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            <title>OWL: Office WorKers LeAgue V99</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2374223</link>
            <description>&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style='color:purple'&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:16pt;line-height:100%'&gt;Office Workers League V99&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'&gt;2012 mission - Recruit &lt;b&gt;moar&lt;/b&gt; new staff and improve productivity&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Date:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Time :&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Venue :&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Map :&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Attendance:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/968/im0747cy0.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt; work work work work work &lt;!--emo&amp;:wub:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/wub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wub.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;OWL User bar 2&lt;/b&gt; ~ &lt;img src='http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/4861/101161856391wt2.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;THE CHARTER&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; At Office Workers League (OWL) we strive to allow people to provide their views without fear or favour.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Almost anything is allowed, except racial and religious extremism.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; However, to meet the PGSX18 rating of this thread, hamsap talks and all that jazz is definitely welcomed...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/9058/top1jg8.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;The Corporate Ladder/Leader?&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('210b3df4335b59a54fe2e9a3a6d83b0f')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;210b3df4335b59a54fe2e9a3a6d83b0f&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;The Big Boss of OWL = &lt;b&gt;beebee&lt;/b&gt; - The Grand Flounder&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The 2nd Big Boss of OWL = &lt;b&gt;Grengo01&lt;/b&gt; - Dai Dai Lap Grengy &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The HR Department Manager = &lt;b&gt;Deadman&lt;/b&gt; - Barely Legal Girls &amp;quot;Educator&amp;quot; and now a phronographer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The S&amp;amp;M Division Director = &lt;b&gt;Jazz&lt;/b&gt; - floats like a butterfly and stings like a lightsaber&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Ye Old Wise Man = &lt;b&gt;Duke Beard&lt;/b&gt; - now known as Randy &amp;quot;Horny&amp;quot; Orton /_o_/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Pictars Director = &lt;b&gt;zenix&lt;/b&gt; His siggy rox&amp;#33; and his never ending supply of &lt;s&gt;porn&lt;/s&gt; pics&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Financial Director aka Pinut - &lt;b&gt;kcng&lt;/b&gt; - He makes Mr. Bean looks serious&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Logistics Manager = &lt;b&gt;ah wai&lt;/b&gt; call him if u need transport&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;===============================&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;Workers aka &lt;s&gt;Sex&lt;/s&gt; Slaves List&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('616ba33ed1e85b1122c0f1199c4754c1')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;616ba33ed1e85b1122c0f1199c4754c1&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;The Head of SKUriti = &lt;b&gt;fr4g*st3r&lt;/b&gt; - Wantan Singh for Life demoted. Now selling magazine by the roadside&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The SKUrity ladyboss = &lt;b&gt;afro_phoebe&lt;/b&gt; - Promoted ahead of her sleeping-on-the-job husband&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Sexytary = &lt;b&gt;bebee&lt;/b&gt; - No relation whatsoever with the flounder. Less one &amp;quot;e&amp;quot;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Human Calculator = &lt;b&gt;Kampfer&lt;/b&gt; - ex-Heart-Break-Kid now Hero-Bonking-Kid&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Hawt&amp;#33; OL = &lt;b&gt;Kraly&lt;/b&gt; - HBK sidekick or side dish&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Rice boy = &lt;b&gt;bysquashy&lt;/b&gt; - Has been spotted pimping at Pinoyland&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Devil of all Devil = &lt;b&gt;DevilKia&lt;/b&gt; - Me&lt;b&gt;kia&lt;/b&gt;tron.... more than meets the eyes&amp;#33; SERIOUSLY&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Gadget guy = &lt;b&gt;sonic_cd&lt;/b&gt; Go&amp;#33; Go&amp;#33; Sonic XXX-BOX&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Eating Queen = &lt;b&gt;t3ngt3ng&lt;/b&gt; aka BADAK....now nearly extinct&amp;#33; Last seen eating up half of Sri Kembangan and now Kemuning&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Zookeeper = &lt;b&gt;adam_lss&lt;/b&gt; - trying very hard to keep the BADAK from being extinct&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Sewersider = &lt;b&gt;neuroticmind&lt;/b&gt; and &lt;s&gt;his&lt;/s&gt;her never ending bomb threat for increase pay&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Infernal Affairs and Gossip Manager = &lt;b&gt;rourou&lt;/b&gt; - She likes dogs and furry stuff but I think she shaves&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Kenot queen = &lt;b&gt;lily_ger &lt;/b&gt;all also kennot, beh sai, mai larkkkk...now kenot come to work &lt;!