Ah Lian & Ah Beng Story

TheAngel — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 18:16:15 +0800

Situation 1 - I've lost my girlfriend
Ah Beng approaches a beautiful woman in a supermarket.
"I've lost my girlfriend" he tells Ah Lian.
"Can you stand here and talk to me for a few minutes?"
"Sure, but I don't understand how that would help?" Ah Lian replies.
"Well, every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours,
my girlfriend appears out of nowhere".

Situation 2 - Who is more pig?
Ah Beng and Ah Lian are driving down the same road at the same time.
As they pass each other Ah Lian leans out the window, points and yells, "PIG! "
Ah Beng immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, "WITCH!"
They each continue on their way, and as Ah Beng rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road.

If only Ah Beng would listen...

Situation 3 - Picture perfect
Ah Beng said to Ah Lian, "I will take a photo of your breasts and frame it ."
Ah Lian said to Ah Beng, "I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it."

PLS: The above joke is just for fun reading by the author. Kindly,please don't assume it something else. Straightly not insulting~*

Viagra Coffee, anyone?

TheAngel — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 15:45:45 +0800

Just want to share something with you...

QUOTE

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.

The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."

The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"

The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.

"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."

The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.

Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.

"How did it go?" the doctor asked.

"Terrible, doctor, terrible."

"Did it not work?"

"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."

"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"

"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."

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