http://forum.lowyat.net/ Fri, 19 Jun 2026 11:00:54 +0800 FeedCreator 1.7.2 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/283993 Check this out.. Damn Funny man &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#092;<br /><br />&quot;Blow Job&quot; <br /><br /><a href='http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5419944823518404383&pl=true' target='_blank'>http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5...8404383&pl=true</a> IT base Jokes Heaven Wed, 03 May 2006 12:50:08 +0800 http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/283974 Just for laugh ...<br /><br />Well, here is something to link the 5C&#39;s to the newer 5B&#39;s&#33; <br /><br />I don&#39;t need a CAR, but I want a BMW <br /><br />I don&#39;t need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW <br /><br />I don&#39;t need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK <br /><br />I don&#39;t need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS <br /><br />It&#39;s interesting for you to read&#33; <br /><br />Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C&#39;s&#33; : <br /><br />Car, Condo, Credit Card (Gold), Cash and Career <br /><br />Heard of the 5B&#39;s? <br /><br />B - BMW <br /><br />B - Body <br /><br />B - Brain <br /><br />B - Billionaire <br /><br />B - Bungalow <br /><br />And addition with the 5K&#39;s. <br /><br />Kiasu (scared of losing) <br /><br />Kiasee (scared of dying) <br /><br />Kiabor (scared of wife) <br /><br />Kiaboh (scared of having nothing) <br /><br />Kiachenghu (scared of government) <br /><br />We&#39;ve been reading about the 5C&#39;s and 5K&#39;s for Singaporeans, now comes the 5 numerals and Malaysia&#39;s equivalent. <br /><br />Singaporeans&#39; &quot;practice&quot; for Simple Living: <br />1 - One Wife <br />2 - Two Children <br />3 - Three Bedroom Condo <br />4 - Four Wheels <br />5 - Five Figure Salary <br /><br />Malaysian Malays&#39; &quot;practice&quot; for Simple Living: <br />5 - Five Children <br />4 - Four Wives <br />3 - Three Figure Salary <br />2 - Two Wheels <br />1 - One-Storey Link House <br /><br /> <br />[ Get from a forwarded message by my friend .. nothing to do with me ] <br /><br />hehehehe .... <!--emo&:hyper:--><img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/rclxm9.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rclxm9.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:hyper:--><img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/rclxm9.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rclxm9.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:hyper:--><img src='http://static.lowyat.net/style_emoticons/default/rclxm9.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rclxm9.gif' /><!--endemo--> IT base Jokes Heaven Wed, 03 May 2006 12:13:41 +0800