--emo&amp;:shakehead:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/shakehead.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='shakehead.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Crab Lady = &lt;b&gt;Scopio&lt;/b&gt; - Snip woohoo off anyone who dare cross her path&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Confirm Gay Boy = &lt;b&gt;unig&lt;/b&gt; got caught trying to hit on a guy named aaron &lt;!--emo&amp;:x--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/doh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='doh.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Prince of Hamsapians a.k.a. Papa Hamsap = &lt;b&gt;Prince_Hamsap&lt;/b&gt; - Suspected ghey lou who is looking for a hamsap princess to be his queen &lt;!--emo&amp;:wub:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/wub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wub.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The All Talk No Work Girl = &lt;b&gt;quireyuyue&lt;/b&gt; look at the post she spammed and i wonder does she actually got work to do &lt;!--emo&amp;:stars:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/rclxub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rclxub.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;===============================&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;Hard at work or hardly working? MIA/KIA List&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('1698e9d5fb229a52cd8073cda6ec6984')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;1698e9d5fb229a52cd8073cda6ec6984&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;The ONE THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED = &lt;b&gt;Drifter&lt;/b&gt; - Champion Kereta Lembu drifter&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Yau Char Gwai Seller = &lt;b&gt;yewkhuay&lt;/b&gt; - Top Spammer 3.6% of the day, total posts 516&amp;#33;&amp;#33; &amp;lt;show off&amp;gt; now ZERO&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Dong Dong Guy = &lt;b&gt;Vin_ann&lt;/b&gt; - dinging &amp;amp; donging always....until the doorbell broke now he MIA&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Cute Hottie = &lt;b&gt;Amytiang&lt;/b&gt; - International businesswoman or superwoman? Fly here, fly there&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Hardworking Ambitious OL = &lt;b&gt;eRiCCa&lt;/b&gt; - Back from australia, now in KL but MIA&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Works Minister = &lt;b&gt;Gladys &lt;/b&gt; - Was seen building &amp;#39;highways&amp;#39; to many guys hearts&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Sexy Internal Affairs Director from 9am-5pm = &lt;b&gt;siestz&lt;/b&gt; - Sex Affairs and Porn Director 6pm-12am&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Sesated guy? = &lt;b&gt;7chai &lt;/b&gt; - last seen KIA by Lord Pookeemah in a Magic The Gathering duel&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Tayar man = &lt;b&gt;White Lighter&lt;/b&gt; - Goodyear stole him from our payroll&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Annoying Brat = &lt;b&gt;max_cavalera&lt;/b&gt; - Suggested by Jazz&lt;br /&gt;[color=red]&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;===========================================&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:red'&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*NEW ADDITION* since v69&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('1fbdb05909c697b1014af218a9b8c05a')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;1fbdb05909c697b1014af218a9b8c05a&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;The Secret-ary = &lt;b&gt;abbyx2&lt;/b&gt; - current status is &lt;b&gt;secret &lt;/b&gt;&amp;amp; needs &lt;i&gt;permission &lt;/i&gt;from &lt;i&gt;dunno who&lt;/i&gt; if wanna go yumcha  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Santa Helper = &lt;b&gt;Baozz&lt;/b&gt; - Santa Rina who donates santa hat (except tiger&amp;#39;s) most leng lui of all with 38D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Software Engineer =&lt;b&gt;brian12988&lt;/b&gt; - when the time he is not phailed, tat time he spams&lt;br /&gt;	&lt;br /&gt;The padaguin out from hibernation = &lt;b&gt;devince83&lt;/b&gt; - now dem active &lt;s&gt;working&lt;/s&gt; spamming OWL &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The JapAV voice-over Recording Engineer = &lt;b&gt;Tenshi&lt;/b&gt; - reads &lt;i&gt;Playboy &lt;/i&gt;&amp;amp; drinks beer &lt;!--emo&amp;:cheers:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/cheers.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cheers.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The hemsem Singkapork worker = &lt;b&gt;Vorador&lt;/b&gt; - who has a crush on HR girl but still &lt;!--emo&amp;:blush:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/blush.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blush.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; 2 make a move&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The UPS Guy (not the courier company, &lt;i&gt;apa nama&lt;/i&gt;... the Uninterrupted Power Supply) = &lt;b&gt;WhiteWing&lt;/b&gt; - who has a &lt;i&gt;friend forever&lt;/i&gt; also currently in OWL v66 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The NonExperience humang = &lt;b&gt;eXPeri3nc3&lt;/b&gt; - The most unexperience of all in here.. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The nice &amp;amp; friendly saint = &lt;b&gt;furryfluffy&lt;/b&gt; - The most &lt;i&gt;innocent&lt;/i&gt; halimeow ever born; never bites &lt;!