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WTT Nexus 7

CoupD'Etat — Fri, 11 Apr 2014 17:20:02 +0800

Item(s):Asus Nexus 7 with 3G version. build in 32gb.

Package includes:full set with warranty card

Price:trade with your gadget

Warranty:by AllITmart

Dealing method:Cod

Location of seller:Rampai business park

Contact method/details:Whatapp

Age of item:below 1 yr

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Item(s) conditions:99% new.

Picture:

Reason for sale:bought ipad mini 64gb. want smaller screen andriod.

ALLIGATOR SHOES -

CoupD'Etat — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 10:01:06 +0800

A young blonde was vacationing in South Florida. She wanted in the worst way to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices local vendors were asking for these highly prized shoes.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a decent
price!" The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, y'all just go and give it a try, why don'cha!" The blonde turned on her heel and headed toward the swamps, determined to catch herself a gator.

Late in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky swamp water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spotted a nine-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With
lightning speed, she took aim, fired, and killed the creature. With a great deal of effort, she hauled it onto the slimy swamp bank. Then he saw that lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper stood on the bank and watched, amazed, as the blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back.

Then she rolled her eyes heavenward and screamed out in great frustration...

"Ohmygod, this one is barefoot, too!"

Dearest /k/

CoupD'Etat — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 22:50:44 +0800

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/k/ dinner time

CoupD'Etat — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 21:49:55 +0800

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Please help me to translate

CoupD'Etat — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 19:19:04 +0800

Afternoon tea break

CoupD'Etat — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 17:17:56 +0800

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not bad huh?

poor daddy, no chance to screw his babysitter. but his son help him for this.

ICS 4.0.2 update

CoupD'Etat — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 23:13:12 +0800

anyone received and updated?

this is i received for RAY.

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april fool come early.

Sony troll us.

There is a new religion born

CoupD'Etat — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 08:16:26 +0800

There's a real religion called "Googlism," supported by "The Church of Google."

http://www.googlism.com/

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/

Anyone knew this ?

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We have compiled a list of nine proofs which definitively prove Google is the closest thing to a "god" human beings have ever directly experienced.

» PROOF #1

Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.

» PROOF #2

Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.

» PROOF #3

Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.

» PROOF #4

Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever.

» PROOF #5

Google is infinite. The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index its infinite growth.

» PROOF #6

Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".

» PROOF #7

Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent). Part of Google's corporate philosophy is the belief that a company can make money without being evil.

» PROOF #8

According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined.

God is thought to be an entity in which we mortals can turn to when in a time of need. Google clearly fulfils this to a much larger degree than traditional "gods", as shown in the image below .

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Sharing a room with a couple

CoupD'Etat — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 08:13:00 +0800

QUOTE(thenoobone @ Nov 23 2011, 03:01 PM)

hi all me n my gf wanna shift in into house on december
but too bad...wanna find rommate to share
anyone up for it ?
preferable location is ampang or cheras
pm me if interested

house budjet rm1000-rm1200
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quite interest, how is the bedding ?
gf sleep at the middle will be good.
coz i feel not comfortable spooning with a guy.

anyone experience before?

Can someone explaint?

CoupD'Etat — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:34:25 +0800

how come ?

Help and need advise

CoupD'Etat — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 12:43:07 +0800

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Forumer you are complaining against:
A senior forumer

Item being sold/bought:
He help me to clone my blackberry torch and trying to necro my bricked bb. Unfortunately it's a hard brick. So he offer help me send for warranty.

Original thread link:
Meet him personally. All correspondance in pm n sms

Date of transaction:
Happened 2-3weeks ago. Will update the actual date.

Details of the complaint :
all the sudden he went to oversea. And i sms n pm him after he come back, he did not reply my pm but active in forum. And not answering my call.

Should i log a complaint here?
How can i get it back?

One more stupid thing, i left my sim card n 16gb memory with the phone.

Need Help on Sunglobe battery

CoupD'Etat — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 16:27:16 +0800

I just receive a new batt for my torch 3.

I just realise i need to clone the batt in order to utilise it. my batt, i thought it's can be use directly.
( previously i using OEM batt , no need to clone. I can use for bold ,bold2 )

I follow instruction as provided.

1. put clone batt to my bb. shown x + batt sign.
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2. put at the right side of the case.
3. put my old batt on the left side.
4. nothing happen as instruction say ( LED will light on)
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5. after 5 mins still nothing happen.
6. put the new batt to my bb. shown a cross with the batt sign.
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7. repeat about 3 times d still no clue.

Please help. i needed this urgently to back up my bb.