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[WTS] iPhone 6 Gold 128GB

M2K2Land — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 12:34:36 +0800

Item Sold, thank for the COD

UNIFI CUSTOMER SERVICE SUPPORT SYSTEM MAINTENANCE

M2K2Land — Tue, 03 Jun 2014 17:36:39 +0800

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No Internet can die !

[WTF] Renovation Constractor in Johor Bharu

M2K2Land — Mon, 10 Feb 2014 11:10:51 +0800

Dear Sifu all,

D you have any trust-able contractor for constructor for below items in Johor Bharu? Thank and appreciated.

1) Plaster Ceiling,
2) Kitchen Cabinet
3) Wardrobe
4) Car Park Mosaic
5) Front Gate
6) etc small small items

Please PM me thanks you very much.

Steph Micayle

M2K2Land — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 17:38:32 +0800

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Nice~

inb4 oppa abah kau
inb4 not this shit again~

M3 Residency

M2K2Land — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 21:44:31 +0800

I trying to search in forum but not find anything about this.

Friend of mine interested to purchase the 1092 sf unit. He is asking me about this but I got not much information to provide. Any sifu got any comment on this Condo?

M3 Residency
FREE SPA
up to 100% Loan - applicable to Everyone!
Located at Taman Melati, Kuala Lumpur
Near LRT Station *300meters away*
Above a shopping mall
15min to KLCC
Near TAR college
4 Bed 3 Bath, 1092 sqft
RM330 psf

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Now 17th Floor

M2K2Land — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 10:13:36 +0800

Suspected to be plagued by academic stress and relationship problems, an 18-year-old scholar plunged 17 stories to her death.

The incident occurred yesterday afternoon at 1.50pm, Blk 815 Jellicoe Rd, in Lavender. The schoolgirl with a formerly bright future died on the spot before the Civil Defence could arrive to save her.

According to Lianhe Wanbao, the deceased is Lin En Han, who was believed to live on the 8th floor of the same block.

The report pointed out that the deceased had been facing problems in school and personal relationships. Her family guessed she might have taken her life as she was unable to deal with these frustrations.

The deceased had been achieving stellar results from young, studying in top schools and had even received a scholarship. She was a sensible student.

Prior to her death, she was believed to have seen a psychiatrist, but the reason for her visit – purported to be academic stress – is unknown.

Source: Lianhe Wanbao, 6 June 2011. Click here to read the Chinese version.

http://news.insing.com/tabloid/scholar-end...ems/id-22e83800

Realocated

M2K2Land — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 17:28:20 +0800

Hi all,

I been missing for sometimes due to work and personal life I have currently facing some problem which need your all to help out. I been transfer/relocated to Singapore to work for sometimes (2-3years).

I did try asking my family members to take care my furkid (Prince) but they're not dog lover and they rejected. Asking some best friends but they environment is not really good for my furkid. I am thinking is that any place for my furkid to stay 2-3 years and when every time (perhaps a months once) I back Malaysia I can visit them.

Any Advise?

Appreciated ~!

The Retrievers V2

M2K2Land — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 17:17:35 +0800

Very happy our Retriever Thread can go to V2

Here are the list of Retrievers (Labrador, Golden Retriever, or Mixed Lab or GR)

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Version 1 The Retrievers

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Retrievers Activities

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Useful Links

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Anyone missing in the list? PM Me if you are missing in the list =)

Young and pretty lady wishes to marry a rich guy

M2K2Land — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:08:27 +0800

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden (?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me. <-- I like this
Signed, J.P. Morgan

Sorry for repost... hope some new to jokes heaven can enjoy it

Dog Shirt

M2K2Land — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:12:34 +0800

Hei guys... really cant find any shop that sell GR (Golden Retriever) shirt ... the size is too big... I got see alot small size dog but GR size memang tak ada...

Help where can find ?? Any hints / tips?

Internet Service Provide

M2K2Land — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 13:05:58 +0800

Is anyone know any internet service provider in Damasara Kayu Ara others than Streamyx... Wireless or non wireless also can... please advise.

Go for holiday with your dogs

M2K2Land — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:19:11 +0800

Puppy.com.my is organizing a Resort Stay at the popular A'Famosa Resort on September 22 ~ 23, 2007. It is an opportunity that you can go holiday with your dog and at the same time enjoy some dog related activities with the company of many dog lovers.

http://www.puppy.com.my/afamosa/

wow... anyone joining this event ah ? look like very nice wor anyone can share experience in this event?

Cant accept new relationship

M2K2Land — Thu, 24 May 2007 15:49:49 +0800

Just broken 3 months ago and currently did have some feeling on that girl and the girl just having a same feeling with me. But my heart still cant accept I the new relationship. However I still missing my x-gf even tho I already can accept the broken up.

Any comment on me? what should i do with the new relationship?

Aztech Wireless G Adapter

M2K2Land — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:39:06 +0800

I have question of signal.

I have a wireless router (aztech 4 port). The router was setup in the next 2 house of my. Example:-

my house | my neigbour | router setup here.

I have try my laptop and I can receive the signal in my house but when i use my desktop using Aztech Wireless G Adapter, I cant get any signal... but if I put my desktop at my neighbour house, I can get the signal.

it is the Aztech Wireless G Adapter not enough strong to receive signal? any signal booster for increase receiving and broadcast wireless signal?