--emo&amp;:nod:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/nod.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nod.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Flo_2010&lt;/b&gt; - Follow the Fi li Fu lo Felo&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Pink Spider&lt;/b&gt; - Pinky pinky spider sitting on atree, down it comes with a sickening thud&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Kampung2005&lt;/b&gt; - The Train Addict who loves kampung life&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The K-Popfag = &lt;b&gt;WintersuN&lt;/b&gt; whose AV was done by Baozzz&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;GloryKnight&lt;/b&gt; - The Knight who helps people to be happy because He&amp;#39;s Happy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;spicediablo&lt;/b&gt; - Just a normal worker..&lt;!--emo&amp;:lol:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;apocalypxe&lt;/b&gt; - Trollin to the max&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;BallCracker &amp;amp; BallSmasher&lt;/b&gt; - Crack and Smash balls wherever they wan &lt;!--emo&amp;:hehe:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/brows.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='brows.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;brownman90561495&lt;/b&gt; - a foreign worker who&amp;#39;s not even working nor living anywhere near Malaysia&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;izzyuke&lt;/b&gt; - a Ranma type of James Bond, who can switch from a guy to a girl and back to a guy in an instant&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;hazelnet&lt;/b&gt; - a 9gag that lost in LYN /k/opitiam&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:red'&gt;============================================&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;If you ain&amp;#39;t here or want your info edited please let TS know&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;==============================&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;Yer new into working life? A seasoned semi-retired worker?&lt;br /&gt;Running your own business, boss? Come bloody join us will ya?&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;We need more Office Workers to register as OWL Members&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;Please leave your name at the front counter...&lt;/span&gt;</description>
            <author>Baozzz</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2012 09:16:53 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>enjoice /k/</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2337294</link>
            <description>im not sure does tis enjoice /k/ or not&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showuser=41492' target='_blank'&gt;http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showuser=41492&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LOL</description>
            <author>Baozzz</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 10:17:15 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>OWL: OfFiCe WoRKeR&amp;#39;s LeAgUe V92</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2156733</link>
            <description>&lt;span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'&gt;&lt;span style='color:red'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Office Workers League &lt;span style='font-size:16pt;line-height:100%'&gt;V92&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'&gt;2012 mission - Recruit &lt;b&gt;moar&lt;/b&gt; new staff and improve productivity&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Date:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Time :&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Venue :&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Map :&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Attendance:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/eminentgold/Banner/Banner2.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/968/im0747cy0.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;OWL User bar 1&lt;/b&gt; ~ &lt;img src='http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/8889/761163733023rs4.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;OWL User bar 2&lt;/b&gt; ~ &lt;img src='http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/4861/101161856391wt2.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;THE CHARTER&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; At Office Workers League (OWL) we strive to allow people to provide their views without fear or favour.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Almost anything is allowed, except racial and religious extremism.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; However, to meet the PGSX18 rating of this thread, hamsap talks and all that jazz is definitely welcomed...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/9058/top1jg8.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;The Corporate Ladder/Leader?&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('ec88319dcc19d8d06293a56179db9ccf')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;ec88319dcc19d8d06293a56179db9ccf&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;The Big Boss of OWL = &lt;b&gt;beebee&lt;/b&gt; - The Grand Flounder&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The 2nd Big Boss of OWL = &lt;b&gt;Grengo01&lt;/b&gt; - Dai Dai Lap Grengy &lt;!--emo&amp;:flex:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/flex.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='flex.