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Nikkichan — Tue, 30 May 2017 00:16:34 +0800

Please pm me the price if you would like to sell the above tickets. Thank you!

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Nikkichan — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 20:21:13 +0800

Need some cleaning services?

LOLOL!!!

I love this doctor

Nikkichan — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 14:26:19 +0800

*Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
*A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise.
Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster.
Want to live longer? Take a nap.

*Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
*A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies.
What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables.
So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to our system.
Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable).

*Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
*A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way.
Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

*Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
*A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

*Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?*
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!

*Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
*A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ..... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

*Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
*A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

*Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
*A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans ! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

*Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
*A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

*Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
*A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

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Nikkichan — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 00:37:02 +0800

This is purely random.

Look at the time!! Way past my bedtime... zz yet tomorrow still have to work..

i'm stuck here at my pc trying to pay my ACCA fees.. why is the website so slow? sigh

Anyone of you facing the same problems?

11/11/11 ! :D

Nikkichan — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 20:00:12 +0800

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Hi everyone!

Tomorrow is 11/11/11! It's quite a special date indeed..

To some it's a day for something special (weddings etc) but to some, it is just another normal day.. well at least it's a Friday! TGIF! muahaha!

What do you think? Anybody going to spend this day in a special manner with their loved ones etc?

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