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Malaysia vs Laos

hmalaya — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 11:21:45 +0800

Do-or-die match for Malaysia vs Laos 8.45 pm tonight

Lesson from Malaysia-Singapore match...drop Bunyamin!
sos

Lesson from Laos-Indonesia match...watch out for Vilayout and Keoviengphet!
sos

Malaysia must win this match vs Laos or else can kiss goodbye to AFF campaign.
2010 Malaysia trash them 5-1 in rain soaked match.
Tonight will be different story as Laos came stronger after 2-2 draw with Indonesia.
Malaysia is walking wounded after 3-0 hiding by Singapore.
Who will turn up tonight...Harimau or Kucing Malaya???

lwn Laos malam ni kena marking dua mamat ni - Vilayout dan Keoviengphet...
dan RG minta tolong jangan turunkan Amar dan Bunyamin..sebab mereka akan tengok je 2 mamat ni score nanti...

Vilayout paksa Endra red carded

Keo run-and-hit pasti menjadi senjata specially kalo bangku-Bun diturunkan..

sos blog 2"

Bank=Legal Ah Long?

hmalaya — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 15:21:19 +0800

Just now Cik Sitibank called...

"Congratulations! Privilege offer to members for CASH advance.
No Processing Fee, No Upfront Fee, No Hidden Fee.
Only annual interest rate of 2.75%.
Offer RM50,000"

Hard sell part:
"Xmas around the corner, CNY around the corner, Year end around the corner, need cash right"
"Limited time offer only"

Thank you very much but I remember the last I was late by 1 day to pay cc full balance RM 4k+
and was charged late interest rm20+....

Malaysia Super League imports

hmalaya — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 18:04:34 +0800

Last season Selangor had Croatian Bosko Balaban.

Robbie Fowler came to survey for a club but no deal.

This year Johor signed Spanish star Danial Guiza for loan from Getafe
line up also Italian Simone Del Nero.

T-team signed Dutch George Boateng and seeking Portuguese Luis Boa Morte.

Now Perak is chasing former Norwegian star John Carew.

Will these $$$ thrown worth it to raise the std of MSL?

MSL is not so Super after all, champions Kelantan bashed by QPR 0-5 (friendly) and Arbil 1-5 (AFC Cup)

National team drew 1-1 with HK and Bangladesh.

HM coach performance

hmalaya — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 23:35:26 +0800

last 4 games

lost to Vietnam 0-1
lost to Thailand 0-2 (concede 2nd goal after Thai down to 10men)
drew Hong Kong 1-1 (concede stupid goal after HK down to 10men)
drew Bangladesh 1-1 (concede penalty goal after Bangla down to 10men)

Previous excuses:
-eksperimen result tak penting
-ranking tak penting
-saya kenal pemain saya

RG, thank you for the previous SEA Games and AFF winners but your time is up!

RVP park car at disabled bay >48 hours

hmalaya — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 16:49:46 +0800

Inset: Not his car, just another benz at another bay; the rich just dont f**king care

Champions league game ahead, RVP catches flight and left his car >48 hours at disabled parking bay...

What a Shame...

SAF taught RVP well, RVP performed better!

TOTO 6/58 SUPREME

hmalaya — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:04:34 +0800

07 12 28 31 41 55

My lucky pick tonight

PRESIDENT OBAMA

hmalaya — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 14:04:11 +0800

Warm up

Round 1

Round 10

FINAL RESULT

Proton The Power of Dreams

hmalaya — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 16:18:21 +0800

Kalau betul Honda joint venture...apakah akan ada kacukan baru...

Proton Dibebaskan
Proton Aliran
Proton Perjanjian
Proton Bandar
Proton Sivik
Proton Sivik Kacukan

BOND 007

hmalaya — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 15:50:55 +0800

OK, Skyfall is around the corner..who is the near perfect Bond...

OR

RAGE 2x trailer park like bawse

hmalaya — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 14:11:18 +0800

Just now thse 2 trailers 'parked' at traffic light;
near KFC kemuning...block the lane...
drivers MIA, causing long traffic jam...
dunno what happen earlier....

Job INterview

hmalaya — Fri, 19 Oct 2012 14:20:34 +0800

A: I cannot hire you
B: Why boss?

Scene One
A: Because there are 2 things you dont know.
B: Aiseh boss, 2 things only..I can learn....what are the 2 things...
A: THIS you dont know; THAT you dont know...

Scene Two
A: Because you are fired from all 5 jobs in last 5 years
B: Aiseh boss, look at bright side of it..
A: What bright side?
B: I am highly adaptable and I never quit!

Scene Three
A: Because you wrote "A LOT" on SEX column
B: Aiseh Boss, what do you expect then?
A: Male or Female!
B: Oh.....ya I am flexible with both Male and Female
A: Don't be hostile
B: Oh...ya horse style, dog style , freestyle
A: Holy cow!
B: Boss, cow too big...

U-turn kereta polisi

hmalaya — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 14:25:59 +0800

just now stop at a traffic junction in usj...
i wana turn right but red light....straight still green...
then spot this keta polisi from opposite lane squezing thru e-lane...
flash light ON but NO siren...(is this latest SOP for patrol car on-patrol without emergency?)
then from e-lane it potong and stop right in front of the black car ( i tot mau arrest the car..so siap hp for drillz)
left lane just turn green (no car)...immediately it make or rather completed its U-turn...
is it legal under polisi SOP? (im not sure its flash light w/o siren = or =/= emergency)

KUDA GANGNAM

hmalaya — Fri, 07 Sep 2012 16:08:33 +0800

ya..this kuda shit again..
vote

FAKE degree salary 7k lecturer

hmalaya — Fri, 07 Sep 2012 10:22:16 +0800

Fake degrees land him plum jobs

By LEEE SHI-IAN0 comments

KUALA LUMPUR: A conman duped a top university up north and a government department in Putrajaya by landing plum jobs there armed only with fake degrees.

The 45-year-old local lectured for more than two years at the university before securing a contract as a consultant at a government department.

Commercial Crime Investigation Department sources said the man earned almost RM7,000 as a lecturer and RM15,000 as a consultant for more than three years.

He was exposed last month when a former colleague at the university, incensed over the conman's constant bragging that he was now a high-earner with connections in high places, did background checks on the suspect.

It was then revealed that all the degrees and certificates which the conman had bragged about were fake and that the certificates were printed at his house in Nibong Tebal, Penang.

The colleague immediately informed the university which lodged a police report.

Sources said police raided the conman's house where they found out that his highest qualification was the Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM).

The man had conned the university and government department into believing he possessed a bachelor of science, master's in neuroscience and two doctorates in education and neuroscience, which were purportedly awarded by universities in the United States and Canada.

Investigations revealed the conman had been working with the university between January 2009 and July last year. He then joined the government department in November last year until last month when his scam came to light.

"The suspect had been contacting his former colleagues at the university and boasting about his new salary and perks. That was his undoing as that was when his former colleagues decided to run a background check on him," the source disclosed.

The conman was arrested on Aug 17.

He was released on police bail on Wednesday.

The case is being investigated for forgery for the purpose of cheating and for passing off a forged document as genuine.

SOS

HUNGRY GHOST FESTIVAL

hmalaya — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 17:36:22 +0800

MPSJ Saman

hmalaya — Thu, 09 Aug 2012 14:56:53 +0800

Finally kena 1st saman by MPSJ...

Circle 1 round kenot find parking; then stop by the ticket machine to pay first; go 1 more round still no parking...

So park at an empty area next to the occupied parking bay...it took only 7 minutes later for our super efficient MPSJ to summon me...

It is my own fault for parking on non-parking bay but just want to share something I found interesting (at least to myself)..

Lesson learnt:
1) When kenot find parking and park at non-parking bay; dont bother to waste 50sen to pay.
2) Once kena saman; go pay and will get discount...ticket rm80 but paid rm20
3) Don't drive and park a "kenderaan buruk" or else will kena saman RM500...dont know how they define "buruk"

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McD Drive Thru experience

hmalaya — Fri, 03 Aug 2012 14:20:20 +0800

Today lunchtime went to collect some bad debt...

After got the cash want rush back to office...

pass by McD...ok maybe puasa time not many people...

but still damn see no parking....so try the Drive Thru

In front 1 car sedang order at the speaker...so i stop look at menu board...

1 mamat motorcyclist stop right behind my car....ok tak layan...

then move front to speaker to order...this mamat rode closer again...

oh oh...is it another hit and run...so i siap get hold my steering lock liao....

you come you die hard....

cepat2 order then move to front pay counter...

only then notice this mamat proceed to order...

ohmy..i just realise McD DriveThru can double up as Ride Thru...

inb4 slowpoke cold story

Malaysia Olympic 2012 Gold Quest

hmalaya — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 15:34:31 +0800

How the Malaysians fare at the 2012 LONDON OLYMPIC GAMES- tiger/tigress/kitty.
As of 11th Aug; all 29 Malaysian athletes have completed actions (excluded Josiah Ng who did not feature at all).
LCW won SILVER;PANDELELA won BRONZE; 27 done w/o medal.

1) Datuk Lee Chong Wei- Badminton Singles M
Results: beat FIN Lang Ville 21-8,14-21,21-11 (Group A)
beat INA Simon Santoso (R16) 21-12;21-8
beat IND Parupalli Kashyap (Quarterfinals) 21-19;21-11
beat CHN Chen Long (Semifinals) 21-13;21-14
lost to CHN Lin Dan (Final) 21-15;10-21;19-21
*LCW started with shaky performance against minnow Lang pose doubt on his injury status.
Against bogeyman Simon , LCW is in total control.
LCW started slow against Kashyap in 1st set but was in top gear to wrap up 2nd set.
LCW shrug off CL with superb performance
LCW tried his best in final but lost narrowly to LD.
Finish: SILVER Medal
Verdict: TIGER

2) Pandelela Rinong Pamg- 10m platform W
Results: 349.00 (Preliminary) 2nd/26
352.50 (Semifinals) 5th/18
359.20 (Final) 3rd/12
Finish: BRONZE Medal
*Strong performance from Pandelela; won BRONZE in the FINAL!
Our proud flag bearer is our first woman medalist and also first from outside badminton.
Verdict: TIGRESS

3) Koo KK-Tan BH- Badminton Doubles M
Results: beat JPN Kawamae N/Sato S 21-16,21-15 (Group D)
beat USA Tony G/Howard B 21-12,21-14 (Group D)
lost to KOR Chung JS/Lee YD 16-21,11-21 (Group D)
beat THA Isara B/Jongjit M 21-16;21-18 (Quarterfinals)
lost to CHN Fu Haifeng/Cai Yun 9-21:19-21 (Semifinals)
lost to KOR Chung JS/ Lee YD 21-23-10-21 (3rd/4th)
*Promising start; qualified for Quarterfinals but performance against Korean are worrisome.
Shrugged off the Thai pairs but were tamed by no.1 Chinese pair..
Lost the Bronze medal fight against the Korean rematch but as unseeded pair to reach semis is a consolation.
Finish: 4th
Verdict: TIGERS

4) Azizulhasni Awang- Sprint M
Results: 1/16 elimination- beat CHN Zhang Miao
1/8 elimination- lost to RUS Dimitriev Denis
1/8 repechage- Heat 2 winner beat VEN Canelon;JPN Nakagawa;
Quarterfinals- lost to GBR Jason Kenny 0-2
F5-8- 8th
*This is not Azizul pet event; but a Qfinal appearance is considered good.
Lets see how he perform in keirin event.
Finish: 8th
-Keirin M
Results: First Round Heat 3 (2nd/6) Qualified for R2
Second Round Heat 1 (2nd/6) Qualified for Final
FINAL :6th/6
*Rocket Pocket stuck to his strategy in this pet event and accompany Chris Hoy to FINAL.
However in the FINAL; Azizul failed to get a good starting position and lost steam in last flying lap.
Finish: 6th
Verdict: TIGER