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The HR Department Manager = &lt;b&gt;Deadman&lt;/b&gt; - Barely Legal Girls &amp;quot;Educator&amp;quot; and now a phronographer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The S&amp;amp;M Division Director = &lt;b&gt;Jazz&lt;/b&gt; - floats like a butterfly and stings like a lightsaber&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Ye Old Wise Man = &lt;b&gt;Duke Beard&lt;/b&gt; - now known as Randy &amp;quot;Horny&amp;quot; Orton /_o_/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Pictars Director = &lt;b&gt;zenix&lt;/b&gt; His siggy rox&amp;#33; and his never ending supply of &lt;s&gt;porn&lt;/s&gt; pics&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Financial Director aka Pinut - &lt;b&gt;kcng&lt;/b&gt; - He makes Mr. Bean looks serious&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Logistics Manager = &lt;b&gt;ah wai&lt;/b&gt; call him if u need transport&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;===============================&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;Workers aka &lt;s&gt;Sex&lt;/s&gt; Slaves List&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('37c3c1ed9a24c0ae0eb40b03d8b5ddfe')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;37c3c1ed9a24c0ae0eb40b03d8b5ddfe&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;The Head of SKUriti = &lt;b&gt;fr4g*st3r&lt;/b&gt; - Wantan Singh for Life demoted. Now selling magazine by the roadside&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The SKUrity ladyboss = &lt;b&gt;afro_phoebe&lt;/b&gt; - Promoted ahead of her sleeping-on-the-job husband&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Sexytary = &lt;b&gt;bebee&lt;/b&gt; - No relation whatsoever with the flounder. Less one &amp;quot;e&amp;quot; &lt;!--emo&amp;:idea:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_idea.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_idea.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Human Calculator = &lt;b&gt;Kampfer&lt;/b&gt; - ex-Heart-Break-Kid now Hero-Bonking-Kid&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Hawt&amp;#33; OL = &lt;b&gt;Kraly&lt;/b&gt; - HBK sidekick or side dish&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Rice boy = &lt;b&gt;bysquashy&lt;/b&gt; - Has been spotted pimping at Pinoyland&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Devil of all Devil = &lt;b&gt;DevilKia&lt;/b&gt; - Me&lt;b&gt;kia&lt;/b&gt;tron.... more than meets the eyes&amp;#33; SERIOUSLY&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Gadget guy = &lt;b&gt;sonic_cd&lt;/b&gt; Go&amp;#33; Go&amp;#33; Sonic XXX-BOX&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Eating Queen = &lt;b&gt;t3ngt3ng&lt;/b&gt; aka BADAK....now nearly extinct&amp;#33; Last seen eating up half of Sri Kembangan and now Kemuning&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Zookeeper = &lt;b&gt;adam_lss&lt;/b&gt; - trying very hard to keep the BADAK from being extinct&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Sewersider = &lt;b&gt;neuroticmind&lt;/b&gt; and &lt;s&gt;his&lt;/s&gt;her never ending bomb threat for increase pay&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Infernal Affairs and Gossip Manager = &lt;b&gt;rourou&lt;/b&gt; - She likes dogs and furry stuff but I think she shaves&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Kenot queen = &lt;b&gt;lily_ger &lt;/b&gt;all also kennot, beh sai, mai larkkkk...now kenot come to work &lt;!--emo&amp;:shakehead:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/shakehead.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='shakehead.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Crab Lady = &lt;b&gt;Scopio&lt;/b&gt; - Snip woohoo off anyone who dare cross her path&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Confirm Gay Boy = &lt;b&gt;unig&lt;/b&gt; got caught trying to hit on a guy named aaron &lt;!--emo&amp;:x--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/doh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='doh.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Prince of Hamsapians a.k.a. Papa Hamsap = &lt;b&gt;Prince_Hamsap&lt;/b&gt; - Suspected ghey lou who is looking for a hamsap princess to be his queen &lt;!--emo&amp;:wub:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/wub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wub.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The All Talk No Work Girl = &lt;b&gt;quireyuyue&lt;/b&gt; look at the post she spammed and i wonder does she actually got work to do &lt;!--emo&amp;:stars:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/rclxub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rclxub.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;===============================&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;Hard at work or hardly working? MIA/KIA List&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('6a7ee9477e98ff00dc2f7e6816e25e1d')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;6a7ee9477e98ff00dc2f7e6816e25e1d&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;The ONE THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED = &lt;b&gt;Drifter&lt;/b&gt; - Champion Kereta Lembu drifter&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Yau Char Gwai Seller = &lt;b&gt;yewkhuay&lt;/b&gt; - Top Spammer 3.6% of the day, total posts 516&amp;#33;&amp;#33; &amp;lt;show off&amp;gt; now ZERO&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Dong Dong Guy = &lt;b&gt;Vin_ann&lt;/b&gt; - dinging &amp;amp; donging always....until the doorbell broke now he MIA&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Cute Hottie = &lt;b&gt;Amytiang&lt;/b&gt; - International businesswoman or