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Mother's Day

jojopang1977 — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:49:28 +0800

Hi all , what is yours plan to treat yours mum for this coming sunday Mother's day ? What special gift yours plan or buy already ?

Police Vs Driver

jojopang1977 — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:24:46 +0800

Polis $B!'(J Encik, tadi u tak ada nampak lampu merah kah?

Driver $B!'(JAda!

Polis $B!'(J Kenapa u masih jalan?

Driver $B!'(J Saya ada nampak lampu merah, tapi saya tak ada nampak u$B!D!D(J

Polis $B!'(J !@#$%^&*()

Driver: bagi peluang ..tuan...

Polis: peluang bagi dgn macam mana??

Driver: bagilah peluang..

Polis: ya.. dgn macam mana??

Driver: biasa looo..

Polis: macam mana biasa..???

Driver: wei.. u pura pura ke atau hilang ingatan ar..

Polis: ape u maksud??

Driver: haizz.. u memang sedang bazirkan masa saya ..bagi saman...CEPATTTT...

Polis: saman RM200 o.. fikir baik baik ...

Driver: wei.. u tak faham maksud saya ka.. suruh u bagi then jus bagi la..
apasal mau cakap banyak... u punya head suruh u mari sini chating
ar?? mau saman then cepat sikit.. hanya ta hu bazir masa saya..
saya sanggup bayar saman ini pun tak akan bagi u minum .. biar u
dahaga

Polis: )*&@&%$#(_!+%!&%)(!_$@&$_!@(%&!@&%!)

Ghost talk

jojopang1977 — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:23:49 +0800

Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died.

1st ghost : How u died?

2nd ghost : I died of cold.

1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold?

2nd ghost : Actually, I was imprisoned in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died. Fortunately, I died with not much sufferings.

1st ghost : You're so pitiful....

2nd ghost : How about you? How did u die?

1st ghost : I died from heart attack.

2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack?

1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that ******* is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the ******* was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because I was too tired of all that running,I got a heart attack and died.

2nd ghost : Why didn't you look for the ******* in the fridge? If you did, both of us were alive now!!

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O2 Stealth Camera

jojopang1977 — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 09:58:33 +0800

Wanna ask , anybody use b4 O2 stealth ? Hw is the camera quality ? plan to change new hp .

How Beijing Olympic Logo Come from

jojopang1977 — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 15:51:34 +0800

Copper Cathode

jojopang1977 — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:15:04 +0800

Anybody doing this business , import & export Copper cathode ? I have big source from my friend Company which they are doing Copper Trading biz . Now looking for big buyers to deal on this material .

Anybody have buyers ?

[addedon]April 13, 2007, 12:30 pm[/addedon]No trader here ???