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BERAKING: Mat Jargon suspended Bersatu

funnyTONE — Tue, 14 Oct 2025 09:13:17 +0800

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Wan Ahmad Fayhsal digantung keahlian Bersatu

SHAH ALAM - Ahli Majlis Pimpinan Tertinggi Parti Pribumi Bersatu Malaysia (Bersatu), Wan Ahmad Fayhsal digantung keahlian Bersatu Wan Ahmad Kamal digantung hak-hak keahlian di bawah Fasal 22.5 bagi tempoh satu penggal pemilihan parti itu berkuat kuasa mulai 13 Oktober 2025.

Pengerusi Lembaga Disiplin Bersatu, Datuk Mohd Radzi Manan berkata, perkara tersebut telah diputuskan pihaknya yang bersidang pada 8 Oktober lalu.

Menurutnya, tindakan berkenaan dilakukan atas tindakan Ahli Parlimen Machang itu melanggar Fasal 9.1.4 Perlembagaan Bersatu iaitu mematuhi Perlambagaan dan Kod Etika dan Tatakelakuan Ahli.

"Sila ambil perhatian, bahawa dengan penggantungan tersebut, maka Yang Berhormat secara langsung dilucutkan segala jawatan yang dipegang dan tidak boleh membuat sebarang kenyataan atas nama parti sehingga tamat tempoh penggantungan.

"Sila ambil perhatian juga bahawa Yang Berhormat boleh mengemukakan rayuan kepada Lembaga Rayuan untuk pertimbangan dalam tempoh 14 hari dari tarikh notis ini," katanya menerusi notis penggantungan keahlian Bersatu bertarikh 13 Oktober 2025. SOURCE

Indian vlogger asking village girls to marry him

funnyTONE — Wed, 01 Oct 2025 10:42:27 +0800

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starts at 0:40 where he first asks the girl about the marriage culture in her village, a Baduy tribe in Banten, Indonesia.
Some says he is merely doing an educational vlog, but if you look at his channel, it is kinda creepy what he is doing in his travels.

step aside ABANG BAS

funnyTONE — Fri, 06 Sep 2024 12:38:42 +0800

[twt]https://twitter.com/nhma127/status/1831856258900758707[/twt]

Teaching art of love making

funnyTONE — Mon, 05 Aug 2024 20:48:49 +0800

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They have very dedicated teachers in this school.

Hadi don't follow script

funnyTONE — Wed, 19 Jul 2023 14:55:06 +0800

I recall back in March the Terengganu King said no political sermon in masjid, but somehow bawang can override the state's ruler.
Now, he also can override the religious body script for Friday's sermon and insert some political talks.
No wonder bang nusi dare to talk thrash about royalty, he learned from his master.

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1.3 jute kutipan

funnyTONE — Sun, 28 May 2023 17:37:27 +0800

Will it break PE2 box office of 23 million?

Resident Evil is out on Netflix

funnyTONE — Thu, 14 Jul 2022 21:48:11 +0800

Just watched the first episode.
Not really liking it though..... but I aim to finish this series before giving any comments.
But RE purists is probably going to put this one under the bus.

The CGI kinda good though

Love, Death & Robots

funnyTONE — Fri, 20 May 2022 19:42:52 +0800

Its out!

[NSF🍓] watchpeopledie is back!

funnyTONE — Thu, 28 Apr 2022 08:56:03 +0800

Reddit used to be a free speech platform.
Now its a woke garbage with incel snowflakes as mods.

MATTA FAIR

funnyTONE — Thu, 07 Apr 2022 15:50:17 +0800

Anyone going to the fair this weekend?

[FB]https://www.facebook.com/SunwayLagoonMalaysia/posts/10158398243976816[/fb]

Matta Fair 2022

funnyTONE — Mon, 17 Jan 2022 09:48:18 +0800

Still a long way to go, but I'm curious to know what good deals to look out for.