superwoman? Fly here, fly there&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Hardworking Ambitious OL = &lt;b&gt;eRiCCa&lt;/b&gt; - Back from australia, now in KL but MIA&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Works Minister = &lt;b&gt;Gladys &lt;/b&gt; - Was seen building &amp;#39;highways&amp;#39; to many guys hearts&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Sexy Internal Affairs Director from 9am-5pm = &lt;b&gt;siestz&lt;/b&gt; - Sex Affairs and Porn Director 6pm-12am&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Sesated guy? = &lt;b&gt;7chai &lt;/b&gt; - last seen KIA by Lord Pookeemah in a Magic The Gathering duel&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Tayar man = &lt;b&gt;White Lighter&lt;/b&gt; - Goodyear stole him from our payroll&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Annoying Brat = &lt;b&gt;max_cavalera&lt;/b&gt; - Suggested by Jazz&lt;br /&gt;[color=red]&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;===========================================&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:red'&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*NEW ADDITION* since v69&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('8a2d23a10641d7fa89e793f5a1390c92')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;8a2d23a10641d7fa89e793f5a1390c92&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;The Secret-ary = &lt;b&gt;abbyx2&lt;/b&gt; - current status is &lt;b&gt;secret &lt;/b&gt;&amp;amp; needs &lt;i&gt;permission &lt;/i&gt;from &lt;i&gt;dunno who&lt;/i&gt; if wanna go yumcha  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Santa Helper = &lt;b&gt;Baozz&lt;/b&gt; - Santa Rina who donates santa hat (except tiger&amp;#39;s) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Software Engineer =&lt;b&gt;brian12988&lt;/b&gt; - when the time he is not phailed, tat time he spams&lt;br /&gt;	&lt;br /&gt;The padaguin out from hibernation = &lt;b&gt;devince83&lt;/b&gt; - now dem active &lt;s&gt;working&lt;/s&gt; spamming OWL &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The JapAV voice-over Recording Engineer = &lt;b&gt;Tenshi&lt;/b&gt; - reads &lt;i&gt;Playboy &lt;/i&gt;&amp;amp; drinks beer &lt;!--emo&amp;:cheers:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/cheers.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cheers.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The hemsem Singkapork worker = &lt;b&gt;Vorador&lt;/b&gt; - who has a crush on HR girl but still &lt;!--emo&amp;:blush:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/blush.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blush.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; 2 make a move&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The UPS Guy (not the courier company, &lt;i&gt;apa nama&lt;/i&gt;... the Uninterrupted Power Supply) = &lt;b&gt;WhiteWing&lt;/b&gt; - who has a &lt;i&gt;friend forever&lt;/i&gt; also currently in OWL v66 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The NonExperience humang = &lt;b&gt;eXPeri3nc3&lt;/b&gt; - The most unexperience of all in here.. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The nice &amp;amp; friendly saint = &lt;b&gt;furryfluffy&lt;/b&gt; - The most &lt;i&gt;innocent&lt;/i&gt; halimeow ever born; never bites &lt;!--emo&amp;:nod:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/nod.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nod.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Flo_2010&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Pink Spider&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Kampung2005&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The K-Popfag = &lt;b&gt;WintersuN&lt;/b&gt; whose AV was done by Baozzz&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:red'&gt;============================================&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;If you ain&amp;#39;t here or want your info edited please PM someone not me&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;==============================&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;Yer new into working life? A seasoned semi-retired worker?&lt;br /&gt;Running your own business, boss? Come bloody join us will ya?&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;We need more Office Workers to register as OWL Members&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;Please leave your name at the front counter...&lt;/span&gt;</description>
            <author>Baozzz</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 13:38:51 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>~| OWL: OFFICE WORKERS LEAGUE V88 |~</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2011413</link>
            <description>&lt;span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'&gt;&lt;span style='color:red'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Office Workers League &lt;span style='font-size:16pt;line-height:100%'&gt;V88&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'&gt;2011 mission - Recruit new staff and improve productivity&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;&lt;b&gt;Date:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Time :&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Venue :&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Map :&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Attendance:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/eminentgold/Banner/Banner2.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/968/im0747cy0.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;OWL User bar 1&lt;/b&gt; ~ &lt;img src='http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/8889/761163733023rs4.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;OWL User bar 2&lt;/b&gt; ~ &lt;img src='http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/4861/101161856391wt2.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;THE CHARTER&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; At Office Workers League (OWL) we strive to allow people to provide their views without fear or favour.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Almost anything is allowed, except racial and religious extremism.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; However, to meet the PGSX18 rating of this thread, hamsap talks and all that jazz is definitely welcomed...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/9058/top1jg8.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;The Corporate Ladder/Leader?&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('13a88cbbc93af1e8cee7d7dc4b81706b')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;13a88cbbc93af1e8cee7d7dc4b81706b&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;The Big Boss of OWL = &lt;b&gt;beebee&lt;/b&gt; - The Grand Flounder&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The 2nd Big Boss of OWL = &lt;b&gt;Grengo01&lt;/b&gt; - Dai Dai Lap Grengy &lt;!--emo&amp;:flex:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/flex.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='flex.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The HR Department Manager = &lt;b&gt;Deadman&lt;/b&gt; - Barely Legal Girls &amp;quot;Educator&amp;quot; and now a phronographer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The S&amp;amp;M Division Director = &lt;b&gt;Jazz&lt;/b&gt; - floats like a butterfly and stings like a lightsaber&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Ye Old Wise Man = &lt;b&gt;Duke Beard&lt;/b&gt; - now known as Randy &amp;quot;Horny&amp;quot; Orton /_o_/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Pictars Director = &lt;b&gt;zenix&lt;/b&gt; His siggy rox&amp;#33; and his never ending supply of &lt;s&gt;porn&lt;/s&gt; pics&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Financial Director aka Pinut - &lt;b&gt;kcng&lt;/b&gt; - He makes Mr. Bean looks serious&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Logistics Manager = &lt;b&gt;ah wai&lt;/b&gt; call him if u need transport&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;===============================&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;Workers aka &lt;s&gt;Sex&lt;/s&gt; Slaves List&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('268911d0661082150060404dea026014')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;268911d0661082150060404dea026014&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;The Head of SKUriti = &lt;b&gt;fr4g*st3r&lt;/b&gt; - Wantan Singh for Life demoted. Now selling magazine by the roadside&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The SKUrity ladyboss = &lt;b&gt;afro_phoebe&lt;/b&gt; - Promoted ahead of her sleeping-on-the-job husband&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Sexytary = &lt;b&gt;bebee&lt;/b&gt; - No relation whatsoever with the flounder. Less one &amp;quot;e&amp;quot; &lt;!--emo&amp;:idea:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/icon_idea.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='icon_idea.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Human Calculator = &lt;b&gt;Kampfer&lt;/b&gt; - ex-Heart-Break-Kid now Hero-Bonking-Kid&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Hawt&amp;#33; OL = &lt;b&gt;Kraly&lt;/b&gt; - HBK sidekick or side dish&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Rice boy = &lt;b&gt;bysquashy&lt;/b&gt; - Has been spotted pimping at Pinoyland&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Devil of all Devil = &lt;b&gt;DevilKia&lt;/b&gt; - Me&lt;b&gt;kia&lt;/b&gt;tron.... more than meets the eyes&amp;#33; SERIOUSLY&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Gadget guy = &lt;b&gt;sonic_cd&lt;/b&gt; Go&amp;#33; Go&amp;#33; Sonic XXX-BOX&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Eating Queen = &lt;b&gt;t3ngt3ng&lt;/b&gt; aka BADAK....now nearly extinct&amp;#33; Last seen eating up half of Sri Kembangan and now Kemuning&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Zookeeper = &lt;b&gt;adam_lss&lt;/b&gt; - trying very hard to keep the BADAK from being extinct&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Sewersider = &lt;b&gt;neuroticmind&lt;/b&gt; and &lt;s&gt;his&lt;/s&gt;her never ending bomb threat for increase pay&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Infernal Affairs and Gossip Manager = &lt;b&gt;rourou&lt;/b&gt; - She likes dogs and furry stuff but I think she shaves&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Kenot queen = &lt;b&gt;lily_ger &lt;/b&gt;all also kennot, beh sai, mai larkkkk...now kenot come to work &lt;!--emo&amp;:shakehead:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/shakehead.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='shakehead.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Crab Lady = &lt;b&gt;Scopio&lt;/b&gt; - Snip woohoo off anyone who dare cross her path&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Confirm Gay Boy = &lt;b&gt;unig&lt;/b&gt; got caught trying to hit on a guy named aaron &lt;!--emo&amp;:x--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/doh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='doh.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Prince of Hamsapians a.k.a. Papa Hamsap = &lt;b&gt;Prince_Hamsap&lt;/b&gt; - Suspected ghey lou who is looking for a hamsap princess to be his queen &lt;!