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Fastpoke can?

komputermuzik — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:39:32 +0800

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Parkour in Singapore

komputermuzik — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:26:23 +0800

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What did he smoke?

komputermuzik — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 15:31:20 +0800

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nenek sapo ni?

komputermuzik — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 13:16:31 +0800

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Optical Illusion

komputermuzik — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 01:10:30 +0800

1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds...
2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/ceiling or somewhere else on a plain surface
3. Keep blinking your eyes quickly!
4. What can you see?

am i the only one

komputermuzik — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 00:48:38 +0800

getting annoyed when people in the house watch Running Man and turn the volume up? super annoying weh

5 million youtube views

komputermuzik — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 17:53:46 +0800

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in before

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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

komputermuzik — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 17:28:13 +0800

Man City wants Andy Caroll

komputermuzik — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 13:30:19 +0800

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/ja...evez?CMP=twt_gu

Liverpool have made a remarkable bid to swap Andy Carroll with Carlos Tevez and move on their club-record £35m signing not even a year after signing him from Newcastle United.

The Anfield club contacted City on Thursday to ask how much they want for Tevez and whether they would be willing to contemplate a straight exchange with Carroll. Brian Marwood, the City football administrator, rebuffed the idea immediately, even though Carroll is a player Roberto Mancini has admitted admiring when he was at Newcastle.

The move demonstrates how Liverpool are now openly looking at offloading Carroll despite the insistence behind the scenes at Anfield that he can still play a prominent part and Kenny Dalglish's praise for the player after the 2-1 FA Cup defeat of Manchester United.

Carroll has scored only six goals in 35 appearances since becoming the eighth most expensive footballer in history and has not even been able to establish himself as a regular starter this season.

His problems adapting on Merseyside have also left Liverpool willing to take a £10m hit on the player, with Tevez valued at £25m, though that revelation is hardly surprising considering his difficulties at Anfield, added to the sense that he has not always been fully focused.

Fabio Capello, the England manager, has already expressed misgivings about the lifestyle of a player who has managed only two league goals this season in 20 appearances.

Those remarks went down badly at Anfield, with Dalglish defending Carroll, but the questions will probably not go away until he becomes a regular scorer. Carroll's longest run of starts this season is three games and Marwood's decision was made on the basis that he could no longer improve their team even though Mancini has a shortage of front players at a time when Tevez's strike is in its 11th week and Mario Balotelli is now serving a four-match suspension.

Tevez is planning to return to Manchester next week now it has become apparent that Milan are not able to meet City's asking price and, unless anything changes before Tuesday's transfer deadline, his adviser, Kia Joorabchian, says the Argentinian wants to re-establish himself in the team.

Whether that is possible remains to be seen, with Mancini not prepared to entertain the idea unless there is an apology from Tevez for walking out on the club and the string of other offences that have already led to him being found guilty of gross misconduct and losing almost £10m in wages, fines and lost bonuses since the start of the season.

Tevez is still a formidable striker and finished as the league's joint-top scorer last season, but he will be returning to England with a severely damaged reputation and Liverpool's attempt to take him along the M62 will surprise many people given his propensity for causing dressing-room problems and an apparent dislike of living in England.

There is also the fact that, approaching his 28th birthday, he would not have fitted into Liverpool's usual policy of buying players at a young age who will keep a resale value over the course of their contract. Liverpool, however, were willing to make an exception and City would have been glad to arrange a deal after unsuccessful talks not just with Milan but also Juventus, Internazionale and Paris St-Germain. They remain open to offers for the Argentinian but will not change their mind about Carroll.

Life is unfair

komputermuzik — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 13:16:48 +0800

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.
The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan". All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A.... (substituting grades for dollars - something closer to home and more readily understood by all).

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little..

The second test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F. As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else. To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. It could not be any simpler than that.

Remember, there IS a test coming up. The 2012 elections.

These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read and all applicable to this experiment:
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.

what's the purpose

komputermuzik — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 12:22:52 +0800

girls like to wear hairband at forehead?

[SFW] i think so

komputermuzik — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 10:37:30 +0800

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mods dont ban me ok

i wanna go mamak later

komputermuzik — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 00:20:16 +0800

wanna watch liverpool game with the crowd.

can't remember what is good to order at mamak.

any idea? i havent eat since morning

kebodohan nufag dan 9GAG

komputermuzik — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 17:03:01 +0800

btw tits

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Richfag club

komputermuzik — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 15:10:11 +0800

anyone here earning RM20k and above per month? :

1. komputermuzik (BN Cybertrooper : Tun Faisal clan)
2. vivakarna
3. yeezai (cybertrooper : vincent tan clan)
4. Orias (professional robber with bulu ketiak)
5. yuusuke-kun (chief director of famous local graphic design company)
6. junky_man (president persatuan NeBro)
....
....
9001.

Apple Will Be Slammed Again In 'Next Big Thing'

komputermuzik — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 01:19:49 +0800

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/20/s...kusaolp00000003

Samsung's anti-Apple "Fanboy" ads are about to get Super.

The ongoing battle between Samsung and Apple will continue on America's biggest night of television, as Samsung plans to air a new "Fanboy" ad during the Super Bowl on Feb. 5, a source has told The Huffington Post. The ad will mark the next phase of Samsung's "Next Big Thing" series of commercials, which have depicted disgruntled Apple fanboys waiting in line for the iPhone 4S, only to be upstaged by passersby carrying a superior Samsung Galaxy S II.

The spot will be Samsung's first-ever Super Bowl commercial, and it looks like the Korean electronics giant will use it to once again to poke at Apple, its chief rival in smartphone sales -- and courtroom patent disputes.

Our tipster also sent along this teaser video, described as a "lead-in" to the Super Bowl ad, which features what might be a new catchphrase -- "We just got Samsung-ed!":

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iFag butthurt?

Clay Shirky TED Talk on Why SOPA & PIPA Are a Bad

komputermuzik — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 22:18:58 +0800

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Traffic control level: Filipinos

komputermuzik — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 18:11:31 +0800

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yesterday got vomit inducing fatso b****

komputermuzik — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 12:34:50 +0800

today i gip u this.

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[LIVE] Beckham interview

komputermuzik — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 01:07:48 +0800

http://www.youtube.com/davidbeckham

Interviewer: Why choose google to reach out to your fans?

Beckham: Why not?