Thank

Pregnacy Test Kits

M2K2Land — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 16:46:58 +0800

I go to vet last friday and I hear the vet said, the dog pregnacy test kit is available now (just release 1 weeks ago)... and she added very expensive ! RM100++

It is true ? so expensive ? human 1 just RM10++

Some Jokes For You

M2K2Land — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 17:12:47 +0800

Here I contribute some... dont know repost or not copy from Internet

Bozo's Revenge

There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks where he's going with his donkey.
"Anywhere I go, she goes."
"I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of her." So Bozo goes up to his room and opens the door. Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor. The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was.
''Great!'' replied Bozo. ''How much do I have to pay?'' he asks.
''One thousand dollars for the food.''
''But I haven't touched the food."
''It was right there, so you should have. Two thousand dollars for the TV."
''But I didn't even know how to turn the damn thing on!''
''It was there, so you should have. Five thousand for sleeping on the bed."
''But I slept on the floor!''
''It was there. Your total is eight thousand dollars."
''You owe me ten thousand dollars for screwing my donkey.''
''But sir, I didn't screw your donkey.''
''It was there. You should have!''

OMG

Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night. After 15 minutes passed one girl leaned over and whispered to her friend, "What should I do? The guy sitting next to me is masturbating."
Her friend replied, "Don''t do anything. Just ignore it."

The first girl said, "I can''t."

Her friend, "Why can''t you ignore it?"

The first one says, "Because he''s using my hand!"

What Do I Look Like?

A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"
The husband just looked at his wife and said, "What do I look like, Mr.Plumber?"

A few days went by, and he comes home from work and again his wife asks for a favor, "Honey, the car won't start, I think that it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"

"What do I look like, Mr.Goodwrench?" was his response. Another couple of weeks go by, and it's raining pretty hard. His wife then finds a leak in the roof. She pleads with him as he's walking through the door. "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?"

He just looked at her and said "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" and sat down with a beer and watched a game on TV.

One weekend the husband woke up and it was pouring pretty hard, but the leak on the roof was gone! Speaking of leaks, he also went to take a shower, and he found that the one pipe behind the sink wasn't leaking anymore either.

His wife was coming home just then, and as she walked through the door, the husband asked, "Honey, how come there aren't any more leaks, and the car's running?"

She replied nonchalantly, "Oh, the other day I was picking up the mail, and I ran into one of our new neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything." "Wow, did he charge us anything?" asked the husband. "No, he just said that he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or had sex with him" she said.

"Cool. What kind of cake did you make?" asked the husband. "Cake? What the hell do you think I look like, Betty Crocker?

Hired Help

A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, ''Who is this?''

''This is the maid,'' answers the woman.

''We don't have a maid,'' says the man.

The woman says, ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.''

The man says, ''Well, this is her husband. Is she there?''

The woman replies, ''She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.''

The guy is fuming and says to the maid, ''Listen, would you like to make $50,000?''

The maid says, ''What will I have to do?''

The man tells her, ''I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with.''

The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots.

The maid comes back to the phone, ''What do I do with the bodies?''

The man says, ''Throw them in the swimming pool.''

Puzzled, the maid answers, ''But you don't have a pool.''

A long pause and the man says, ''Is this 567-5309?''

A Companion

M2K2Land — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 14:06:23 +0800

Hi all,

Need expert from "tai kah ceh" and "tai ko" sekalian. I feel that prince (GR) is bored when I am going to work. I do need some research on what breed of dog can accompany him before i relly go and adopt or buy. However I only able to put at front compoud when i going to work (cant put inside house) I do wish to adopt below but I dont know they can get to it or not. I do also need budget calculation on maintenance the dog. Please advise.

1) Husky (large breed)
2) Spanish Cocker (ok at house compound?)
3) Shi Tzu (ok at house compound?)
4) a GR again? (big eater, pokai )

Other than this 4 type if you got suggestion can let me know. I really do appriciated your comment.

Red Blood Cell (RBC)

M2K2Land — Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:56:35 +0800

Hi all,

Still remember my dog who affected by bladder infection twice? in just 2 months my prince having 2 times blender infection. This is third time and my friend recommend me to new vet.

Just share with you my sadness yesterday i go to Klinik Haiwan dan Surgery Dhillion. Doing blood test on my dog.

The result coming out with very low on his RBC and also Iron in body. The amount of RBC is totaly lower to what is expected. Example is the RBC is need 100 than my prince only have 20-30 which mean he have only 20-30% of expected RBC in body only.

the iron in the body is low and it cannot produce enough new RBC. why this happen? doctor told me he is infected by parasite and the parasite is break/eat the RBC...

Doctor did give him 2 injection and some medicine... this saturday i need to go back for blood test. If still no improvement, doctor said "I also cant help"

anyone having same problem?? can share with me ?

HP IPAQ 6828

M2K2Land — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 17:21:16 +0800

Hi all,

I have new HP IPAQ 6828. I wanted to use MMS services. I have already activated GRPS from maxis.

However i dont know how to Add new modem for GRPS connection in my phone. any guide ? for GPRS and MSS...

Thank in advance.

The Retrievers

M2K2Land — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 16:50:39 +0800

Hi all,

I just going to moving into new house (double story). I am able to have pet since when I'm in condo it is restict not to have pet. I just wannted to know anyone know where can adopt Golden Retriever Cheaper. In PJ there are very expensive.

If who have those info please email me or PM me. Thank alot

email : kok218@hotmail.com