--emo&amp;:wub:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/wub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wub.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The All Talk No Work Girl = &lt;b&gt;quireyuyue&lt;/b&gt; look at the post she spammed and i wonder does she actually got work to do &lt;!--emo&amp;:stars:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/rclxub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rclxub.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;===============================&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;Hard at work or hardly working? MIA/KIA List&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('6130fcb91ff4b2cbd57a60575514b583')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;6130fcb91ff4b2cbd57a60575514b583&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;The ONE THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED = &lt;b&gt;Drifter&lt;/b&gt; - Champion Kereta Lembu drifter&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Yau Char Gwai Seller = &lt;b&gt;yewkhuay&lt;/b&gt; - Top Spammer 3.6% of the day, total posts 516&amp;#33;&amp;#33; &amp;lt;show off&amp;gt; now ZERO&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Dong Dong Guy = &lt;b&gt;Vin_ann&lt;/b&gt; - dinging &amp;amp; donging always....until the doorbell broke now he MIA&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Cute Hottie = &lt;b&gt;Amytiang&lt;/b&gt; - International businesswoman or superwoman? Fly here, fly there&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Hardworking Ambitious OL = &lt;b&gt;eRiCCa&lt;/b&gt; - Back from australia, now in KL but MIA&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Works Minister = &lt;b&gt;Gladys &lt;/b&gt; - Was seen building &amp;#39;highways&amp;#39; to many guys hearts&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Sexy Internal Affairs Director from 9am-5pm = &lt;b&gt;siestz&lt;/b&gt; - Sex Affairs and Porn Director 6pm-12am&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Sesated guy? = &lt;b&gt;7chai &lt;/b&gt; - last seen KIA by Lord Pookeemah in a Magic The Gathering duel&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Tayar man = &lt;b&gt;White Lighter&lt;/b&gt; - Goodyear stole him from our payroll&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Annoying Brat = &lt;b&gt;max_cavalera&lt;/b&gt; - Suggested by Jazz&lt;br /&gt;[color=red]&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;===========================================&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:red'&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*NEW ADDITION* since v69&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER BEGIN--&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilertop&quot; onClick=&quot;openClose('01fdef2b8069d1090f7ca684fbe523c3')&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&amp;raquo; Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... &amp;laquo;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;spoilermain&quot; id=&quot;01fdef2b8069d1090f7ca684fbe523c3&quot; style=&quot;display:none&quot;&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER END--&gt;The Secret-ary = &lt;b&gt;abbyx2&lt;/b&gt; - current status is &lt;b&gt;secret &lt;/b&gt;&amp;amp; needs &lt;i&gt;permission &lt;/i&gt;from &lt;i&gt;dunno who&lt;/i&gt; if wanna go yumcha  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Santa Helper = &lt;b&gt;Baozz&lt;/b&gt; - Santa Rina who donates santa hat (except tiger&amp;#39;s) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Software Engineer =&lt;b&gt;brian12988&lt;/b&gt; - when the time he is not phailed, tat time he spams&lt;br /&gt;	&lt;br /&gt;The padaguin out from hibernation = &lt;b&gt;devince83&lt;/b&gt; - now dem active &lt;s&gt;working&lt;/s&gt; spamming OWL &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The JapAV voice-over Recording Engineer = &lt;b&gt;Tenshi&lt;/b&gt; - reads &lt;i&gt;Playboy &lt;/i&gt;&amp;amp; drinks beer &lt;!--emo&amp;:cheers:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/cheers.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cheers.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The hemsem Singkapork worker = &lt;b&gt;Vorador&lt;/b&gt; - who has a crush on HR girl but still &lt;!--emo&amp;:blush:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/blush.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blush.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; 2 make a move&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The UPS Guy (not the courier company, &lt;i&gt;apa nama&lt;/i&gt;... the Uninterrupted Power Supply) = &lt;b&gt;WhiteWing&lt;/b&gt; - who has a &lt;i&gt;friend forever&lt;/i&gt; also currently in OWL v66 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The NonExperience humang = &lt;b&gt;eXPeri3nc3&lt;/b&gt; - The most unexperience of all in here.. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Pencuci Mangkuk Tandas  = &lt;b&gt;Pinarello&lt;/b&gt; - no other cleans like him &amp;lt;-- he kena perma ban in kamikaze tered&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The nice &amp;amp; friendly saint = &lt;b&gt;furryfluffy&lt;/b&gt; - The most &lt;i&gt;innocent&lt;/i&gt; halimeow ever born; never bites &lt;!--emo&amp;:nod:--&gt;&lt;img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/nod.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nod.gif' /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!--SPOILER DIV--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:red'&gt;============================================&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;If you ain&amp;#39;t here or want your info edited please PM someone not me&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;==============================&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;Yer new into working life? A seasoned semi-retired worker?&lt;br /&gt;Running your own business, boss? Come bloody join us will ya?&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;We need more Office Workers to register as OWL Members&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;Please leave your name at the front counter...&lt;/span&gt;</description>
