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pulautikus — Mon, 25 Jan 2016 11:29:42 +0800

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Myr semakin better. Syukurin bijjan

pulautikus — Sat, 23 Jan 2016 07:33:56 +0800

1 usd today 4.27 vs yesterday 4.31
100 baht today 1.18 compared to shitty 1.24 last week

Syukurin bijan so pamdai.
Nk gulingkan mukhriz terus naik ringgit value

Am i doing the ride thing to this salahan saya?

pulautikus — Thu, 21 Jan 2016 19:31:45 +0800

As a fatfag i always go eat at mcd.
Todei i go eating at mcd.
This pompuan parkeded at motorcycle parking liek a st00pid bawse.
So ayam park behind her.

Then she came menjerit2 who parkeded behind her car.
I just enjoice eating my prosperity bagero.

After around 20 mins. I go walk pass her. Start bike and blah.

Am i doing it right?

Planning to buy my first house

pulautikus — Thu, 21 Jan 2016 08:43:02 +0800

Hey guys.
Im planning to buy my first house.
Was wondering if combined salary me and wife 2600 can but house around what range aaa? CN gettinv house near KL center?

Commitment currently 430 per month.

Real ghost featured on Indonesian TV News!

pulautikus — Thu, 21 Jan 2016 07:48:15 +0800

[YOUTUBE]tlmQDvou9H8[/YOUTUBE]

Such real.
Much scare.
Believe it.

Appear on news ok.
Must believe.
Kendot dispute.

Is it too short?

pulautikus — Wed, 20 Jan 2016 07:46:21 +0800

So i remembered when i was courting girls back then, everything was nice.
But they say dont want me as boyfriend because i'm too short.

What? Most girls also 150ish in malaysia,
Why 153cm male is considered short?

Or maybe they just dont want me because im ugly and no have car.

Is it hard to ride a 1000cc bike?

pulautikus — Tue, 19 Jan 2016 20:39:34 +0800

My friend is leaving Malaysia and instead of selling his bike, he plans to leave 1 for me.

I currently ride a 150cc.

So is the transition from a 150cc to 1000cc going to be hard?

What to do in hatyai?

pulautikus — Tue, 19 Jan 2016 12:04:18 +0800

I so bored.
I dunno what do.
So i riding to thailang.

What to do in hatyai?
Me no do pingpong, masat, ponde, etc

P.s : still havent decided to buy luxury car vios or city.
Vios seems goodlooking but city tech spec berry naisu

Amoi siam mmg dap ahhhh

pulautikus — Mon, 18 Jan 2016 08:29:14 +0800

Mmmm dap ah.
Kompem real wimen.
Not modified men.

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Fledermaus cuervo

pulautikus — Mon, 18 Jan 2016 08:26:24 +0800

Planning to buy my first car

pulautikus — Sat, 16 Jan 2016 09:38:45 +0800

Im planning to buy my first car and since im spending a lot im thinking of buying a luxury car so that it will last long and get me some respect.

Which one is better?

A honda city or a toyota vios?

Seriously i think time to step uo after riding motorcycles for quite some time.

Got amoi thai at 7e

pulautikus — Wed, 13 Jan 2016 18:14:59 +0800

This amoi thai at 7e.
Dari aku stop my motor she kept on looking at me.
I turun motor she look.
I go inside store she look while smile.
I go pay she make eye contact without blinking.
I go out drink coke she still looking.
Then she went outside to go to tesco lotus (building sebelah), when she got back i record her while looking away (nak tgk dia usha aku tak time aku tgk belah lain).
Rupa2nya she still tgk.

Anyway.
X lawa mana pun with kening dilukis and pipi pikachu merah.
Clearly not my taste.

Now i wonder why she kept on looking at me and smile all the time.
I guess my fly was down just now?

Morning guys. If u have 500k what business u do?

pulautikus — Mon, 11 Jan 2016 08:15:57 +0800

Morning guys.
So my friend finally tendered his resignation.
He was wondering what cud he do with a 500k capital modal?
He wanna try do business and yes 500k is such a small amount to start a business with.
So what can u guys rekemen?
Something legal.

John the caterpillar

pulautikus — Mon, 11 Jan 2016 00:08:58 +0800

Once upon a time there lived a caterpillar that goes by the name John. While other caterpillars were dumb, this one is rather intelligent. He even has a humanly head on his caterpillarly body. And the face seems to be like tom cruise.

John has tons of friends but he has 2 best friends. Heimlich a talking ecstasy pill and Mime a rainbow colored baboon.

One dah the three of them went to the swimming pool. John and mime went in first. Then came heimlich. He flexes his body to the babes around him. He was so damn cool. He did a triple backflip into the pool. In minutes, he disolved into the pool and died. John and Mime accidentally drink the pools water and became high for the whole day

The end

I feel sado

pulautikus — Sun, 10 Jan 2016 10:27:44 +0800

I feel sado seeing myself in this pic.
Walhal gemuk nak mampos.
Lol.

Aku pun x faham motif thread ni.
Kalau bawak R1 boleh la gak showoff ni motot kecik

Ini mamat confuse ka mmg sudah tiasa betul?

pulautikus — Sun, 10 Jan 2016 08:57:27 +0800

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Jual barang dalam post saya.
Tiasa boleh buat post sindiri ka
Mula mula saya tiasa kisah.
Tapi bila beliau mula pikir itu post dia punya saiya pun pining

Powerbank mati den kompren

pulautikus — Sun, 10 Jan 2016 07:38:41 +0800

So my kawan bought powderbang from me like 1.5 years ago.

She kept on using it even in office almost everyday, not using her charger brick supplied with her phone instead.
When she first bought her powderbang i advised to her, kat ofis guna la wall charger. Lam kereta guna car charger.
Powderbang guna time emergency only or bila jauh dr benda2 tu.
Last night she say why my powderbank cannot charge full anymore.

Ini jenis org yg ingat powderbang kekal abadi is it and the battery has unlimited charge cycle?

What shud i do to her

Todei iflix sent me 2 emails

pulautikus — Fri, 08 Jan 2016 15:42:01 +0800

Todei iflix sent me 2 emails.

One of the emails even said "you are cool."

Lol.

Sudah guyang tulur lepas netflix launch?

The person who broke the Internet in 2015

pulautikus — Fri, 08 Jan 2016 13:29:33 +0800

Asif raza rana, the prince of gunjarawala, Pakistan, who broke the internet in 2015 by breaking up with his best friend Mudasir, is now interested in pelakon Malaysia bernama Neelofa.

Do u think cinta mereka akan berputik?

My conversation with him in which he said he berminat with neelofa

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Long time star wars fan conversation

pulautikus — Fri, 08 Jan 2016 13:21:06 +0800

So currently im at hospital.
Tengah makan lunch while waiting for doctors report

Got this budak pompuan sebelah (tak lawa, dont ask drill).

She said

"Ko dah tgk star wars? Aku fan star wars dari dulu lagi. Orang jahat dia nama kylo ren giler hensem ko tau. Dia tu anak sapa tah. Aku tak ingat la nama org tua tu."

.....

Right.

Long time star wars fan.

Tak igt nama han solo and leia