yells: "Now bring over that tray!" The woman does as he asks and brings the tray of sperm samples to the counter. As soon as the tray hits the counter, the menacing criminal makes further demands: "Now open that container and drink it!"

The woman's gag reflex triggers. She barely manages to stammer out "that's disgusting! I won't do it!" Angered the man in the ski mask cocks the hammer on his pistol and repeats his command to drink one of the samples. The woman complies, he tells her to drink another, and another until the entire tray is gone. Once the last cup is finished the man pulls off his ski mask and goes:

"See honey, it's not that farking hard."

Fuyoo Potong Persona cost RM 300,000

xXGaminimXx — Fri, 15 May 2015 19:23:47 +0800