            <author>Baozzz</author>
            <category>The Museum Of Kopitiam</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 15:15:33 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Streamyx Upload Speed Problem</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1784790</link>
            <description>as per topic, i just got the streamyx office in the box 4MB fix in my office recently. and i having problem with the upload speed while connecting to my firewall. using speedtest/speedometer i got 0.01Kbps and sometime error msg appear during the upload. no issue with the download though.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;if i connect my streamyx 4MB directly (without going through firewall), my download and upload speed is perfect.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so, i&amp;#39;ve done some troubleshooting.&lt;br /&gt;1. disconnect the modem from the firewall, the dl and ul speed is perfect for the LAN and wireless.&lt;br /&gt;2. connect the modem back to firewall, dl ok but ul problem on LAN. test on wireless, dl and ul speed is perfect.&lt;br /&gt;3. using a new PC (without any IP &amp;amp; domain settings) connect to LAN with modem on firewall, test on the dl and ul speed is perfect. &lt;br /&gt;4. remove all IP settings on my laptop, dl ok and ul problem on LAN. test on wireless, dl and ul speed is perfect.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;previously my office is using streamyx enterprise 1MB and there is no problem at all. the only difference i can see with both streamyx are:&lt;br /&gt;1. streamyx enterprise 1MB - come with 1 fix ip.&lt;br /&gt;2. streamyx office in the box 4MB - dynamic ip.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;btw, im using SonicWall TZ100. have gone through all the settings and documentation, there is no settings to limit the bandwidth or whatsoever.&lt;br /&gt;really need all the pro sifu to help this time. thank you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
            <author>Baozzz</author>
            <category>Technical Support</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 14:47:09 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Need Help On This Problem</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/441811</link>
            <description>Need help from all the expert here. Facing this problem recently after upgrade few hardware in my PC. It will hang during and after boot up. Only way is to reset.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hardware upgraded recently.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Enermax 370W True Power PSU (bought from my friend)&lt;br /&gt;2. 2 x 512MB KVR DDR400 PC3200 (bought from LYN forumer)&lt;br /&gt;3. Asus N7600GS AGP (bought from one LYN forumer)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For the first two items after upgrade, the system is working fine. Problem started after change the GC. The GC is only been use by the previous owner for 3 months. After few reset, the system will work fine. Just like now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Troubleshooting done by myself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Use the latest driver downloaded from Nvidia website.&lt;br /&gt;2. Update the latest motherboard bios.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My rig.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P4 2.6CMhz&lt;br /&gt;Intel D865PERL Mobo&lt;br /&gt;Asus N7600GS AGP&lt;br /&gt;2 x 512MB KVR DDR400 PC3200&lt;br /&gt;10/100 NIC&lt;br /&gt;TDK 52x32x52 CD Writer&lt;br /&gt;LG DVD Writer&lt;br /&gt;Enermax 370W True Power PSU</description>
            <author>Baozzz</author>
            <category>Technical Support</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 09:20:11 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Attorney and Doctor</title>
            <link>http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/322645</link>
            <description>I got this from a email send to me. Just to share with you all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ATTORNEY:   Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a  pulse? &lt;br /&gt;WITNESS:     No.&lt;br /&gt;ATTORNEY:   Did  you check for blood pressure? &lt;br /&gt;WITNESS:     No.&lt;br /&gt;ATTORNEY:   Did you check for breathing?&lt;br /&gt;WITNESS:     No. &lt;br /&gt;ATTORNEY:   So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? &lt;br /&gt;WITNESS:     No.&lt;br /&gt;ATTORNEY:   How can you be so sure,  Doctor? &lt;br /&gt;WITNESS:     Because his brain was sitting on my  desk in a jar. &lt;br /&gt;ATTORNEY:    But could the patient have still been  alive, nevertheless? &lt;br /&gt;WITNESS:     Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law&amp;#33;</description>
            <author>Baozzz</author>
            <category>Jokes Heaven</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 04 Aug 2006 14:07:45 +0800</pubDate>
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