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biotech future prospect

Pipity — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 22:50:13 +0800

im interested in biotechnology..but im apprehensive abt the future job prospect...heard many majoring in BIOTECH JOBLESS..some even end up selling credict card...scarcity of job opportunities makes me wonder... is BIOTECH A RIGHT CHOICE FOR ME?

asasi sains pertanian

Pipity — Sun, 06 May 2007 02:03:26 +0800

i got ASASI SAINS PERTANIAN in Universiti Putra Malaysia, setaraf SPM...

can some1 tell me wat isit abt? do PERTANIAN STUFF??

last time i search..it states sumthuin to do wif biotech..

should i opt this or STPM

may i know is the websiteof UPU?

Pipity — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 00:42:36 +0800

any1 noes?

pls link it here

thx alot

help me

Pipity — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:15:21 +0800

ok
this morning, YAYASAN TENAGA phone me to ask me go for an interview (schlarship)
and the WTF thing happen.!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just realise that i PUT Melayu as my BANGSA!!!!!!!!!!! (i am a CHINISE)

so, HOW ???????????? should i go for the interview which is conducted in KL..(i m in penang)

nice joke

Pipity — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:49:37 +0800

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw
two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got
out to investigate. He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my
house and I'll feed you", the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.
They are over there, under that tree". "Bring them along," the lawyer replied
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also." The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But
sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of
the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 metre high!"

Lesson : Don't trust kind lawyers :-)

help

Pipity — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 21:20:37 +0800

can someone pls tell me wat isit all abt?
or if u have any website associated wif this course pls post it here

thank you

walao eh

Pipity — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 21:09:07 +0800

isit true from wat i ve heard from my friend...

no wunder MATRIX out early this year...can any1 plz confirm wif me

matriculation..what do u guys think abt that

Pipity — Sun, 28 Jan 2007 20:19:01 +0800

let s say i apply for the matrix and i am the 1 in a milion among the chinise that got shortlisted...do u think i should go matrix or should i choose the path less travelled by---form 6?

coz i ve heard many seniors that matrix is far MORE easy compared to STPM..but...(there 's a BUT) those who opt for maticulation just could not follow up when they r in UNI..so wic 1 will u guys choose?

pls recomen me

Pipity — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 14:47:57 +0800

pls help...any other 2D FREE online game bside MAPLE..?

pls recomen me

melons

Pipity — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 22:01:43 +0800

There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure.

He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day, the kids show up and they saw the sign which read, "Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."

The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer's sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons are missing, but the sign next to his read, "Now there are two!"

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A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, and asked to see them individually. So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open. The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in big trouble this time! God is missing and they think we did it!"
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Why couldn't the mummy answer the phone?
Because he was all wrapped up!

How do vampires invite each other out for lunch?
Do you want to go for a bite?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have any guts!

Why did the witches cancel their baseball game?
Because they ran out of bats!
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Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school."
"That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What did she say when u told her u are the only child?"
She just said, "Thank goodness!"

The lifeguard at the public swimming pool approaches little Johnny. "You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."

"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.

"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"

A boy comes home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u means 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' level"
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.

"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.

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need help

Pipity — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 15:22:20 +0800

ok...
2day while i was mapling...a guy ask me wana trade ACC...then i tot WTF trade acc..? coz mine 1 is jus a lvl 18 rogue...while his is a lvl 33 mage...
i tot he was jokin so i said ok...who noes...he terus gimme his ID and password...n i go LOG IN...WTF..it is true...a mage lvl 33..

later i told him im not intersted in trading acc for safety reason...then he real PISS OFF...he said he will complain tat i SCAMMING (WTF)
i told him 2 change his password then he said kenot blablaba etc...i told hiom i wun use his acc then he gone ad..

so HOW isit..?!wat wil hapen if he cpmplain i scam...tis guy real noob /...or isit me ..loolz?

what is CTF loader

Pipity — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 23:22:13 +0800

does tiz problem associate with VIRUS..?
very often, there will b pop up indicating : there is a problem with CTF LOADER....

i hope som1 can help me...what exactly is CTF Loader...

need help

Pipity — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 23:13:41 +0800

isit FREE tis kinda game/?

pls help

indicator

Pipity — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 23:16:25 +0800

You know you're living in 2006 when.....

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself