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[WTB] CRT monitor with BNC RGB input

turbo10 — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 11:44:26 +0800

Item(s):any brand of CRT monitor with BNC (RGB) input

Package includes:Monitor only

Price:Please offer me

Warranty:can give me 1 week warranty for testing...

Dealing method:COD

Location of buyer:Sungai Petani and Klang

Contact method/details:can PM me

Age of item:

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Item(s) conditions:good looking and handsome

Picture:please provide

Reason for sale:

adik mat

turbo10 — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 14:22:23 +0800

Dalam kelas, cikgu tadika tanya soalan, " Ada 3 ekor burung di atas pokok. Seekor ditembak pemburu, berapa ekor lagi tinggal di atas pokok?"

Adik Mat angkat tangan dan jawab, "Kosong cikgu". "Kenapa kosong Mat?" tanya cikgu.

"Sebab 2 ekor lagi tu mesti laa terbang lari cikgu."

"Salah! Jawapannya tentulah 2 Mat, 3 tolak 1 sama dengan 2. Tapi cikgu suka cara kamu berfikir".

Sehabis kelas, Cikgu belanja Adik Mat makan aiskrim. Adik Mat tetiba bertanya, "Cikgu, ada 3 orang perempuan makan aiskrim. Satu tu style
telan semua sekaligus, satu lagi gigit sikit2, dan satu lagi jilat keliling dulu dan kulum aiskrim sampai habis. Cuma satu je antara tiga
tu yang dah kawin, yang mana satu cikgu?"

Tergamam cikgu dengan soalan Adik Mat. Cuba berlagak neutral cikgu menjawab, "Yang jilat keliling dulu dan kulum aiskrim sampai habis tu kot".
"Salah cikgu, yang pakai cincin kahwin laa yang dah kahwin. Tapi takpe,saya suka cara cikgu berfikir"

hehehe...

alone in the hotel room

turbo10 — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 13:03:59 +0800

i got it from a fren of mine..hope its not a repost.

Alone in hotel room

A fellow checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit
lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in
the phone book under "Escorts and Massages." He opened the phone book
to an ad for a girl calling herself Erotique, a lovely girl, bending over in the
photo.

She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long
wavy hair,long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind... So he is in
his room and figures, what the hell, he gives her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy!

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait; I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone
and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I
want it now I'm talking kinky the whole nightlong. You name it, we'll do
it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll
go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip
cream,anything you want, baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to
dial 9".

problem with calculation

turbo10 — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:40:12 +0800

what's in their head actually? have any of u guys done this?

desktop problem..icon missing

turbo10 — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 17:36:55 +0800

hi guys..need help from you all guys..my desktop which i am using window xp sp2..i got problem with the explorer..it seems after boot up and the wallpaper are loaded my icon missing..no icons, i cant even use the toolbar..ionly managed to restart through the use of task manager..and after restart also same problem occured..i tried to logoff and re log on..the desktop back to normal but when i saw in task manager the explorer.exe took up until 32M of physical ram..normally around 4-5M only...when i want to start some application like 3dmark03 it took very long time to load..its annoying to log off and log in everytime windows started..and felt everything slower...please guys..need help