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(WTS) Sony XPERIA XZ2 PREMIUM, NEW MODEL!

lordkevin — Mon, 19 Nov 2018 07:53:35 +0800

Item(s): Sony Xperia Xz2 Premium

Package includes: Whole Box include Original Spigen Cover order from USA.

Price: (!!!NOTICE!!!: Sellers are required to display the exact selling prices of their products. Failure to do so will result in the deletion of the topic) RM2700

Warranty: Malaysia Set

Dealing method: COD

Location: Damansara

Contact method/details: 0102250234
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Item(s) conditions: 10/10 used less than 1 week

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Reason for sale: wife don't want

<WTS> IPhone 7 Plus 128gb

lordkevin — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 16:43:56 +0800

Item(s): IPhone 7Plus 128gb,Matt Black

Package includes: Box,Earphone

Price: 2900nett

Warranty: Untill Early of January 2018

Dealing method: COD

Location: Klang valley

Contact method/details: please whatapps 0102250234
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Item(s) conditions: great condition

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Reason for sale: Upgrade

Samsung Galaxy Note 5 (White) RM1000

lordkevin — Fri, 06 Jan 2017 13:36:14 +0800

Item(s): Samsung Galaxy Note 5 (White)

Package includes: Box and device only

Price: Rm1000 non nego

Warranty: No Warranty

Dealing method: COD

Location of seller: call to arrange,klang valley

Contact method/details: 0102350234

Age of item: 1 year+

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Item(s) conditions: Back screen crack and front bottom inner peeling,other than this device fully funtional.

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Reason for sale: upgrade

[WTS]Samsung Galaxy S6 32gb Gold (USED)

lordkevin — Mon, 25 Jul 2016 17:04:27 +0800

Item(s):Samsung Galaxy S6 32gb Gold (USED)

Package includes: Phone & Box & Smart Cover & earphone (charger not included)

Price: 1100 Non Nego/Fix Price

Warranty: Ended

Dealing method: COD @ Damansara Area

Location of seller: Damansara

Contact method/details: Whatapps 0102250234

Age of item: 1 Year

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Item(s) conditions: Great Condition

Picture: As Per Attach

Reason for sale: Change Phone

Alot of Jokes!

lordkevin — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 19:52:43 +0800

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Bus Signals

A guy was taking a new bus route for the first time. He sat down and watched as a woman got on the bus. When the driver looked at her, she took her right hand and put her thumb on her forehead and waved her fingers at the driver.
The driver then took both of his hands and put the thumb of his right hand on his forehead and the thumb of his left hand on his right hand and he waved all of his fingers at the woman.

The woman then took her right arm, extended it, and ran her left hand up her arm. The driver, in response, extended his right arm and ran his left hand down his arm.

The lady then proceeded to grab her right breast.

The driver reached down and grabbed his crotch.

The lady turned away from the driver, grabbed her butt and got off the bus. The man was amazed at this. When he got to his stop, he asked the driver about the lady.

"What did that lady and you say to each other a couple of stops back?" he asked.

The driver replied, "Oh, the deaf woman? It's very simple. I told her that the fare was 10 cents. She asked if I was going uptown. I told her that I was going downtown. She then asked me if I was going by the dairy. I said that I was going by the ballpark. She replied,

Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts

1) Chest Trays

2) NFRU (Not for Recreational Use)

3) Pastor Baiters

4) Mounds of Shame

5) Heavenly Canteens

6) Pearly Weights

7) Hooteronomies

8) Pizza Pizza

9) Sweater Undulations

10) The Daughters of Lactiticus

11) Racks of Lambs of God

12) Communion Woofers

13) First and Second Mammalonians

14) Pamela''s Burdens

15) Beelzeboobs

First Cut is the Deepest

Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, "Hey Tim, what're you in for?"
"I'm getting my tonsils out -- I'm a little worried," said Tim.

"Oh don't worry about it. I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and jello I wanted for two weeks!"

"Oh yeah?'' replied Tim. "That's not half-bad. Hey, Sammy, how about you? What're you here for?"

"I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is," Sammy answered.

"Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!"

More jokes will be up soon....