5) Mohamad Khairul Anuar- Archery M
Results: beat MAS Cheng CS WR12 6-4 (1/32 elimination)
beat CHN Xing Yu WR17 shootoff 6-5 (1/16 elimination)
beat GBR Larry Godfrey WR10 shootoff 6-5 (1/8 elimination)
lost to JPN Takaharu Rurukawa WR32 2-6 (Quarterfinals)
*Khairul show great composure to justify his WR5 status; 2 consecutive 6-5 shootout wins.
Justified his WR5 status with a Quarterfinals spot.
Finish: Quarterfinalist
Verdict: TIGER

6) Yeoh Ken Nee-3m springboard M
Results:452.60pts (Preliminary) 10th/29
441.65pts (Semifinals) 12th/18
437.45pts (FINAL) 10th/12
Finish: 10th/29
*Strong start performance from Yeoh but the field is even stronger.
Manage to slot it thru to Final top12; Yeoh choosen easier routines and aimed only a top10 finish.
Verdict: TIGER

7) Yu Peng Kean- Fencing Sabre M
Results: beat EGY Mannad Zeid 15-12 (R64)
lost to HUN Aron Szilagyi 1-15 (R32)
*Szilagyi is world no.5 and went on to win GOLD
Good exposure and still only 22; next Olympic perhaps
Finish: R32
Verdict: KITTY

8) Heidi Gan- Marathon Swimming 10km W
Result: 2:00.45
Finish: 16th/25
*It was a gruelling 10km swim as 2 swimmer DNF and 1 Chineses DNS.
Verdict: KITTY

9) Bryan Nickson Lomas- 10m platform M
Result: 434.95points (Preliminary) 19th/32
*Bryan dive 3 cost him dearly; 1st reserve for semifinals repeat of 2004.
Finish: 19th/32
Verdict: KITTY

10) Nur Suryani-10m Air Rifle W
Result: 392 (Qualification)
*Her personal best is 397, at best will only finish 4th
Finish: 34th/56th
Verdict: KITTY:Mommy should stay home.

11) Qiang Huang- 3m springboard M
Result: 433.85 points (Preliminary) 19th/29
Finish: 19th/29
*Huang is 1st reserve for semifinals but did not get to feature; overall average scores.
Verdict: KITTY

12) Tee Jing Yi- Badmintion Singles W
Results: lost to KOR Bae YJ 21-16,15-21,12-21 (Group B)
beat ITA Allegreni Agnesse 21-7,21-14 (Group B)
*With the defeat to Bae Yeon-ju 11th seed; Tee is out of competition.
Credit for taking 1 set off the Korean.
Finish : Group B 2nd
Verdict: KITTY

13) Cheong Jun Hoong- 3m springboard
Results: 272.45 pts (Preliminary)
Finish: 20th/30
*Struggled; put on as no.2 reserve for semifinals but did not feature.
Verdict:KITTY

14) Leong MY-Pandelela R- Synchronized 10m Platform M
Result: 308.52 (Finals)
*1st & 2nd dive are world class; but subsequent 3rd and 5th are average, 4th dive is disastrous.
Finish: 7th/8th
Verdict: KITTY

15) Ng Yan Yee- 3m springboard W
Results: 257.85 pts (Preliminary)
Finish: 24th/30
*Struggled hard time; >100pts off top 2 Chinese.
Verdict:KITTY

16) Fatehah Mustapa- Keirin W
Results: 1st Round Heat 2 - 4th placing DNQ
R1 Repechage- 5th placing DNQ
Finish: Round 1
*3 commonwealth riders in Heat 2 too good for her.
Should have at least get thru via Repechage as top3 but finished poor 5th.
Verdict: KITTY

17) Cheng Chu Sian- Archery M
Result: lost to MAS Khairul AM WR5 4-6 (1/32 elimination)
* Cheng gave Khairul a good fight; led 4-2 before succumb 4-6.
Finish: R64
Verdict: KITTY

18) Traisy Vivien Tukiet- 10m platform W
Result: 285.00pts (Preliminary)
Finish: 22nd/26
*Traisy is here for experience; poor dive 2 & 3; others average scores.
Verdict: KITTY

