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I didn't know this song was local-made.

omghelp — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 11:08:32 +0800

[YOUTUBE]9fOh3DuWo_Y[/YOUTUBE]

show me the money! ba ba ba ba.

hi guys please help.

omghelp — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 19:06:57 +0800

thats right gais, this is another ask for help thread.

first, laik this pAYEG
https://www.facebook.com/pineapplestudio.co

Deng, Laik This paic
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=351...&type=1&theater

inb4 request_for_3gp_after_kiss-1920x1080.mkv

why are autism people always so happy?

omghelp — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 15:27:03 +0800

I have an autism cousin, who lives life happily everyday, no stress, no nothing, u will never see him cry, he has almost little to nothing of self awareness, he is easily contented by fisher price toys, he doesn't asks for cash from his parents unlike the others.

He seems to be so cheerful everyday. Why?

Can't autism people experience stress?

wtf is this bullshit

omghelp — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 14:40:38 +0800

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Usana protein powder(Nutrimeal) Belgium chocolate

omghelp — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 12:08:17 +0800

my unker is affiliate of usana, so one day he say he got lots of protein powder(nutrimeal), and he send it to my house.

so I've been drinking it for 1 week, but it tastes really weird.

it says belgium chocolate on the front and contains 25g of protein each serving, but it tastes like milo gone bad(too much water), I reduce the water and it tastes like really thick coffee.

reduce somemore water and u get excess powder, I use a goddamn blender.

how do I make it taste better? I have like 3-4 packets unopened.

jangan buang sampah rata2

omghelp — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 20:36:08 +0800

just now, I went to mamak shop

I go into their toilet, behind the door, I saw this

but instead of the paper/rubbish, they replaced it with a star of david.

WTF, so lacist, next time I go snap pic we belasah the mamak together, alright /k/?

is it that majority malaysian youth have...

omghelp — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 18:47:50 +0800

marfan syndrome?

it looks like this

judge for yourself, I've seen plenty of teens at the shopping mall like sunway pyramid and in front of pavillion, that stands at about 5'7 and weight less than 40kg.

I think u have seen them b4 too.

Beautiful Boxer

omghelp — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 14:34:36 +0800

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beautiful_Boxer

[YOUTUBE]ibZMW6AKe4o[/YOUTUBE]

it's almost 10 years since I watched this.

omai so many underage muimui

omghelp — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 11:21:43 +0800

http://www.facebook.com/pages/MY%E7%88%B1%...117370111695603

inb4 stupid chinese shop

my friend take part in it, but she's ugly, so I went to vote for the other pretty ones.

I dreamt about killing 3 person

omghelp — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 23:08:31 +0800

hello guys, before this, for 1 whole week, I dreamt of killing 3 person.

every single night.

First, it's Siti Nurhaliza, idk why, I just kept seeing her in the night, and I have a sudden urge to kill her.

The other 2 is two guys I don't even know, but seem very very familiar.

SO far I still can resist this dream before I go crazy.

every single night, for 1 week.

bamboo salt

omghelp — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 15:17:42 +0800

I has stomach ache for 2 days, my auntie recommend me this brand called Hai-o, I make 1 cup and drink, vomit even more afterwards.

IT TASTES LIKE ROTTEN EGGS OMG WTF ZOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Fact is, I vomited everything out of my stomach including those gases and stuff, so at the end, it sort of worked, except I had to eat my lunch twice.

want look for instrumental version of this song

omghelp — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 09:59:00 +0800

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yosss ahbengz should recognize this song right?

I remember years back there's this instrumental version by dj krussi or krushi or kusshi or etc.

but I can't find it mang, doesn't show up in my google search, anyone have the instrumental version?

[addedon]November 14, 2012, 10:09 am[/addedon]seriously /k/? What an awkward silence here. fark u guys.

sad sad scene.

omghelp — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 13:07:20 +0800

[YOUTUBE]9irH7ruetdo[/YOUTUBE]

2" masuk.

omghelp — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 21:26:31 +0800

[YOUTUBE]ULeEWqN1DQU[/YOUTUBE]

I know u have watched a pr0n version of the goth girl somewhere in NG, dun lie.

where can I get weighted skipping ropes?

omghelp — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 21:23:35 +0800

I heard some gym sells it, but not sure whether its the weighted one or the normal one with no weight.

that day me and my cousin challenge each other to skip rope, he borrowed me a rope damn bloody heavy.

the rope hit my toe and my foot almost broke mang wtf.

[WTB].

motorola c601a can send text messages?

omghelp — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 19:32:54 +0800

http://www.fixya.com/support/t12062173-mot...d_text_messages

did'nt know house phones can send text messages...wtffff...

catfight over facebook

omghelp — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 21:58:21 +0800

for those who have 42" monitor.

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is the dude really this worth it?

drinking raw eggs from cup for lunch because no $$

omghelp — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 15:51:42 +0800

no money buy gas, no money buy proper lunch.

all I have is raw eggs because my neighbour is a dealer for eggs(super small size eggs lol) so she gave my mom lots of eggs last time.

and now I have to eat them, RAW.

First, I beat them into a cup, 4 of them, then, before my nose picks up the smell, I drank it, with 1 breath.

zomg feel like dying right after that.

but, it's not really that bad, at least I didn't eat like this dude here.

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why some people eat a lot and can't gain weight?

omghelp — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 13:45:57 +0800

I used to weight 43kg @ 5'7 during my form1&2 years.

I'm just like those whiners at /fit/ or bb.com forum, that whines that they workout 24/7 and eat like a bb and still can't gain weight.

I'm pretty sure you have friends like these too right? Claims that they eat 3 bowls of rice / meal and not a single kg is gained.

Well, one day, I looked myself in the mirror, and say to myself "Fark it, lets go get some double C(heeseburgers)"

I ate 3 mcD double Cheeseburgers for breakfast for 1 month, and my weight shoot up to 78kg.

I realized that, it's not that your body can't gain weight, it's because you don't wan't to gain weight.

here's a challenge to those whiners out there, instead of eating your "restricted" diet, try sweeping 3 double cheeseburgers for breakfast every single day, and don't skip a single meal throughout the day, eat your lunch and dinner in a normal proportion, gerenti gemok.

All your friends that claims that they eat 3 bowls of rice / meal is just exaggerating, u should challenge them to eat 3 bowls of rice, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, no big surprise if they can't even make it thru the 2nd bowl. They actually just wan't to make you jealous of them(Serious reverse psychology here yo!)

stand by me.

omghelp — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 11:27:46 +0800

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