The Idiot from Padang Rengas

funnyTONE — Mon, 10 Jan 2022 15:42:50 +0800

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Sad news to report. Sad for that Padang Rengas idiot. Sad news for his second or third (I am not sure how many wives or ex wives he has got) Trophy Wife who lives abroad. Sad news too, for his son who studies abroad. They have all set their hearts on moving to Switzerland and breathing the fresh invigorating pure Swiss mountain air and going skiing down the Swiss Alps slopes on weekends. Alas this in not to be.

You see Mael Bera Blur…or Mael Blur Bera…whateverlah…..Mael clueless government proposed Nazri as our Ambassador to Switzerland. And I use the term “our Ambassador” quite loosely here for Nazri is NOT my ambassador. He is NOT your ambassador. He is Mael Blur Bera’s proposed Ambassador to Switzerland.

Anyway back to the matter at hand.

The Swiss Government has officially rejected Nazrri Aziz's appointment. Why?

The Swiss government is undertaking a criminal investigation into 1MDB and they feel that Nazri was complicit in the 1MDB debacle as he was then a senior minister in Najib’s cabinet when 1MDB happened and Nazri did not distance himself from 1MDB or Najib Razak.

And…..

Our foreign ministry is not in favour of politicians and non-career diplomats being appointed as ambassadors to foreign countries. The cabinet has just approved Wisma Putra's paper on this which has laid down strict criteria and conditions if non-penjawat awam are to be appointed ambassadors. Hopefully, Mael Bera Blur and future cabinets will follow this directive.

Is it safe to say that Nazri Aziz failed all the criteria required of him? Only the Foreign Ministry can confirm this! But common sense tells me that Nazri failed big time despite having a Trophy Wife.

Now you guys already know that Jokowi rejected that Pasir Salak guy aka Tajuddin, as our Ambassador to Indonesia because he refused to wear a mask when presenting his credentials to Jokowo kan? Ha ha ha....

It must be very embarrassing for this backdoor govt to have their candidates for ambassador to be rejected by Switzerland as well as Indonesia. …but does that Blur Mael care? I think not

GOSSIP

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UPDATE:
I declined Swiss envoy’s post as I would have to quit as MP, says Nazri

he retort the claim

I just watched The Mitchells

funnyTONE — Mon, 10 Jan 2022 10:12:33 +0800

The Mitchells Vs The Machines

Great animation on Netflix. Quite refreshing since it embraces the socmed/meme culture in its plot. I also love the art style, like videogame mix with crayons.
Never a boring moment with all its comedy and puns.
It carries a nice message too.... although the climactic scene becomes too silly to explain.
Basically, they defeated the robot swarms using a dumb dog and the power of youtube.
9/10

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Just watched Mother/Android

funnyTONE — Fri, 07 Jan 2022 22:19:40 +0800

I love post-apocalyptic movies, but this one feels just like one of those Hallmark drama. Interesting concept, but fell short of showcasing boring couple surviving the wilderness. I had to watch it at 1.5x speed and keep pressing skip 10 sec to get to the good part.

There is a similarly titled show I watched last time called Mother. That one was more interesting and fun. This one...just skip, unless your girlfriend asked you to watch it together . Its perfect show to run in the background while you netflix and chill.

Or if you have fetish with pregnant bellied Chloe-Grace Moretz.
3/10
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Just watched Matrix 4

funnyTONE — Wed, 22 Dec 2021 15:56:22 +0800

The trilogy is better.
7/10

Do you miss WFH?

funnyTONE — Wed, 08 Dec 2021 08:02:13 +0800

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btw, look at the first comment. Damn surprised that youtube lurks in youtube.

Rosmah tak balik lagi dari S'pore

funnyTONE — Thu, 02 Dec 2021 11:39:45 +0800

[twt]https://twitter.com/msianinsight/status/1466248017812410369[/twt]

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Birth of Carnage

funnyTONE — Wed, 29 Sep 2021 22:25:23 +0800

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Personally, I think they should've gone with R rating.

Mat Dan

funnyTONE — Sat, 18 Sep 2021 09:05:06 +0800

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oh boy, fat THOR

funnyTONE — Sat, 11 Sep 2021 08:16:56 +0800

[twt]https://twitter.com/rafagrassetti/status/1436087997078786048[/twt]