19) Cheng CS-Haziq K-Khairul AM- Archery Team Recurve M
Result: Lost 211-216 to Mexico (1/8 elimination)
*Should have beaten the Mexicans at very least.
Finish : 11th/12
Verdict: KITTY

20) Bryan Nickson-Qiang Huang- Synchronised 3m Springboard M
Results: 405.09
*First 4 dives are world class but dive 5 is disaster and could not recover at dive 6.
Finish: 8th/8
Verdict: KITTY

21) Pandelela-JunHoong- 3m springboard W
Result: 283.50 (Finals)
*1st dive was disastrous; 1st impression gone with the wind. Only the Brits accompany with <300pts score.
Finish : 8th/8
Verdict: KITTY

22) Chan PS-Goh LY- Badminton Doubles MW
Results: lost to CTP Chen HL-Cheng WH 12-21,21-6,15-21 (Group D)
lost to CHN Xu C-Ma J 14-21,8-21 (Group D)
lost to THA Prapakamol S-Thoungthongkam S 16-21;15-21 (Group D)
*3 defeats and out
Finish : Group D Bottom
Verdict : KITTY

23) Haziq Kamaruddin - Archery Recurve Singles M
Result: lost to KAZ Denis Gankin (WR75) 4-6 (1/32 elimination)
* Haziq at WR50 should havebeaten Gankin
Finish : R64
Verdict: KITTY

24) Nurul Syafiqah Hashim- Archery W
Result: lost to CTP Lin Chia En WR35 2-6 (1/31 elimination)
*Nurul at WR72 is not expected to get past Lin, good start 1st set but wayward in next 3 sets with 2x poor 5s.
Finish: R64
Verdict: KITTY

25) Lee Hup Wei- High Jump M
Result: 2.16m (Group A) Tied 14th DNQ
Finish: Overall tied 30th/35
*Lee is here to make up the number; failed to clear 2.21 which still wont qualify him even if he does.
Verdict: KITTY

26) Khoo Cai Lin- 800m freestyle W
Results: 8:51.18 (Heat 2 qualification 6th/8; 16 sec behind winner)
Finish : 30th/35
*Consolation is that Khoo beaten Singapore's Lynette..
Verdict: KITTY

27) Noraseela Khalid- 400m Hurdles W
Result: 1:00.16 (Heat 2) 9th/9
Finish: Overall 39th/43
*Noraseela is one of the only 2 runners failed to dip below 1:00; should have retire at her age.
Verdict: KITTY

28)Mohd Afendy Khairulnizam- Sailing Laser M
Results: Race 1- 42nd; R2- 47th;R3-48th;R4-47th;R5-48th;
R6-44th;R7-38th;R8-45th.R9-40th;R10-45th
Final standing is 47th/49th with 394pts
*Afendy is there to make up the numbers.
Finish: 47th/49
Verdict: KITTY

29) Muhamad Adiq Othman- Cycling Road Race M
Result: 183.9km DNF (Finish:249.5km)
*Did Not Finish the race..holy cow
Finish : 122nd out of 136
Verdict: KITTY

30) Amir Mustafa Rusly- Cycling Road Race M
Result: 168.3km DNF (Finish:249.5km)
* Another DNF passenger.
Finish : 129th out of 136
Verdict: KITTY

31) Josiah Ng- No event
* Josiah is expected to back up for Azizul in either Keirin or Sprint but Azizul was named for both.
Results: Did not start
Finish : None
Verdict: KITTY Spectator

MALAYSIAN 2012 OLYMPIC CAMPAIGN HAD ENDED

DAMACAI 6D DEBUT

hmalaya — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 15:16:48 +0800

6D making its debut today

Proability of hitting Jackpot is 1 in 12,000,000.
while 1st price is 1 in 1,000,000.

lucky number anyone?

Dark Knight sidekick/villain snub

hmalaya — Mon, 16 Jul 2012 14:42:21 +0800

Including Bane (as recent as 1993) is a fresh injection to the franchise and yeah Anne Hathaway as Catwoman is a catch.
But who else do you think deserve a shot or cameo in this last instalment or future (if any)...

btw; Bale said he wont take the Bat job if Robin is scripted in
and Nolan felt Riddler and Penguin are too boring...